Roger Clemans is a fiasco. He's really burying himself, it's common knowledge in all sports that the only people that are to inject anything in an athlete is a physician, not a trainer, not a buddy. So Clemans incriminates himself right there when he says McNamee injected him with B-12 and Lidicain. Why did he play that tape? All we got out of it is the McNamee's kid is sick and the world didn't need to know that. 17 minutes of nothing, that tape didn't help Clemans one bit. The one thing I've learned though about Clemans in these last couple days is that he loves bottled water.
If I could vote on the hall of fame today, I'd be voting for Jim Rice ( Career batting line of .302 AVG/.352 OBP/.502 SLG, 2,452 hits, four 200-hit seasons, eight 100-RBI seasons, eight-time All-Star, 1978 AL MVP, two Silver Sluggers, seven .300 seasons.), Goose (3.01 career ERA, 310 saves in an era in which save were much harder to come by, nine All-Star appearances, led league in saves three times, 45th all-time in strikeouts per nine, 1978 AL Rolaids Relief Award, 2.87 postseason ERA, four 100-inning relief seasons), The Hawk(438 career homers, one NL MVP Award, eight Gold Gloves, eight-time All-Star, four Silver Sluggers, five .300 seasons, 1977 NL Rookie of the Year, 32nd all-time in games played, 44th all-time in doubles, 45th all-time in hits, 314 steals, 32nd all-time in RBI, 22nd all-time in extra-base hits.), and maybe Bert Blyleven(13th all-time in innings pitched, 287 wins, 11th all-time in games started, ninth all-time in shutouts, fifth all-time in strikeouts, same career park- and league-adjusted ERA as Warren Spahn, 2.47 career postseason ERA.). As for first time ballot guys the brothers Disco and Tax make a good case for Rock Raines(Best leadoff hitter in NL history, 808 career steals, highest stolen-base percentage ever, 2,605 hits, .385 career OBP, 430 doubles, 1,330 walks, 1,571 runs scored (46th all-time), seven-time All-Star, one Silver Slugger Award, MVP of 1987 All-Star Game, one batting title, 52nd all-time in plate appearances, 68th all-time in hits, 40th all-time in times on base, 48th all-time in games played, 113 triples). But how can you ignore Brady Anderson who has no career benchmarks of note (e.g., only 1,661 hits, only 210 homers), .256 lifetime batting average, no Gold Gloves.
Last week the NY Giants shut me up by beating the Bucs, I wouldn't be surprised at all if they beat Dallas, who has been playing shitty lately, especially if Owens can't play. The Giants front 7 will have to keep putting pressure on the QB because Seamus' favorite player the ageless one RW McQuarters and the rest of that secondary will have a hard time covering Dallas with or without Owens. I like Green Bay at home, I'm assuming cold and windy which favors the Packers who found a running game in the last half of the season. Shaun Alexander looks more like Doyle Alexander these days and to put the game all on Hassleback in those conditions is just too much to ask. Indy routs Whales Vagina, even with Antonio Gates the Colts win comfortably now that he's dislocated his big toe captain, Indy can really have Bob Sanders as the 8th guy in the box to help with LT, Indy wins big. A lot of people are nervous about the Jaguars, FUCK THAT. There a good team but not nearly good enough to beat the Pats. I keep hearing how tall the receivers are, so what? Patrick McDonough is tall too but I think the Door Man Samuel can cover him.
Continuing with sports LSU beat Ohio State to win the BCS title,
BC basketball team lost to Robert Morris last night. I find that amazing, we knew after they got smoked by Kansas that BC wasn't a special team, but to get beat by one man is embarrassing. But lets give credit to this Robert Morris, if he can beat an entire ACC basketball team on his own he should at least be a lottery pick.
So Mike Vick gets to leave his maxim security prison, for a drug rehab and that also could knock off a year of his sentence. This is ridiculous on so many fronts, first of all he's not in prison for drugs, he there for the dogs and second HE SMOKES POT, that's not even a drug, if you consider it a drug its certainly not one that someone would go to a rehab for, IT'S WEED!
Check out the roster for the University of Colorado Women's Basketball team.
2 Bianca Smith Guard 5-9 Jr 7/25/1987 Missouri City, TX
3 Whitney Houston Guard 5-5 So 8/7/1988 Memphis, TN
4 Britney Blythe Guard 5-9 Fr 4/28/1989 San Mateo, CA
11 Hannah Skildum 6-0 Jr 3/26/1987 North Oaks, MN
12 Susie Powers Guard 5-10 12/18/1984 Centennial, CO
15 RyAnne Ridge Guard 5-9 Sr 6/27/1985 Cedar Rapids, IA
21 Chelsea Dale 6-1 Fr 4/23/1989 Palos Verdes Estates, CA
22 Brittany Spears Forward 6-1 Fr 9/27/1988 Pasadena, CA
23 Dina Piterniece 6-2 Jr 5/25/1986 Riga, Latvia
32 Kelly Jo Mullaney Guard 5-8 So 5/7/1988 Minneapolis, MN
33 Aija Putnina Forward 6-3 So 1/15/1988 Riga, Latvia
34 Courtney Dunn Center 6-4 So 6/3/1988 Berkeley, CA
40 Caley Dow Forward 6-2 Jr 2/14/1987 Littleton, CO
44 Kara Richards Center 6-4 Sr 10/19/1985 Graham, TX
45 Jackie McFarland
That's no joke. That must be one crazy locker room, but there covered if the halftime entertainment didn't show up.
The cream has arrived! After 4 days the half and half drought has ended and not a moment to soon. The workers on the other side of the office were coming over to steal DanD's supply, they were armed with staplers and rubber bands, it could of gotten ugly.
Also at work a gentleman was belly aching about how 63% of retired Boston Fire Fighters are getting disability. "Smoke inhalation!? Please, a firefighter only gets 2 or 3 fires in his lifetime" he says. This comes from a guy who sits at a computer selling insurance all day(not that there's anything wrong with that). I'm not saying there aren't guys taking advantage but until you run into a burning building, rescue are person from a car wreck, save someone that's in cardiac arrest or even get Pat the cat out of the tree, you really shouldn't be saying "smoke inhalation, please".
Did you hear the rumor that Tom Cruise never knocked up Katie Holmes, that she was artificially inseminated with L.Ron Hubbard's frozen cum. I only believe this story because I want to, but it can't be true can it?
Tom Cruise Considers $100 Mil Lawsuit Against Book.
How about the guy that murdered his ex-wife and then cooked her. If he had just killed his ex-wife it wouldn't be news, that been done to death(pun intended). But the fact that he cooked her and may of eaten her has everyone very upset. But I say if you murder someone, you should at least eat them, it's better than just dumping the body. Native Americans used to get pissed when poachers would kill a buffalo and leave the meat to rot, killing someone and dumping the body is kind of the same thing
As I type this the big primary is going on in NH. Last night Shit Romney already had his spin going in case he lost to Mr. McCain. He's saying "Hey, if I come in 2nd, I'd be the only Republican with 2 top 2 finishes". Yeah go fuck yourself buddy we all know what a loss in NH means for you. That fact that McCain is even in the running should embarrass Shit Romney. The McCain campaign is broke while Shit is throwing money around like Pac Man Jones at a Vegas strip club. Shit ended up spending $250 per vote in Iowa and it could be more in NH. I never had a huge problem with Shit until he came after McCain saying "his arms are all fucked up, how could we elect this guy". Bottom line is when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside, you got to be a man it don't help to hide, if you hurt my friends then you hurt my pride, I got to be a man, I can't let it slide, I am a real American, fighting for the rights of every man. So fuck you Shit Romney, go back to the Olympics with your Dr.Strange haircut.
On the Democrat side, Hilary is losing it, the election and her mind. Did you see her start crying after someone basically asked her about her make up. How is she supposed to be leader of the free world. How is she going to react when one day she's president and Iranian speed boats are fucking with are ships in the gulf, thousands of Mexicans are hi-tailing it across the border, Tornado's are whipping through Wisconsin, the stock market is crashing like a drunk driving Kennedy, her health care plan gets shot down, and Bubba's up in Lincoln's bedroom giving the new interns a good rogering. So then she plants some dude in the crowd to heckle her about ironing his shirt, so she gets more women's support, and also plants a broad to ask "if Obama is elected, he could just get assisintated, so shouldn't we just vote for you?" How can she even look at her ugly mug in the mirror everyday. One more problem I have with Hil is when she found out how big of a beating Obama is giving her, she goes on the defensive slamming Obama for being against the war but voting to fund it. I got to kind of commend Obama on that. He doesn't want to be at war but as long as are troops are there he's helping to make sure there are properly funded. "I don't want my brother coming out of the toilet with just his dick in his hands"
Is it fate for Obama that on this date in 1867 African-American men in Washington, D.C., gained the right to vote as the U.S. Congress overrides President Andrew Johnson's veto. We'll see.
Birthdays-Genius Vegetable Steven Hawkins, publicity whore and regular whore Amber Benson, Jeremy's big brother Jason. Today is a huge day for musicians birthdays too, The man who urinated on Gary Sheffield's wife, R.Kelly, rapper Xzibit, The King Elvis Presley and Labyrinth star David Bowie.
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