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Britney Spears is at it again! A 36-hour binge that allegedly included 10 sleeping pills, 12 Vicodins, six Ritalins and 10 Zantacs. She gulped them down with the mind-melting mix of vodka, NyQuil and Red Bull.
I can't believe she's alive, she's a bionic woman! Brit was a crazy drunk and druggie on her own, but it can't help that dozens of pappazzi follow her every move. Even if you don't care about her there a danger to the public. I would be losing it to if those fucks followed me everywhere. But I love Britney for her attics, I say give K-Fed the kids, and as long as Britney isn't driving just let her do what she wants, she's pure entertainment. Please vote on the new Britney poll.(It's at the bottom of the page now)

So the NH Primary is tomorrow with Obama and McCain leading the polls the predictions from the MD's are flying in, Fing Fang Foom (Celine Dion ) Predicts Romney takes the GOP nomination regardless of what happens in NH and B?IHKH!'s election correspondent Tax says Obama and McCain.

Tax's thoughts about Obama's momentum

"Barack Obama is a train that can't be stopped. Hillary's only chance is New Hampshire, and I don't think she has the message to get it done. She is going to go negative the next couple of days and try to tear him down and stop his momentum, but everytime she opens her mouth, people instinctively want to punch her in the face. He is going to win New Hampshire behind the support of independents. McCain and Obama are fighting for the support of independents in New Hampshire, but they are both strong enough that they can each win while splitting that vote. If turnout is high, Obama and McCain roll. McCain has been working NH hard, and has a lot of support up there, so I think he wins. Obama's message and his momentum carries him through NH. I actually think Obama wins pretty easily.

If Obama does win in NH like I suspect, watch the black people galvanize like you wouldn't believe. They are nervous to support him right now because they don't really think that white people will vote for a black man to be President. Well he won Iowa, with a 94% white, 4% Hispanic and only a 2% black population. Now he goes into New Hampshire, and I have never seen a black person in New Hampshire. If he can win in those 2 places, they are gonna come out and support him. Nevada and South Carolina are next up and the wave of momentum will be too strong. 50% of the people in SC are black, he wins there by 25 points, at least.

His candidacy is appealing because he NEVER plays the race card. He's not angry or confrontational like Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson. He is a new kind of black leader, who reaches out to white America instead of blaming them for the problems he and his race have experienced. It's a refreshing change."
Tax also has a very good post about the Stupid Iowa Caucus, on the ballfaces blog. http://ballfaces.blogspot.com/

Tuesday is also a huge day for Jim Rice, who finds out if he finally gets the respect he deserves and is voted into the Hall of Fame. I personally feel if it doesn't happen for Rice this time it never will, which is a crying shame.

What's a matter with these celebrities, Michael Douglas that dinosaur donated money to, Clinton, Obama, Richardson, Dodd & Kucinich. What a phony, just throwing money at anyone that not a republican.

Day 3 of the office half & half drought, the DanD supply is running thin and it's only a matter of time before the savages on the other side of the office find out we have cream and come and get some. If we don't get a supply of cream soon the office is going to to resemble Kenya with the warlords controlling what little half & half we have left.

Also at work:

In the bathroom here the lights will go off if there's no movement over a period of time. So this kid I work with was shitting for so long the lights went out, then some guy came in to piss and the kid came out of the stall and scared the shit out of him!

The ditch Roger Clemans is digging himself into is getting deeper and deeper.

Loyal reader Tam from Canton posed a good question to me:

When it's the anniversary of something bad like a death of a family member, is anniversary the right word to use, since anniversary has become synonymous with celebration.
So I took a look at the definition,

1. the yearly recurrence of the date of a past event.
2. the celebration or commemoration of such a date.

The definition has him as being wrong the word commemoration in the 2nd definition takes care of it. But I say the golden rule supersedes literary rules, I just can't think of a better word to use than anniversary.

My question to you readers is, when your on your way to drop a duce, do you know what kind of turd you'll be producing. I can pretty much guess what my movement will look like just by the way I feel. There are a few surprises of course but for the most part I'm right on. Is is a talent or is everyone capable of this?

Another HUGE weekend for the C's! On Friday they beat Memphis at home 100-96, basically without Just Ray Allen, who didn't score a point until 10 seconds left in the game. Tony Allen picked up the slack showing signs of life with a season high 20 points. Pierce and KG were there usual great selves and Shaved Posey played a great game too. The C's were guilty of looking ahead to Saturday for good reason, the next night they would have to travel to Detroit and take on the Pisstons...........................

No problem the C's won the 11th in a row, beating the Pisstons in a exhilarating game that had a real playoff feel. With all pun intended Big Baby was huge, scoring 16 of his season high in the 4th quarter, going 6-6 from the field in a quarter the C's outscored Detroit 26-0 in the paint. While this game will be remembered for Davis' clutch play and rightfully so, don't forget how important KG was in this game.
Garnett was called for his second foul at the 7:34 mark of the first quarter, which helped Detroit go on a 17-0 run take a 20-10 lead. He returned early in the second quarter and helped Boston pull within two points at halftime.
When Garnett was in the game, Boston outscored Detroit by 23. When the superstar was on the bench, the Pistons outscored the Celtics by 16. Despite the talent around him KG should be MVP, I know Lebron puts up crazy numbers but that's a .500 team, the Celtics could win 70 this year. Celts play Charlotte on Wednesday.

A few people asked me to re post the links to do madlibs:
http://www.madglibs.com/index.php?page=-1
http://www.madlibs.org/

Birthdays

Jan 5th-
All time actor Robert Duvall (Tom Hagan is a great guy), rocker Marylyn Manson, hot chick Kylie Bax and pathetic puke shitbag twat Diane Keaton, I can't begin to describe how I loathe her, I'd like to pull her tongue out and stab that shit with a rusty screw driver, I'd like to sow her asshole closed and keep feeding her, and feeding her, I'd like to lay her nuts out on the dresser, just her nuts on the fucking dresser and hit that hit with a spiked bat...BLANG!

Jan 6th-NBA star Gilbert Arenas

Jan 7th-Don Larsen who tossed a perfect game in a World Series, which is really amazing if you think about it. Former nice legs Katie Couric, Ghost Rider star Nic Cage, baseball stars Alfonzo Soriano and Francisco Rodriguez( he owes my friend baz $55), baseball jerk off Eric Gange, Skretch from Saved by the Bell, hot golfer Natalie Gubis and last but certainly not least David Caruso. What can be said about Caruso. I love him he's the worlds biggest joke and he's the only one that doesn't get it. I watch CSI: Miami as much as possible just for his corny one liners and the way he never looks at the person he's talking to. Check out this youtube video, it's great stuff.
David Carusos opening one-liners in CSI: Miami

Thanks for reading, if your reading in NH go out tomorrow and vote(preferably for McCain)

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