Victory in Florida and the choice between Chicken Parm and Rhino Piss

HUGE win for McCain in Florida. McCain got the Veteran, Cuban and old fart vote and In Florida that's all you need. With this Johnny boy is the clear leader going into Super Tuesday, were McCain can all but wrap up the GOP nomination.
A lot of folks are worried that McCain isn't good on the economic side of things and that's a problem since so many people are broke these days. But B?IHKH! has learned that McCain, with President Bush's blessing has wagered 2 trillion dollars on the Pats money line for Sunday to boost the struggling economy.
After all was said and done in Florida McCain's campaign manager sent me an email, which I will share with all of you now:

Thank you B?IHKH!! Tonight the voters of the Sunshine State gave John McCain a critical victory on his path to the Republican Nomination.
John McCain's momentum is now unstoppable. The campaign is well positioned to come out of "Super Tuesday" the winner and the presumptive nominee for president. Tonight's victory shows that the American people want straight talk and leadership: they want John McCain. In recent days, both candidates and pundits have said that the winner of Florida will go on to win the nomination. We couldn’t agree more.

We have a lot of work ahead of us. Tomorrow night, John McCain will be in California to participate in the GOP Debate at the Reagan Library. Then he will be on the road on a non-stop campaign blitz leading up to Super Tuesday - February 5th. This is a huge challenge that will require the support of all of our supporters across the country.

Help keep the momentum going!



On the Demarcate side Hilary won the election but there were no delegates gained. I have no idea how that happens, I guess all the delegates were still in the Red Sox virtual waiting room.

So everything thing still hangs on Super Tuesday. Not sure how Edwards finally dropping out will effect the democrat side of things, I'm just glad he's gone, now Edwards can go back to suing innocent doctors for a living. Rudy dropping out is just another reason why McCain will pull away with the GOP nomination. Rudy and Johnny boy are friends from there 2001 World Series days and Rudy will be if hasn't already endorsed McCain. I still can't figure out what Rudy was doing, he didn't really try to win the election, he kept saying we'll get them in the next state and ultimately in Florida, but he got smoke in FLA and everywhere else for that matter. He's a great public speaker and if he bothered campaigning he could of had a hand in this thing. People are wary of McCain's age and economic back ground and others see right though Shit Romney for the classless, over polished, clit that he is. Rudy could of been the man in the middle, with a cougar on his arm, he could of won.

Tax' Super Tuesday Prologue:

The story coming out of Super Tuesday for the Democrats will be early voting. Obama has the momentum and would have won most primaries if it were not for early voting where people voted weeks ago for Clinton. I think he'll win most, if not all, of the 7 caucus states. Plus Illinois, Georgia, Alabama, and maybe Connecticut and Utah. But those caucuses are smaller and don't have many delegates. She will have more delegates than him on Super Tuesday but he will have the momentum. Of course, that all changes if he fucks up at the debate tonight or Edwards endorses Clinton. This race has been crazy.

Here's what I got on the GOP. McCain is in, log it. The Arnold endorsement locked up California. it's over. Bye bye Mitt. Mitt is thinking about not buying ads for Feb 5th. He sees the writing on the wall and doesn't want to waste 20 million bucks.



Turns out Shit did buy ads in a last ditch effort to save his race. Stupid prick just keeps throwing money down the shitter.



Big Up's to Montel Williams, For just over three minutes on Saturday morning, TV talk show host Montel Williams owned the hosts of Fox and Friends. A former Marine and Naval officer, Montel lectured the stunned hosts on the stupidity of spending air time on the death of Heath Ledger, rather than covering the war in Iraq. It was a spectacle rarely seen on live cable television, as Montel exposed and condemned both tabloid "news" shows and much of American culture for what they have each become: shallow and greedy.



Of course Williams was fired for this rant, I never been a fan of Montel but now I'm in his corner for sure, I hope he lands on his feet. Christine Clougherty said she can get him a job pouring beer at the Garden. So hopefully that will work out until Montel gets a show on STTV( S.Tallent TV) when that network kicks off in the future.

If you spill something on your shirt and are thinking of using on of those Tide pens. Think again, while the pen might treat the stain, your shirt and you will end up smelling like Rhinoceros piss for the rest of the day. I'd rather have a chicken parm stain.

I really love Britney Spears, Seamus informs me that she now spends her nights driving around LA drinking red bull and talking in an British accent. You got to respect that.

Speaking of Seamus, I'm not sure if it was the humble pie or Super Bowl fever that made him sick.But after reading my post he threw up and hasn't been heard from since.

Steve Rodgers old WWII partner James "Bucky" Buchancon aka Winter Soldier, has fulfilled the dead Captain America's wishes and has taken over as the new Captain America. I like that Bucky is doing it his way, yesterday during a fight with A.I.M.(Advanced Idea Mechanics) bucky used the shield as a distraction and just blasted the terrorist with his gat, a move Steve Rodgers would of never made.

Thinking about the death of Steve Rodgers, I think it was fucking bullshit that the papers ran the story on the very day the comic came out. So most comic fans had to learn of Steve's passing through the newspaper instead of seeing it in the comic. That's absolutely bollix, a paper would never print how the Da Vicci Code ended the day the movie came out, so why is it ok to ruin the surprise of a comic book.


Birthdays

Jan 30th-Great American FDR (Franklin Delano Rominowski), drowning witness Phil Collins, late golfer Payne Stewart, Batman Christine Bale, ex NBA player Jalen Rose, I mention Rose because he now does analist for NBA on ESPN and does a great job, jacked but still rather hot chick Amy Fadhli. Image results for amy fadhli and actor Gene Hackman who's most known for playing Lex Luthor in the Superman movies. Hackman also stared in 3 great Tallent choice picks, A Bridge Too Far, Hoosiers & The Unforgiving. A lot of people also don't know Hackman also played the blind man in comedy classic Young Frankenstein.
The Gootch would like to extend birthdaty wishes to Monica Lewinsky who turned 34 on the 30th, The Gootch adds
"Can you believe it ?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling
around the White House on her hands and knees,
and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast, don't they"


Also on Jan 30th 1933, Adolf Hitler is named Chancellor of Germany by President Hindenburg.
We'll chalk that up to "it seemed like a good idea at the time"


Jan 31st-Great day for baseball birthdays with Ernie Banks, Nolan Ryan and Jackie Robinson all celebrating birthdays. Of course you know that Jackie Robinson was the first player n MLB history to make the team through affirmative action laws. Also having birthdays on the 31st are hot carpet muncher Porti De Rossi and Justin Timberlake. Now JT's music is definitely not my bag, but I can see that he has some talent and the girls like him. But I honestly feel that no one really likes the song "SexyBack" they just like him so they think they like that song. I heard that song many times and have come to the conclusion that people really can't actually like it. I think they like him so much and it was the first single of his album so people just trained there mind to pretend or think they like that song, but the fact remains that it's unlikable song.


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Why Oprah, Macarthur and vegetables on your sandwich all suck

Big day for Mr. McCain. Shit Romney has used his severe advantage in money to come back and maybe even be the favorite in Florida. But if Johnny boy can hold on in Florida, it would be a devastating blow to Shit Romney. With Super Tuesday around the corner, McCain has the advantage with a lot of the Super Tuesday states being heavily populated with independent voters.

Did you see in the GOP Debate last week that Shit was wired so his handlers could tell him shit in his ear. What a phony fuck this guy is.

I don't understand restaurants insistence to add vegetables and now even fruit to there sandwich's without the customer ever asking for them. I ordered a chicken salad sango for lunch today. It's bad enough that almost everyone mixes in celery or lettuce, whatever that crunchy green shit is, into there chicken salad. But this place today also adds raisins, FUCKING RAISINS! C'mon that's just bogus. I don't want raisins in my fucking chicken salad, I want chicken and mayo, that's chicken salad. I don't know why people can't understand that sandwich is meat, cheese and bread! Other bullshit like lettuce, tomato's onions, fucking raisins are toppings and can be added on but shouldn't just be included, it's not fair to people that just want meat, cheese and bread.

There are a couple of Professional sports teams I just can't understand. One is the Baltimore Orioles. I don't care how good this version of Adam Jones is supposed to be, you can't give up a dominating starting lefty that's in his prime.

The other team is the Oakland Raiders. I hate to say this but the Raiders can't be taken seriously until Al Davis dies. Davis used to be a brilliant football mind and is one of the most influential people in the NFL history, but the game has clearly passed him by and he's now just an old prick, fucking up his team. Latter this week he'll be firing Head Coach Lane Kiffen. Kiffen in his first year turned on of the worst offenses in history into at least not a laughing stock, the Raiders actually had a real good running attack towards the end of the year. So now that he's turning the offense around Kiffen wanted the Defense run to his liking, after all he is the head coach. But noooooooooooo D coordinator Rob Ryan is Al's boy and Al is choosing Ryan over Kiffen, so it will be the 5th straight season with a new head coach for the Raiders.

Have you ever heard someone say there going out dancing? I can safely say I've never gone dancing. I mean I've gotten drunk and ended up dancing, but how people leave there houses with the sole purpose of dancing is beyond my understanding.

Not sure what's funnier. Steve Sanders being born and raised in Beverly Hills, but being a Celtics fan because they had more white players or Kelly's mom, all fucked up hosting the charity fashion show at West Beverly High.

I went to the Supermarket the other day to get some cold cuts. There was no one in line at the deli so I just stood there waiting for the kid to take my order. But the kid wouldn't even make eye contact with me, it was as if I wasn't there. So I pulled a number and the kid snaps to attention, "Number 130!?" hahahahaha he knew who number 130 was I was the only one there.

Also at the supermarket I was surprised that bread wasn't on the sign in that tells you what's in the aisle. All the other staples are listed on the signs, milk, pasta, snuss, cereal, ect. but not milk. I don't understand this, once there's a snow flurry the masses run out to get milk and bread, you would think it would be on the sign.



I would like to write a revision to my last post. It was The Gootch not Fing Fang Foom that said. "Its impossible to not stain white undies if you are human and you shit....I did a test one day and thought that I only stain my undies if I shit and later scratch my ass so I made sure one day not to scratch after a shit and there was still some stain there."



Birthdays

Jan 26th-Salad dressing mogul Paul Newman, funny man Bob Uecker, hockey role player Wayne Gretkzy, & overrated general Douglas Macarthur.

Also on Jan 26th 1880, The electric light bulb is patented by Thomas Edison. This revolutionary invention immediately led to dozens of lousy "how many....does it take to screw in a light bulb" jokes.


and

Yes, Macarthur is overrated. Most people think of him when it comes to the allied victory in the Pacific. But Macarthur actually hindered the allies in the Pacific and it was Admiral Nimitz who deserves the credit for victory in the Pacific.



Disgusted and disillusioned by Macarthur's absence from the front lines, the failure of promised relief, and Macarthur's retention of adequate food for himself and others on Corregidor, his starving troops on Bataan coined this derisive verse. The title "Dugout Doug" attached itself to MacArthur behind his back for the rest of the war.



On 24 December 1941, Macarthur implemented Plan Orange by withdrawing the Philippines government and his own headquarters to the heavily fortified island of Corregidor on the western side of Manila Bay. Realizing too late that he had committed a fatal error by spreading his troops thinly across the islands of the Philippines, Macarthur ordered a general retreat of his troops on Luzon to the Bataan Peninsula on the western side of Manila Bay. The American and Philippine Army troops scattered across eight of the other large Philippine islands were abandoned to the Japanese.

The air of unreality pervading Macarthur's command in the Philippines is further evidenced by his share buying as the Japanese neared Manila. With Japanese troops closing in on the capital, Macarthur telephoned the mayor of Manila, Jorge Vargas, from Corregidor on 28 December and asked him to buy $35,000 worth of shares in the Lepanto mining company for him.

Plan Orange had required the Bataan Peninsula to be stocked with sufficient food and medical supplies to enable 43,000 troops to withstand a Japanese siege for six months. Macarthur had only stockpiled enough food and medical supplies on Bataan for a thirty day siege. The troops were immediately put on half-rations.

No significant support for the beleaguered defenders of Bataan could be expected from the United States because the British and American governments had resolved to adopt a "Germany First" war strategy.

Macarthur went out of his way to pretend that adequate reinforcements were on their way to the Philippines. The lie fooled the American public and, for a short time, fooled the troops fighting the Japanese in the Philippines. However, it has to be conceded that even if the American government had wanted to save the Philippines from Japanese invasion, it would have been an almost impossible task. Japan ruled the skies over the Philippines and the Japanese Navy ruled the seas of the western Pacific. American submarines and fast torpedo boats were able to penetrate the Japanese blockade of the Philippines from time to time, but they could not deliver sufficient supplies to maintain Macarthur's army.

Suspecting that his military reputation and career had been compromised by his failing defense of the Philippines, Macarthur spent his first two weeks on Corregidor pestering Pilipino President Quezon for rewards for his "distinguished service" to the Philippines. Quezon was terminally ill and racked with anxiety for the fate of his countrymen. He was in no fit state to resist Macarthur's demands. He also believed that his best hope for continued American support lay with Macarthur, and he responded to Macarthur's pressure for rewards by granting him the sum of $500,000 from the impoverished Philippine Treasury on Corregidor. In today's values, the gift to Macarthur would have been worth in excess of $5,000,000. Macarthur's closest staff officers received smaller sums. These gifts of large sums of money to serving officers of the United States Army were grossly improper, but Roosevelt and Secretary for War Stimson elected to turn a blind eye even though they were aware of the payments.

When Quezon had escaped from the Philippines, he visited Washington and offered General Dwight D. Eisenhower $60,000 for "distinguished service" during Eisenhower's time in the Philippines as Macarthur's chief of staff. Eisenhower politely declined the improper gift.


Despite the hopelessness of the American position, Macarthur declared that he was determined to hold Bataan and Corregidor to the end, and he set up the Abucay-Mauban defensive line with two army corps across the Bataan Peninsula. The defensive line was divided into two sections, with Major General Jonathan M. Wainright's corps defending the western section, and Major General George M. Parker's corps defending the eastern section. Wainwright's and Parker's troops were separated by Mount Natib, a towering volcano. When the Japanese attacked the American defensive line on 9 January 1942, they met stiff resistance despite the fact that the American and Philippine troops were living on half-rations, drinking contaminated water, and increasingly weakened by disease.

The Americans were so short of basic medical supplies on Bataan that even wound dressings had to be reused.

The Japanese finally outflanked the defenders of the Abucay-Mauban line by finding an accessible path over Mount Natib. Macarthur thought that the volcano would prove impassable for Japanese troops, and had neglected to take any steps to defend this formidable natural barrier. Macarthur was not a general who learned from his mistakes. When he assumed command of Australia's defense later in 1942, he would make the same error of military judgment by underrating the ability of Japanese troops to cross the rugged Owen Stanley Range to attack Port Moresby.


On 24 January 1942, Macarthur responded to the outflanking of his first defensive line by ordering his troops to withdraw to a second line closer to the island of Corregidor called the Bagac-Orion line. He now realized that Bataan would inevitably fall to the Japanese and took the precaution of withdrawing food and medical supplies from his sick and starving front-line troops to ensure adequate supplies for his own headquarters on Corregidor. From the comparative safety of the underground fortifications of Corregidor, Macarthur directed that there would be no more retreats by his troops on Bataan and no surrender.

The order to fight to the end was stupid, callous, selfish, and typical of Macarthur's leadership style. It was a stupid order because Macarthur knew that the American defense of the Philippines was a lost cause and that his troops could expect no significant help from any source. It was callous because all of Macarthur's troops on Bataan were starving, and many were sick. If he was capable of honest appraisal of his own conduct, he must have known that he was only condemning them to further suffering in a lost cause produced by his own serious errors of military judgment. It was a selfish order because it only served Macarthur's vanity for his troops to die heroically in a lost cause. From events that followed, it is a fair inference that Macarthur did not intend to share the fate to which he had condemned his troops if he could avoid doing so. Perhaps it is not surprising that Macarthur was regarded with contempt by many of his troops on Bataan who assigned to their commander the derisive title "Dugout Doug". This was a reference to the fact that Macarthur only left his underground headquarters on Corregidor once during the siege to visit his troops on Bataan.

Despite the hopelessness of their position, Macarthur's troops on Bataan obeyed his order and resisted every attempt by the Japanese to penetrate their second line of defense.

During March, Japanese reinforcements poured into the Philippines. On Bataan, the food situation had become so serious that the daily ration had to be dropped below half-rations. The Japanese renewed their offensive on 3 April 1942, with fresh troops, heavy artillery, tanks, and air support. Macarthur was not there to witness the renewal of the Japanese offensive. He had arranged his own escape to Australia with his family and senior staff officers.

That's just the loss of the Philippines at the start of WWII, his biggest mistake in the Korean conflict was his near total unawareness of the Chinese Army's provisions for attack, which was an unacceptable intelligence gaffe.



Jan 27th-NFL Pro Bowler Fred Taylor, yeah he's the only asshole worth mentioning for Jan 27th. The 28th sucked too with only MLB all-star Jemaine Dye to mention.

Jan 29th-Mr. Baseball Tom Sellek, head bumper Greg Lauganis, former (maybe current I dunno) NHL great Dominik Hasek, hot chicks Heather Graham and Kelly Packard. Image results for kelly packard

Also celebrating a birthday today is queen of all twats, the Joseph Goebbels of our time, Oprah.



The self-anointed high priestess of the world spreads her propaganda on daytime talk, chick magazines, Oprah seminars—and every other medium in which she can get her fat grubby hands on.



Oprah preaches “how to be your best self” and “live your best life.” Unfortunately, a fondness for radical Islam and excusing terrorists is a prominent element of Oprah’s “best self.”

Cheating husbands don’t get off as easy as Islamic terrorists, murderers, and torturers in Winfrey’s world.

Take “O” Magazine, Oprah’s monthly print version of self-conceit. Like every other month, the cover of the June issue of “O” features the heifer Oprah—for the gazillionth time. Unfortunately, also for the gazillions time, the inside of the glossy mag features Oprah’s unique brand of understanding and empathy for terrorists and radical Islam.

Last month, Oprah’s “O” asked readers to understand “The Heart of a Destroyer,” Mohammed Atta. You remember him—the Al-Qaeda ringleader of the 9/11 hijackers who murdered 3,000 Americans.

But that’s not exactly the way “O”’s “reading room” wants you to remember him.

Beneath a picture of young Mohammed and his smiling sister on the Egyptian beach, “O” exhorts you to read a book that “sets out to understand the hearts and minds of the men behind the photos” of the 9/11 hijackers, a group of “lonely, exiled young men.”

But the fatherless and motherless children who lost their parents to Atta—they aren’t lonely, are they?

This leads me to my next point as to why Oprah sucks. I was flipping through channels a few weeks/months ago and I saw Oprah’s special about when she went to Africa. I’m not sure if I’m the only one who noticed her obviously fake and insulting (at least to me) accent, which she so nonchalantly switched on and off depending on who she was talking to. It just seemed extremely fake.

My third and final reason as to why Oprah sucks(today, I'll bash Oprah and expose her for the phony cunt she is regularly) is that while she does give large sums of money to charities, she wears it on her shoulder like a medal. There are plenty of people who give to charities and that don’t publicize it like the last episode of Friends. I think, and this is just my opinion, that she gives to charity for the wrong reasons. Does she care about the cause? Perhaps. However, I think she’s milking it for all it’s worth.



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A slice of humble pie

In response to Seamus' latest Superbowl post, the one were Seamus tries to talk himself into why his hometown team can win this Sunday. For those of you that don't know Seamus he's seen above with his fiancée Sabes and his puppy, Eli who's been frigin dyed blue for the playoffs.

I wouldn't get my hopes up that Brady is going to be ineffective, this is Brady, this is the Superbowl as long as he can stand he'll get it done. As for the that NYG effective pass rush being more than capable of tempering this "one dimensional Patriots attack",
why didn't they do that in there first meeting in lousy conditions in December. Brady went 32/42 with 356 yards and 2 td's no Int's in that game, also in that game starting guard Steven Neal, Starting Tackle Nick Kaczur, and beast of a blocking TE Kyle Brady didn't play. That's been good news for the Pats passing game, but great news for the running game. The Pats have smashed 2 real good run defenses in the playoffs. Maroney's numbers weren't great in the the first game but had 2 great TD runs in the red zone were it mattered. If the Pats don't put up big running numbers it's because they don't have to. They'll just whip it around on those children that Seamus loves so much or the old the old farts in the secondary. But rest assured if they want to run they will run.

So the Pats have better "Tallent", better coaching, and way more experience which is already showing, while the Pats are going about Super Bowl week as a business trip and aren't getting caught up in the hoopla, the Giants are already getting soaked up in the the Super hype. One of there owners guarantees a win, Lawrence Tynes goes on Letterman, LAWRENCE TYNES!! and Osi is going on about how there going to "make New York City proud"

As for neutralizing Mossy Poo except one huge play. How many times has a team said that? That's Moss' game, big plays. It's not like that play was a fluke, Brady and Moss nailed the same play on the pervious snap, Moss dropping that one was the fluke, that's why they went right back to it for all the records.

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JOHN TRAVOLTA has explained his outpouring of grief for HEATH LEDGER, who he only briefly met "I would give back all of my awards and my nominations just to have him back again."
Wow, what a guy, huh. I wonder if that includes his 1st place trophy that he won in the Jack Rabbit Slims dance contest.
Fing Fang Foom adds:
He just wanted to remind everyone that he won a bunch of trophies. He's a scientologist egomananical asshole who happens to be a faggot.
More wisdom from Fing Fang Foom:
Its impossible to not stain white undies if you are human and you shit....I did a test one day and thought that I only stain my undies if I shit and later scratch my ass so I made sure one day not to scratch after a shit and there was still some stain there.

The Heath Ledger thing got me thinking about people who O.D. If I was in charge I'd make a rule that anyone that's Od'ing gets no help from the police, fire or paramedics. I wonder how much time, energy and money is wasted each time someone has to respond to these assholes, whom once there life is saved just go and O.D. again. Who's paying there medical bills, most junkies don't have insurance to pay for all that goes into saving there worthless lives. They'd rob there own grandmother for $2, you think there worried about the medical bills that are being sent to were they used to live or the fake address that they gave at the hospital, so again our health care goes up a little just because we keep saving these pricks that inject heroin in there own balls. I say if you do drugs your on you own, if you want to carry around the adrenalin shot to save yourself, then fine but don't think the tax payers are paying for you to GET THE SHOT!. It boils down to the immortal words of Jack Kirkpatrick
"Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."


BH?IHKH!'s election correspondent Tax informs me that Louisiana had there caucus the other night and McCain won! A caucus and Louisiana, 2 shitty things no wonder there was no coverage. Hawaii goes on Friday and of course Florida on Tuesday.
Speaking of the Florida primary my sources have Rudy running 3rd. Rudy's all done all he's going to do now is take votes away from McCain. If Rudy loved his country he would drop out of the race by Tuesday, endorse McCain and continue to go to Yankee games.

I live in a 3 family house with my grandparents on the top floor us in the middle and my aunt and uncle on the first floor. I love my aunt but she hangs with shitties, ugly, weirdo's and there always hanging around the house. In this wack pack there's this one stupid bitch, we'll call her Sheryl. she's always drunk, loves to small talk about nonsense and annoys the hell out of me. One time for weeks she bugged me about looking at this house thats around the corner from her, everyday "did you look at that house yet?". So finally I told her that I can barely stand living a block away from her and would never move right around the corner from her, she though I was kidding, I wasn't. I wished for the worst for her and what ends up happening, her fucking son hits for a Million on scratch ticket! Then there's this other broad, she's loud, obnoxious, stupid, old and ugly, she has it all. I used to call her the human bottle opener due to her only having 1 tooth in the middle of her mouth, her first name is Jackie so I've since changed her nickname to Jack-e-lantern. Jack-e-Lantern doesn't mean to suck, she just does, she's brain dead, my dogs name is Pedro and she calls him sergeant, SERGEANT!? that's not even close.

Yesterday me and Seamus walk into work and the Stevester lady says "The boys are back in town!"
What? What does that even mean? What's a matter with this girl?


So Barry Bonds ask the judge to dismiss his perjury case. I love when people do this, "yeah um, Judge, you know those perjury charges I was brought up on? Yeah why don't we just forget about those and save us all some time, thanks"

As first reported on BH?IHKH! yesterday was Humphrey Bogart's birthday, I seen this reported again when my wife was watching entertainment tonight and it got to me thinking. Did Humphrey hog the spliff all the time and that's were the term " Don't Bogart that joint" came from?

I'm sorry but Return of the Jedi is still on my mind. Another thing I hated was the pussy way Boba Fet was killed off. Having a blind Han knock him into that pit monster and not even know he did it was for the birds, a cool character like Boba deserved a better death. But you know who warned Han that Boba Fet was right behind him, CHEWBACCA. No wonder why Han hang around with Chewy, what a great companion. Good pilot, always got your back, great in a scrap and never talks too much. The most Chewy ever says is a comment like RAHHHH or mmmmm, I appreciate that.

Last night my wife asked me the question that no man wants to hear. "What are you going to do this weekend, since there's no football on?"

Chris Cooley and Chris Samuels will both wear No. 21, the jersey number of their late teammate Sean Taylor, during the 2008 Pro Bowl on Sunday, Feb. 10.
The jerseys that they wear in the game will be auctioned at NFL Auction with the proceeds going to the Sean Taylor Memorial Trust Fund, which was set up to benefit Taylor's daughter Jackie.
I really hate to be mean because this poor little girl just lost her old man, but the Trust Fund is set up just for her? Taylor made over 10 Million Dollars in the NFL and I'm sure a nice life insurance policy, you would think his daughter would be all set up for life. Of course I'm all for the Trust Fund but make it for charity or at least pay to train a bunch of Capuchin monkeys to help the elderly.

I'm really enjoying the album Z from My Morning Jacket, even though BH?IHKH!'s music correspondents Disco, and Jimmy Skorner have told me about MMJ for some time know and Fing Fang Foom's endorsed them as well. I haven't gotten around to really listening to them until Seamus burnt the cd for me. People that know me, know I'm pretty picky when it comes to music, but this Z album is a real keeper.

I am not a fan of the egg at all, cooked into shit eggs can be valuable but not on there own. I realize 99% of the world likes them I'm just missing something, I'm not impressed

This next segment will run all next next with crossovers on Seamus's http://diary-seamus.blogspot.com/ blog. Seamus is from NJ and is a Giants fan we'll debate the game all next week.

On offense the weather will be clear and Brady will be whipping it around like always. The Giants play man to man with there cornerbacks who are either to old or to young, which ensures Moss to break out big time just like last time they played. If the Giants want to double and triple team Moss to try to take him out of the game, then of course that will open things up big time underneath and Stallworth will also have huge play or 2. Along with Maroney running the ball like crazy the Pats will score almost every time they get the ball just like every other game they've played. On D look for the Pats to shut down the run and Belichick will be throwing all kinds of different shit at Eli on the 3rd and longs. Give Bill 2 weeks to get ready for a game and forget about it. The Giants will not score a special teams td's this time around and the Pats will not have to come back in this game. The PAts will lead going into the half than bust it open in the 2nd half. Brady throws for almost 400yds and is of course MVP, but Faulk could be a sleeper mvp candidate.

Check out Seamus' thoughts on the game and then check in Monday to hear my thoughts on Seamus' thoughts.



Birthdays

Jan 24th- Music legend Neil Diamond, comedy legend John Belushi, Pain in the ass left Scott Kazmir and hot chicks Michelle Hunzicker, Tatiana Ali and Nicole Marie Lenz(seen above) Google them all.

Jan 25th-Broadcast legend Ernie Harwell, Ernie called Detroit Tiger games for like 200 years and Alicia "88" Keys. Is keys her real name? I find it fishy that she's always playing the piano and her name is Keys.


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Don't Forget Chewbacca and "Shitty" intrest rates

Great News! I'm proud to announce that Disco has come full circle and has returned to greatness with victories over Super Macho Man and Mike Tyson last night. Disco's next Nintendo challenge will be to once again defeat JAWS! Good luck Disco.

File this (true)story under really making a deposit.

As you know The Gootch recently had surgery to remove his gall bladder. The pain meds he was taken caused him to be constipated and he was backed up for a few days. Well while The Gootch was opening up a saving account at the bank the traffic jam in The Gootch's bowels cleared and he shat himself right in the bank managers office!!

I was watching Return of the Jedi the other day and a lot of stuff jumped out at me. First was that Jedi was on it's way to becoming the best of the trilogy, right up until, Han and the gang land on the moon of Endor. Those frigin Ewoks suck, the almost ruin the whole movie. Little hairy turds that look like Chewbacca's poop, then the part where they think C3PO is a god, just awful. My favorite part is when that 2 legged imperial walker is going around blasting all the Ewok's, the only good Ewok is a dead Ewok.
On HBO now they superimpose some of shit from the lousy prequels. The one that drove me most nuts is at the end when the alliance is partying on Endor they show the sprits of Yoda, Ben Canobe and Anikan Skywalker. They used to show the actor that played the dying Darth Vader in that scene but they changed it to show that awful actor that played Anikan in the prequels, Hans Christenson or whatever his name is. Please keep those new movies separate from the real ones, that Hans Christenson is a terrible actor, he almost single handedly ruined one of the best characters in movie history. His dialog with Natalie Portman sounds more like a retard scene from that show Life Goes On instead of a Jedi warrior speaking to a Senator.
I'm sure people will think I'm crazy but I swear to god I seen Christopher Walken in Jedi playing an officer on an Executive Class Star Destroyer. It's towards the end when Han and the crew shut down the empire's shields and Lando and the rebel fleet start taking the fight to the empire. He's looking out a window with another officer as a x-wing that's been shot down kamikaze's into there craft and his only line is "IT'S TOO LATE!" and then his ship explodes.
I also watched The Empire Strikes Back the other day, and what a piece of shit Luke is. While training on the Dagobar system with yoda, he keeps bitching about having to go back to help his friends, Han and Leah. WHAT ABOUT CHEWY! Luke never once mentioned his name while bitching to Yoda about going back. Chewy was the one that met Old Ben back on Tatoine and got them the trip to Alderan on the Millennium Falcon, he was there on the death star when they rescued Leah, he was on Hoth when the empire invaded and again helped Leah escape the empire, but all Luke ever mentions is Han and Leah, Han and Leah. The real reason Luke wanted to go back so badly was to cock block Han. At the time he didn't know Leah was his sister and he didn't want Han and Leah to spend to much time together since he wanted to bang Leah. I feel bad for Chewbacca, he has the biggest heart of all the characters, he wanted to stay with the alliance when Han wanted to leave and remember how sad he was when Han and Luke were stuck outside for the night on freezing Hoth.

More proof that the Caucus's have to go. Hilary wins the percentage but Obama got more delegates in Nevada? So who really won?
Also in Nevada Shit Romney won big time.It figures since stupid sand people don't know what's going on anyway. But McCain got the real victory in South Carolina. That's a big victory for Johnny Boy.

After everything was said and done in SC McCain campaign manager Ricky Davis shot me a text message, which I will share with you:

Tonight the voters of South Carolina gave John McCain an important victory on his path to the Republican Nomination.
Now that John McCain has won both the New Hampshire and South Carolina primaries, he has passed the historical test for Republican candidates and is on course to win. He has the momentum, the drive, and is the only candidate that is ready to lead on day one - and he will!
Although we celebrate a big win tonight, we know that we still have a lot more work ahead of us. Most importantly, we need to prepare for elections in Florida on January 29th and in all the states on "Super Tuesday," February 5th.



So like a retiree the election moves to Florida where things get really interesting.

It's in Florida where Rudy plans to actually run for president. He's been a no show everywhere else, even coming in last in both races on Saturday. Rudy has thrown all his eggs into the Florida basket, will see this weekend if it was a sound strategy or foolhardy to think he can punt, NH, Iowa, Wyoming, Nevada, and SC. Then win an Florida and get back in the race. Hopefully McCain gets the old fart vote and takes Florida too!

Check out all the people close to the Clintons that have mysteriously died:

James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation.
Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.
Vince Foster - Former white House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide.
A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just as she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.
C. Victor Raiser II - & - Montgomery Raiser: Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992. Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor". Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events. Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house. James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people containing names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas. James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater. Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May 1994 was found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones. Bill Shelton - Arkansas state Trooper and fiancée of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancée, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his fiancée. Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor. Florence Martin - Accountant - Sub-contractor for the CIA related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds. Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death. Paula Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident. Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparent suicide in the middle of his investigation. Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death. Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15,1993 Was investigating Morgan Guarantee scandal. Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce. Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash. Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother. Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, Death was no accident. Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to Clinton in the trunk of a car left in his repair shop. Died when his car hit a utility pole. Stanley Huggins - Suicide. Investigated Madison Guarantee. His report was never released. Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded. Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as "The boys on the track" case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. Controversial case where initial report of death was due to falling asleep on railroad track. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury
THE FOLLOWING SEVEN PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES / HENRY CASE:
Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck July, 1988

Keith McMaskle - Died stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988
Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.
James Milan - Found decapitated. Coroner ruled death due to natural causes.
Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.
Richard Winters - Was a suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. Was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.
THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD
Major William S. Barkley Jr.
Captain Scott J. Reynolds
Sgt. Brian Hanley
Sgt. Tim Sabel
Major General William Robertson
Col. William Densberger
Col. Robert Kelly
Spec. Gary Rhodes
Steve Willis
Robert Williams
Conway LeBleu
Todd McKeehan

This all makes me very nervous for my friend Joe Archer, he went stumping for the cunt up in NH.

Now from The Gootch a lot of words about the B's:
Great weekend for the B's, swept a home and home against the Rangers. The B's are only 4 points out the 4th slot in the East and due to the 3 divisions they can only be #1 in the east other than 4, and due to the Bad injuries this team has suffered they could be the #1and they can beat Ottawa. The B's due need at least 2 players at the deadline though another sniper on the wing and a good stay at home defenseman either by trade or free agent ( Dany Markov is still out there and playing in Russia), they should get most of the players back from injury but Manny Fernandez and Bergeron although he says he will be back, I think he will be lucky if he is back for Camp next year. But if we add 2 more players a forward and defenseman or at least a forward which is more important we can be very dangerous come playoff time. You add another forward and you healthy scratch Norkaleinan or Krecji and this team is suddenly scary and that Milan Lucic has a little Neely in him when Cam was young, there will never be another Neely but this kid might be the closest thing too him we will ever see.
Line 1
Murray
Savard
Sturm
Line 2
Kobasew
Metropolit
Lucic
Line 3
Axelsson
Kessel
Schaffer
Line 4
Thornton
Krecji
Norkaleinan
D1
Chara
Stuart
D2
Wideman
Ference
D3
Hnidy
Alberts
Goalies
Thomas
Auld

I want to give a HUGE big ups to The North Eastern credit union. A friend of mine's brother in law was tragically killed in an auto accident and The North Eastern credit union called his wife and told them not worry about paying the 9 grand they still owned for a car loan, that was mighty white of them.

I heard over the weekend that Christina Aguilera had her kid. That's good news, now Christina and concentrate on getting back in shape and shaking her ass on TV. Nobody does it better than Christina these days.

The other night while watching Jeopardy I seen a commercial for Dr.Phil with special guest Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru. Like watching Dr.Phil wasn't bad enough, too have this thing on as a guest is just too much to ask. Rumor has it that this was Heath Ledger was watching before he swallowed 2,680,520 pills to kill himself.


Birthdays:

Jan 19th-General Robert E. Lee, ugly bitch Janis Joplin, huge titied Dolly Parton, the late Damon Wayans brother Shawn and hot chick with a stupid name Drea De Matteo.

Jan 20th-Piece of dog shit Bill Maher, On Base machine Brian Giles, hot chick Rachel Perry and very hot chick Stacy Dash(seen above). Also on Jan 20 1961 President John F. Kennedy gives his memorable inaugural address that includes the words, "Ask not what your country can do for you.… but what you can do for your country"

So lets take a look at what JFK did for this country while he was president besides throwing hooker parties in the White House

Lets start with the bay of pigs ordeal. On April 17, 1961, Kennedy ordered the previously planned invasion of Cuba to proceed. With support from the CIA, in what is known as the Bay of Pigs Invasion, 1,500 U.S.-trained Cuban exiles, called "Brigade 2506," returned to the island in the hope of deposing Castro. However, Kennedy ordered the invasion to take place without U.S. air support. By April 19, 1961, the Cuban government had captured or killed the invading exiles, and Kennedy was forced to negotiate for the release of the 1,189 survivors. The failure of the plan originated in a lack of dialog among the military leadership, a result of which was the complete lack of naval support in the face of organized artillery troops on the island who easily incapacitated the exile force as it landed on the beach. After 20 months, Cuba released the captured exiles in exchange for $53 million dollars.

JFK also got the U.S. involved in a country called Vietnam, and we all know how that turned out. Let's not forget that it was Kennedy that helped the new Baath Party government led by Abdul Salam Arif in ridding Iraq of suspected leftists and Communists. In a Baathist bloodbath, the government used lists of suspected Communists and other leftists provided by the CIA, to systematically murder untold numbers of Iraq's educated elite — killings in which Saddam Hussein himself is said to have participated. The victims included hundreds of doctors, teachers, technicians, lawyers and other professionals as well as military and political figures.All this on top of killing Marylyn Monroe, it's no wonder why someone blew his brains out.

I could go on and on bashing JFK and his family, and I will but I'm saving stuff for his birthday.



Jan 21st-General with a cool name Stonewall Jackson, golf great Jack Nicolas, archer Geena Davis, NBA great (H)akeem Olajuwon, hot chick Baby Spice and fast driver Danny Healty.



Also on Jan 21st 1973 In Roe v. Wade, the United States Supreme Court rules that a woman has a constitutional right to an abortion during the first six months of pregnancy.

I've obtained some transcripts from that day, and I will share them with you.

Roe: The white zone is for immediate unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Wade: The white zone is for immediate unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Roe: The white zone is for immediate unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Wade: The white zone is for immediate unloading passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Roe: The red zone is for loading and unloading passengers. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Wade: No. The white zone is for loading and unloading. There is not stopping in the red zone.

Roe: The red zone's always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Wade: Don't tell me which zone's for stopping and which zone's for loading!

Roe: Listen, Wade, don't start your white zone shit again. There is just no stopping in the white zone.

Wade: Roe, why pretend? We both know what you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

Roe: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.


Jan 22nd-Super Cougar Diane Lane

Jan 23rd- Here's looking at you Humphrey Bogart, Founding Father John Hancock and the awesome Tiffani Amber Thiessan.

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How about that filthy twat that's trying distract my Patriots on there run for perfection. Mossy poo doesn't want to bang her anymore so she says he assaulted her and her lawyer gets a court date 3 days before the Pats win the SuperBowl hoping for an out of court settlement. We'll FUCK THAT. Moss and his lawyer Matt Murdock aren't going to fall for that and coach Bellichick won't let Moss or any of the Pats be distracted by some 2 bit floozie.

Disney's Hannah Montana strutted through Washington last week, and it wasn't just the shows teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus who hit pay dirt. So did the National Republican Senatorial Committee, the group that funds GOP Senate candidates. A few weeks before the hottest show of the year arrived, the committee alerted donors that it had some choice seats. The catch: Winners had to raise or pony up $10,000. "I love my daughter, but," jokes one donor. A committee spokesperson says the seats were great, and the final take was in the ballpark of $100,000. "NRSC hearts Hannah Montana!"

These phony GOP hypocrites. I wonder what these holy than thou right wing clowns think of this 15 year old girl strutting around in outfits that scream "rape me in the butt!" I bet they like it, I bet they Tivo her and jerk off to her, then wake up the next morning and tell Howard Stern that he can't fart on the radio.


So Rosie O'Donnell O'Donnell donated $2,300 to Hilary Clinton, $2,300 to Obama $2,300 to Bill Richardson and $2,300 to John Edwards. This is just like this puke of a human, this repulsive person to not endorse one Democrat, she has to give them all a hand gallop until there's a clear cut favorite, just like are fat fuck, dogshit eating Sen. Kennedy. I figured that glutton pig, piece of possum shit Rosie would be with Hil since they both have cankles, each are vile human scum and share the same hobbies such as eating vagina.

Shitt Romney got back into the race with a win on Tuesday in Michigan. That's the last straw for me with Michigan. I wish they'd just join Canada already. They obviously can't vote straight, Flint and Detroit are hell on Earth. Deerborn has the highest Muslim population of any city in the U.S. . Now I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but with all those Muslims I'm sure more than a handful are either asshole extremist or know someone that is.

The one good thing about the Michigan primary was that channel 5 sent Liz Buener in a nice red suit, she looked real good. Upped are cougar status big time, I mean she always looked good to me but now I find her..........SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE!

Tax's Michigan primary report:

Big win for Romney last night, should be an interesting Saturday for the GOP. SC is a must win for Thompson and the Huckster, and McCain needs it pretty bad too. Giuliani is an idiot with his Florida strategy, but with no clear front runner, he's still alive.

Did you see that Hillary beat UNCOMMITTED by only 15 points? the fact that 236,723 people came out in the cold and ice and snow to cast a ballot for UNCOMMITTED wen Hillary was the only real choice....that speaks volumes about her ability to expand her base and win a general election. People just don't like her. She ran unopposed and she only got 55%. Pathetic. She had a nice debate performance though, she landed a good one on Edwards with his Yucca Mountain voting record. Edwards should just drop out. Maybe after he gets trounced in NV and SC, he'll see the light.



Say what you want about mister Menino, but he has some nice ties. I liked the one he wore Tuesday for the state of the City Speech.


Since the start of the blog I haven't mentioned the Bruins too, much if any. I don't watch them, but for those of you who care here's The Gootch's B's report:


Marc savard made the all stars tim thomas should have as well but the B's have 2 guys on the team at least, that is good.

The B's have played very well and they have not caught a break all year with all the injured and its injuries to good players not bums. it seems every game someone else goes down

Bergeron
Murray
Axelsson
Alberts
Allen
Fernandez

So far I think Chirelli has done an ok job as GM, I liked Manny Fernandez a lot but they gave away a high draft pick for an injured goalie and they tried t force him out there and he is out for another year and Tim Thomas has been the starter again this year any way so that was kind of a waste of trade and although I like Dennis Wideman that trade straight up for Boyes is hurting us big time that was a real bad deal.




Good riddance to that piece of shit chess cunt Bobby Fischer, who was born to 2 Jewish parents but turned into a raging anti-Semite. He denied the "Holocaust of the Jews," announced his desire to make "exposingthe Jews for the criminals they are, the murderers they are" his lifework, and argued that the United States is "a farce controlled by dirty, hook-nosed, circumcised Jew bastards."

Hours after the September 11, 2001, attacks Fischer was interviewed live by Pablo Mercado on the Baguio City station of the Bombo Radyo network, shortly after midnight September 12, 2001 Philippines local time (or shortly after noon on September 11, 2001, New York time). Fischer commented on U.S and Israeli foreign policy that "nobody cares ... that the US and Israel have been slaughtering the Palestinians for years". Informed that "the White House and Pentagon have been attacked", he proclaimed "This is all wonderful news. Fischer stated "What goes around comes around even for the United States" and said that if the U.S. fails to change its foreign policy, it "has to be destroyed." After calling for President Bush's death, Fischer also stated he hoped for a coup d' etat in the U.S., and that the military government would then execute "hundreds of thousands of American Jewish leaders", "arrest all the Jews", and "close all synagogues".

So fuck you Bobby, I hope your death was full of suffering and pain and I hope your playing Mephisto in a chess match right now and when he beats you he sticks all his rooks in your penis hole.

I guess the LAPD is reading the blog. Just a few days after I called for some paparazzi to be arrested while following Britney Spears, the LAPD locked up 4 Paparazzi shitheads for reckless driving. I haven't been this impressed with the LAPD since they gave Rodney King the beating he deserved.

Tomorrow is the Nevada caucus. How can this be taken seriously, everything in Nevada is corrupt, the law makers in that state are the biggest crooks around, always with there handout for something. They should hold both caucus' at the Spearmint Rhino, only then will they be worth while. Also Saturday is the South Carolina primary for the GOP, good luck Johnny Boy.

Birthdays

Jan 15th- Tax look alike Shane McMahon, comedic legend Lloyd Bridges (looks like he picked the wrong birthday to quit smoking)and the greatest porn star ever Kobe Tai. The years haven't been to kind on Kobe latley, now a days she's looking a little long in the tooth but in her heyday, nobody was better. Check the link-Kobe Tai hot

Jan 16th-Baseball broadcaster Harry Carey, washed up boxer Roy Jones Jr., Baseball great Albert Pujols, & hot coke head Kate Moss.



Also Jan 16th is anniversary to the darkest day in US history as Prohibition, the legal ban on the manufacture and sale of intoxicating drink, went into effect in 1919

National prohibition of alcohol was undertaken to reduce crime and corruption, solve social problems, reduce the tax burden created by prisons and poorhouses, and improve health and hygiene in America. The results of that experiment clearly indicate that it was a miserable failure on all counts. The evidence affirms sound economic theory, which predicts that prohibition of mutually beneficial exchanges is doomed to failure.
Although consumption of alcohol fell at the beginning of Prohibition, it subsequently increased. Alcohol became more dangerous to consume; crime increased and became "organized"; the court and prison systems were stretched to the breaking point; and corruption of public officials was rampant. No measurable gains were made in productivity or reduced absenteeism. Prohibition removed a significant source of tax revenue and greatly increased government spending. It led many drinkers to switch to opium, marijuana, patent medicines, cocaine, and other dangerous substances that they would have been unlikely to encounter in the absence of Prohibition.
Those results are documented from a variety of sources, most of which, ironically, are the work of supporters of Prohibition--most economists and social scientists supported it. Their findings make the case against Prohibition that much stronger.

Jan 17th-Speaking of Prohibition Jan 17th is the birthday of the man whom took the most advantage Al Capone. Other Jan 17th Birthdays, Lake Placid star Betty White, Green Monstaaah James Earl Jones, Layla Ali's father Muhammad, actor Jim Carey, crooner Tony Clifton, rocker Kid Rock, dead duche bag Robert Kennedy Jr., and Miami Heat role player Dwayne Wade.

Jan 18th-Waterworks star Kevin Costner, and NFL All Pro Julius Peppers

Announcement

Do you want the good news or the bad news first.


The bad news, ok. Due to a switch in job positions, for the time being I won't be able to post everyday anymore. If I did it would be all filler and no killer.
The good news is that my wife has agreed to use a portion(hopefully not all) of are tax refund to finally buy the laptop we so desperately need. Which will mean not only the return to daily blogs, but better blogs, with more pics, video, audio, and a boatload of know how.
Please check in this week for my thoughts on the shitty state of Michigan, Liz Buener in red, Mayor Menino's ties, I'll go back in History to the darkest day in U.S. history, of course the birthday list and I haven't forgoting to answer some of your emails and a lot more.

For Filler today I'll let you know how these football games will go on Sunday.
Sorry folks get ready for 2 weeks of Brett Farve back to the super bowl stuff. Now I love Farve but it's going to be ridiculous. It could rival Jerome Bettis going to his home town of Detroit, to play in his final game in the SuperBowl.
I can't see the G-men going into freezing Green Bay and doing to much scoring. On the other side of the ball, GB has the running game and the quick passing game to off set the nasty NYG pass rush.

The Pats, a lot like last week, tight first half then Pats pull away in the 2nd half. No, Norve Turner, Philip Rivers team is coming to NE in January and coming out with a win. Whales Vagina Defensive coordinator Ted Cotrell doesn't have any idea to stop the Pats, Brady and Co. will score virtually every time they have the ball.

My birthday list is in work and I banged in sick today, I'll get to them tomorrow. If I dared to actually switch the web page at this point it could take me an hour at my home computer* and I got to get a game of Madden in before I hit the sack.Oh and no the rumors are not true that I called in just because there might not be any cream in the office.


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*after I finished writing this post, I tried to add a picture and 17 minutes later I'm still waiting, so good night nurse.

The Gootch and the Gall Blatter

The Celtics split this weekend coming back to outscore NJ 26-3 in the 4th quarter for the win on Friday. In the game all 3 of the large trio had good games but the C's also scored 13 consecutive points without Garnett or Pierce on the floor to take a 76-70 lead with 6:12 remaining. Just Ray and Big Baby came back and both had good games, Baby was a big reason the bench was able to get the team back in the game. Danny Ainge has a terrific track record for finding players in 2nd round, and Baby might be his best find yet. On Saturday the C's played a stinker and The Wizards rallied from a seven-point, fourth-quarter deficit to hand the Celtics their second loss in three games and only their fifth defeat of the season. The C's were with out Rondo and Tony Allen is his place had 4 turnovers and no assist. But it wasn't just Allen who had an off night. Both teams showed the aftereffects of tough games the night before. Boston finished with 21 turnovers and its lowest point total of the year. The Wizards had 20 turnovers and made only 2 of 18 3-pointers, but they out rebounded the Celtics 49-30, made 27 of 30 free throws and had the fortitude when it mattered - in the fourth quarter. The Celtics wont have to wait long for revenge as they host the Wizards tonight at the Garden. With Rond out for at least another game I'd like to see there other 2nd round pick Gabe Puritt get some run. Just to prove all good teams sometimes suck the big one, The Pisstons lost to the shitbag Knicks 89-65 last night.
Staying with hoop, if you haven't seen Toronto's forward Chris Bosh commercials to promote himself for the all-star game click this youtube link- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7IZP7u9FE . They'd be pretty even if he didn't deserve to go to the All-Star game but he really does so that makes it all the better. Speaking of should be all-stars Bosh's Toronto played a great game last night against Brandon Roy and the shocking Portland Trailblazers. If Roy doesn't make it to the all-star then they shouldn't bother even playing it.

I had 3 out of the teams right this weekend's divisional round of the NFL playoffs. I'm really shocked that SD was able to beat Indy. I was hoping for another Pats/Colts conference title game, but it will be great for the Pats to beat Whales Vagina again. The Chargers talk so much shit and Philip Rivers is a straight up duche bag.
I'm know enough to admit when I'm wrong and I was dead wrong about the Giants when I said playing everyone against the Pats the last week of the season would be there doom. Quite the opposite the Giants look better than they have in years. But how good are the Patriots, even when teams lose to them they gain confidence. My only question is what does Giants running back Brandon Jacobs have against the play clock?

Did you see that 50 cent, Mary J. Blige, and the guy that writes all those shitty Mad Black Woman movies were all named in a steroid investigation. I can absolutely see fity doing them, he's jacked and never wears a shirt, but why would the other 2 do roids. Do roids enhance Mary J. Blige ability to be a chickhead or help Tyler Perry write awful movies and TV shows.


We'll it didn't take long, but were out of cream again. Rumors are flying around that we'll get a new shipment in tomorrow. Hopefully or else there are tough times a head.

I had no clean wife-beaters this morning, I've worn one everyday for like 7 years, it feels so strange not to have one on.

Got an email from Mr.McCain's NH campaign manager the other day , which I will share with you.



Dear Friend,

On behalf of our entire New Hampshire campaign staff and Sen. McCain, thank you so much for your support. Together, we made history and we'll never forget all the friends who stood with us during difficult times and who devoted so much time and energy to help John McCain win New Hampshire.

Within weeks, we will know with certainty the next Republican nominee for president. With renewed momentum coming out of this state, polls already show John McCain rocketing to the lead in Michigan (January 15th primary) and South Carolina (January 19th primary). When John McCain is the nominee, you can be proud to know that your efforts in New Hampshire were central to his success.

Many of you have contacted the campaign wondering what our New Hampshire operation will be doing next. Fortunately, we are all sticking together and will be coordinating the 22 states that have their contests on February 5th from our Manchester office. We are looking forward to working with our leadership in these states to repeat the success we had in New Hampshire all around the country. We welcome the continued participation of our outstanding New Hampshire volunteers in this effort.

I want to again thank you for your steadfast support. Now, on to the nomination and the White House!

Warm Regards,

Jim Barnett
NH Campaign Manager
John McCain 2008



McCain goes for 2 in a row tomorrow in Michigan!



As reported on Friday the phony South Boston brass absolutely boycotted the benefit concert for the New Years Eve fire. These fake fucks walk around the town acting like South Boston would be lost without them. They'll tell you they boycotted the party because the guy running it was just trying to promote this band, which is 100% false the gentleman running the show put it in the fund directly to the lawyers and then directly to the families. The families will get all the money. The real reason these phony philanthropist didn't attend the party is because it was being run by someone who isn't in there little circle of drunks and he, god forbid, wasn't even born in Southie. It's now crystal clear that these frauds run these fundraisers not out of the goodness of there hearts or to help the community, they do it for the pat on the back and to get there picture in there version of Us Weekly, The South Boston Online News. I bar tended the party and it was beautifully done, a great time, packed with these so called "yuppies", who raised a shitload of money for these families whom they never met and they didn't feel the need to self promote themselves. I didn't even see that fat shit photographer from Southie on-line most likely because this benefit party didn't originate in the Quencher Tavern bathroom. These fake fucks should be ashamed of themselves always spouting community but couldn't stand to show there face and donate there $10 because a "yuppie" was running the party.

A federal report came out today saying a proposed wind farm in Nantucket Sound would have mostly "negligible" or "minor" impact on wildlife, navigation and tourism, a long-awaited draft review by the federal government says. The report appears to be a major step forward for the long-planned wind project. Much to the chagrin of phony cape cod assholes that are trying to block the project, spouting environmental issues, when they really just don't want to have to sail there boats around the wind mill when there weekending in Chatham.


Some thoughts on Cape Wind:

Tax says: That's good news. The only phony liberals were the ones who owned property there and like to vacation there because they don't want to look at a windmill, like Ted Kennedy. Most real liberals are for alternative sources of energy.

Fing Fang Foom adds:
That's what I mean. All these rich fuck politicians and celebrities are all for the common man and the environment until it directly affects them. Let me take my private jet to some Greenpeace function so I can tell people to ride a bike to work when I just did more damage than you would have over two years of car commuting.

The bottom line is alternative sources of energy is really the only sensible thing to do. If its done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

I'd like to send my thoughts and prayers(that's I lie I haven't prayed in years) to The Gootch who is having his Gaul Blatter out today.

If you think health insurance is too expensive, it's probably because of The Gootch who's the only person making money off the health insurance companies. Over the years he's had a hernia, his tonsils, appendix, adenoids and now his gall bladder removed.Also had lymph node removed which required surgery, and a port a cath inserted and removed in his chest.
He also has hemochromatosis which is a blood disorder which is too much iron in his blood and he has to have a phlebotomy done every 3 months to keep his iron level down and it also has caused a form of arthritis in his joints. Don't forget his plantar facitis and his countless injuries that include a fractured ankle, ligament damage in ankle, ligament damage in knee*, broke both his thumbs, several stitches for various reasons. All this and had almost a year of Chemotherapy to treat a little thing called Cancer. So at least he's getting his money worth from his health insurance.

* I was pretty much responsible for the ligament damage in the knee. We were playing high school baseball he was at first and I at third and a ball got hit up the third baseline so I had to spin around to get anything on the throw. But my throw wide and The Gootch went up the line to grab it causing him to collide with the runner.

Weekend Birthdays
Jan 12th:
Boxing great Smoking Joe Frazier, overrated baseball player Dontrelle Willis, underrated actor, Digstown co-star Oliver Platt, Rap Superstar Raekwon, fat bitch Kristy Alley, the human highlight film Dominique Wilkins, pill popping, right wing radio dickhead Rush Limbaugh(what kind of name is Rush? does he have a sister Hurry Limbaugh?), hot chicks Lucy Becker seen here(NSFW)
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-10,GGLJ:en&q=lucy+becker&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
And Amerie seen here http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-10,GGLJ:en&q=amerie&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi (SFW). And last but by no means least the King of all Media, Howard Stern.

Jan 13th:
Crazy person Mike Tyson, Elaine from Seinfeld Julia Louis-Defuses, Elaine's new show is pretty funny and she's definitely getting better with age, looking better than she ever has, speaking of looking good, hot chicks, Traci Binham, Anna Marie Goddard and Nicole Eggart all shared a birthday on Jan 13th, Google them all.

Today:
Sen. George Mitchell of baseballs Mitchell Report, comeback actor Jason Bateman, rap superstar LL Cool J, Rock superstar Dave Grohl & actor Carl Weathers who received the best supporting actor Oscar for his portrayal of golfing coach Chubbs Peterson in Happy Gilmore.


Tomorrow I'll open the mail bag, if you want to post a question to me, you can simply email me at Sharktooth4593@yahoo.com. or write in the comments section of the blog.

Also check in later in the week for my tribute to Spanish Channel meteorologist Jackie Guerreo.


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Disco's return to greatness & Southie Brass Bullshit

Good Disco story: Disco used to be the best Mike Tyson's Punch-out player in the state, he was the first person in Suffolk County to knock out Tyson. But on Christmas Eve we were playing Tyson Punch-out on the WII and Disco obviously rusty and not used to the WII controllers got knocked out by Soda Popinski. Disco was so discouraged and embarrassed he went out and bought a Nintendo and Punch-out on Ebay. Now Disco's poised to regain his title as the best Lil' Mac around. He's already avenged his lose to Popinski, but fell short to Mr.Sandman, hopefully Disco has his routine down and will take the rematch.

Not only is Disco back on his track to greatness, he's also spouting some wisdom: "Talking is stupid unless your drunk, talking about sports or joking around"
Brilliant! Disco couldn't be more right.

Bad week for Obama, first his loss in NH and now MA Sen. John Kerry has endorsed Obama. That might help Omaba in this stupid state but across the country people see Kerry for what he is a goofy fake bullshit fag. 4 years ago the country was dying for someone to replace Bush but still couldn't bring them selves around to elect the goofball Kerry.

Speaking of this shitbum state, Gov. Patrick Duval wants to give tuition breaks to illegal aliens!
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/politics/view.bg?articleid=1065890#
This might be the most absurd thing I've ever heard. So many legal kids are shit out of luck when it comes to paying for college, but if your not even a citizen you get anything you'll ever need. If you want to grant amnesty to the illegal that are here and get them on there way to becoming citizens, that's one thing, there here, there here to stay so they might as well join the club and stop living high off the government hog. These are "illegal" aliens how can they even register for college with a social security # and all that other shit citizens have. "Illegal" aliens! What's next tax breaks for sex offenders. Not even the the super liberal law makers of this state think it's a good idea but since somehow Patrick Duval got elected Governor and he's big timing the lawmakers trying to push this through
Some responses to Deval trying to get tuition breaks for "illegal" aliens:

The Gootch says:
Ok, let them sneak into the country and live tax free, be the main source of dugs and crime through the country let them take jobs away from true American families then reward them by sending them to college......wow, it blows my mind how any American can be democrat or even just think like this or think this is right or a good idea. It blows my mind.

Fing Fang Foom adds:
I don't agree with it. I see the argument. Give the opportunity so that they are less likely to turn to crime or the government for help. Give them a drivers license so we can track and ID them. I just think it's stupid. If they are illegal then they shouldn't be entitled to these rights.
Put them on the path to citizenship, then there isn't a question.

Is the Southie brass jealous of a yuppie, for getting a fire fund party together before they could. Rumors are abound that the brass got upset that this guy had the idea first and they plan on boycotting the party. Informers say the brass don't like anyone else in the town to look good and they want all the credit for any fundraising that goes on in the town. I'm working the party tonight, I'll keep an eye on the comings and goings.

On this date in 1964 United States Surgeon General Luther Terry issues the first report that cigarette smoking may be dangerous. HA! It took the Surgeon General until, 1964 to figure out that smokes were bad for you!? For centuries smokers have been waking up gasping for breathe, choking, coughing, did they think that was good for them?

Suck day for Birthdays:
ChickenHead Mary J. Blige and decent looking but brain dead actress Amanda Peet.



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Fraud Collins and Snootie Uppity Wellesley

The Celts had there first stinker last night, after 33 games it's pretty amazing that this is there first suck job, and after the weekend they had maybe it was expected. Without Just Ray and Big Baby. Pierce was 1-9 from the field and House of M didn't shoot well either. KG must have shouted FUCK, 6 Million times last night, can't really blame him. He was really the only player to have a good game. He probably had flashbacks to his Minnesota days, but I'm sure he slept well knowing those days are over(he probably got laid too). Maybe Charlotte is one of those lousy teams that play well against a certain great team. Remember it took Just Ray's miracle 3 to beat them in Charlotte early in the year. They'll bounce back Friday in NJ.

I heard Miami QB Trent Green on Mike and Mike today talking about his latest concussion this year and that there was a 20 minute window after that he has no recollection of and that really scared him. Is this guy fucking kidding!? I've woken up countless times and had no recollection of hours of the night before, on a few rear occasions I've had no memory of the entire night before and this guys worried about 20 minutes, please.

At work today as I listed to my IPod, I listened to the lyrics of a couple songs very closely and came away mad at the singer.
The first was Will Smith back when he was The Fresh Prince he had the song You Saw My Blinker Bitch! I don't know what his problem is, this accident was clearly his fault. He tells you that he's "Driving down the highway, fast not slow. 90 MPH so his hair can blow". So right there he's going way too fast, and I don't care how fast Will is going his hair isn't going to be blowing, but that's a discussion for an other day. So "to the left lane I try to which then......." You don't have to be Horactio Cane to figure out if Smith is going in and out of lanes at 90 MPH and he hits a lady that's behind him while changing lanes, I don't care if his blinker was on or not, that's his fault.
Even worse still is Phil Collins, everyone knows the premise behind In the Air Tonight, he's doing a show and he see's a guy whom let another man drowned. We'll in the song Phil says "I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own 2 eyes". My question is if Phil was there and seen it all go down, why didn't Phil jump in and save this poor bastard from drowning. He gives this concert goer a bunch of shit but he's just as guilty, maybe more since all he did was sick back, write a song and get rich off this dead guy who's either really unlucky or an asshole if 2 people seen him downing and didn't do a damn thing to help him.
Funny note, I sit in front of a saleswoman who's I guess you could say is a little out there.While I was listening to In The Air Tonight, I guess she could hear it and she got real into, bobbing her head and she started typing like a mad woman. After the song ends she stops and say without looking up "thats a great tune" Not sure if that story translates well into words, but it was pretty fucking funny, I wish you could of seen it.

I'm litterally sitting at my desk in work sweating, and the Stevester lady walks by, rubs her hands together and says "oh it's cold". What's a matter with this frigin broad?

My place of employment is in Wellesley. Did you know that Wellesley is a dry town. Dry in 2 meanings of the word, dry in that you can't order a drink at a place unless you also order food, and dry as in this snootie stuck up piece of shit town HAS NO BAR ROOMS! This comes as a shock to me, how can there be a town with no bars. I find it asinine that if your from Wellesley you can't just go down to the local Gin Mill and watch the game over a couple beers, you'd have to leave the town to do so. The powers that be in Wellesley are forcing the towns people to drink and drive!

Birthdays
Baseball great and cove owner Willie McCovey, Maggie Mae's boy toy Rod Stewart, Lean Mean Grilling Machine, George Foreman, Warrior Pat Benatar and hot chick Sara Shahi seen at this link-http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/photo_unavailable.gif


Thanks for reading, check in later today for Disco's quest to return to glory, and the mushing of Barrak Obama

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Thursday Evening Post

The post for Thursday, Jan 10th will be added sometime tonight. The time depends on little Audrey and is out of my hands.

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Victory in NH!!!

*note* The site is back to letting me post pics, so I went back and put up the pics that were supposed to go with the post.


MAC IS BACK!

Big win for Johnny Boy in the granite state. Now there's no stopping him! Were going to MICHIGAN, AND SOUTH CAROLINA, AND FLORIDA, NORTH DAKOTA, AND TEXAS, AND WERE GOING TO WASHINGTON TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

After all the hoopla, McCain Campaign manager Ricky Davis had time to shoot me a quick email, which I will share with you now.

9:02 p.m. - Nashua, New Hampshire


My Friend-

It's happened again! With your incredible support John McCain has won the New Hampshire primary!

And as we know, it's not over yet - the toughest times are ahead of us.

He's right the though times are ahead, McCain won NH because of all the independents in the State. I'm a little worried about those southern States where the republicans are hard core right wing conservative dickheads who see McCain being too far left.

Does Rudy Giuliani know that there's a election going on? He was hardly in Florida and and left Iowa as soon as he heard he was in Iowa. I guess his strategy is let McCain take care off Romney than he'll jump into the fray when it gets to Florida and the other states with the real Republicans. But he's still running a strange campaign, his off air reporters that are in his pool can't even get to him.

I heard John Edwards yesterday say that only 2 races were in the books and that there is 48 to go. I guess he forgot about Wyoming. Wyoming is easily forgotten but if your running for president your should probably remember every state.


If your interested in the election or even certain candidate, check out the the Off Air Reporters on ABCNEWS. These kids work there balls off and are with the candidates pretty much 24/7. They got some good stuff, here's the link http://abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=4103516&page=1.

On the democrat side Hilary got her shit together and held on to beat Obama. Not sure what happened with all the polls here but Joe Archer who was in NH stomping for Hilary thinks the college kids that were polled just got stoned and forgot to vote. We'll shame on them. I thought Hil crying would work against her but it seemed to work. I've said it before and I'll say it again, "she's a twat but not a dumb cunt, she's a very calculated piece of shit"

I've never been one to bash a religion, until I can prove Moses really parts seas, and Jesus turned Coke to Pepsi and found my mother fucking car keys, I have no right saying someones religion is bonkos. (Except Scientology of Course). But did you know that Mormons don't drink coffee. What's up with that, what's there problem with. coffee. Imagine have 4 wives and no coffee, oh man. Oh well more coffee for me.

My message to anyone that didn't vote Jim Rice for the hall of fame is this, "go fuck your mother". He was the most feared hitter of his time. This morning Goose Goosage said "I wasn't afraid of any hitter, except Jim Rice" that should say it all. The bottom line is this: In a 12-year period from 1975 to '86, Rice led the American League in a smattering of offensive categories, including hits, home runs, RBIs and slugging percentage. That, to me, is a Hall of Famer. These dickhead writers that get hall votes think there the guardians of the gate and because Rice wasn't a good interview he's not hall worthy. No wonder why he wouldn't talk to you guys, your all fake.

One thing I forgot to slam Clemans on yesterday was him saying " I can't wait just to go back into the private sector" .
Yeah right fuck you Roger! Being in the private sector is your biggest fear, that's why you played the retirement game every year, you need the publicity, unless of course it's about pitching a big game than you might just get yourself thrown out of the game or fake a swore hamstring.

On this date in 1951 the useless failure United Nations opened its doors. The main purpose for the United Nations is to resolve issues between countries through diplomacy before countries resort to military force and before conflicts escalate. Unfortunately, the U.N. has consistently failed this goal and will continue being useless for these several reasons.

First, the United Nations is primarily a forum for debate. As a result, the U.N. is an international organization where countries send representatives to argue for or against issues. These representatives are typically just spokesmen for their country's agendas and are relatively powerless in their own country. Furthermore, countries governed by non-peaceful dictators and regimes typically use these debates to delay and obfuscate issues in their favor. Over the fifty years that the United Nations has existed, these debates alone have not resolved a single issue. Direct military actions, back room negotiations, and threats, that were not sponsored by the United Nations, have had the only real positive affects for change.


For instance, Iraq was under U.N. backed economic trade sanctions for over a decade. As a result, the Iraqi people suffered greatly while Saddam Hussein continued playing games with the United Nations by only periodically allowing inspections for weapons of mass destruction, inconsistent disarmament of known weapons, and illegally finding ways around the oil for food agreements that the U.N. imposed. As a result, economic sanctions were an abyssal failure. Only the United States of America had the courage of breaking this stalemate that had the Iraqi people caught in the middle. Yet again, the United Nations is considering this same “solution” that has never worked to be used against North Korea because of its nuclear weapons program and testing. And Iran is keeping a close eye on what the world does to North Korea, since Iran has similar nuclear ambitions for their non-peaceful agenda too.

Second, the United Nations is unable to take direct and independent actions without support from its members. In other words, the U.N. is completely powerless and pacifistic. In a world filled with war-mongering dictators and suppressing regimes who know the U.N. lacks any real power, regimes are almost completely free to do whatever they want. For example, North Korea has tested nuclear weapons and threatens to do so again, with the United Nations only considering sanctions.

The only solution that I can imagine is for each country that is a member of the United Nations to equally contribute a military force or equivalent money to the United Nations. And the United Nations could use these resources without approval from any individual country. As you can imagine, this is not likely going to ever happen.

Third, the United Nations has five nations that can veto any resolution that the majority of the U.N. members agreed upon. The countries with this veto power are China, France, Russia (formerly the Soviet Union), the United Kingdom, and the United States of America. These countries have this power because they were the founding countries of the United Nations that wrote the rules for the U.N. after World War 2. Unfortunately, this non-democracy fails for several reasons. First, only a true democracy among nations is unbiased and fair. Thus, the complete structure of the U.N. needs a major overhaul. This too is not likely to happen, since the countries with vetoing power are unlikely to unanimously agree to give up this right for fairness sake. So to sum up fuck the UN.

Let's get away from real life issues and take some questions from the readers:

Emma Frost from White Plains, NY writes: This weekend me and my boyfriend Scott went to see I Am Legend, thinking it was a movie about Zelda, have you ever been thrown off my a movie title?

Absolutely, I watched The Color Purple thinking it was about Danny Glover's lips. Oops


Danny Rand of Des Moines Iowa says, Tallent you bashed my state for just looking for attention by having the first caucus, can't the same be said for NH with there primary?

I guess so Danny, but I have a hard time bashing NH. While my state of Massachusetts was still in the dark ages, NH allowed me to cross there border and buy beer on Sunday's. So I have a soft spot in my heart for the state.

Since yesterday was Elvis' birthday, The Gootch had this to say:


There must be lights burning brighter somewhere
Got to be birds flying higher in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better land
Where all my brothers walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why cant my dream come true

There must be peace and understanding sometime
Strong winds of promise that will blow away
All the doubt and fear
If I can dream of a warmer sun
Where hope keeps shining on everyone
Tell me why, oh why, oh why wont that sun appear

Were lost in a cloud
With too much rain
Were trapped in a world
Thats troubled with pain
But as long as a man
Has the strength to dream
He can redeem his soul and fly

Deep in my heart theres a trembling question
Still I am sure that the answer gonna come somehow
Out there in the dark, theres a beckoning candle
And while I can think, while I can talk
While I can stand, while I can walk
While I can dream, please let my dream
Come true, right now
Let it come true right now

Birthdays:

Football Greats Bart Star & Howie Long, full of shit singer Bob Denver, Sportscaster Dick Endberg, smallest NBA player ever Mugsy Bouges, someone we all wish was never born, Dave Mathews, pussy and overrated golfer Sergio Garcia, the man with maybe the best name in sports Radek Bonk, Pats Linebacker Junior Seau and 37th President of The united States Richard Nixon.

When people hear the name Richard Nixon they automatically think Watergate, but there's so much more to his presidency than that.
He was the first President to visit all 50 States also the first to travel to Russia and China. He wasn't just vacationing in USSR and China, he reached landmark treaties with both countries that helped avoid WWIII.
Although often viewed as a conservative by his contemporaries, Nixon's domestic policies often appear centrist, or even liberal, to later observers.

As President, Nixon imposed wage and price controls, indexed Social Security for inflation, and created Supplemental Security Income (SSI).
He eradicated the last remnants of the gold standard, created the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), promoted the Legacy of parks program and implemented the Philadelphia Plan, the first significant federal affirmative action program, and dramatically improved salaries for US federal employees worldwide

Nixon signed a bill that lowered the maximum U.S. speed limit to 55 miles per hour (90 km/h) in order to conserve gasoline during the 1973 energy crisis. This law remained in effect until 1995, though states had been allowed to raise the limit to 65 miles per hour in rural areas since 1987

The Nixon years witnessed the first large-scale integration of public schools in the South, after the region had stalled in compliance with the 1954 Supreme Court's Brown ruling. Strategically, Nixon sought a middle way between the segregationist George C. Wallace and liberal Democrats, whose support of integration was alienating some Southern white Democrats
During the Nixon Administration, the United States established many government agencies, including the Environmental Protection Agency, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the National Railroad Passenger Corporation, the Drug Enforcement Administration, the Supplemental Security Income program, and the Office of Minority Business Enterprise; the Post Office Department was abolished as a cabinet department and reorganized as a government-owned corporation: the U.S. Postal Service. Nixon proposed in 1971 to create four new government departments superseding the current structure: departments organized for the goal of efficient and effective public service as opposed the thematic bases of Commerce, Labor, Transportation, Agriculture, et al. Departments like State, Treasury, Defense and Justice would remain under this proposal.Nixon also suspended the converting of the US dollar into gold, a central point of the Bretton Woods system, allowing its value to float in world markets. Most importantly he got us out of the cluster fuck in Vietnam.


Today was a pretty political post, all week really because of the NH Primary. Tomorrow I promise we get back to fun and game. Thanks for reading