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Alec Baldwin, a star of NBC's "30 Rock," was examined Thursday at a hospital after his daughter called 911 saying he had threatened to take pills after they argued, a law enforcement official said.
I find this unbelievable. I know for a fact Baldwin and his daughter have a great relationship, just listen to the love in this voice mail.





Last week Apple introduced it's new product the IPAD. Now I'm not one to tell Steve Jobs how to run his business but I don't see this flying. They should stick to making phones, computers and shit like that and stay out of the femine hygiene arena.

Heard a rumor that South Boston is in the running to be the location for the next season of Greaseball Shore. First of all why would MTV take the show to Southie when they could go out to the Hampton’s, or down Miami Beach. Second of all, please stay the fuck out. As great as Southie is, it has several problems. Crime, junkies, Meter Maids, drunks, yuppies, dog shit, parking, shitty politicians, stop signs as far as the eye can see, just to name a few. But we really don't have a Guido problem, and I'd like that to remain the case. So please MTV don't burden me with there nonsense.

And now for The Gootch's B's Report:
Well we didn't get Kovalchuck and I'm actually glad, they were trying to rip us off and then they settle for a horrible deal, good luck Atlanta. I think we should go out and grab Whitney and Selanne both of those guys would only cost us draft picks and be able to keep our team intact we have 9 1st and 2nd round picks in the next 2 drafts, That's incredible, teams would die to be in that position the Bruins are in tremendous shape for years to come , we can grab whitney and selanne we would have an awesome team. i would not want to play us. The team is starting to turn it around and the key to it all is they are playing physical again, when they play tough they win and when they play like pussies they lose. It can be a simple game if you go out and do what your suppose to do. Next week my Olympic Men's hockey preview and predictions. See you at the rink
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unless Wheeler or Thornton can play center come playoff time thornton would have to be an extra skater, we would have Thornton, Paille and Bitz not able to dress for games, all 4 lines are stacked.
See You At The Rink!

Comic Review for the week of January 27th:
Amazing Spider-Man #619 - Spidey caught in the middle of a war between Mysterio's Maggia and Mr.. Negative's Ninja's, all the while Aunt May is acting like an old cunt.
Avengers Initiative #32 - The Taskmaster soaking up the Siege of Asgard as a place to make his name and he works himself right up there for the take down of Thor.
Captain America Reborn #6- Steve Rodgers is alive(again), Red Skull is dead(again).
Daredevil #504 - Daredevil and The Hand go on the offensive against Osborn and H.A.M.M.E.R.
Fantastic Four #575- The big issue to set the tone for the year is a bunch of smart sub-terrains raising a city on Earth? I got to stop getting this comic.
Guardian's of the Galaxy #22- The Guardians got that shit that Universal Church of Truth was worshiping out of Moondragons womb, but a battle with The Magnus is on the horizon. I guess all these Realm of Kings stories just have to do with "The Fault" but will never really connect. If that's a fact then I don't get the Realm of Kings title.
Ms.Marvel #49- The 2nd last of this series was better than I thought it would be setting up a final brawl between Mystique and Ms.Marvel in the series finale.
February 3rd:
Siege #2 -Seriously this was one of the best comic books I've ever read. Action packed, I had butterfly's. Ares finally realizes that he's being used by Osborn and goes after him. Only to have The Sentry cut him off. Ares tries in Ernst to take down The Sentry, only to have the Sentry frign rip him in half. Powers on both sides were horrified to see the God or War being shred by the all powerful Sentry. With the help of Mari Hill and some dude Jason. Thor is able to escape to the town of Broxton, Oklahoma. Osborn sends Dakin to sniff him out so Thor shot a lighting bolt up Daken’s nose and toasted his crazy ass. Thor tells Osborn to "bring it Mother Fucker" so Osborn sends The Sentry to take down Thor and lay waste to Broxton, Oklahoma. Siege #2 ends with Osborn about to get Cap's Shield of his face.


Cable #23- More of the same Cable and Hope are trying to get back to 2010 as Bishop tries to kill Hope. There in the 30's now so there almost back to 2010.
Invincible Iron Man #23- More of the same, Dr.Strange is in Broxton, Oklahoma trying to help Tony Stark remember who he is.
Nova #34- Deep in Fault Old Sphinx's team including Nova and Darkhawk defeats Young Sphinx's team. Then the stupid ass Darkhawk gives Old Sphinx New Sphinx Ra Gem making Old Sphinx pretty much a cosmic god. Everyone knows The Sphinx is a real prick so now that's he's doubled his power you can bet on him being a huge pain in ass.

This week Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit edition hit stores with Smoking Hot Brooklyn Decker donning the cover. Decker? I hardly know her!! YES!


The games of the 2010 Olympiad started up this Friday in Vancouver a place I've always wanted to go, not that anyone gives a fuck. The winter games are pretty weak. Hockey is ok, crazy ski crashes are nice but there's not a lot going in the winter games.
By far the granddaddy of all events is the Curling. This year should be Olympic Curling's most exciting with perennial favorites and 2006 Gold Metal winner Canada still ruling the roost but 2010 should be Canada's toughest gold medal defense with countries such as Switzerland, who at least stop being neutral pansy's to play a game, and 2009 World Champion Great Brittan, looking to knock Canada off it's Olympic perch. The United States team led by Mark Johnson is the third seed this year. Johnson's dual citizen being from Edmonton brings the much experience to Team USA. Look also for Germany to be in the medal hunt on the Men's side.
Much like the Men's side the big favorite for the chicks is Canada. Unlike the men Canada is challenged by China & Denmark as well as Sweden. The Swiss aren't half bad either. I'm personally rooting for Austria, take a look at one of there players....

Tough to go against Canada at home on either side. For the rest of the Men's medals I got USA with the Silver and England with the Bronze. The Chinese woman will figure out some way to cheat at Curling and get the Silver Medal and the Swedes getting Bronzed.


History will be made in January 2011 when no mother fucking Kennedy will have there grubby hands on this countries Government. 60 years these filthy pricks have been around and now with Junky Representative Pat Kennedy saying he won't run for a 9th term. 8 frign terms this puke was elected to. They same amount of times he's entered the Betty Ford Clinic. Patches says his life is taking him in a new direction, which could only mean he's going to start injecting the cocaine. This just goes to show that the junky had nothing to stand on as a politician other than that he was Ted's son and once the big piece of shit went, the little piece of shit was out the door to.


I have to say I'm pretty proud of my blog. Since it started I've had a hand in knocking Dr.Phil down to size, forcing Oprah into retirement, kicking Leno out of Prime Time and now I've killed the Kennedy's.
Speaking of that twat Leno, did you see that an episode of Law & Order: SVU that has already aired TWICE got over 2 million more viewers than the average Leno show got, on the first night Leno was off at 10 P.M.

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TilaTequila Lost France's Hog, 3 Piece's of Shit, a Hot Figure Skater and Comic Books

B?IHKH! Favorite, Tila Tequila says she's pregnant and she's willing to confirm it for a price. YES! I’ve scrounged up $17.24. As of right now Tila’s people confirm B?IHKH! is the highest bidder to date, so cross your fingers, we could have pics of Fetus Tequila right here on B?IHKH! next week.

Apparently the “in” thing to do is for bartenders is to wear sweatbands on there arms and put there bottle openers in the sweatbands. Really though, really, what the fuck is going on in peoples minds. What makes this cool? To show off your guns? It’s bad enough that someone called “the situation” is a household name due to the simple fact he’s a greaseball piece of shit. I’m not even sure if these two things are related but that dude and everyone on that show is a greaseball piece of shit and anyone that gives them the attention they seek is wasting there life and life is to short to spend an hour a week watching greaseball piece’s of shit and making them rich.


This will be my last post before the Last season of LOST starts. It’s going to be bitter sweet to see where this goes, yet to not have it to look forward too anymore going to be agony. With all the absolute garbage, filth , redundant bullshit out there. LOST for the last 6 years was finally something different, like Zima maybe even better than Zima. You’ll never see another show like it. I’m thrilled it’s back, but sad it’s the final season. Aye, Brother, it will be misses


This week France ’s parliamentary panel Mass transport, hospitals, post offices — these and all public services in France would be off-limits to women wearing face-covering veils.
Hey-ooo! Check out France ’s government being all V for Vendetta and being all profiling and shit. It’s more than a security issue though. If a Muslim broad doesn’t want to wear a mummy outfit she shouldn’t have to, but if she doesn’t or even suggest she doesn’t want to, She’ll be stoned to death in the name of Ala. So France ’s government step’s in and lets the ladies dress how they want, well at least without wearing a blanket with 2 eyes cut out, and hopefully they women don’t get fed to the pigs. So you got to give France big up’s for not worring who’s going to be offended while there trying to protect there country and anytime B?IHKH! mentions France , I feel the need to remind the world that this is there first lady.









































Portland Trailblazer C Greg Oden and his slong appeared on the web this week. My first thought when I saw the picture was that I now know why Oden's knee keeps breaking. It's obviously because his penis head is smashing his knees probably a thousand times a game! Nobody’s knees could with stand that kind of beating. Oden for what ever reason felt the need to apologize in a statement.
"Those pictures were taken and sent over a year and a half ago. I've definitely grown since then."
Grown? Oh my…….


Look at these 2 piece of shit phonies. There’s not an ounce of sincerity in either of there bodies. This must have been the biggest bullshit conversation in the history of the world. Where was Al Queda when you need them. I nice dose of shrapnel in each of there throats would of made the world such a better place. Look at Oprah, man what a fat turd. The reason no one’s seen Stedman around must be because she's eaten him. If that bitch gets any bigger, her fat ass won’t fit on her own magazine covers.




YES. Finally the Brett Farve interception I've been waiting for!
For my mentally handicapped readers who ponder Farve's football future I'll fill you in on what's about to go down. Farve will be back as the Vikings starter for next season. He knows it, Brad "I'll drive to the airport to pick Farve up, then put a 12th man into the huddle to get a huge penalty on the biggest play of the season and fuck it all up" Childress knows it, & Vikings Owner Zigi Wolffe knows it. Almost to a man the Viking players expect him to retire. Of course they do and there right he will. Then he'll go home and start throwing passes off his tractor, in his wrangler jeans, to teenagers and says "oh I got that itch to play again, but I’m not sure". Then as soon as camp breaks and teams go back to regular practices, Farve we'll come back. No way can that egomaniac can let that terrible throw in the NFC Conference game be his last. In my best Jon Gruden "THIS GUY.....has at lest 5 more terrible interceptions in the NFC Conference games before he'll ever go away"
Farve has now thrown picks in his last significant pass of the last game of the last three seasons. Jerkoffs like Tom Jackson “admires” Farve for taking chances and throwing picks. What? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. How can I take Jackson opinion seriously from now on? That’s like saying “I admire Daniel Cabrera for walking 10 batters a game, that’s what wins ballgames”




Since I know you've all been awaiting, the biggest story from last weekends US Figure Skating Championships. It was former Olympic Silver Medalist, Sasha Cohen (not the guy from Borat & Bruno). Who at 25 was attempting a comeback to figure skating, while trying to qualify for the upcoming Olympic Games. First of all real quick. It's frign crazy that at 25 you can be attempting a comeback to your sport. But I digress. I'm pulling hard (no pun intended) for Cohen. Another area were the winter games pale in comparison to the Summer Olympics is T&A. The only sport worth "checking out" is figure skating which has had some niceys from Katarina Witt, Michelle Kwan, Brian Boytona and Sasha Cohen is probably at the top of that list. So good luck Sasha

Comic Review for the week of 01/20/2010:
Amazing Spider-Man #618 - Cool revelation that Mysterio helped fake the deaths of the top Maggia members and now there back with Mysterio running the show. But I do wonder were this gauntlet story is going, is there one person behind Spidey's biggest villains being amped up or is it all just coincidence.

Dark Avengers #13 - So the Sentry is an omnipotent junkie and the void is Norman ’s secret weapon. That's not good for anyone.
Dark Wolverine #82 - Myself and DanSkrull agree that Dakin is just scary crazy. He's the only Marvel character that actually scares me.
Hulk #19 - The Intelligentsia has Reed Richards out of the way, but the Red Hulk saved the rest of the Fantastic 4 from being killed from a new frightful 4. What's Red Hulks end game?
Might Avengers # 33 - Hank Pym combined/battled wits to take down a supped up cosmic Absorbing Man. With both seemly thinking the got the last laugh. Osborn came out the media hero again after smoking Absorbing Man with a special sword giving to him by Loki. But now Pym finally has proof that Loki is in cahoots with Osborn after all. Hopefully this leads to Pym's mighty avengers going to Asgard to aid The Mighty Thor.
Realm of Kings Inhuman # 3 – So Blackbolt’s brother Maximums is behind the sub-primitives aggressive attacks and the civic revolt against the Inhumans in the new Kree Empire. No shit. The guy’s always been a prick. Why they let him back in the royal family is beyond me, now Queen Medusa and the rest of the Inhumans are going to pay the price.
Spider-Woman- Now that Jessica drew has survived, alien abduction, crooked cops, and her mother Madam Hydra, the Thunderbolts show up in Madipor to apprehend Spider-Women.
Thunderbolts #140 – This group of crazies is starting to grow on me. Fresh off a big victory against the Agents of Atlas, Osborn calls them into duty in the war against Asgard
Uncanny X-Men #520 – No frign way is Magento this good. He’s seems to of changed his ways being nothing but helpful to the x-men and the rest of the surviving mutants but that mother fucker must be up to something.


Next week......The internet is stealing Jimmy's ideas, 2010 WInter Games, Curling preview and much more!

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