Thursday, July 24, 2008

Fuck, sorry for the delay.

I like a good independence day celebration as much as the next guy, but what about these fools that sleep over the esplanade in the pouring rain to get a good seat. These people need a fucking life. If I had the kind of time on my hands that these jerks do, I'd personal find them and give them each a fresh one.

While watching the Independence Day festivities at the esplanade, I couldn't help but wonder how important the conductor or "the maestro" is to a symphony. I see him up front waving his arms around with the music, but none of the musicians are even looking at him. This is the Boston Symphony orchestra (or the Boston Pops, are they they same thing?), some of the greatest musicians in the world. I think they know what notes to play without Lockheart up there thinking he's a badass. Keith Lockheart, now there's a guy who needs to be knocked down a peg or 2 if I ever seen one.

In the past few weeks it's become abundantly clear that, Obama does not have the best interest of the country in his heart. Obama is nothing but the second coming of John Kerry. They don't know what they want, all they know is they want to be President. So they take each side of the issues then spout "look at me I'm a Democrat, Bush is a republican, change, change, vote for change. I have no idea whats going on, but at least I'm not a Republican!"

McCain gives it to you straight, you don't like it, fuck you. Obama's a panderer, a politician he don't care what he says as long as he gets your vote.

John McCain wants this campaign to be about the issues - a campaign that focuses on real solutions to the challenges. Unfortunately, Senator Obama and his campaign surrogates seem unwilling to engage in that conversation.

I've been on record as hating the city of Atlanta, and I do. But I think I like the rest of the state of Georgia.
Lieutenant Governor Casey Cagle and Speaker Glenn Richardson today released the following statements in response to Barack Obama's visit to Georgia.

Lieutenant Governor Casey Cagle stated:

"I'm disappointed that Barack Obama didn't take the opportunities to address the questions on the minds of Georgian voters. With Georgian families and small business struggling, why was Obama proposing raising the income tax? Why is he proposing raising the social security tax, along with capital gains tax, proposing a raise in the dividend tax? Obama seems to want to raise every tax. Why did Obama vote twice in 2008 to raise income taxes for people making just $32,000 a year? Why did Obama request $97.4 million for earmarked pork projects in 2007? Before Georgians should be asked to vote for the freshman senator from Illinois, they deserve to have these questions answered."
Speaker of the House Glenn Richardson pointed out that:

"While Barack Obama's pre-ticketed audience of supporters may have been impressed by his high flying rhetoric, I have a feeling that voters across the state are trying to figure out how they can afford his brand of 'change'. Drivers filling up their cars are puzzled by his opposition to gas tax relief and his contention that the only problem with our high gas prices is that they went up too quickly and that he would have preferred a gradual increase. The 859,500 small businesses in Georgia are disappointed to hear that he plans to raise their payroll taxes. Taxpayers making $32,000 a year and up are wondering why he voted twice last year to raise their income taxes. Georgians deserve more than well delivered lines in a rehearsed speech. They deserve the kind of leadership Senator McCain will provide as our nation's 44th President."

Also I thought the Cold War was over, but Georgia still isn't taking any shit from Russia.
Georgia says it is recalling its Ambassador from Russia for consultations. The Ambassador, Erosi Kitsmarishvili, has accused Russia of engaging in an open act of aggression against Georgia. Russia's Foreign Ministry has admitted that earlier this week, Moscow sent warplanes over the disputed Georgian region of South Ossetia. The Ministry says the aircraft were sent to cool down hotheads in Georgia and ward off a possible invasion of the breakaway region by Georgian forces.


I've seen way too many families playing instead of passing on the Family Feud. There so intent on getting there 15 minutes instead of doing the smart thing and passing on a shitty category. So they get 3 quick x's and allow the other family to only have to guess one answer for the money.




Some people are hell bent on wearing flip flops no matter what the situation. Look at this kid. Nice slacks, perfectly pressed dress shirt, and BAM !!Flip-Flops. He gets dressed to the nines, but he's wearing flip-flops come hell or hi-water.























I find it fascinating that I'll drink so much one night and still wake up really thirsty the next day.




















Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camilla Alves, who welcomed there first child last week. Unfortunately McConaughey wasn't able to be there for the birth. He wasn't allowed entry into the hospital because he refused to put a shirt on.

Jessica Alba has gone from being one of my favorite people on Earth to being almost dead to me. She named her kid Honor! The only way she could fix this is if she names her next kid strength, that way she would have.........strength and honor.

It's time for all 3 major sports to stop letting fans, players and reporters pick there all-star teams, and post season awards. Just let me pick the all-star teams and all the awards. Actually now that I've been around for a while now, I should be picking the Hall of Fame too.

Brett Farve is dead to me. Every year when he couldn't make up his mind, I stuck up for him. I blamed ESPN of filling air time with Farve Speculation while he made his mind up. But Brett has gone too far. You fucking retired, go away. Not only did you retire, but a few months later you were having second thoughts and Packer management said "sure, come down to Florida and will work it out" and 2 days before the meeting, you told them to forget it, your staying retired. So you retired twice! Now you want back in, sorry you were one of my favorite players but fuck you.

CBS announced that after 28 years the letting go of College Basketball color analysis Bill Packer. Packer has called the last 34 Final Fours.
Good riddance. Packer is a mean mother fucking, big jerk.

July 5th-Legendary crooner Huey Lewis, The mastermind behind the Wu Tang Clan, the RZA and Bond girl Eva Green.
July6th-Jeopardy creator Merv Griffin, Rocky & Rambo, Sly Stallone and the 45th President of the U.S.A. George W. Bush
July 7th-Skater Michelle Kwan
July 8th-Actor Kevin Bacon, the chancellors daughter Claire Arnold, she wanted to bang Brandon but eventually bumped uglies with David and Steve
July 9th-Joe Versus the Volcano star Tom Hanks, one half of the greatest tag team ever, Kevin Nash of the Outsiders.
The Outsiders were formed in 1996 when Hall and Nash signed with World Championship Wrestling after leaving the World Wrestling Federation. In the storyline, Hall led the invasion, appearing on WCW programming and insinuating that he was doing so under orders from his WWF employers and warning that he would soon be joined by others. Their angle was the precursor to the heel turn of Hulk Hogan and the formation of the New World Order (nWo), a major wrestling storyline that dominated WCW programming for several years afterwards.
The Outsiders captured the WCW World Tag Team Championship six times, first winning them from Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) at Halloween Havoc in October 1996. They dropped the title to The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) at the 1997 Souled Out event, only to have WCW President Eric Bischoff reverse the decision on the next night's edition of WCW Monday Nitro. A near repeat of these events occurred the next month when Hall and Nash lost to the team of Lex Luger and The Giant at SuperBrawl VII, with Bischoff again abusing his power and quickly returning the titles to The Outsiders.
In October 1997, fellow nWo member Syxx began substituting for a (legitimately) injured Nash, teaming with Hall to defend the titles on numerous occasions. This pairing eventually lost the title to The Steiner Brothers in on October 13, 1997. The Outsiders and Steiners traded the title back and forth at both televised and non-televised events until Scott turned on his brother, joining the nWo and giving the title to Hall and Nash.
In May 1998 The Outsiders team broke up due to dissension within the nWo, with Hall choosing to join nWo Hollywood and Nash going with The Wolfpac. The split team faced each other once later in the year before coming back together in December 1999 to win the WCW World Tag Team Championship one more time.
Also with a birthday on July 9th is Jack White. What a tallented guy, he's the led of not only one but 2 kick ass bands, Of course the White Stripes & also the Racacouers.



July 10th-Former MLB Star "The Hawk" Andre Dawson, & Hot chicks, Sofia Vergara; & Jessica Simpson
July 11th-The 38th president of the U.S.A. and founder of Quincy, MA, Johny Quincy Adams. Quincy, MA has it's pro's & cons, but any city that has 2 Wendy's and a New England Comics is alright with me.
July 12th- Bill Cosby
July 13th-Professor Xavier, Patrick Stewart & Han Solo, Harrison Ford
July 14th- LOST star Matthew Fox, hot chicks Alley Baggett & high jumper Amy Acuff & # President of the U.S.A.
"Alive but unconscious" Gerald Ford
July 15th-Former Minnasota Governor and current senate candidate, Jesse Ventura and The best damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland Maine...to Portland Oregon for that matter, Joe Turkel better known as Lylod the bartneder at the Overlook Hotel.






















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"I'm Tallent I approve of this message and The Green Bay Packers telling Brett Farve to go shit in his fist.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Happy Independence Day!

I work in the insurance industry and it's so hard not to giggle every time someone says to me "I was hit in the rear"

I'm so glad I pay state taxes so Patrick Duval and his good time buddies can go get shit faced in China. I still can't believe this crook is the Governor, and if Obama is elected president there's a better than good chance he'll be named Attorney General. God help us.

In the "no fucking shit buddy" portion of today's post, Obama says he will never question someone else's patriotism. No fucking shit buddy, that would be like me walking around my office questioning everyone's work ethic. I'm not bring it up because I don't want my own coming into question.

More evidence that the media loves to suck Obama's balls:
Men's Fitness named Obama one of America's 25 most fit men. Here's a guy that smokes 2 frigin packs a day and there trying to tell me he's one of the most 25 most fit men in the country. Then Us Weekly lauds Michelle Barrak for going to her daughters recitals. WHOA never mind first lady, she's mother of the fucking year, she has a no show job and still has the time to attand. her daughter's recitals, WOOPDEDOOOO!

What a piece of cockroach shit, that Gen. Wesley Clark is. His way of supporting Obama was to say "(McCain) hasn't held executive responsibility. That large squadron in the Navy that he commanded -- that wasn't a wartime squadron. I don't think getting in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to become President."
Hasn't held executive responsibility? Let's see, Obama's executive responsibilities have included what? Right. The answer is: nothing. And thank you, Gen. Clark, for pointing out that John McCain commanded the largest fighter squadron in the U.S. Navy. He didn't just command it; he turned it around.
"Although plagued by fatal accidents in the past, the squadron had no fatalities under his command . . . and won its first meritorious unit citation. Mr. McCain's success attracted notice among the admirals in Washington," The New York Times reported in 2000.
McCain's qualifications do not come from being shot down. They come from a career in military and foreign affairs in which McCain displayed an uncommon strength of character and developed a sound judgment in those fields, which are so critical to the United States in this dangerous world.
His opponent, a career lawyer and politician, has shown that his own judgment in those areas is naive and ill-considered. Clark highlights those differences every time he seeks to denigrate McCain's service.

A Palestinian man plowed an enormous construction vehicle into cars, buses and pedestrians on a busy street Wednesday, killing at least three people and wounding at least 45 before he was shot dead by security officers. Now of course I'm totally against terrorist, and I'm glad this guy was shot dead. But I give this guy an A+ in creativeness, usually those pussies just blow them selves up. This guy had some fun with heavy machinery in his quest to kill Jews.

Tom Brokaw is taking over for Tim Russert on Meet the Press, at least until the end of the election. I watched him interview the Governor of California on Sunday and while Russert was a tough interview, Brokaw seems to be just negative. He blasted the California governor on all the issues, but never once mentioned all the good things the Governor has done. For instance he never once mentioned how in 1985 the Governor rescued his daughter from an exiled dictator or the time in 1987 when the governor was sent by the CIA to a Central American Jungle, to rescue capture airmen from Guerillas, only to find himself hunted by an extra-terrestrial warrior. Not once did Brokaw mention the time in 1990 when the Governor went undercover as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer. You would think Brokaw would at least mention the fact that the Governor battled an unstoppable cyborg from the future(TWICE!) to save the world.























Check out this ad I seen on Yahoo.com














For only $20 this guy can turn you into a big fat disgrace like Oprah. Oh wow, where do I sign up!

Another Amber alert was issued for a young girl who went missing after meeting up with someone she met on MySpace. How many kids have to disappear before they shut down this My Space. It's nothing more a hunting ground for deviants who prey on young kids. And anyone that's on My Space that's not looking for kiddy sex is just a loser who can't find friends in real life so there on My Space pretending to be cool.


Birthdays
June 28th-Show Biz Genius, Icon, Legend Mel Brooks, History of the World Part 1,Robin Hood Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs were written by, directed and produced by Brooks, Mel also wrote and directed several episodes for the TV classic Get Smart, and created one of the most popular plays in history, The Producers; SNL great Gilda Radner, NFL Great, John Elway, The before mentioned duche bag John Cusack, and airplane pilot Rodger Murdock


June 29th-Underrated MLB great, Harmon Kilabew; crazy person, Garry Busey, hot chick, Nicole Scherzinger, and Curb Your Enthusiasm star, Richard Lewis














June-30th-once great, but now Crazy Person, Mike Tyson
July 1st-The Great, Dan Aykrod; fast prick, Carl Lewis,hot chicks, Clare Forlani, Carmella Decesare, and Liv Tyler who stars in The Incredible Hulk, in theaters now.
July 2nd- One of the greatest wrestlers of all time, Bret "the Hitman" Hart, NHL Superstar who the fucking bruins traded away like assholes, Joe Thorton, click here to see Celebrity Reactions to the Joe Thorton trade & Larry Daivd, Creator of the 2 greatest sitcoms of all time Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, that's pretty good, pretty, pretty, pretty good









July 3rd-Nobody was born but Jim Morrison of the Doors died in 1971


July 4th-The Greatest Country in the World, The United States of America. Too many, people take this country for granted, they can't stop bitching and moaning for a second to think how good they have it and why no one ever leaves and billions risk there lives to get here.
And now a word from are President, regarding Independence Day.











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