Wednesday, March 19, 2008

2 Fucking Weeks!


Sorry for the hiatus, but the federal government just refuses to send me the laptop check.

Whatever happened to Altoids? A few years ago everyone was carrying Altoids, now you never see them. Once the king of breath mints is now only used in flatio.

Rachel Ray's talk show was cancelled and good riddance. What a frigin fool that woman is, complete clown. I'll give her credit, the shit in her cook book are good legit meals. There not inane reciepy that call for some spice you can only get in parts unknown. Anything my wife has made out of her cook books has been delicious (not delish or yummo), but Ray is a real Munson, I hope see burns her tongue on her stupid dunking dogunts.


Big ups to Barney Frank, he's 100% right. Not about tossing a mans salad, but anyone caught with a small amount of weed should just get a ticket and not have to go through the whole deal about being arrested for it. It's a real waste of cops time he he has to go through the motions of arresting a 38 year old man because he has half a joint on him.


I've heard way too many times that what happened to Elliot Spitzers family was "tragic". Even former NY Governor George Pataki used the word "tragic". I'm sorry but paying 4 boxes of Ziti for something you could get under a bridge in Long Island City for $40 and getting caught isn't tragic, it's a shame but not tragic. The Holocaust, 9/11, Dafur, Super Bowl XXLI are all real tragedies, this doesn't qualify.

ESPN's Doug Gothlieb is a smug prick, that needs to be smacked around.

What's the deal with this show Cold Case. My wife and I were watching the other day as the City of Philadelphia pays good money to a team of like 5 or 6 detectives to solve murder that happened in the the 30's! So after a like a week, they end up getting the guy and he's like 200 years old with Alzheimer's. He has no idea there taking him to jail, they could be taking him to Universal Island of Adventure for all he knows.

So Tony Stark think Ms. Marvel is a skrull, I guess? If that's true than maybe Luke Cage is also a Skrull, she's let him off the hook twice now when she supposed to be arresting him. But he's been the one kind of blew the whistle on some funny business even before they found out Elektra was a skrull. So Elektra was a skrull, also Black Bolt(but for how long?), and it seems Captain Marvel might not be from the future after all but might be a skrull and not even know it!

Speaking of Tony Stark, did you read the story about the name in Australia that committed suicide by building a robot and programming it to kill him. That's genius! If anyone know how to get in touch with this robot, please let me know. I would like to hire him to guard Jimmy Skorner's house next year during the parade. That why he wont have to guard his house and his family can go away and avoid the nonsense and the pathetic fools that spread across Southie like locust every year. I'd actually rather the Locus.

Just think if Brandon never noticed that ski jump, his cousin Bobby would still be able to walk today. Also I'm glad Kelly got sick and had to go the hospital, she was acting like a cunt. Someone should of shoved those diet pills down her throat and what's with Andrea doesn't;t she ever date white guys.


Does anyone have worse luck that the lady that got hit my the stingray and dies. Shit one second she's enjoying a rice boat ride in Florida and then BAM! a stingray decides to jump, it hits you and fall back and smash you skull and die. How big is the ocean and that stingray jumped on you, damn.



Birthdays

March 11th-Poor prick Rubert Murdoch, actor who palys James Rhodes in the upcoming Iron Man movie Terance Howard, patient hitter Bobby Abrue, NBA Elton Brand, Hot Chick Heidi Cortez.

March 12t-Man who's seen both fire and Rain, James Taylor, Coke whore Daryl Strawberry.

March 13th-the guy who started all the nonsense, L. Ron Hubbard, William H. Macy who's been a a couple Tallent picks Fargo and Boogie Nights, MLB's best pitcher Johan Santana,& NBA star Caron Butler.

Also on March 13th 1781, German-born English astronomer William Herschel discovers the planet Uranus. Herschel immediately thinks to himslef "hey I can cum up in here".........SO HE DID!

March 14th-Stupid ass Albert Einstein,The Muppet Christmas Carol star Michael Caine, Yankees DH Billy Crystal, man who gave hope to every fuck fat, Kirby Puckett, sexy roid user Kiana Tom \ and hot chick Rosalyn Sanchez

March 15th-Cover of the double sawbuck and Peter Gammon look alike, Andrew Jackson, hot chick Eva Longoria and even hotter chick Penny Lancaster


March 16th-Crackhead Favor Flav , Wrestler Val Venius

March 17th-Bid Trouble Little China Star Kurt Russell, Handsome Devil Rob Lowe, Pumpkin Smasher Billy Corrigan, 2004 Word Series Winner Bill Mueller, and hot chick Britney Daniel-

March 18th-President Grover Cleveland and cougar Vanessa Williams-

March 19th-Star of Moonlighting Bruce Willis, Comic Book reader Kevin Smith and the owner of the worlds greatest ass Vida Guerra-

March 20th-NBA coach Pat Riley, William Hurt who plays Gen. Thunderbolt Ross in the upcoming Hulk movie, he actually plays in a lot of shit but you never really hear of him too much and one of the 2 best hockey players ever the legend Bobby Orr.

March 21st-80's Bond Timmy Dalton, and Gary Oldman, he actually plays in a lot of shit but you never really hear of him too much and he words biggest twat Rosie O'Donnell, I hope she dies from the worlds worst yeast ineffecion.

March 22nd-Anti-Semite Brian Shaw and Hollywood legend Willima Shatner

March 23rd-One of the few decent ESPN guys Ron Jawoski, future NBA Hall of Famer Jason Kidd, strike thrower Mark Buehrle, cockless John Wayne Bobbitt, and the greatest dog in the world Pedro Martinez Zarnoch Tallent.

March 24th-Underrated MLB Hall of Famer George Sisler
Ridiculous but funny actor/tv host R. Lee Emey, wrestler the Undertaker, NBA star Chris Bosh, Colts roleplayer Peyton Manning, former Tony Soprano Gumma Annabella Sciorra


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Monday, March 10, 2008

More like GAYlight savings


Anyone that knows me, knows how much I loathe when we fuck with the clocks twice a year. It fucks things up for like a week. Nobody knows what time it is, if the clock your looking at is right, an hour ahead, or an hour behind. IT'S CHAOS. I started a grassroots campaign to abolish daylight savings some years ago but it only got as far as one phone call.
But what I don't understand is when people say we lost an hour sleep, no you don't. You still sleep the same amount of time, the clocks are just different. Daylight savings doesn't just effect people, it fucks the cows as well. I spoke to Katherine Burton, an employee at Penn Hills-based Turner Dairy Farms about this situation.
"You try to keep constant what time you milk your cow, so that she's not having to hold more milk than she's used to," "What happens with daylight-saving time is it means you're milking her earlier, so it changes her amount of milk that she's holding. So you'll have less in the morning milking tank." she said.
This angers me, cows are huge to society, why fuck with them. Compare a cow to the many useless things on the planet like mosquito's, pigeons and scientologist. None of them contribute anything, but a cow provides milk, leather and best of all beef. They don't hurt anyone or even make to much noise. They just stand around mooing, eating grass, getting milked until there big day when there turned into a suede jacket and a bunch of delicious beef. We here at B?IHKH! are a big fan of the cow.

News broke today that NY Governor Gov. Eliot Spitzer is in trouble because he's involved in a prostitution ring. Wow, good thing I'm not a Governor, I had no idea that kind of thing was fronded upon.

Sometimes I wish I was a heroin addict. Not a care in the world except where's my next fix. No worries about work, bills, family, just do heroin until one day you buy a bad bag for $4 and your dead.

What a tough few days for the Walsh's. First Cindy was super jealous of Eckhouse's new secretary, than Brenda finally finds out about Kelly and Dillon, when she and her new boyfriend Rick see them at the restaurant. Poor Rick, just as he's hitting it off with Eckhouse, Brenda goes and dumps him. At least Rick had being Superman to look forward to. Then Brandon was having trouble with Nikki and her old boyfriend Diesel, but Brando got the last laugh when he knocked Diesel out with a vicious right hook.

Remember after hurricane Katrina Sean Penn was walking around New Orleans with a shotgun, hahahahahha what fucking clown. I wish someone shot at him, he would of raised the flood waters by pissing in his paints

Comedy Central must be the most inconsistent network there is. Last Saturday they played a historically great double feature. Airplane! followed by Spaceballs, not sure if a network has ever played 2 better movies back to back. So after the chores and errands were finished this Saturday, I eagerly checked to see this weeks double feature..............Jawaman followed by the Ladies Man. Wow that's quite the step back.

The great David Bowie is either well head of his time or can see the future. In 1972 he sang "All the young dudes, carry the news, GOOGLE IT too, carry the news". Google didn't start until 1998, how did he know to Google shit in 1972? Amazing.

How did the early North American settlers and the natives ever communicate? The natives were over here, living off the land, smoking peace pipes with no idea of any Europe and the suckers in Europe thought the world was flat and had no idea there were Indians, there was no conduit between the 2 that could teach each other there respective langauge's.

I have a message for Sara Bareilles. Go fuck yourself, I don't want a frigin love song.

I had a chance to post today and not much to write so lets rip Oprah.
My mother is huge fan even gets her magazine. You know the magazine which features Oprah on every fucking cover. Yeah you not to self absorbed,you fat bitch. Anyway the cover said, “The Wrinkle Report: Finally science has done something for Women.” WHAT!? FINALLY? Insulin, Cat Scans, Heart Transplants, Decoding of DNA, Open Heart Surgery all qualify as significant medical improvements. These are only a select few that I can list, plus they were all discovered in the 20th century.
Why is she respected as an interviewer? She's full of crap, and she just agrees with whatever bullshit her guests tell her, without asking any hard questions.
Oprah is a subjective, selective reporter of heavily misleading information. She seems as though she is a radical feminist; however, she does not back her opinions up with adequate legitimate support. She's just another example of empty-headed celebrity that contribute nothing more to fatuous modern culture.

Dekembe Mutumbo is the oldest player in the NBA at age 74, and he's every bit as good if not better than everyone's darling Ben Wallace.

I haven't mentioned the C's in awhile, but there's not much to mention. There simply laying waste to the NBA getting ready for a deep playoff run.

Not so sure about my pre-season Final Four picks anymore. I'm confident that Kansas and UNC will be there, but Michigan State and Georgetown not so much. I'll stay with MSU, I like Tom Izzo in the tourney.

The Gootch's B's report:
After a 2 week's worth of excellent hockey where the B's won 6 in a row and 7 of 8 games and 5 in a row on the road, the B's seem to be awfully tired from this grueling schedule and now have lost 4 of the last 5 games and two beatings 10-2 and 8-2. Tim Thomas is noticeably exhausted but Alex Auld has been excellent although losing 2 of 3 games he lost 1-0 to Fla then won 2-1 to Wash and lost again 1-0 yesterday to NY. The B's offense is struggling so bad and just cannot score, having one of the best power plays in the NHL now seem to be snake bitten and cant score at all and possibly lost the captain Zdeno Chara for a little bit with an upper body type injury...The B's arent in Danger of being bumped out of the playoffs but they are only 2 points out of the 8th and final seed. The remaining schedule is brutal for them so it should be interesting the rest of the way.

From the Mailbag:

From Jim James Louisville, Kentucky,:

Tallent, when did you know McCain was the right man to lead the free world?

Jim, I liked him in 2000 but I was still a democrat so I never got the chance to vote for him because Karl Rove told everyone that McCain had a black love child. But to tell you the truth I wasn't sure what a wonderful man he was, until the day I found out his cause, was to do it all for us. YEEEEEEAAH!



Birthdays

March 8th-NFL Star Hines Ward, Actor James van der Beek, I don't want.........your life, and hot chick, now a cougar Kathy Ireland. Ireland has a very special place in my heart, she's the first girl that I really considered a piece of ass.
http://I.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/96_kireland_02.jpg

March 9th-Girls everywhere. Linda Fiorentino-http://www.fast-rewind.com/gotcha1.jpg
Britney Snow-http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/brittany_snow.jpg
and make sure you check out Yessica(great name) Toscanini-http://www1.vg.no/bildespesial/bildearkiv/5177/1171533420.92746.jpg

March 10th-Super Twat Sharon Stone (if the only redeemable thing you've ever done in life is show you pussy, then you must be a real piece of shit, which Stone is). NBA bust Kwame Brown, Roush Fenway superstar Matt Kensith and hot chicks
Carrie Underwood-http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/carrie-underwood/pictures/carrie-underwood-picture-6.jpg
Eva Herzigona-http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/97_eherzigova_01.jpg

Also on March 10th 1862, The first paper money in the United States is issued. On March 11th 1862 Yuppies invented the debit card and haven't looked back.


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Friday, March 7, 2008

1191!



He did it! Johnny Boy shocked the Nation and ran away with the GOP nomination. It's strange that it was one of the biggest comebacks in election history yet McCain ran away with the nomination. The comeback was from the critics, the naysayers, the so called experts that think Americans wanted either a phony Mormon with a Dr.Strange haircut or a guy that just happened to be mayor of New York on September 11th 2001. The truth is Americans want the best guy for the job and that's McCain. The GOP Election wasn't even close, McCain won NH and never looked back. Rudy was gone by Florida & Shit realized he was done after Super Tuesday. I'm gonna git you Suckabee stayed around because he's unemployed. Huckabee interviewed for the now vacant daytime shift at the Cornerstone, we'll keep you posted.

The McCain Campaign was pretty quite in the media before Tuesday, but he said busy. McCain traveled through Ohio and Texas in advance of Tuesday's primaries in each state. From Tyler and San Antonio to Cleveland and Cincinnati, the crowds at all of John McCain's events were excited, and the energy was contagious.
In West Chester, Ohio, McCain visited the Armor Holdings factory where they assemble armored vehicles used in Iraq. After touring the plant, he held a town hall meeting, speaking to hundreds of employees before answering questions.

John McCain also held a town hall meeting at Rice University's Baker Institute for Public Policy in Houston, Texas. After the event, former Secretary of State James Baker endorsed John McCain. Secretary Baker said, "I support John McCain because he has the critical leadership qualities, real-world experience, and resolute moral compass that our next president will need in order to responsibly address the daunting global and domestic challenges that lie ahead."

Also last week we witnessed the first of the negative TV attacks that will be waged against John McCain. The liberal group VoteVets.org has begun airing an attack ad on cable television that flat out lies about John McCain's positions. We saw a similar attack from the New York Times last week, and it is only the beginning. It appears that the politics of "hope and change" are euphemisms for even more vicious attacks than we've ever seen before. All the usual liberal suspects - MoveOn.org, the Democratic National Committee, The New York Times and others - are adding to the efforts under way by VoteVets.org and are plotting to spend over $20 million to smear John McCain.

John took the time to Email me the other so I'll share his Email with you now:
we did it.
Tallent,

We won the Republican nomination. It was a long, up and down journey, but we stuck together, spoke honestly to the American people, and our steadfast determination has paid off. You have my thanks and undying gratitude for your unwavering support on the campaign trail and on your blog.
As we come to the end of our party's primary contest, we begin what will certainly be a spirited and hard-fought campaign against the Democratic nominee. In November, Americans will have a clear choice to make. And I intend to fight as hard as I can to make it very clear that I am the candidate with the experience and leadership to serve as our commander in chief from day one.


Obama couldn't put Hil away on the so called 2nd Super Tuesday. Hil took Ohio and won the Texas primary. Hil isn't really isn't back in the race much more than she was on Monday because Obama won the caucus portion of the Texas election so Hil only gained like 6 delegates. So it's status quo in the Democratic primary unless, Hil can some how free the delegates that aren't counted in Florida & Michigan or even gets another primary for these states. Party head Howard Dean is fighting to do the primaries over in these states. I hope these states are proud of themselves, if they have to run another primary it will cost each state roughly $12-$15 Million. I spoke to Howard Dean about this and he said "WE GOT TO DO ANOTHER PRIMARY IN FLORIDA AND IN MICHIGAN, THAN WE'LL GO TO WASHINGTON AND TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE, EEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ralph Nader is back for a third party presidential nomination. Hopefully he can help steal a state like Florida for the GOP again like he did in 2000. If you remember Florida was a pretty important state in that election. Nader, pretty much a communist who wants government to set prices and even wages for workers.

Obama has received and accepted the backing of Louis Farrakhan. So now in Obama's corner is another one of my arch enemies. Jon Kerry, Patrick Duval, Ted Kennedy, Oprah and now Farrakhan, who's next David Tyree?

Star Jones TV show was cancelled, big fucking surprise. I didn't know that hideous creature even had a TV show. Who the hell wants to hear what she has to say, she's a puke with no readable human qualities.


Another crazy gunman, this time at Wendy's. Now this one really rubs me the wrong way. If you going to shoot up a restaurant, make it a shity McDonald's or Applebee's. Don't go giving Wendy bad press, all she wants to do is serve delicious burgers.
If there are any crazy gunman reading today, please save your rampage for May 31st. On May 31st at the Bank of America Pavilion, Cyndi Lauper is performing with The B-52and Rosie O'Donnell along with host Carson Kressley of the Bravo cable network's "Queer Eye". If you can't actually shoot the performers, I'm thinking anyone that spent money to go to that show could use a bullet in the sternum.

One word to describe Jon Shibly's new commercial: Powerful

Once again all the so called experts are licking the testicles of the Chicago Cubs, I'm not buying it. They'll probably win that awful Division unless maybe Milwaukee steps it up, but there not NL contenders, the Mets, Philly, Ariz and maybe Colo are all better than them.

Looks like the Sox would very well will back to back World Series. There already a Juggernaut. If there beating teams like Boston College 24-0 Northeastern like 14-3, how are the Yanks, Tor, Det, Clev, LA & Sea supposed to compete with them.

Big ups to Prince Harry. He didn't have to go to the front lines, but he did, good for him.

The odds are out for the newest version of Dancing with the Stars. It's tough to handicap it until you know who the stars partner is. Cheryl Burke is a 2 time champ who was bounced early last season because she was partnered up with Wayne Newton. She'll be looking to bounce back also Tony Doublini has gone deep in the contest a few times now but hasn't won it yet. As for the stars, I can't see Adam Carolla taking it serious enough to go deep, hopefully Shannon Elizabeth sticks around, Steve Guttenberg has no chance, hopefully Penn Jillette's heart magically explodes during competition and he dies, Priscilla Presley could do well, Monica Seles certainly has the athletic ability to make a splash that is if nobody stabs her in the spine, I think Jason Taylor will do well, I hear he's already putting in a lot of practice hours, Kristi Yamaguchi could be the favorite, she was a figure skater and that's just like dancing on ice which I think would be harder. As for the rest of the cast I don;t know who Mario, Marlee Martin or Marissa Jaret Winokur are.

Remember that show Murder She Wrote? Everywhere that chick Jessica Fletcher went someone would wind up getting wacked. Why wasn't anyone investigating her? For 12 years people were killed all around her and she conveniently always had the answers. I'm calling Shenanigans, these cases should be re-opened, I just hope she hasn't set up some poor prick for a little lethal injection action. More like Murder She Did.

Birthdays
March 1-My good friend Chuck Zito. Me and Chuck have been friends ever since I slapped around some guy that was giving Chuck a hard time at a bar one nght. Ever since, me and Chuck hang out at Score's a lot and every once in a while we'll hang out in Vegas for a big fight. The pic above was taking by Jimmy Scorner at the Hard Rock pool in Vegas. Also having a birthday pn March 1tt is long logged Ana Hickman http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/hickmann4.JPG

Also on March 1st 1972, Wilt Chamberlain becomes the first NBA basketball player to score 30,000....................................................... points.

March 2-Rock Legend Jon Bon Jovi, & new blond Bond Daniel Craig.

March 3-Crazy kicker Sebastian Janikiwoski, NFL Ben Rothsleberger and a good day for hot chicks Julie Bowen-http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1370/juliebowenlastcallud3.jpg- Jessica Biel-http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/jessicabiel/jessica_biel_7.jpg-
and best of the bunch Kim Smith -http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8961/tilt2k7kimsmith01za5.jpg.

March 4-Super Hot Rachel Roberts- http://temp.pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-09-03/Rachel_Roberts_009.jpg

March 5th-That piece of shit magic cunt Penn Jillette, Baseball star Paul Konerko, hot chick Niki Taylor-http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/z/H/1/Niki_Taylor.jpg
and the lovely,the tallented, the lovely Eva Mendes seen above and here http://www.newchatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/eva-mendes-sex-scene.jpg

March 6th-Ed McMahon, Tom Arnold whom blows, but the part with him in the bathroom stall in the first Austin Powers movie is classic, NBA birthdays have Michael Finley, Shaq( I told you that trade would suck for Pho) and the lousy Wally Szczerbiak, I don't care what Disco says, Wally is a stiff always has been, everyone thinks that trade was great for Lebron James, Ben Wallace has always been overrated especially now he's legit below average, the Coco Crisp of the NBA is Ben Wallace.

Feb-7th Professional Hitter Jeff Kent & one of my all time favorite playmates Brooke Berry
http://www.ullarsokkar.com/broke_berry/BrookeBerry_Pool_03.jpg

Also on Feb 7th 1876: Alexander Graham Bell receives a patent for the telephone.
Really not that impressed, who ever invented the text message is the real genius.


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Monday, March 3, 2008

Blogger's Back



Forgive me readers for I have sinned, it's has been 13 days since I have posted.

I would like to thank the NY times for helping my boy McCain. The commie rag tried to to get nasty saying Johnny Boy was giving it hard to some chick lobbyist. They tried to take him down but all they did was build him up and disgrace themselves. Unnamed sources with no story trying to stir the poo because McCain likes blondes. I wonder if the times will write that I had inappropriate relationship with my dry cleaner because I like Asians. Another thing the Time accomplished was to unite the GOP party. The only thing the righties hate more than an anti war, illegal alien, atheist that's going to have an abortion is the NY Times. By lying about McCain the Times has rallied GOP behind McCain. Just today the Times published an article saying McCain should be ruled out because he was born in the Panama Canal Zone. But McCain's old man was in the Navy, and that's why Johnny Boy was born abroad(hahaha a broad). The Times further enhances it's reputation as being the worlds most full of shit paper.

I'm starting to think this Michelle Obama is a Niggunt. About her "first time in my adult life you were proud of your country" talk. Don't let your nipples get too hard yet. Your husband might beat the unlikable bitch in your primary. But this country will not elect Obama over McCain, you can log that all day long! But than I was reading her college thesis and read the following.

"I found at Princeton, no matter how liberal and open minded some of my white classmates try to be toward me, I sometimes feel like a visitor on campus; as if I really don't belong"

Regardless of thee circumstances under which I interact with whites at Princeton, it often seems as if, to them, I will always be a black student first.

This next quote sounds more like a Black Panther Speech than a college thesis.

"It is possible that black individuals either chose to or felt pressure to come together....because of the belief that blacks must join in soldiery to combat the white oppressor."



Waaaaaa I'm black and go to Princeton WAAAAAAAAA. What about all the people black, white, spic & chink that are just as smart and smarter than you that didn't have the chance to go to Princeton or Harvard.

She grabbed a partial scholarship to Princeton and a FULL FUCKING FREE RIDE AT HARVARD. Were where white oppressors than! Were you pround of your country when it handed you over like $150 grand to go to school. I don't have any facts but I'm willing to guess some of the scholarships she's received weren't;t available to white students. Even though I don't agree with most if any of Obama's politics, I respect that he hasn't played the race card, he's let Hilary do that, but his wife should shut up and continue to finger Oprah's snatch.

With Obama with a close lead, the Democrat primary goes to the key states Texas & Ohio. If Hill wins both than she's right back in the race. If she wins one, she's still in but not looking good (does she ever?). If she loses both, goodnight Irene.

I can't believe in a race so close, it's not a bigger story that the Florida and Michigan delegates do not count. If you remember Michigan and Florida moved there primaries up without the blessing of the powers that be in the democratic party. So the party took there delegates away. I hope it was worth it for these states to move up there primary. This amazes me, with the future of are country on the line these States and the Democratic party are having a pissing match. How would you feel if your a citizen of those states and your vote didn't even count.

I've gotten a few Emails from McCain Campaign manager Ricky Davis, which I will share with you now:



Tallent,

Last night, I was able to thank the people of Wisconsin and Washington for bringing me one step closer to securing our party's nomination for president. Today, I want to specially thank my online supporters for your hard work that has brought me to this point. As we move toward officially securing the nomination, I am actively working to unite our party for the great contest that we face in November. If I am to succeed in this endeavor, I will need your help as a valued and active member of my team.

We have traveled a great distance together already in this campaign, and overcome more than a few obstacles. But as I said last week, now comes the hard part and for America, the bigger decision. Will we make the right changes to restore the people's trust in their government and meet the great challenges of our time with wisdom and faith in the values we hold dear? Or will we heed appeals for change that ignore the lessons of history, and lack confidence in the intelligence and ideals of free people?

I will fight every moment of every day in this campaign to make sure Americans are not deceived by an eloquent, but empty call for change that promises no more than a holiday from history and a return to the false promises and failed policies of a tired philosophy that trusts in government more than people. Our purpose is to keep this blessed country free, safe, prosperous and proud. And the changes we offer to the institutions and policies of government will reflect and rely upon the strength, industry, aspirations and decency of the people we serve.

The most important obligation of the next president is to protect Americans from the threat posed by violent extremists who despise us, our values and modernity itself. The institutions and doctrines we relied on in the Cold War are no longer adequate to protect us in a struggle where suicide bombers might obtain the world's most terrifying weapons.

That is why my friends, while I am confident of the eventual outcome of this primary race - the stakes are too high to take the nomination for granted. There are still more primaries, there are still three of us competing for the nomination and I am still working night and day to make sure that we have the funds necessary to compete and win the remaining state primaries.

Dear Tallent


It has been an exciting and hard-fought few months. Support from McCainiacs nationwide fuels our campaign and helps spread our message to fellow supporters who will cast primary votes.

You are one of our strongest supporters, and I join the Senator and our entire campaign organization in expressing our deep gratitude for your commitment.

Your steadfast support fueled a surging campaign through the primaries that is now poised to win the Republican nomination. We should all be proud to stand with John McCain he is ready to be the next President of the United States.



Tax's Election report:

Hillary can't get enough people to vote for her, so her campaign is just trying to scare people into voting against Obama. It's sickening. Especially since she allegedly is a Democrat. I think she loves being in power more than she loves the Democratic Party. Because stunts like this can only weaken the Party and help McCain. Hillary, it's over, you lost, you can't win. You are down by 160 pledged delegates. You got blown out in 11 straight elections, the closest one was 17 points. Game. Set. Match. It's time to drop out and solidify the Democratic party against a tough GOP opponent. McCain might not be able to do any more campaigning for 6 months because he may have violated the McCain-Feingold campaign finance law (yes, that's right, the law he wrote, that's priceless). But he doesn't need to campaign right now because Hillary is doing it for him.

McCain is vulnerable right now between that and the lobbyist story. A united Democratic party should be applying the pressure to him, but Hillary's nonsense is letting him stay under the radar. Huckabee is staying in he race even though he can't win either. But at least he's not throwing dirty cheap shots at McCain like Clinton is to Obama. He cares about his party, and he cares about his country. He's a lunatic, but he's not an asshole. But I digress.

As for the photo, Obama was on a diplomatic mission to Kenya and dressed in the tribal garb, just like every other politician does on diplomatic missions. (see a few pictures below) But because Obama happens to be a black guy with a funny name, everyone is scared. It's about time people see through that crap and reject it. Unfortunately, people are generally pretty stupid so it actually works a lot of the time. Hopefully Obama and McCain will stay away from this crap because they both seem to be men of honor, and they both know that all this crap can do is hurt the country by turning people off to politics and driving them away from getting involved. I think McCain remembers South Carolina in 2000, when Karl Rove started that rumor that he fathered an illegitimate black baby. That's why Bush is in office right now instead of McCain or Gore. I'd be upset if he used that lesson to tear someone else down, rather than to reject that stuff completely.

I'd rather hear about economic plans, foreign policy, national security, taxes, health care, etc. But this is what excites people. That McCain story that broke, everyone focused on whether he was fingerblasting that lobbyist, that wasn't even the point. It was that he may have had a close relationship with a lobbyist whose clients came before the commerce committee that he chaired. He wrote letters to the FCC on behalf of her clients, maybe she was giving him head and maybe she wasn't that's not the point. But people fall for the sensationalist crap like the affair and this foolish picture, which anyone with half a brain would know is harmless.

The Gootch's B's report:

Night after Night Marc Savard is the best player on the ice every game, he will never be the MVP with guys like Crosby and Ovechkin and shit but he outplays those guys all the time, he is playing awesome tonight. Good Game 1-1 lots of fights too. Trade Deadline is Tuesday, I would love to see the B's get Mike Knuble back and I bet they could get him back for cheap...I wish Jacobs let us bring Nylander, Rolston and Knuble back...all 3 of those guys were willing to take less to stay here too. FUCK! I love Hockey.

That Rule: "I" before "E" accept after "C" is bullshit

Looks like WHDH Channel 7 has been reading the blog. They have Francis Rivera out of the turtle necks and wearing less make-up.

Birthdays Feb 20-B's great Phil Esposito, Sir Charles Barkley, piece of ass Cindy Crawford, Kurt Cobain who was murdered, log it, MLB ace Justin Verlander, and Rhianna, I was one of first people to predict big things for Rhianna years ago I said "she's the next Beyonce". Now she's a superstar. Further proves that I'm a trend setter.

Feb 21st-The original cougar Sweet Rue McClanahan, Down Periscope star Kelsey Grammer, & Sexy chick Jennifer Love Hugetits.

Also on feb 21st 1965: Someone did everyone a favor as Malcolm X is shot dead at the Audubon Ballroom, in Harlem, New York. Nothing but a racist this guy, MLK must roll over in his grave everytime his name is mentioned in t he same sentence as Malcolm X

Feb 22nd-OH CRIKIE! Alligator fucker Steve Irwin, Father of the Country George Washington (literarily, he had like 1,000 kids) and fat piece of cat shit, assfuck, rat cum Ted Kennedy, the father of the dunk Dr.J, and hot chick Jeri Ryan.

Feb 23rd-Actress Dakota Fanning, this little shit is already out of touch with real life, I can't imagine how big of turd she'll be when she's 30 and baseball great Hornus Wagner.

Feb 24th-McCain buddy Joe Lieberman, dart team goalie Edward James Olmos, boxing great Floyd Mayweather Jr. "FUCK HIS ASS UP............ MAYWEATHER., gay QB Jeff Garcia and the real hero of the PTO(Pacific Theater of Operations) in WWII Chester Nimitz not Macarthur. Nimitz was appointed rear admiral(gay?) In December 1941, after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and the entry of the United States into World War II, Nimitz was appointed commander in chief of the Pacific Fleet, with the rank of four-star admiral. As commander of the Pacific Ocean Zone, he directed both the Navy and the Marines. His bold tactics and strategy were largely responsible for stopping the Japanese advance at the Battle of the Coral Sea (May 1942) and the victorious Battle of Midway (June 1942). Nimitz also helped to develop the strategy of island hopping, in which each island that was captured became the base from which to attack the next target. Islands that were Japanese strongholds were skipped; this strategy saved both lives and time. He was promoted to the position of Admiral of the Fleet in 1944. Nimitz was the official U.S. representative who signed the Japanese surrender in 1945. After the war, he was chief of naval operations from December 1945 to December 1947, when he retired.

Feb 25th- The Nature Boy Ric Flair, WOOOOOOOOOO!

Feb 26th-Actor Jackie Gleason, good but overrated Johnny Cash and NFL great Marshall Faulk.

Also on Feb 26 1993: A terrorist bomb explosion kills five people and badly damages the World Trade Center in New York, New York. But Bubba was too busy getting a blumkin to do anything about it.


Feb 27th-Old whore Liz Taylor, NFL great Ray Berry, October Gonzalez' husband Tony, daughter to a whore Chelsea Cliton and actress Rae Dong Chong who won best supporting actress in 1985 for her role in Commando.


Feb 28th-NCAA hoops coaching legend Dean Smith

Feb 29th-Denis Farina, I wish Farina would branch out and play a cop sometime, I bet that would be good.



The March birthdays on the next post which is already being worked on to avoid another delay.



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