Sorry for the hiatus, but the federal government just refuses to send me the laptop check.
Whatever happened to Altoids? A few years ago everyone was carrying Altoids, now you never see them. Once the king of breath mints is now only used in flatio.
Rachel Ray's talk show was cancelled and good riddance. What a frigin fool that woman is, complete clown. I'll give her credit, the shit in her cook book are good legit meals. There not inane reciepy that call for some spice you can only get in parts unknown. Anything my wife has made out of her cook books has been delicious (not delish or yummo), but Ray is a real Munson, I hope see burns her tongue on her stupid dunking dogunts.
Big ups to Barney Frank, he's 100% right. Not about tossing a mans salad, but anyone caught with a small amount of weed should just get a ticket and not have to go through the whole deal about being arrested for it. It's a real waste of cops time he he has to go through the motions of arresting a 38 year old man because he has half a joint on him.
I've heard way too many times that what happened to Elliot Spitzers family was "tragic". Even former NY Governor George Pataki used the word "tragic". I'm sorry but paying 4 boxes of Ziti for something you could get under a bridge in Long Island City for $40 and getting caught isn't tragic, it's a shame but not tragic. The Holocaust, 9/11, Dafur, Super Bowl XXLI are all real tragedies, this doesn't qualify.
ESPN's Doug Gothlieb is a smug prick, that needs to be smacked around.
What's the deal with this show Cold Case. My wife and I were watching the other day as the City of Philadelphia pays good money to a team of like 5 or 6 detectives to solve murder that happened in the the 30's! So after a like a week, they end up getting the guy and he's like 200 years old with Alzheimer's. He has no idea there taking him to jail, they could be taking him to Universal Island of Adventure for all he knows.
So Tony Stark think Ms. Marvel is a skrull, I guess? If that's true than maybe Luke Cage is also a Skrull, she's let him off the hook twice now when she supposed to be arresting him. But he's been the one kind of blew the whistle on some funny business even before they found out Elektra was a skrull. So Elektra was a skrull, also Black Bolt(but for how long?), and it seems Captain Marvel might not be from the future after all but might be a skrull and not even know it!
Speaking of Tony Stark, did you read the story about the name in Australia that committed suicide by building a robot and programming it to kill him. That's genius! If anyone know how to get in touch with this robot, please let me know. I would like to hire him to guard Jimmy Skorner's house next year during the parade. That why he wont have to guard his house and his family can go away and avoid the nonsense and the pathetic fools that spread across Southie like locust every year. I'd actually rather the Locus.
Just think if Brandon never noticed that ski jump, his cousin Bobby would still be able to walk today. Also I'm glad Kelly got sick and had to go the hospital, she was acting like a cunt. Someone should of shoved those diet pills down her throat and what's with Andrea doesn't;t she ever date white guys.
Does anyone have worse luck that the lady that got hit my the stingray and dies. Shit one second she's enjoying a rice boat ride in Florida and then BAM! a stingray decides to jump, it hits you and fall back and smash you skull and die. How big is the ocean and that stingray jumped on you, damn.
Birthdays
March 11th-Poor prick Rubert Murdoch, actor who palys James Rhodes in the upcoming Iron Man movie Terance Howard, patient hitter Bobby Abrue, NBA Elton Brand, Hot Chick Heidi Cortez.
March 12t-Man who's seen both fire and Rain, James Taylor, Coke whore Daryl Strawberry.
March 13th-the guy who started all the nonsense, L. Ron Hubbard, William H. Macy who's been a a couple Tallent picks Fargo and Boogie Nights, MLB's best pitcher Johan Santana,& NBA star Caron Butler.
Also on March 13th 1781, German-born English astronomer William Herschel discovers the planet Uranus. Herschel immediately thinks to himslef "hey I can cum up in here".........SO HE DID!
March 14th-Stupid ass Albert Einstein,The Muppet Christmas Carol star Michael Caine, Yankees DH Billy Crystal, man who gave hope to every fuck fat, Kirby Puckett, sexy roid user Kiana Tom \ and hot chick Rosalyn Sanchez
March 15th-Cover of the double sawbuck and Peter Gammon look alike, Andrew Jackson, hot chick Eva Longoria and even hotter chick Penny Lancaster
March 16th-Crackhead Favor Flav , Wrestler Val Venius
March 17th-Bid Trouble Little China Star Kurt Russell, Handsome Devil Rob Lowe, Pumpkin Smasher Billy Corrigan, 2004 Word Series Winner Bill Mueller, and hot chick Britney Daniel-
March 18th-President Grover Cleveland and cougar Vanessa Williams-
March 19th-Star of Moonlighting Bruce Willis, Comic Book reader Kevin Smith and the owner of the worlds greatest ass Vida Guerra-
March 20th-NBA coach Pat Riley, William Hurt who plays Gen. Thunderbolt Ross in the upcoming Hulk movie, he actually plays in a lot of shit but you never really hear of him too much and one of the 2 best hockey players ever the legend Bobby Orr.
March 21st-80's Bond Timmy Dalton, and Gary Oldman, he actually plays in a lot of shit but you never really hear of him too much and he words biggest twat Rosie O'Donnell, I hope she dies from the worlds worst yeast ineffecion.
March 22nd-Anti-Semite Brian Shaw and Hollywood legend Willima Shatner
March 23rd-One of the few decent ESPN guys Ron Jawoski, future NBA Hall of Famer Jason Kidd, strike thrower Mark Buehrle, cockless John Wayne Bobbitt, and the greatest dog in the world Pedro Martinez Zarnoch Tallent.
March 24th-Underrated MLB Hall of Famer George Sisler
Ridiculous but funny actor/tv host R. Lee Emey, wrestler the Undertaker, NBA star Chris Bosh, Colts roleplayer Peyton Manning, former Tony Soprano Gumma Annabella Sciorra
Thanks for reading
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