Anyone that knows me, knows how much I loathe when we fuck with the clocks twice a year. It fucks things up for like a week. Nobody knows what time it is, if the clock your looking at is right, an hour ahead, or an hour behind. IT'S CHAOS. I started a grassroots campaign to abolish daylight savings some years ago but it only got as far as one phone call.
But what I don't understand is when people say we lost an hour sleep, no you don't. You still sleep the same amount of time, the clocks are just different. Daylight savings doesn't just effect people, it fucks the cows as well. I spoke to Katherine Burton, an employee at Penn Hills-based Turner Dairy Farms about this situation.
"You try to keep constant what time you milk your cow, so that she's not having to hold more milk than she's used to," "What happens with daylight-saving time is it means you're milking her earlier, so it changes her amount of milk that she's holding. So you'll have less in the morning milking tank." she said.
This angers me, cows are huge to society, why fuck with them. Compare a cow to the many useless things on the planet like mosquito's, pigeons and scientologist. None of them contribute anything, but a cow provides milk, leather and best of all beef. They don't hurt anyone or even make to much noise. They just stand around mooing, eating grass, getting milked until there big day when there turned into a suede jacket and a bunch of delicious beef. We here at B?IHKH! are a big fan of the cow.
News broke today that NY Governor Gov. Eliot Spitzer is in trouble because he's involved in a prostitution ring. Wow, good thing I'm not a Governor, I had no idea that kind of thing was fronded upon.
Sometimes I wish I was a heroin addict. Not a care in the world except where's my next fix. No worries about work, bills, family, just do heroin until one day you buy a bad bag for $4 and your dead.
What a tough few days for the Walsh's. First Cindy was super jealous of Eckhouse's new secretary, than Brenda finally finds out about Kelly and Dillon, when she and her new boyfriend Rick see them at the restaurant. Poor Rick, just as he's hitting it off with Eckhouse, Brenda goes and dumps him. At least Rick had being Superman to look forward to. Then Brandon was having trouble with Nikki and her old boyfriend Diesel, but Brando got the last laugh when he knocked Diesel out with a vicious right hook.
Remember after hurricane Katrina Sean Penn was walking around New Orleans with a shotgun, hahahahahha what fucking clown. I wish someone shot at him, he would of raised the flood waters by pissing in his paints
Comedy Central must be the most inconsistent network there is. Last Saturday they played a historically great double feature. Airplane! followed by Spaceballs, not sure if a network has ever played 2 better movies back to back. So after the chores and errands were finished this Saturday, I eagerly checked to see this weeks double feature..............Jawaman followed by the Ladies Man. Wow that's quite the step back.
The great David Bowie is either well head of his time or can see the future. In 1972 he sang "All the young dudes, carry the news, GOOGLE IT too, carry the news". Google didn't start until 1998, how did he know to Google shit in 1972? Amazing.
How did the early North American settlers and the natives ever communicate? The natives were over here, living off the land, smoking peace pipes with no idea of any Europe and the suckers in Europe thought the world was flat and had no idea there were Indians, there was no conduit between the 2 that could teach each other there respective langauge's.
I have a message for Sara Bareilles. Go fuck yourself, I don't want a frigin love song.
I had a chance to post today and not much to write so lets rip Oprah.
My mother is huge fan even gets her magazine. You know the magazine which features Oprah on every fucking cover. Yeah you not to self absorbed,you fat bitch. Anyway the cover said, “The Wrinkle Report: Finally science has done something for Women.” WHAT!? FINALLY? Insulin, Cat Scans, Heart Transplants, Decoding of DNA, Open Heart Surgery all qualify as significant medical improvements. These are only a select few that I can list, plus they were all discovered in the 20th century.
Why is she respected as an interviewer? She's full of crap, and she just agrees with whatever bullshit her guests tell her, without asking any hard questions.
Oprah is a subjective, selective reporter of heavily misleading information. She seems as though she is a radical feminist; however, she does not back her opinions up with adequate legitimate support. She's just another example of empty-headed celebrity that contribute nothing more to fatuous modern culture.
Dekembe Mutumbo is the oldest player in the NBA at age 74, and he's every bit as good if not better than everyone's darling Ben Wallace.
I haven't mentioned the C's in awhile, but there's not much to mention. There simply laying waste to the NBA getting ready for a deep playoff run.
Not so sure about my pre-season Final Four picks anymore. I'm confident that Kansas and UNC will be there, but Michigan State and Georgetown not so much. I'll stay with MSU, I like Tom Izzo in the tourney.
The Gootch's B's report:
After a 2 week's worth of excellent hockey where the B's won 6 in a row and 7 of 8 games and 5 in a row on the road, the B's seem to be awfully tired from this grueling schedule and now have lost 4 of the last 5 games and two beatings 10-2 and 8-2. Tim Thomas is noticeably exhausted but Alex Auld has been excellent although losing 2 of 3 games he lost 1-0 to Fla then won 2-1 to Wash and lost again 1-0 yesterday to NY. The B's offense is struggling so bad and just cannot score, having one of the best power plays in the NHL now seem to be snake bitten and cant score at all and possibly lost the captain Zdeno Chara for a little bit with an upper body type injury...The B's arent in Danger of being bumped out of the playoffs but they are only 2 points out of the 8th and final seed. The remaining schedule is brutal for them so it should be interesting the rest of the way.
From the Mailbag:
From Jim James Louisville, Kentucky,:
Tallent, when did you know McCain was the right man to lead the free world?
Jim, I liked him in 2000 but I was still a democrat so I never got the chance to vote for him because Karl Rove told everyone that McCain had a black love child. But to tell you the truth I wasn't sure what a wonderful man he was, until the day I found out his cause, was to do it all for us. YEEEEEEAAH!
Birthdays
March 8th-NFL Star Hines Ward, Actor James van der Beek, I don't want.........your life, and hot chick, now a cougar Kathy Ireland. Ireland has a very special place in my heart, she's the first girl that I really considered a piece of ass.
http://I.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/96_kireland_02.jpg
March 9th-Girls everywhere. Linda Fiorentino-http://www.fast-rewind.com/gotcha1.jpg
Britney Snow-http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/brittany_snow.jpg
and make sure you check out Yessica(great name) Toscanini-http://www1.vg.no/bildespesial/bildearkiv/5177/1171533420.92746.jpg
March 10th-Super Twat Sharon Stone (if the only redeemable thing you've ever done in life is show you pussy, then you must be a real piece of shit, which Stone is). NBA bust Kwame Brown, Roush Fenway superstar Matt Kensith and hot chicks
Carrie Underwood-http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/carrie-underwood/pictures/carrie-underwood-picture-6.jpg
Eva Herzigona-http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/97_eherzigova_01.jpg
Also on March 10th 1862, The first paper money in the United States is issued. On March 11th 1862 Yuppies invented the debit card and haven't looked back.
Thanks for reading
"I'm Tallent I approve of this message and a Governor getting a hooker if he wants"
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