Sunday, April 27, 2008

Fuck Atlanta and Dr.Phil

A lot of folks have acused John McCain of abandoning his independent views and becoming a cut and dry republican. That's simply not true. He's against the GOP on such key issues as Global Warming, Immigration, stem cell research and energy(drilling in Alaska). As for not approving of the new GI bill, he simply thinks he can do better, it has nothing to do with him not supporting veterans. You'd have to be a damn fool to think John McCain of all people doesn't want to do what's best for the veterans of this country. I had the chance to sit down with Mr.McCain and discuss this and other topics and he had this to say. "We are working on proposals of our own — I'm a consistent supporter of educational benefits for the men and women of the military," McCain said. "I want to make sure that we have incentives for people to remain in the military as well as for people to join the military. ... I've talked a lot about veterans' health care, so we'll continue to talk about those issues and how to care for vets. I know I can do that, having been one."

Anyways, the Straight Talk express keeps rolling . Last week Johnny Boy embarked on a trip to areas of the United States seldom-visited and all too often forgotten by our nation's leaders.He did this because he wants to learn from the people who live in these areas. Yesterday, he had the opportunity to visit Alabama. During his trip he spent time in the towns of Selma, Gee's Bend, Camden and Thomasville.
I asked Mr. McCain about his trip. "It was an honor to visit Selma, a place that held great significance in the Civil Rights movement. I was also fortunate to visit the Gee's Bend quilters, who gave me such a warm welcome - I thank them for their hospitality. "
When I asked McCain why he was vi sting such rural place, not often seen as election hot beds.
"Tallent, I am traveling to these places because if I am to be President of the United States of America, I'm going to be the president of all the people. I will work for all people and I will listen to all people. By understanding the challenges - and they are enormous - that these Americans face today, I will be a far better president."
"There must be no forgotten places in America. I have always believed in this country, in a good America, a great America. And I have always believed we can build a better America for all people. This week, I'm traveling to places where great Americans are still fighting for change to make us a better country. I am going to meet and learn from these patriots."

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During game 2 of the Celts/Hawks Series I got a kick out of when the Hawks were down by 20 and Bibby missed a free throw and everyone on his team slapped him 5.

Had nothing against the Hawks until this series, they were just fodder for the Rancor. But there's a good amount of assholes on this squad. Mike Bibby says Boston fans are fair weather fans. He plays in fucking Atlanta the worst sports city in America. Actually it might be the worst city in America. It could use a nice disaster. I wish Gen. Sherman was still alive to burn it down again. But back to the Hawks with Al Horford talking shit all game wither there winning or losing, some bone heads can't help constantly talking shit and being an assshole and Za Za Gabor acting like a tough guy, knowing full well KG can't get thrown out of the game. If Za Za ever got in KG's face on the street, KG would simply bite his head off and scream one of the 7 dirty words.
When KG layed that pick on Za Za in game 7, it was one of the greatest basketball moments of my adult life.




When will Comcast Sports Network learn they can not show a close up of KG's face. He clearly yells "Something, Something MOTHER FUCKER!" after every play.

And now The Gootch's Postseason B's report:

Well I have to say this was a great year for the Bruins with much more to come over the years. This team is so young and set up perfectly for the future.In the offseason, I think they need to try and restructure Glenn Murray's contract or trade him away ( 0 points) in the playoffs, although he was hurt all year, i can see him have a big year next year. The B's obvious need is scoring, the defense is in great shape as well as goal tending. The B's need to get Hossa who is a free agent, i don't think Pitt can resign him with Crosby and Malkin and Gonchar. Hossa would be huge for us and played great with Savard in Atlanta, if we trade Murray we would definitely have enough to sign him but we could have both if Murray would agree to take less.The prospects we have are great if we develop them they will be awesome but we might be able to get another star by trading 1 or 2. I gaurantee that w find out half the guys playing were really hurt in this series, we know savard had a broken back, i bet chara is really hurt, murray was hurt and almost broke his neck in game 7. on top of all other injuries. getting hossa should be #1 on their list i would also like to see them try and get corey perry from anaheim or kristian huselius from calgary both free agents also a surprise could be us going after mats sundin.




The temperature got up to 84 this week and everyone was so excited. Oh yeah bring on the Mosquito's and the swamp ass, hot weather is great!


I like what the Pats did at the top of the draft. The player they wanted was going to be available a few picks down the road anyway, so they went down to 10 and got an extra 3rd round, the first 3 Pats picks were on on defense, 2 linebackers, a defensive back. We'll see how good these guys end up being. They got younger and faster on D, which they needed to do.



Tough spot for Matt Ryan to get drafted, not a lot of Tallent around him in a city that doesn't care for white people much. You know once Vick gets out of of the hooscow, the Falcon fans will be hooting and hollowing for Vick to get his job back. Even though he's a shitty human and a shitty quarterback, he's a brother from the south south, that can run fast.

This Hank Steinbrenner is a trip. He clearly feels the need to be a big mouthed fool because his
father was. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. Anyone that throws 100mph should be a starter. There are tons of pitchers that throw in the upper 90's that just flat out suck, take Hank's boy Kyle Farnsworth for instance.

One of my New Years resolutions was to expose Dr. Phil for the fraud that he is. We'll the time has come!
The Producers of his show bailed out a teen that was arrested for taking part in a videotaped beating of another teen, just to get the interview. Where was the good doctor and his moral compass then?

But Phil's shadiness started decades ago:
The Texas attorney general investigated him for a possible health club scam in 1973. McGraw sold expensive lifetime memberships to a health club in Topeka, Kan., and resold the contracts to a financial institution, so the members had to keep paying whether the club existed or not. According to the court papers, three different Topeka banks sued him for more than $40,000, but he never showed in court and monies were never recovered. He had moved on to Texas, where he obtained a doctorate from the University of North Texas and began to practice psychology.
In 1989, the Texas State Board of Examiners of Psychologists imposed disciplinary sanctions against McGraw for what was deemed an inappropriate "dual relationship." McGraw admitted he hired one of his clients, a 19-year-old woman, to work in his office (can you say "breach of ethics"?), but denied her claim of a sexual relationship. The board ordered McGraw to pass a jurisprudence exam, undergo a psychological evaluation, take an ethics class and have his practice supervised for one year. Did he make amends and make it right? Well, as of 2008, no. Nineteen years in, and he still hasn't met the board's conditions. His license to practice psychology was revoked and, from that point on, he has not been licensed to practice psychology at all. As the man himself has noted, "Failure is no accident." This from the same guy who says "If you watch porn, then you can't love your wife!"
McGraw, who said, "We teach people how to treat us," exhibited poor judgment again when he decided to feature convicted murderer Laurie "Bambi" Bembenek. Bembenek was scheduled to appear on the "Dr. Phil" show in 2002 to clear her name. It didn't go well. She later filed a lawsuit against Dr. Phil and more than 50 of his staffers for, she said, being held against her will in an apartment with no way to contact the outside world, while awaiting potentially show-stopping, name-clearing DNA results. Bembenek claims the forced confinement led to a panic attack, which drove her to escape by climbing out a window. She fell and shattered her leg, which later had to be amputated below the knee. Despite whether Bembenek was detained against her will, one wonders at the "stinking thinking" involved in allowing an emotionally fragile, convicted murderer to become so agitated that she felt her only recourse was to shimmy down the outside of a building on a bed sheet ladder.

McGraw has long been an outspoken critic of pornography. Then, he stands as the best man in his son, Jay's, 2006 wedding to Playboy playmate Erica Dahm; Phil even hosted the wedding at his Beverly Hills, Calif., mansion. Against porn? Fine. Supportive of his son, regardless? Terrific. Altering his "Dr. Phil" Web site to remove all of his comments about porn right after the fact? Phony, what a fraud this mother fucker is.
In January 2008, McGraw's behavior motivated a psychologist (an actual one, with a license and everything) to lodge a complaint with the California Board of Psychology, alleging that Dr. Phil was practicing illegally when he visited Britney Spears at Cedars-Sinai. McGraw was, reportedly, counseling Spears as well as inviting her to join her family on his stage for an upcoming televised intervention. After his unannounced hour-long visit, he made several long-winded statements on his show about Britney's mental state, which really chapped the family spokesperson.
You think Phil gives a fuck about Britney? No way he didn't care to help her, he was just looking for ratings.

Thelma Box, a former business partner, alleges that McGraw sold his stake in Pathways, their self-help company (started in 1984), an entire year before he told her. Box also insists she co-created and co-authored the materials used in Pathways seminars, material that McGraw uses today in his show, but she has never been given any credit.
Even the fairly unflappable residents of Los Angeles' Wilshire neighborhood have raised arms against McGraw. His Dr. Phil House was an actual house back in 2006, but multiple film crews, trucks, cables and the numerous wandering, addled, addicted, and just plain nutty guests all culminated in too many complaints. They were forced to stop shooting on-site; the show is now actually shot on a soundstage, not on location (although the exterior of the house is still shown in episodes).
And now this: Last week, Dr. Phil had his producers bail out Mercades Nichols, one of the six teenage Florida cheerleaders accused of beating another girl, videotaping it and posting the footage on YouTube. Nichols signed an exclusivity contract with McGraw's people, allegedly in exchange for her $30,000 bail. In light of the public outcry, producers have since announced they made an error in judgment and they have no plans to go forward with the show. Dr. Phil has yet to make his usual half-apologetic public statement, although now might be just the time for McGraw to heed his own advice: "If you want more, you have to require more from yourself."
The inappropriate bail, on the heels of the Britney fiasco, may be why there are growing rumors that Oprah wants nothing to do with the not-always-so-good doctor; there is also talk that McGraw and his wife, Robin, are on the outs. Of course super husband Phil, never mentions that this happens to be his 2nd marriage




Birthdays:



April 23rd- Lousy drink with no alcohol Shirley Temple, Legendary singer Roy Orbisen, the other broad on Three’s Company Joyce Dewitt, One of the 3 greatest Offensive Lineman in NFL History John Hannah, hot chick Joanna Krupa, The 15th President of the USA, James Buchanan, and the master of iambic pentameter, William Shakespeare.
April 24th-Entertainer, Cedric the Entertainer, MLB Stars Chipper Jones & Carlos Beltran, crazy goalie Ed Belfour, who once offered a cop one billion dollars not to arrest him
April 25th-Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, and overrated actress, squinty face Renee Zellweger
April 26th-no birthdays worth a dam
April 27th- Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true President, Abram Lincoln, 50 dollar bill, and 18th President of the USA, Ulessys S. Grant, MLB Legend Rogers Hornsby. Hornsby holds the modern record for highest batting average in a season, .424 in 1924, and he won the Triple Crown in 1922 and again in 1925. He won the NL's MVP Award twice, in 1925 and 1929. At his peak, from 1920 to 1925, Hornsby led his league in batting average all six years, in RBIs four years, and in home runs twice. Over five seasons (1921 through 1925), Hornsby averaged an astonishing .402, a feat (based on current research), he won a 7th batting title for the Boston Braves in 1928 (.387). He hit 301 home runs, not all of them as a second baseman. He is among the top four in home runs by a second baseman, as of the start of the 2005 season.
The Ice Man George Gervin, And of course car jumping Joey Gathwright


Kari_Wuhrer_002.jpg">Kari Wuhrerand the greatest actress of all time Jessica Alba








April 29th:-Co-Creater and star of the greatest show ever, Jerry Seinfeld




Also Cougar Michele Phiffer, actress Uma Thurman, “Uma Jerry, Uma!” NBA star Carmelo Anthony, Pot Smoker, Willie Nelson






May 1st-Julie Benz. Check out the link, Julie Benz over.




Thanks for reading.











"I'm Tallent and I apporve of thus message and Atlanta getting a New Orleans style makeover"

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Blog Out With Your Hog Out

There's nothing worse than this marathon. First of all why is anyone running 26.2 miles? It's like the kid that took 7 perks when everyone else just had one. It's excessive, your just trying to show off. Run a few miles a day to keep in shape, but running 26.2 is ridiculous. I love seeing people that ran the race latter in the day. There all wrapped in tin foil and can hardly walk. They look like they just finished the Bataan death march, I wonder if it's worth it. Also anything that encourages college kids to gather in masses and start drinking at 10:30 A.M. is a receipt for disaster. It seems these kids grow up miles away from Boston and never touch a drink, then they come to Boston and drink like there Andre the Giant. They get stupid, annoying and out of control. If it was only that they covered the streets in vomit, I could look the other way, but when 10's of thousands assholes congregate in one area it never ends well. But what about the people that just go to watch the race? They stand there for hours to watch 10,000 anorexics run by and yell "GREAT JOB", "YOU CAN DO IT JUST 18 MILES AND A FUCKING GIANT HILL TO GO!"
How many crimes, go unchecked in Boston that day, because all the cops are in Kenmore Square dealing with Brad Gatchell, 21 of Westfield, MA who's had to much to drink and he's going to stand up to authority because he's now suddenly a tough guy. Then the 11:05 A.M. start to the Sox game. Another thing the Sox should have to apologize to the other team for. I wonder how Milton Bradley reacted when he found out what time he had to wake up for today's game, I'm sure he assaulted someone.

Big up's to Jimmy Skorner who got the scoop on Scarlet Johassen and Van Wilders big fight in the streets of Boston. First he got the story to those noisy douche bags at the Herald and then it went global! Front page of MSN.com, and gossip web sites from here to Australia.

http://perezhilton.com/2008-04-10-trouble-in-shangri-la
http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/4-10-08_4?GT1=7701
http://teamsugar.com/group/249654/blog/1541973
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-fighting/
http://all-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-scarlett-johansson-going.html http://www.hotmommagossip.com/trouble-in-paradise-for-ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson/
http://www.glam.com/blogs/hot_momma_gossip/trouble_in_paradise_for_ryan_reynolds_and_scarlett_johansson/?cat=Parenting
http://www.mollygood.com/trouble-in-reynolds-paradise-20080410/
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/04/ry-ry-might-be-on-market-soon.html
http://www.scandalouscandice.com/scandalous_candice/2008/04/celebrity-coupl.html
http://celebs-britneyluver.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson.html
http://fadedyouthblog.com/
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/scarlett/default.aspx
You Can read Jimmy at his blog and as a member of Ball Faces

George Soros the "liberal megadonor" is at it again. He and his group of billionaire left-wing Democrats have pledged $40 million dollars of soft money to smear John McCain in a national television ad campaign.

In an article published in Politico, it was reported that Paul Begala and David Brock met with a gang of Manhattan liberals at the home of George Soros to outline their plans for a $40 million dollar ad campaign against Senator McCain. Brock is quoted as saying the group could do the work of the press corps that has "fallen down on the job" when it comes to McCain! .

I actually have my own thoughts on the Bruins, but before that The Gootch's Playoff report

OK Playoffs have started and my predictions before they started were

B's in 7
Pitt in 6
NJ in 6
Wash in 6

Detroit in 5
SJ in 5
Colorado in 7
Anaheim in 6

B's over Pitt in 7
NJ over Wash in 6

NJ over B's in 6

Detroit over Colorado in 6
San Jose over Anaheim 7

San Jose over Detroit on 7

San Jose over New Jersey in 7

The B's came out in Game 1, intimidated and scared and Montreal took advantage of it big time and the B's had no chance. Game 2 was a whole new Bruins team and the referees flat out lost that game for them, they outplayed Montreal pretty much throughout the game and lost in OT because of the refs, very frustrating. BUT I also had a hard time figuring out what Julien is doing , he benched Phil Kesell in game 2 as well as Dennis Wideman, I wonder what happened there, there must be some shit behind that, those are 2 of our best players. They may be playing hurt and couldn't go, who knows, but this whole Bruins team is so beat up and they still should have and could have won last night. Tonight its back to Boston and they have to win tonight or its over, no way they win 3 straight from Montreal. Bull shit though this series should be knotted at 1 the refs really fucked the B's so bad.


*note* This Paragraph was written Monday morning before the B's lost in Montreal last night.


The reason I've sworn off the Bruins is back before the strike, they were the #1 seed and were up in the series 3-1 to the Habs. Montreal came back to force a game 7 that I had tickets to and the B's frigin blew it. I guess the coach of the B's now was the coach of the Habs then, that's pretty trippy. Now they have a chance to do the same thing tonight to the Habs and even though I don't pay much attention to the Bruins, anything that will make thousands of French Canadians cry is something I'm all for.

So the B's lost, but they got me to write about them, so now there on the map at least.



My NBA Post Season Awards & Playoff Predictions

MVP-1) Chris Paul-Paul's New Orleans Hornets are the biggest surprise in the NBA this year. N.O. is the 2nd seed in the brutal West Conference and most casual NBA fans couldn't name one other player on the Hornets.
2) Kevin Garnett-I always knew KG was one of the best players in the NBA even though he doesn't put up the gaudy stats that other all-stars do. But I still didn't realize how good he really was, to see his leadership and defense every night is a real joy.
3) Kobe Bryant-This is as good as a year as Kobe's ever had. Leading the Lakers to one of the top 2 seeds in the brutal West Conference. The only reason he isn't higher on this list is the Lakers record without Pau Gasol.
4)Lebron James-The best numbers out of anyone on this list and the only good player on his team but the team's record just isn't good enough to warrant given Lebron the MVP

Rookie of the year-
Hawks center Al Horford is the lone rookie in the first five (scoring, 10.1 and rebounding, 9.6) and his team is going to the playoffs. Kevin Durant lead rookies in scoring but he's able to take all the shots he wants on his shitty team.

Most Improved-1) Rajon Rondo. We knew the C's would be a good team, how good exactly depended on Rondo and to a lesser extend Kendrick Perkins, Rondo has grown by leaps and bounds in one season. He's been outstanding, better than anyone figured.

2) Heydog Turkalu-Career highs for the veteran in points rebounding and assist, very versatile player could of been an all-star.

6th player-Manu Ginaboli, no one's even close, he's one of the best players in the league. It's actually kind of silly that he comes off the bench.

Defensive Player-1) Kevin Garnett- What a presence, he can cover Shaq or Jason Kidd all while getting the other 4 guys to play better team defense too.

2) Shane Battier-He covers all the of the best swing men in the league and does an outstanding job.

Coach-1) Rick Adleman-How the Houston Rockets won 55 games(a lot without Yao Ming) is a mystery, how they won 22 in a row(14 without Ming) is a fucking perplexity.

2) Byron Scott-I hate this fucking guy, but he deserves credit for his Hornets great season this year.

3) Maurice Cheeks-I thought the 76ers would suck and he would be fired but he has them playing good hoops and into the playoffs.




Playoff Picks:


Celts beat Atlanta in 4
Detroit beats Philly in 6
Orlando beat Toronto in 5
Washington beat Cleveland in 7

Lakers beat Denver in 5
Dallas beats New Orleans in 7
Spurs beat Phoenix in 6
Utah beats Houston in 5

Celts beat Washington in 5
Detroit beat Cleveland in 7

Lakers beat Utah in 7
The Spurs beat Dallas in 6

Celtics over the Pisstons in 5
San Antonio over The Lakers in 7
Celtics beat San Antonio in 7

Did you see that the Chicago police shot and killed a cougar that was running around the city. That's crazy there's over a million people in Chicago there must be hundreds of cougars. The question is, why are cougars so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department?
























Drinks with ice cubes are far superior to drinks without them.

Chocolate by it self is one of the most overrated things on Earth, but you add peanut butter forget about it, one of the tastier treats known to man.

I take back all that good shit I said about France. Apparently there not a fan of Freedom of Speech. Former fox Briget Bardot was arrested and will have to stand trail for saying "The Muslim community is destroying our country and imposing its acts." God forbid someone talk shit about the Muslims.


Waiting for an oven to pre-heat when your starving is agonizing.


People just couldn't wait to bust out there flip flops this season. At Fenway on Saturday I seen tons of dopes wearing flip flops at the game. Only problem is that it was a chilly night, it was a terrible choice of footwear. Even if it was 90 degrees I would never wear flip flops to Fenway. The thought of getting beer, mustard and maybe even piss on my toes does not sound intriguing to me.


I love how everyone made such a big deal out of Valerie smoking weed. David pops speed like there motrin, Brandon gambles his socks off, Steve breaks into every school he goes to, Kelly gets addicted to diet pills and blows everyone and Dillon, well Dillon tops them all with the heroin and the guns. But Val smokes a doobie and "wow that Valerie's one crazy bitch, I don't trust her"



April Birthdays
1st- One of my all time favorite's Sung Hi Lee, rapper, Method Man, love Method Man's music it's great, but one time I went to see his show and he showed up an hour an a half late then went on stage and yelled "My album drops May 18th!" for 45 minutes and that was it, so fuck him

No April 2nd Birthdays worth a dam

3rd- Vito Corleone, Marlon Brando, Jennie Garth who faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being able to quit the cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, being raped, shot the rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectedly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others. Also having a birthday on April 3rd is Alec Baldwin who's a great actor and is outstanding in Tallent Choice Movie, Outside Providence, but his best performance is the message left for his daughter.




4th- Tris Speaker who batted over .380; 5 times and in 1999, he ranked Number 27 on The Sporting News' list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players, and was nominated as a finalist for the Major League Baseball All-Century Team. Overrated Mayo Angelo, what makes her so profound? If she was white nobody would give a dam, just another poet and not to mention Oprah wants to gag on her clit, Veteran Actor Craig T Nelson, NFL Star Keith Bullock, actor Heath Ledger who will make be making it for dinner and great actor who's about to star in his biggest and most important role as Tony Stark in Iron Man.


5th-Hot Chick Krista Allen & NFL star Steven Jackson

6th-Empire Strikes Back stars John Ratzenberger & Billly Dee Williams, surprise surprise Lando Calrissian in disguise

















7th- Red Sox Legend Bobby Doer, Godfather Director Francis Ford Coppala

8th- Former First Lady Betty Ford, who really must have known how to party if they named the whole clinic after her.

9th-Hot Chick Grace Park, and the most popular Porn Star of all time, Jenna Jameson. Have you seen Jenna lately? She looks awful, all those years of snorting coke and swallowing cum have finally caught up to her.

10th-TV and video game personality John Madden, BOOM!!, Ken Griffey Sr., who's sperm created the greatest baseball player of my generation & Hot Chicks, Chyler Leigh & Mandy Moore

11th- Red Sox Captain Jason Varitek, MLB Star Mark Texeria, and hot chick Jennifer Esposito

12th-Talk Show Host David Letterman
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Mistakes
Beating Sam Donaldson to the ground with a nine iron
Bought Bill these gag super short jogging shorts and now he actually wears the things!
Cutting off Sinatra's Grammy speech
Not buying deodorized litter for Socks
Not buying deodorized litter for Roger
Her lingering TV kiss with Roseanne
The time she got too near Bill at feed time and lost a finger
Introducing fiance Bill to her sexy roommate Gennifer
Inviting Ted Kennedy to White House for open bar
Not making Bill take her last name

13th-3rd President of the United States and the father to plenty of half black children, Thomas Jefferson & musician Max Weinberg

14th-MLB great Greg Maddux and old school hot chick, Stacy Williams

15th- Really Hot Chick Susan Ward

16th- The greatest coach in NFL History, Bill Belicheck.

After graduating, Bill took a $25-per-week job as an assistant to Baltimore Colts head coach Ted Marchibroda in 1975. In 1976, Belichick joined the Detroit Lions as their assistant special teams coach before adding tight ends and wide receivers to his coaching duties in 1978. He then spent one year in 1978 with the Denver Broncos as their assistant special teams coach and defensive assistant. Belichick then began his 12-year stint with the New York Giants and head coach Ray Perkins in 1979 as a defensive assistant and special teams coach. He added linebackers coaching to his duties in 1980 and was named defensive coordinator in 1985 under head coach Bill Parcells, who had replaced Perkins in 1983. The Giants won Super Bowls following the 1986 and 1990 seasons. His defensive game plan from the New York Giants' 20-19 upset of the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl XXV is now in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, as is his defensive game plan from the Patriots' 20-17 win over the St. Louis Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI.

Cleveland Browns
From 1991 until 1995, Belichick was the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. During his tenure in Cleveland he compiled a 36-44 record, leading the team to its most recent playoff game win in 1994. Based on his performance, many fans in Cleveland think of him as an uncommunicative, dictatorial and arrogant coach who made many questionable moves, including benching and then cutting much-beloved quarterback Bernie Kosar in 1993 in order to replace him with Vinny Testaverde, a move that sparked great controversy in the area. In Belichick's last season in Cleveland the Browns finished 5-11. In November of that year Browns owner Art Modell announced he would move the team to Baltimore after the season. Belichick was fired early in February 1996.

New England Patriots (1996)
After leaving Cleveland, Belichick served under Parcells again as assistant head coach and defensive backs coach with the Patriots for the 1996 season. The Patriots finished with an 11-5 record, won the AFC championship, but lost to the Green Bay Packers at Super Bowl XXXI.

New York Jets
Soon after Super Bowl XXXI, Belichick (and most of the Patriots assistant coaches) migrated with Parcells to the New York Jets. Belichick served as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator for the Jets from 1997 to 1999. When Parcells stepped down as head coach in 1999, Belichick became the new Jets head coach. However, Belichick's introduction to the media the following day turned out to be a surprise resignation announcement. Before taking the podium, he scrawled a resignation note on a sheet of loose leaf paper that read, in its entirety, "I resign as HC of the NYJ." He then delivered a half-hour speech explaining his resignation to the assembled press corps.
Shortly afterward, he accepted an offer from the Patriots to become their new head coach, who had previously tried to hire him away from the Jets. Parcells and the Jets claimed that Belichick was still under contract, and demanded compensation from the Patriots. NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue agreed, and the Patriots gave the Jets a first-round draft pick in 2000 in exchange for the right to hire Belichick.

New England Patriots
Bill Belichick was named New England Patriots head coach in 2000, succeeding Pete Carroll.

2000 season
The Patriots went 5-11 in the regular season and missed the playoffs. To date, this is Bill Belichick's only losing season with the Patriots.

2001 season
The Patriots went 11-5 in the regular season, and defeated the Oakland Raiders and Pittsburgh Steelers on the way to the Super Bowl. In Super Bowl XXXVI, Belichick's defense held the St. Louis Rams' offense, which had averaged 31 points during the season, to 17 points, and the Patriots won on a last second field goal by Adam Vinateri. The win was the first Super Bowl championship in Patriots history.


2003 season
The Patriots' season started with a 31-0 loss to the Buffalo Bills in week 1 a few days after they released team defense captain Lawyer Milloy. The team went on to win 14 out of their remaining 15 games, including the last twelve of the regular season. In the final week of the regular season the Patriots avenged their loss to the Bills by the same 31-0 score. They defeated the Tennessee Titans in the AFC Divisional round. Playing against the Indianapolis Colts and Co-MVP Peyton Manning (Steve McNair of the Titans was also Co-MVP) the Pats recorded 4 interceptions, and advanced to Super Bowl XXXVIII, where they defeated the Carolina Panthers 32-29 on a late Adam Vinatieri field goal. Belichick also was awarded with the NFL Coach of the Year Award.

2004 season
The Patriots once again went 14-2, and defeated the Colts in the AFC divisional round. They opened the season at 6-0, which combined with the 12 straight wins to end the previous regular season, broke the record for most wins in a row, formerly held by the Miami Dolphins during and just after their perfect 1972 season, with 18 straight wins. They defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC Championship game. In Super Bowl XXXIX the Patriots beat the Philadelphia Eagles and became only the second team to win 3 Super Bowls in 4 Years. Belichick is the only coach to accomplish this feat. Charlie Weis left for the University of Notre Dame following the game, and Romeo Crennel became the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.


2007 season
Bill Belichick led the Patriots to the first perfect regular season since the introduction of the 16-game regular season schedule in 1978, only the fourth team to do so in National Football League history after the 1934 and 1942 Chicago Bears and 1972 Miami Dolphins. .

17th-Hot Chick Jennifer Garner

18th-Diggstownn Star James Woods, Rick Moranis, who won a the Academy Award for best supporting actor in 1987 for his role as Dark Helmet in the critally aclaimed Spaceballs. The best Late Night TV host in the biz, Conan O’Brien, Future NLF Hall of Famer Willie Roaf, and MLB star Miguel Cabrera.

19th-Hot chick from back in the day Jane Mansfield, Vetern Actor Tim Curry, who was nominated for best actor in 1985 for his perfomance in "Clue" hot chick Ashley Judd, & Kate Hudson, who's cute as a button and is a pretty good actress but the movies she stars in are the worst, look at this crap, Fools Gold, Skelton Key, Raisen Helen, Alex & Emma, and maybe the worst film of all time, How to Lose a Guys in Ten Days, it should of been called, How to Lose Your Temper in Ten minutes. Anakin Skywalker actor Hayden Christianson, whoever casted him for that role made a huge mistake, he's awful. Just a lousy, lousy actor. Hot Tennis Champ Maria Sharapova

20th-Little Shit Napoleon Bonaparte, The biggest asshole the Earth's ever seen, Adlof Hilter, Handsome Devil Clint Howard, The Yankee for some reason noone hates Don Mattingly , so I'll say it fuck him and his moustach and Hot Chick Carmen Electra .

April 21st-MLB Great Warren Spahn & Hold me closer Tony Danza

April 22nd-Actor Jack Nicolson, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, & Hot Chick who Jack probably banged Anna Falchi.


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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Back & Better Than Ever

Guess who's back mother fuckers! How long has it been.....too long. Now that the Dell Inspirion 1525 has arrived it's time to take B?IHKH! to the next level.

What have we missed, the presidential election has been in a lull, but there's a huge primary in PA on April 22nd.

This Hil Cliton is a piece of work, trying to sound like some Audie Murphy dodging bullets in Yugoslavia. Too bad she already told the truth 8 years ago and there's footage of her getting iff the plane and kissing babies, nice story whore. Another clown who misremembered.













Also while the blog was on hiatus Obama got the endorsement of New Mexico governor Bill Richardson. Of course I live by the credo "fuck Hilary" but this Richardson is one ungrateful dude, the Clinton's made him. Bubba had this to say. "Mr. Richardson's endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out (Jesus) for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic," he said.
Well that's a little much, but that Richardson isn't very loyal.

McCain's been doing his thing, taking his straight talk express from coast to coast, state to state.

The Celtics have turned into one of the best regular season teams of all time, winning 60 plus games and smashing everyone, were now just waiting for the playoffs.

The Sox had there home opener the other day, after that stupid trip that started in Japan. Now that all there opening days are done and the bullshit is over, it's time for the regular season to start. That Japan trip was awful, those games didn't even seem real. What was the need to play regular season games there. You want to play in Japan, go ahead play in late February and come back and play your grapefruit league. That was just a disgrace, The Red Sox should have to apologize to Oakland for getting them into that mess.

I guess the Bruins actually made the playoffs. So now it's time for The Gootch's B's report:
I really hope that this city gives this team the respect that they deserve, like they give all of our other teams. The Celts up until this year sucked, the B's have always been a playoff team except for a few seasons. This team is unreal, what a story, for a team to lose all of their best players for long periods of time and some are still out and be in this position is amazing. They clinched a spot last night with a 2-1 win over Ottawa and currently sit sixth in the standings and everyone is so close in the standing the B's could finish as high as 5th or as low as 8th. The sit 8 points out the top spot, there is no way they wouldn't be the #1 seed in the east had they been able to stay healthy and they are in this spot with about 6-7 guys that should still be in providence. If Claude Julien doesn't get the Jack Adams award its robbery and Chirelli for drafting these players the last few years and developing them. Krecji, Sobotka, Lashoff, Lucic, Metrpololit, Norkelainen are al top players for us and playing great. The only disappointment to me on this team is Peter Schaefer his playing more like Paul Schaefer. They traded for this guy after 3 good seasons in Ottawa and he hasn't done anything, but played great last night and has shown a few times this year he is good and he got hurt for a while too , maybe that's why he sucks but if he ever got going in the playoffs it would be huge. If Washington wins tonight they get the #3 seed and if they lose Carolina get it and currently the B's play the #3 seed I would much rather see Carolina. This team is a lot of fun to watch, see you in the playoffs.

While I was gone Massachusetts voted down Patrick Duvals whole budget plan which was to build casinos. But was Duval there to fight for his cause? Nope The Governor skipped casino debate to pitch his autobiography in NYC. That just goes to show this guy don't give a shit. He ran for governor for the publicity and the stupid asses in the State voted for him because he was black and spoke proper english.

Is France trying to change there image? All of my life I've been down on France, and for good reason for over a century they've been rude, smelly, arrogant, pussies . But you have to give credit were it's do. Have you seen this President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife. If not A nude photo of France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy will be auctioned off at a sale next month in New York City. But B?IHKH! has obtained the photo. From the photo we can see that President Sarkozy clearly approves of Bush.





















Also France pledged to send more troops to fight Taliban in Afghanistan .We'll it's about time, maybe this Sarkozy is trying to finally do the right thing in France.

Did you see that Coors Light now has the Vent Can. The first-ever built-in vent, the Vented Wide Mouth Can. It just proves Coors Light’s continuing commitment to providing beer drinkers the best way to enjoy the World’s Most Refreshing Beer. How the people of Colorado didn't elect Peter Coors into the Senate I'll never know.
With the industry’s first built-in vent and a new eight percent wider opening, the Vented Wide Mouth Can allows for a smoother pour and delivers a draft-like experience that reduces the vacuum or “glugging” effect.
Ever since Bill Coors invented the aluminum can in 1959, beer innovations and packaging enhancements have been a hallmark of Coors Brewing Company, with the goal of delivering the coldest, most refreshing beer to adult consumers. Other recent innovations and packaging enhancements include, Cold Activated Bottle: Mountains on the label turn blue when the beer is cold enough to drink, Super Cold Draft: An innovative draft system that pours Coors Light below freezing, Frost Brew Liner: The tinted blue liner that protects the refreshing taste of its beer & the Plastic Bottle Cooler Box: The industry’s first ice-ready, one-time use cooler package.

The other day Dick Vitale was elected into the basketball hall of fame, I had the chance to speak with Dicky V and he had this to say:
"CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS BABY, I'M IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HALL OF FAME"

Also a few weeks ago An Egyptian man was shot dead and two others wounded in an incident involving a U.S.-flagged cargo ship transverse the Suez Canal in the direction of the Mediterranean Sea. After sunset, a motor boat carrying three Egyptians approached the "Global Patriot" with the intent of selling products when the ship opened fire on it with tracer bullets killing Mohammed Fouad and wounding the other two occupants, said an Egyptian navy official on customary condition of anonymity.
My thoughts on this are, Hey sorry buddy, tell your Muslim buddies to stop blowing shit up and maybe you can sell your goods to a US ship again. What were they thinking driving there boat up to a US ship what did they expect to happen. HAven't they heard of the U.S. Cole? Again B?IHKH! turns to Jack Kirkpatrick for his thoughts. Shanna!..... they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.


Chalk Neil Young up as dead to me. Fuck this guy. Good music but I recently found out he's a Canadian citizen. This guys whole day consist of blasting the US for anything and everything. He even has a song about Bush called "Let's impeach the President" IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR FUCKING PRESIDENT!I Hope a Southern Man slaps him around. Go back to Canada and mind your business.

The pharmacy Rite Aid is trying to put the Maury Povich show out of business. There now selling over the counter paternity test. Now the ho's can find out who's there baby's daddy is without going on Maury.




Lots of birthdays to catch up on.
March 25th-Butterfly Elton John, MLB great Tom Glavine, Best Heavyweight Wladimir Klitchsko and hot chicks Amy Smart, Danica Patrick and Katherine McPhee .

March 26th-Sonny Corleone James Caan, NFL greats Marcus Allen & Gino Capelletti & All Time NBA great John Stockton, country star Kenny Chesney who was married to Rene Zellwigger for a while but he shaved that beard pretty quickly.

March 27th-Director Quentin Tarantino who directed Tallent choice movies, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill and of course one of the top 2 movies of all time Pulp Fiction, also with birthdays on the 27th are hot chicks Taliso Soto, Malia Jones, Mariah Carey and the ultimate butter face Fergie.

March 28th-hot chick Shanna Moakler, and actor Vince Vaughn who's been in Tallent choice pics Swingers, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Starsky & Hutch, & Old School.

Also on March 28th 1930, the ancient Turkish city of Constantinople changes its name to Istanbul. So it's true when they say:
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

March 29th-Trophy Cy Young,smoker Joe Frazier hot chick Lucy Lawless, & all time great hot chick Elle McPherson.

March 30th-Dick Tracy star Warren Beatty, legacy key holder Ian Zering, fast car owner Tracy Chapman, race horse Secretariat and hot chick Donna Derrico.

March 31st- Al Gore WHHAAAAAAAAAA I'm Al Gore WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA there were hanging chad's WHAAAAAAAAAAAA I complain about the election but I couldn't even win my own state WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA the ice is melting WHAAAAAAAAAAA, hockey great Gordie Howe and the one and only Christopher Walken who makes any movie better just by being in it.





So that's it for now, April birthdays and lots of other shit next time. Thanks for reading.



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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Blogger Hiatus


I'm going to put off on a real post until the new computer gets here. It has been ordered and should be here around April 7th. I just wanted to keep my readers in the loop. So be on the lookout in about a week for the new and improved B?IHKH! I got a lot on my mind from the Legend Robert Hayes, Neil Young being a big huge fat twat, Andrea always thinking about herself and why Maury Povich might be out of business. Thanks for your patience please check in in a week or so.