Thursday, June 19, 2008

George Bush causing more floods










Congratulations Mr. & Mrs.Tax, who were married May 24th in The Dominican Republic. I heard it was a great time. From the pics posted above, I know for a fact Tax's old man and Zeek had a good time.

I always knew Obama liked fried chicken, but I never knew he was a chicken. McCain challenged that pussy to 10 town meeting, Lincoln/Douglas style debates, but the lily-livered Democrat declined. Instead suggested having 1 debate on the 4th of July. What a cunt, wants to have a debate on a day were most of America wouldn't be paying attention.Probably because he's an unpatriotic zealot that doesn't celebrate Independence Day. Obama couldn't possibly do 10 debates, since his whole platform is "Blah Blah Blah, change, Blah, Blah change"

I got this email the other day, supposedly it's written buy some housewife in Jersey. It was titled "Angry Woman", I don't know about angry, maybe she is, all I know is that she is right:
Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field d in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat. I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques. I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide . I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights. In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care. When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don't care. When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't care. When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care. And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and you guessed it-I don't care!!


More terrible flooding in the mid-west, WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA where's FEMA WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA George Bush hates white people, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

It would be a HUGE mistake if NBC picks Keith Oberman to replace Tim Russert as Meet the Press moderator. Russert was a fairly liberal democrat but you would never know it from him being on TV. Russert was able to put his personal beliefs and politics aside to bring forth non-partisan reporting. This is something Oberman cannot do, he's left of Stalin and he loves to show it.

More college clowns causing trouble after a championship. But I had to laugh at some suckerboy smith from Southboro who went into cardiac arrest while running from the cops.

How old is that Betty White, she's still sharp as a tack. I was watching her on that game show "Password" and her partner was a complete moron, but Betty kept guessing the password. Betty carried that chick to like $100,000.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, Big ups to Sam Cassell. Doc tried to put him in the game, during the 4th quarter of the clinching blow out, but Sam declined and told Doc that's been there before and to let the other guys be on the floor for the championship.

Why is it when someone is going on vacation or to a wedding or something, people say "Have a great time!" . Do people need to reminded to have a great time? There not going to Aruba to have a lousy time.

I don't know how or why I started watching the movie, Reno 911: Miami Beach. But I'm glad I did. Very funny. I never seen the show and never really wanted too, but I do recommend that movie

HOUSTON - A man whose teething infant died after apparently sucking on his father's cocaine-tainted fingers has been sentenced to life in prison.
Man that's tough. If that kid can't handle his high, is it really the fathers fault.

Birthdays
June 16th-Family Patriarch, Cookie Tallent; star golfer Phil Mickelson; Hot Chicks Yamsime Bleeth & May Anderson



June 17th-Hot Chick, Paulina Rubio
Also on June 17th 1775: In the early days of the Revolutionary War, British troops attack Massachusetts militiamen in the Battle of Bunker Hill. The British suffer high casualties but capture the American position. 233 years latter Bunker Hill is a shitty college and phony holiday that I don't get off.
June 18th- MLB Hall of Famer Lou Brock; current NLF star Antonio Gates; former NFL star Bruce Smith & Paul McCartny who wrote the song "Who let he Dogs out"
June 19th-MLB legend and terrible disease, Lou Gehrig; NBA star, Dirk Nowitzki; & hot chicks Poppy Montgomery, Rebeca Loos, & Zoe Saldana
Also on June 19th 1955: Americans Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, convicted of passing nuclear weapons information to the Soviet Union, are executed.
That's pissa, that would never happen today. The bleeding heart lawyers and judges of today would make sure all they got was 2 weeks in a resort somewhere.

June 20th-MLB Star Carlos Lee; one of the biggest stars in the history of the world, Lionel
Ritchie & The most decorated soldier of WWII, Audey Murphy.

After the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, Murphy (then just 16 years old) tried to enlist in the military, but the services rejected him for being underage. In June 1942, shortly after his 17th birthday (sister Corrine adjusted his birth date so he appeared to be 18 and legally allowed to enlist, and his war memoirs, To Hell and Back, maintained this misinformation, leading to later confusion and contradictory statements as to his year of birth), Murphy was accepted into the United States Army, at Greenville, after being turned down by the Marines and the paratroopers for being too short (5'5"/1.65 m) and of slight build.He was sent to Camp Wolters, Texas, for basic training and during a session of close order drill, passed out. His company commander tried to have him transferred to a cook and bakers' school because of his baby-faced youthfulness, but Murphy insisted on becoming a combat soldier. His wish was granted: after 13 weeks of basic training, he was sent to Fort Meade, Maryland for advanced infantry training.

Murphy still had to "fight the system" to get overseas and into combat. His persistence paid off, and in early 1943 he was shipped out to Casablanca, Morocco as a replacement in Company B, 1st Battalion, 15th Infantry Regiment (United States), 3rd Infantry Division. Murphy saw no action in Africa, but instead participated in extensive training maneuvers along with the rest of the 3rd Division. His combat initiation finally came when he took part in the liberation of Sicily on July 10, 1943. Shortly after arriving, Murphy was promoted to corporal after killing two Italian officers as they tried to escape on horseback. He contracted malaria while in Sicily, an illness which put him in the hospital several times during his Army years.
After Sicily was secured from the Germans, the 3rd Division invaded the Italian mainland, landing near Salerno in September 1943. While leading a night patrol, Murphy and his men ran into German soldiers but fought their way out of an ambush, taking cover in a rock quarry. The German command sent a squad of soldiers in but they were stopped by intense machine-gun and rifle fire: Three German soldiers were killed and several others captured. For his actions at Salerno, Murphy was promoted to sergeant.
Murphy distinguished himself in combat on many occasions while in Italy, fighting at the Volturno River,at the Anzio beachhead,and in the cold, wet Italian mountains. While in Italy, his instinctive skills as a combat infantryman earned him promotions and decorations for valor.
Following its participation in the Italian campaign, the 3rd Division invaded Southern France on August 15, 1944 (Operation Anvil-Dragoon). Shortly thereafter, Murphy's best friend, Lattie Tipton (referred to as "Brandon" in Murphy's book To Hell and Back), was killed while approaching a German soldier who was feigning surrender. Murphy went into a rage, and single-handedly wiped out the German machine gun crew which had just killed his friend. He then used the German machine gun and grenades to destroy several other nearby enemy positions. For this act, Murphy received the Distinguished Service Cross (second only to the Medal of Honor). During seven weeks of fighting in that campaign in France, Murphy's division suffered 4,500 casualties.
Just weeks later, he received two Silver Stars for further heroic actions. Murphy, by now a staff sergeant and holding the position of Platoon Sergeant, was eventually awarded a battlefield commission to second lieutenant, which elevated him to the Platoon Leader position. He was wounded in the hip by a sniper's ricocheting bullet 12 days after the promotion and spent ten weeks recuperating. Within days of returning to his unit, and still bandaged, he became company commander (January 25, 1945), and suffered further wounds from a mortar round which killed two others nearby.
The next day, January 26 (the temperature was 14 degrees with 24 inches of snow on the ground), the battle at Holtzwihr (France) began with Murphy's unit at an effective strength of 19 out of 128. Murphy sent all of his men to the rear while he took pot-shots at the Germans until out of ammunition. He then proceeded to use an abandoned, burning tank destroyer's .50 caliber machine gun to cut into the German infantry at a distance, including one full squad of German infantry that had crawled in a ditch to within 100 feet of his position. Wounded in the leg during heavy fire, he continued this nearly single-handed battle for almost an hour. His focus on the battle before him stopped only when his telephone line to the artillery fire direction center was cut by either U.S. or German artillery. As his remaining men came forward, he quickly organized them to conduct a counter attack,[which ultimately drove the enemy away from Holtzwihr. These actions earned Murphy the Medal of Honor.
Murphy was then removed from the front lines and made a liaison officer; he was promoted to 1st lieutenant on February 22, 1945. On June 2, 1945, Lt. Gen. Alexander Patch, commander of the US Seventh Army, presented him with the Medal of Honor and Legion of Merit. The Legion of Merit was awarded for outstanding services with the 3rd Infantry Division during January 22, 1944 to February 18, 1945. On June 10, Murphy left Paris by plane, arriving in San Antonio, Texas four days later.
Audie Murphy received 33 US medals, plus five medals from France and one from Belgium. It has been said that he received every US medal available at the time; 5 of them awarded more than once.
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