Sunday, June 29, 2008

More Straight Talk


I've said long ago that the problem with this country is that elected leaders just see them selves on a team either left or right, republican or democrat. Where it should be one team, the USA team. Vote of a bill because it's the right thing to do, not because it fits your party guidelines. That's why John McCain needs to be our next president. You think he gives a shit about pissing off the good old boys in his party. Johnny Boy fights for what he believes not what his party believes or what the popular thing to do is.

Anyone that doesn't like what McCain has to say in this video, doesn't care about this country they care about there party winning. I was so fucking fired up when I heard this speech, he's so dead on here it's not even funny.





As if we needed more proof that Muslim extremist faggots can't be trusted, Gaza militants fired two rockets into southern Israel on Thursday, further straining a shaky, week-old truce as Israel kept vital Gaza border crossings closed in response.
The rocket attack, the second since the cease-fire took effect.



Thousands of protesters took to the streets of Soul, South Korea after the South Korean government said it will resume imports of U.S. beef.
What ungrateful little pricks these South Koreans are. If they don't want grade A, U.S. cattle then fuck'em, give it to me, I love it. Let them keep making there beef and broccoli with dog meat instead of the good shit.

I used to love John Cusack, but now he's dead to me. Now's a big anti-McCain spokesman for move on.com. Yeah Cussack's moved on, moved on from going good movies to doing complete crap like "Must love Dogs"

We lost a good one in George Carlin.






WINFIELD, Mo. - The swollen Mississippi River burst through yet another levee Tuesday, not endangering any towns but proving to anxious Midwesterners that the high water is still a threat.
My god George Bush, why do you keep smashing these levees, have you no mercy!?

Hearing your kid fart through the baby monitor is funny every time, it never gets old.

As if we needed another reason to hate ESPN, I give you another one. You go to there web site and almost every article worth reading you can't because you have to be an ESPN insider and pay to read it. Every other sports web site in the world, Sports Illustrated, Foxsports.com, CBSsportlsline, The Sporting News, ect. lets you read there articles for free. But the the fags at ESPN make you pay. Fucking Disney has more money than Oprah and it's not enough that there getting the money in advertising from all the web hits they want you to pay fringin $40 a year for the so called privilege to read there shit.


Now for the, I hate the World portion of today's post:

Attorneys representing Delaware death row inmates in a class-action lawsuit claim that Brian Steckel was executed in 2005 without the proper anesthesia.Steckel was sentenced to death in 1997 for the 1994 murder of Sandra Lee Long in her apartment near Wilmington. Long was burned to death in a fire Steckel set after strangling her into unconsciousness and raping and sodomizing her .
What the fuck is this world coming to, that were worried if this scumbag piece of shit was registered proper anesthesia before he was put to death. Was the poor lady he ass raped and burnt to death given proper anesthesia?


2 stories that make me wish there was a real life Punisher


MINEOLA, Texas - In the windowless front rooms of a former day care center in a tiny Texas community, children as young as 5 were fed powerful painkillers they knew as "silly pills" and forced to perform sex shows for a crowd of adults.


A MOTHER is accused of partially skinning her caged son and feeding it to relatives. Kalra Mauerova, 31, of Brno in the Czech Republic, wept in court as she admitted torturing her son Ondrej, and his ten-year-old brother, Jakub. Ms Mauerova, a member of the Grail Movement cult, caged Ondrej for months while relatives, also members of the cult, ate his raw flesh, a judge heard yesterday. The court in Brno heard the family sexually abused the boys and made them cut themselves with knives. The boys said they were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables and made to stand for days in their own urine.

Birthdays

June 20th-Actor, Peter Crombie You probably know him better as "Crazy Joe Davola"



June 21st-Baskeball great Pistol Pete Maravich. Pistol Pete averaged a fringin amazing 44.2 points a game in college! In ten NBA seasons, Maravich, a five time NBA All-Star, scored 15,948 points in 658 games for a 24.2 points per game average (16th All Time).Pistol Pete did all this all while being a booze face, very impressive.
Also on June 21st 1997 The New York Liberty defeated the Los Angeles Sparks 67-57 in the inaugural game of the Women's National Basketball Association. 11 years latter and nobody still gives a shit.
June 22nd-MLB great Carl Hubbell
Also on June 22nd 1941 Germany breaks the nonaggression pact signed with Russia in 1939, as Germany invades the Soviet Union, sending over 3 million troops across the border. Bad move by Hitler. If he ever gave Rommel even half of these troops to continue the fighting in Northern Africa, WWII as we know it would be completly different. Rommel was beating the shit out of Great Britain in Africa and had them on the run until Hilter stop sending reinforcements to the region. If Rommel had this kind of a troop surge he could of pushed right through the Mid-East and India and could of possible linked up with the Japs in Burma(you may know it was Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me). That would of caused a real pain in the prick for the Allied Forces.
June 23rd-NFL great LaDainian Tomlinson; and a could be hot chick Duffy. I guess she's new and sings. Haven't seen enough of her to give her hot chick status but she looks promising.
June 24th-Boxing great Jack Dempsey& super duper hot chick & Tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova
June 25th-Singer, Carly Simon, who is famous for singing "Your so vain, you probably think this song is about you" Is this chick for real, the fucking song is about him, so he's right for thinking so and realy isn't that vain.
June 26th-Tax evader, Derek Jeter
June 27th- "LOST" creator JJ Abrams
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Thursday, June 19, 2008

George Bush causing more floods










Congratulations Mr. & Mrs.Tax, who were married May 24th in The Dominican Republic. I heard it was a great time. From the pics posted above, I know for a fact Tax's old man and Zeek had a good time.

I always knew Obama liked fried chicken, but I never knew he was a chicken. McCain challenged that pussy to 10 town meeting, Lincoln/Douglas style debates, but the lily-livered Democrat declined. Instead suggested having 1 debate on the 4th of July. What a cunt, wants to have a debate on a day were most of America wouldn't be paying attention.Probably because he's an unpatriotic zealot that doesn't celebrate Independence Day. Obama couldn't possibly do 10 debates, since his whole platform is "Blah Blah Blah, change, Blah, Blah change"

I got this email the other day, supposedly it's written buy some housewife in Jersey. It was titled "Angry Woman", I don't know about angry, maybe she is, all I know is that she is right:
Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field d in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat. I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques. I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide . I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights. In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care. When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don't care. When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't care. When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care. And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and you guessed it-I don't care!!


More terrible flooding in the mid-west, WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA where's FEMA WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA George Bush hates white people, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

It would be a HUGE mistake if NBC picks Keith Oberman to replace Tim Russert as Meet the Press moderator. Russert was a fairly liberal democrat but you would never know it from him being on TV. Russert was able to put his personal beliefs and politics aside to bring forth non-partisan reporting. This is something Oberman cannot do, he's left of Stalin and he loves to show it.

More college clowns causing trouble after a championship. But I had to laugh at some suckerboy smith from Southboro who went into cardiac arrest while running from the cops.

How old is that Betty White, she's still sharp as a tack. I was watching her on that game show "Password" and her partner was a complete moron, but Betty kept guessing the password. Betty carried that chick to like $100,000.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, Big ups to Sam Cassell. Doc tried to put him in the game, during the 4th quarter of the clinching blow out, but Sam declined and told Doc that's been there before and to let the other guys be on the floor for the championship.

Why is it when someone is going on vacation or to a wedding or something, people say "Have a great time!" . Do people need to reminded to have a great time? There not going to Aruba to have a lousy time.

I don't know how or why I started watching the movie, Reno 911: Miami Beach. But I'm glad I did. Very funny. I never seen the show and never really wanted too, but I do recommend that movie

HOUSTON - A man whose teething infant died after apparently sucking on his father's cocaine-tainted fingers has been sentenced to life in prison.
Man that's tough. If that kid can't handle his high, is it really the fathers fault.

Birthdays
June 16th-Family Patriarch, Cookie Tallent; star golfer Phil Mickelson; Hot Chicks Yamsime Bleeth & May Anderson



June 17th-Hot Chick, Paulina Rubio
Also on June 17th 1775: In the early days of the Revolutionary War, British troops attack Massachusetts militiamen in the Battle of Bunker Hill. The British suffer high casualties but capture the American position. 233 years latter Bunker Hill is a shitty college and phony holiday that I don't get off.
June 18th- MLB Hall of Famer Lou Brock; current NLF star Antonio Gates; former NFL star Bruce Smith & Paul McCartny who wrote the song "Who let he Dogs out"
June 19th-MLB legend and terrible disease, Lou Gehrig; NBA star, Dirk Nowitzki; & hot chicks Poppy Montgomery, Rebeca Loos, & Zoe Saldana
Also on June 19th 1955: Americans Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, convicted of passing nuclear weapons information to the Soviet Union, are executed.
That's pissa, that would never happen today. The bleeding heart lawyers and judges of today would make sure all they got was 2 weeks in a resort somewhere.

June 20th-MLB Star Carlos Lee; one of the biggest stars in the history of the world, Lionel
Ritchie & The most decorated soldier of WWII, Audey Murphy.

After the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, Murphy (then just 16 years old) tried to enlist in the military, but the services rejected him for being underage. In June 1942, shortly after his 17th birthday (sister Corrine adjusted his birth date so he appeared to be 18 and legally allowed to enlist, and his war memoirs, To Hell and Back, maintained this misinformation, leading to later confusion and contradictory statements as to his year of birth), Murphy was accepted into the United States Army, at Greenville, after being turned down by the Marines and the paratroopers for being too short (5'5"/1.65 m) and of slight build.He was sent to Camp Wolters, Texas, for basic training and during a session of close order drill, passed out. His company commander tried to have him transferred to a cook and bakers' school because of his baby-faced youthfulness, but Murphy insisted on becoming a combat soldier. His wish was granted: after 13 weeks of basic training, he was sent to Fort Meade, Maryland for advanced infantry training.

Murphy still had to "fight the system" to get overseas and into combat. His persistence paid off, and in early 1943 he was shipped out to Casablanca, Morocco as a replacement in Company B, 1st Battalion, 15th Infantry Regiment (United States), 3rd Infantry Division. Murphy saw no action in Africa, but instead participated in extensive training maneuvers along with the rest of the 3rd Division. His combat initiation finally came when he took part in the liberation of Sicily on July 10, 1943. Shortly after arriving, Murphy was promoted to corporal after killing two Italian officers as they tried to escape on horseback. He contracted malaria while in Sicily, an illness which put him in the hospital several times during his Army years.
After Sicily was secured from the Germans, the 3rd Division invaded the Italian mainland, landing near Salerno in September 1943. While leading a night patrol, Murphy and his men ran into German soldiers but fought their way out of an ambush, taking cover in a rock quarry. The German command sent a squad of soldiers in but they were stopped by intense machine-gun and rifle fire: Three German soldiers were killed and several others captured. For his actions at Salerno, Murphy was promoted to sergeant.
Murphy distinguished himself in combat on many occasions while in Italy, fighting at the Volturno River,at the Anzio beachhead,and in the cold, wet Italian mountains. While in Italy, his instinctive skills as a combat infantryman earned him promotions and decorations for valor.
Following its participation in the Italian campaign, the 3rd Division invaded Southern France on August 15, 1944 (Operation Anvil-Dragoon). Shortly thereafter, Murphy's best friend, Lattie Tipton (referred to as "Brandon" in Murphy's book To Hell and Back), was killed while approaching a German soldier who was feigning surrender. Murphy went into a rage, and single-handedly wiped out the German machine gun crew which had just killed his friend. He then used the German machine gun and grenades to destroy several other nearby enemy positions. For this act, Murphy received the Distinguished Service Cross (second only to the Medal of Honor). During seven weeks of fighting in that campaign in France, Murphy's division suffered 4,500 casualties.
Just weeks later, he received two Silver Stars for further heroic actions. Murphy, by now a staff sergeant and holding the position of Platoon Sergeant, was eventually awarded a battlefield commission to second lieutenant, which elevated him to the Platoon Leader position. He was wounded in the hip by a sniper's ricocheting bullet 12 days after the promotion and spent ten weeks recuperating. Within days of returning to his unit, and still bandaged, he became company commander (January 25, 1945), and suffered further wounds from a mortar round which killed two others nearby.
The next day, January 26 (the temperature was 14 degrees with 24 inches of snow on the ground), the battle at Holtzwihr (France) began with Murphy's unit at an effective strength of 19 out of 128. Murphy sent all of his men to the rear while he took pot-shots at the Germans until out of ammunition. He then proceeded to use an abandoned, burning tank destroyer's .50 caliber machine gun to cut into the German infantry at a distance, including one full squad of German infantry that had crawled in a ditch to within 100 feet of his position. Wounded in the leg during heavy fire, he continued this nearly single-handed battle for almost an hour. His focus on the battle before him stopped only when his telephone line to the artillery fire direction center was cut by either U.S. or German artillery. As his remaining men came forward, he quickly organized them to conduct a counter attack,[which ultimately drove the enemy away from Holtzwihr. These actions earned Murphy the Medal of Honor.
Murphy was then removed from the front lines and made a liaison officer; he was promoted to 1st lieutenant on February 22, 1945. On June 2, 1945, Lt. Gen. Alexander Patch, commander of the US Seventh Army, presented him with the Medal of Honor and Legion of Merit. The Legion of Merit was awarded for outstanding services with the 3rd Infantry Division during January 22, 1944 to February 18, 1945. On June 10, Murphy left Paris by plane, arriving in San Antonio, Texas four days later.
Audie Murphy received 33 US medals, plus five medals from France and one from Belgium. It has been said that he received every US medal available at the time; 5 of them awarded more than once.
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Special Post



After game 4 of the NBA finals, I was so excited about the Celtics comeback , I decided to have 2 quick shots of orange vodka and write post about what I just saw. Well somehow while typing the post I hit a button and POOF the post was gone. I guess I was pretty drunk because it turns out I was writing the post on my Yahoo Email instead of the blog web site. That's the good news the post saved as a draft and even though it is incomplete, I'm able to at least post what I had written to that point. So now with out further ado, the drunk post game 4 post........






Holy shit! Holy shit I can't believe the Celtics just won that game. I don't care what the point difference was in that NJ playoff game. That was the greatest playoff comeback in the history of the NBA. I apologize for everything I ever said about just Ray Allen, he's been the most consist ant of the big 3. This is a game we'll be telling are children about. As much as Doc drives me bonkers, he's doing something right, to get that teams head out of there ass. It's a lot like Francona were I sometimes pull my hair out, about the rotations(lineups) but I guess they know best. Doc's willingness to go small was (pun intended) HUGE. I love me some Rondo's but in this series Posey out there with Allen handling the ball is a better matchup.If you don't think that game was exciting, just look at what I did to a perfectly good wife-beater.

I I don't really remember the great C's teams of the 80's but from what I've seen and read, James Posey is this generations Cedric Maxwell. Game 1 PJ was the man off the bench, game 2 it was Powe white trash, but shaved Posey has been the constant the whole series. playing hard, hitting 3's, he's covered both Kobe and Gasol in big moments and knoc....






Well, that's were I lose it but you get the jest of it.






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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Dead Reporters and Another Shady Obama Buddy

Terrible floods in the Mid-West, house's literally floating away. Cities and towns under water, but do you see any looting? Where's Wolf Blitzer crying, so poor, so white? Where's the national outrage at Fema?
















If Obama isn't bad enough, they company he keeps is even worse. We know about his racist buddies, Farakan and Rev. Wright. But what about Jim Johnson, manager of Obama Barak's vice presidential search team.
Johnson, the former chairman of mortgage lender Fannie Mae, received loans with the help of the CEO of Countrywide Financial Corp., which is part of a federal investigation in the midst of the subprime mortgage crisis

Sad to see Tim Russert croak this week. Russert was simply the best at what he did. At a time when TV is full of phonies, you could tell Russert was the genuine article. Whether it be one of his debates, or while moderating Meet the Press Russert was like boxing referee Joe Cortez, "firm but fair". Every time time I see Russet I think of my first general election. Staying up to the crack of dawn watching Russert report all the twist and turns of the 2000 general election. At the time I was a drunk 20 year old that didn't know the electoral college from Providence College, but Russert broke it down perfectly with simply a white board and a sharpie. It was Russert who told us all "Florida is the Key" well before the night was over. Here he is commenting on Hilary's Sniper Fire.

















Another broadcast legend Jim McKay died last week. McKay was the host of ABC's Wide World of Sports, but is probably remembered for his reporting of the 1972 Olympic terror tragedy, when PLO terrorist kidnapped and eventually murdered 11 Israeli athletes. McKay was on the air 16 straight hours right up until the very end. I wonder if that happened to today how ESPN would handle it. Would they leave that goof ball Chris Berman on the air, so he could say something like, "We just got word that the latest Israeli athlete to be murdered was Kahat "Jersey" Shor . Or would it be Stuart Scott on air to say "these PLO are cooler than the other side of the pillow"
Both Russert and McKay will be missed. You just don't get reporters like that anymore, for now were stuck with hacks like Kieth Oberman and Berman.
That restaurant in the North End, Strega, can go to hell. First those stupid commercials, and then they bump my buddies reservation to get fringin Kevin Millar a table.

Did you know the Holocaust isn't taught in schools in Great Britain because it offends Muslims. This blows my mind!
The Muslims are like the Skrulls, there already taking over and we don't even know it.

I would love for Yankee Candle to make a candle that smelled like a grill full of meat.

Even though Bono and U2 are played out, it doesn't give Johnny Coldpay the right to pretend he's Bono
"Get Smart" will be the Surprise hit of the summer.

Did you see this kid that's catching Little League games with one leg. Amazing!
















Summer is here and with gas prices on the rise there are more bikes on the road than ever. Communist riding bicycles on the street have always been a pain in the ass in Cambridge, there every where getting the way of traffic. I'm not surprised a commuter, finally fed up with the bikes, wasn't going to take it anymore.














WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ed Mcmahon can't pay his mortgage WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Ed owes $600,000 dollars on his $4.8 Million dollar house, but I just can't feel for the old prick, Like I said, he's an old prick, what does a man that's 124 years old need a $5 million dollar house for? Where's all the money he got from riding Johnny's coattails? Super fraud Jay Leno's PR man had this to say: "Everybody loves Ed. Jay and others on the show are discussing how they can help him." Jay and the others!? What other's ?Leno farts $600,000, if he wanted to , he could help McMahon in a heartbeat

Birthdays


June 8th-Hot Chicks, Julianna margulies; Lexa Doig; Maria Menounos and Frank Costanza actor Jerry Stiller






June 9th- Hot Chick and very good actress Natalie Portman



















June 10th- Hots Chicks Jenny Tallent,;Gina Gershon; & Elizabeth Hurley
11th-Great actor Gene Wilder, who started in such Tallent Choice Picks as Blazzing Sadels, Young Frankenstein and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory & MLB star Jose Reyes
12th- The Forty First President of the USA, George HW Bush; and super-duper hot chick Adriana Lima




















June 13th- Hot Chicks, Leann Tweeden & Brande Roderick


June 14th-The Don, Donald Trump

15-Rap Legend Ice Cube & Star of one of the great movies of all time, Airplane!; Julie Hagerty
















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Saturday, June 7, 2008

An Ants Life

So it's the Celtics and Lakers for the NBA championship. Did you know they've played each other in the finals before? One of the news stations reported that.

I think the AIDS have gone right to Magic Johnson's head. He looks fine physically, but man is he a dummy.

I can't understand why Griffey's quest for 600 home runs isn't getting more attention. This is the greatest professional baseball player of our life time and he gets no credit. Does ESPN and the rest of the media favor cheaters? Anytime that sorry excuse of a human being, Barry Bonds was close to a milestone, ESPN would have Pedro Gomez there for Bonds every bowel movement.

I didn't know Patriots Offensive lineman Nick Kazcur hung outside PS Deli.

The best name in sports......no the best name in the world is BJ Upton. Simply because the the BJ stands for Bossman Junior!

Memorial Day commemorates U.S. men and women who perished while in military service to their country. So is it right to say "Happy Memorial Day"?

According to some NYC night club bouncers, a growing number of young men have been slathering their chests with Preparation H, the hemorrhoid creme. The active ingredient in the creme works by constricting blood vessels around the treated area, causing less blood and fluid to be fed into the surrounding muscle. As a result, tissue constricts giving muscles a more defined look, in theory. People got the idea from bodybuilders who apply it to their biceps, love handles, etc in order to look more defined for competitions.
I guess this makes sense, since you do apply Preparation H to assholes.

You can now place an order with Papa Johns with a text message. Fucking genius! I love that.

Boston's Mayor Menino had "no comment" when asked about city public works employees watching TV and having cookouts while on the job. Got to love the double standard, he has no comment on these guys but can't stop bitching and moaning when a fireman calls in sick.


Actor Harold Perrineau who played/plays Michael on LOST bitched and moaned that he was killed off the show because he was black. IS HE FUCKING KIDDING? Did he see this season, they were killing off everyone, white, black, and Korean.
Speaking of LOST the best actor you've never heard of has to be Michael Emerson who plays Benjamin Linus on the show. If that guys doesn't win an Emmy then I don't know what the hell's going on.

I would hate to be an ant. The other day I was taking my dog for a walk and he stopped to take a piss on a tree. I looked down and I noticed that he was taking a leak right on thousands of ants. Imagine your doing your thing, gathering food, making a home, and all of a sudden a giant animal comes along and drowns you and everyone you know in piss. That's no way to live.

If the song "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket doesn't inspire you to want to drink your face off, than you better check your pulse.

It has been 873 days since Senator Obama's one and only visit to Iraq. Yet, despite zero first hand knowledge of conditions on the ground since the change in strategy, Senator Obama advocates withdrawal of U.S. troops. While he is happy to hold unconditional presidential meetings with the world's worst dictators, he has yet to meet with General Petraeus about the improving conditions in Iraq. Before Senator Obama decides to override the recommendations of our commanders in the field and surrender the flight, he should have the judgment to see for himself first-hand the conditions on the ground.

Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played."As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides," Obama said. "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it."
WHAT!?!?! Don't want to take sides? Let's get this straight, your running for president of the United States but your not actually on our side? The flag is a symbol of oppression to many people? What does the American flag mean to you you commie dirt bag. Fuck you. I'd like to teach the world to sing? Get bent Obama. I'd like to teach the world to spit in your face.

Have you ever looked at the history on your Google task bar to see what you've searched for in the past? It can be pretty funny. Some of the things I've searched for that made me laugh were: Obama blowing coke, Who raped Kelly Taylor, Jews are coming, Hanna Montana dressed like a whore, girls doing cocaine, parrot with an erection & smelling a fart.


June 2nd-Hot Chick Nikki Cox
June 3rd-MLB Star Travis Hafner
June 4th-Hot Chicks Izabella Scorupco and Angelina Jolie, Angie was one of the hottest on the planet and I guess she still is but she's lost a lot of her luster with all the adoptions and thinking she's the messiah.
June 5th-NFL star Tory Holt; great actor Ron Livingston, Livingston's been in some great shit, Swingers, Band of Brothers, Office Space, but he has a enormous blemish on his filmography with his Sex and the City stint & Curb Your Enthusiasm actor Jeff Garlin








June 6th-Freddy Kruger; Pig Vomit, Paul Giamatti
also on June 6th 1944- The largest seaborne invasion in history, known as D-Day, over 120,000 Allied troops land on the beaches of Normandy in German-occupied northern France.








June 7th-Legendary crooners Tom Jones & Dean Martin; hot tennis ex-tennis player Anna Kournikova, funny bastard Michael Cera who all ready as a teenager has stared in the terrific sitcom Arrested Development, and Tallent choice movies, Juno & SuperBad; and NBA star Allen Iverson












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Monday, June 2, 2008

Obama's 60 State Initiative

During the 2nd game of the Celts/Pisstons series Mike Breen yelled out "Wallace and Garnett are really banging each other down low!" AHAHAHA come on dude you know you can't say something like that.

Maybe I am getting through to the public. The ratings for "Oprah's Big Give" were terrible. Finally America has seen enough of that fat piece of shit, patting herself on the back for being rich.

It makes me sick to know that Chris Berman & Stuart Scott get paid big dough to broadcast sports and sports news to America. Do people still find them entertaining? I find them despicable.

Last week Obama said "WHAAAAAA don't mention my wife WHAAAAAAAA" Sorry Obama, if your wife wants to speak publicly than she's fair game. Especially if she says things like she's never been proud of her country before. Obama goes on to say "If they think that they're going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful because that I find unacceptable, the notion that you start attacking my wife or my family." Oh yeah tough guy, what are you going to do? I mentioned that bitch in an earlier post, and will continue to blast her and everything Obama during the General Election, what's Obama going to do about it?



I makes me sick to see the press just let Obama off the hook for all his mistakes. If McCain, or anyone else for that matter said he's visited 57 states and he still has one to go, the press would be killing him for it, but not with there chosen one Obama, it just gets swept under the rug.

Was this just a case of misspeaking? He think clearly thinks about it for a moment before he says 57 states, with 1 to go, but he couldn't visit Alaska or Hawaii. So is that 60 states Obama has us up to now.

I guess Obama has the same powers as the kid in the 6th sense because he see's dead people.


Remember when Hilary lied and said she landed in Yugoslavia under sniper fire, and all the well deserved heat she took for lying, well why does Obama get to lie? He says his uncle was one of the troops that liberated Auwitz in WWII. Oh really asshole? Every book I've ever read says the Russians liberated Autiwz, so your uncle was in the Red Army in 1945? Nope, your just a liar trying to get the Jew vote.



The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol. Now, I'm not down with the spousal abuse but, who isn't addicted to pot, and booze. I'd be worried about someone if they weren't hooked on weed and beers.



You'll be hard pressed to find a better run of songs than tracks 3-10 on Kings of Leon album "Because of the times"
On Call, McFearless, Black Thumbnail, My Party, True Love Way, Ragoo, Fans). Perfect for a ride, say from Needham to Southie.

File this under be careful what you wish for. A government spokesman says 25 people have died in flash floods in eastern Ethiopia. Isn't Ethiopia always complaining about droughts? I guess in Ethiopia when it finally rains it's pours.

Birthdays
23rd-Hot chick and dancing champ Kelly Monaco
24th-Sox 3-0 fat man Bartlolo Colon; hot chick Elissa Bridges; and NBA superstar Tracy McGrady
25th-Hot Chick Molly Sims, and NFL Superstar Brian Urlacher
26th-Cinematic legend John Wayne
27th- Andre 3000, amazing that's his real name; 2 time Memorial Day Bar Golf Tournament MVP Baz D
28th-All time top athlete Jim Thorpe who's one of the most versatile athletes in modern sports, he won Olympic gold medals in the pentathlon and decathlon, played football collegiately and professionally, and also played professional baseball and basketball. He subsequently lost his Olympic titles when it was found he was paid for playing two seasons of minor league baseball before competing in the games (thus violating the amateur status rules).; friend of McCain, Rudy Giuliani; and hot chick Kylie Minogue. I had the chance to ask Al Pacino what he thought of Kylie and he had this to say.





29th-Inferior composer,Danny Elfman
30th-King of the One Liners, Benny Goodman, Wrestling and drug legend Jake the Snake Roberts, and the newest member of the 500 home run club Manny Ramirez, Manny had the fourth highest career batting average at the time of his 500th homer, that's pretty impressive stuff

31st-Miller's market regular,Clint Eastwood; most overrated football player in history, Joe Namath; piece of shit that's always in the playoffs, Kenny Lofton; and MLB superstar Jake Peavy

June 1-Historic piece of ass that the Kennedy's murdered like a dog, but all the papers had to say is that she was found in the nude, Marilyn Monroe; MLB star Carlos' Beltran and Zambrano; Great actor Morgan Freeman, if you never heard my Morgan Freeman impersonation just ask(the drunker I am the better the impersonation); hot chick Shae Marks; super hot chick,'>Heidi Klum.



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