What the Fuck

Big ups to Jimmy Skroner who burnt the new My Morning Jacket and Raconteurs albums for me. 2 terrific cd's. Almost everything on MMJ's Evil Urges is great. But the standouts are Touch me, I'm going to Scream If You Don't Parts 1 & 2, Highly Suspicious( I think I'm the only person that likes this song), I'm Amazed & Aluminum Park but The song librarian really touches my heart, I know that make me sound like a fagalia but it's the truth. The hits of the Raconteurs, Consolers for The Lonely, are: the title track, Many Shades of Black, Salute your Solution and Old Enough the last song Carolina Drama is quite the tale. My only problem with the Raconteurs is there name. What the fuck is that? I can't even say it. What happened to the easy ones. The Animals, The Beatles, The Who, The Strokes. What the fuck is a Raconteurs.





I love all the speculation on who the running mates will be. Who gives a shit! Your voting for president not vice president. The VP never does shit, so why do we care who it is. Quayle? Cheaney? Nobody gave a shit about Gore until he cried about the polar bears. (*PROOF THAT POLAR BEARS ARE DOING JUST FINE NEXT BLOG*)

What a piece of shit Obama really is, a fucking jerk. Goes all over the world kissing babies and asses, apologizing for how lousy the USA is, but he decides to skip his visit to the Vets hospital in Germany. The Obama people will have you believe that the Pentagon told him he couldn't go, but all they told him was he could go, but he couldn't bring the cameras. Well if Obama can't turn it into a fucking commercial why would he go. Obama blew off the visit and decided to go the gym instead.
People are so in love with Obama, they never take the time to think that the shit he's promising is just undoable. He's promised universal health care for everyone in the country. Not just the citizens, BUT ILLEGALS TOO! Where's the $ coming from for that? Instead of worrying about people that are illegally in this country having health insurance, he should be concerned about the citizens with coverage and how much it's costing them. I make a pretty decent wage and have no fucking money because of how much I have to pay towards health insurance. I mean if it cost a quarter to shit, I'd have to puke and this jokester is promising lower taxes, free health care, and hand jobs for everyone, it's just not feasible.

I have to apologize to the Kenyans. Obama tells me every time I get in my car to go to work I'm causing the poor pricks of Kenya to starve. Wow I always thought it had more to do with a corrupt government that Obama's father was a part of. If you don't believe me, just ask some of the country's top reporters.....actually don't bother asking, I already did. Here's what they had to say.
"Famine is a result of the country's lopsided agricultural and development priorities," the writer, Tom Kagwe, believes.
An editorial in the Times, which is published by the former ruling Kanu party, similarly believes that the country's food problems are systemic.
"Our development model has divided Kenya into viable and non-viable parts, thus skewing the disbursement of development," it declares.
"The system that turns Kenya into a bi-national tragedy is that which the regime wishes to sustain and which is why we shall have hunger and alms for the foreseeable future," it adds.
The even bigger question", it continues, "is why the government should wait until people perish in order for it to get actively involved".
"It is hypocritical, at best, for the government to pretend that it was not aware that things had reached worrying proportions," it concludes.
It's not my car starving the Kenyans, it's the Kenyans that are starving the Kenyans.


Ya know they saying "I don't give a shit" Well the European soccer club AC Milan does. They gave Kaka a contract that goes until 2013. Also Real Madrid tried to tempt Milan to sell Kaka throughout the close season with an 80 million euro (59 million pounds). So that's 2 soccer clubs that give a shit.


The right of African-Americans to vote in the United States is not permanent according to "View" co-host Whoopi Goldberg. On the July 14 edition, Whoopi echoed the popular Internet rumor from a few years ago that voting rights for African-Americans was set to expire in 2007.
Fucking Whoopi Goldberg said: "Do you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every couple of years? Did you know that they have to vote on the Voting Rights Bill for black folks? Can we just, can one of you candidates- can we just take care of that so I don’t have to worry every year, my God am I not?"
Here is another piece of shit who just like Rosie was put on the View after the world finally realized that there not funny. So like Rosie, Whoopi just goes off spouting nonsense that nobody even thinks to check. The yenta's in there audience just take it as fact and "gasp" at what a shitty country we live in. Twatface Goldberg should check the facts beforehand.
Responding to some rumors, the Department of Justice issued a press release clarifying the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Specifically, the 15th amendment to the Constitution prohibits racial discrimination in voting. The voting rights Act of 1965enforces that Constitutional amendment. Because amendments to the Constitution do not expire, the 15th amendment is permanent.




Yesterday, the brass at ABC News issued orders forbidding reporters to wear lapel pin American flags or other patriotic insignia. Their reasoning was that ABC should
remain neutral about "causes".

CAUSES!?!?!?! What causes, it's the American flag! Are there really people out there that get offended that there the person reporting the news if wearing an American flag!? If so those people can go fuck themselves in the butt. Figures this comes from the same network that brings you the world wide leader in assholes. I'll never watch ABC again.........well that's not true, I'll watch "LOST", but I'll TiVo it so they don't get the ratings. So that's it no more ABC except to tape "LOST".........oh and Monday Night Football, but that's it.

The blue tooth in the ear, has to be the most pompous looks going. It's one thing if your working and and you need a hands free device. But I've seen guys at cookouts and in bars with the stupid thing in the ear. These are the same idiots that make friends on MY Space.

What a sucker boy smith Tony Marchante is. Tried to be a tough guy putting a hit on Dillon, but his goons ended up shooting his daughter the Noxima girl in the face instead.

Christian Bale was arrested in London for allegedly, assaulting his mother and sister. Did those broads think they were going to crack wise to Batman and nothing was going to happen. They had to expect a reaction. There lucky the Dark Knight didn't break there frigin necks.

A straight man, should never bring a Lean Cuisine into work for lunch. Doing so permanently makes you a huge cunt.

Conversations with Tax:
When posed with the question "What makes a man a bigger cunt: being a receptionist or bringing a lean cuisine for lunch" I think Tax hit the nail on the head: "lean cuisine, by far. you could be an intern or something and be a receptionist. you might have just lost your job and you need quick cash and the receptionist gig was there. I can think of many acceptable reasons to be a receptionist. there's only one reason to eat a lean cuisine for lunch, you are a cunt."

If I hear the phrase "Manny being Manny" one more time, I'm going to fucking puke

Titletown USA is Whogivesashitville.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Your only going to hear this on B?IHKH! I have it on good authority that Brett Farve is thinking about coming back to play football.

Conversations with Tam:
Recently my self and Tam agreed that anyone that works in an office and utters the phrase "I didn't get the blue shirt memo today" should be shot on the scene.
Also Tam inquired why I hate the Gynelhals so much. I just gave him the facts that they are 2 jerkoffs that have been in Hollywood all there lives that don't know shit about shit, but like to tell people how the world is supposed to work every chance they get.

Ruth's Chris is the stupidest fucking name for a restaurant.

I try not to judge people who like different music as I do, ya know to each his own. But I really have to question the intelligence of all these Maroon 9 fans.

At least 140 people have died in a stampede at a Hindu temple in the Indian state of Himachal Pradesh.
A rain shelter on the mountain path to the temple collapsed, triggering rumors of a landslide.
Many of the victims were children, trampled to death during the panic. Fifty more people were hurt and are being treated in hospital.
What the fuck!?!? A rumor of a landslide led to the stomping death of 140 people, mostly kids. What the fuck!?!?! I don't even know what to say except What the fuck!?

Reading more into it I found out this wasn't the biggest "stampede" disaster ever. In 12 January 2006, Mina, Saudi Arabia: At least 364 die in a crush during the annual Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca. Officials say the stampede happened after pieces of luggage spilled from moving buses in front of one of the entrances to the bridge of Jamarat, causing pilgrims to trip.
What the Fuck!?!?!?! Some bags fell and that caused 364 people to die?
Fucking Saudi Arabia loves these deadly stampedes:

1 February 2004, Mina, Saudi Arabia: Some 251 pilgrims are trampled to death in a 27-minute stampede during the Hajj.
Officials say many of the victims were not authorized to participate in the Stoning of Satan ritual, after new procedures were introduced following previous stampedes.
9 April 1998, Mina, Saudi Arabia: At least 118 pilgrims die and more than 180 are hurt during the Stoning of Satan ritual. The pilgrims, mostly from Indonesia and Malaysia, are trampled to death after panic erupts when several people fall off an overpass.
2 July 1990, Saudi Arabia: Some 1,426 pilgrims, mainly Asian, die in a huge crush in a tunnel leading to Mecca's holy sites.
The authorities say most died of asphyxiation after the tunnel's ventilation system broke down.
If this proves one thing it's those Saudis are impatient.



Conversations with Seamus:

Myself and Seamus both agree that's asinine that Minute Maids orange juice is so frigin lousy. I mean Minute Man is supposed to be know for it's juice and they can't even get the most common juice right.

Birthdays
July 16th- Banned baseball legend Shoeless Joe Jackson; former hot chick,Phoebe Cates; former NFL superstar Barry Sanders, and the one and only, Will Ferrell. He's played so many great roles. Ron Burgundy and Frank "the tank" Ricard probably being his best one. Of course his countless cameo's and SNL career truly make him one of the top funny men ever.


July 17th-Veteran Actor Donald Sutherland; hot chick Tiffany Taylor and one of the worlds biggest stars David Hasselhoff.

July 18th-Hot chick Elsa Pataky
1969: Senator Edward Kennedy has a few too many and drives his car off a bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts. Although his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, drowns, he fails to report the accident until the following morning, but none the less getting away with murder anyways.
July 19th-Boxing star Vladimir Klitsko
July 20th-LOST star Josh Halloway; NBA Champion Just Ray Allen; and hot chick that Tom Brady bangs Giselle
July 21st- Hot chick Ali Landry
July 22nd-Legendary singer Don Henley
July 23rd- Hot chicks Stephanie Seymour & Carisma Carpenter and Michael Richards, who played one of the greatest characters in TV history, Kramer.


July 24th-Former NBA Superstar Karl Malone, dickhead Barry Bonds, Rogue actor Anna Paquin. Rogue is in Rogue, not Rogue and Hot Chicks Jennifer Lopez, Crista Nicole and Torrie Wilson
July 25th-NFL Hall of Famer Walter Payton
26th-Actor Kevin Spacey, hot chick Kate Beckinsale and director Stanly Kubrick, who directed Tallent Choice Picks, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange and of course The Shinning.
July 27th-Dickhead Arod and hot sports reporter Jill Arrington.
July 28th-NBA star Manu Ginaobli and Elizabeth Berkley who won an Oscor for best actress for her work in Showgirls.
July 29th-Poop
July 30th-McCain buddy, Arnold Schwarzeneggr; & Hot Chick, Jamie Pressley
July 31st- Vampire Killer and Tax evader, Wesley Snipes & Hot Chick Chandra North

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