Phelps for VP!!!

Any pour souls who trespass against us Whether it be beast or man Will suffer the bite or be stung dead on sight By those who inhabit this land For there's is the power and this is the kingdom As sure as the sun does burn So enter this path, but heed these four words,You shall never return...

I don't know why those American Swimmers had to apologize for wearing mask in Beijing. I don't blame them for wearing mask, the whole city is covered in smog, it's distrusting. Speaking of Smog and Global Warming.......

My thoughts on Global warming are this. It's a real thing but not nearly as dire as some would have you believe. But now were living in a green world, everyone is aware of the problem how ever big they see it. Never has there been so much recycling, and never has there been a push like this to use cleaner sources of energy. Both Presidential candidates seem to want to go further with this "green world". Why not, it's not any real hassle to recycle. I love these people that are up in arms when someone wants to build a windmill. Why not, it's free clean energy, build the fucking things everywhere. But I'm getting off my point. The real reason I know that global warming is not as bad as some believe is because of the polar bears. Everyone seems to think since the north pole is melting before our eyes than the Polar Bears must be fucked right? Not so fast. I was at a wedding with a Polar Bear a couple weeks ago and he assured me that him and his crew are doing just fine. Just look at these pics and tell me if this is a guy worried about his home melting.

Sometimes I wonder if Obuma even realizes the shit he's spuing. Obuma loves to exaggerate and lie, take a look:

"Selma Got Me Born" Obama was born 1961 The Selma protest were in 1965. So like everyone else your daddy's cum and your mothers egg got you born.
"My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom" -AHAHA oh really? Your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades.
"My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian" - Are you sure because according to her own interviews she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am . Not to mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.
"My Name is African Swahili" Nope, accourding to my translation your name is Arabic and ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
"I Never Practiced Islam" actually you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
"An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office" Are you sure? Becasue Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.
"Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill" - And why is that? You didn’t write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.
"I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill" you mean the bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.
"I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate" Wrong again, you passed 26, most of which you didn’t write yourself.
"Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn’t Support" Maybe not you, but your wife has received nearly a quater of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.
"Treehouse Is A Small Company" -Really? The CEO of Treehouse last year, made more than the CEO of Wal-Mart, according to public records.
But he does accept money from executives and other employees of oil companies and two of his fundraisers are oil company executives. As of Feb. 29, Obama’s presidential campaign had received nearly $214,000 from oil and gas industry employees and their families, according to an analysis by the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics. Clinton had received nearly $307,000 from industry workers and their families and Republican Sen. John McCain, the likely GOP presidential nominee, received nearly $394,000, according to the center’s totals.
Two of Obama’s fundraisers are Robert Cavnar, the chairman and chief executive of Houston-based Mission Resources Corp., and George Kaiser, the president and CEO of Tulsa-based Kaiser-Francis Oil Co. Source: Associated press via Yahoo News.

Why is it if someone doesn't vote for Obuma because he's black, then that person is a racist. But every black person in America is going to vote for Obuma just because he is black. Isn't that a double standard?

Please don't ever 2nd guess my judgment of character. Since 2004 I've told anyone that would listen that John Edwards is a scumbag. If suing innocent doctors weren't enough, this piece goes and cheats on his wife, who was at home battling cancer.

A HUGE fuck you to Coldplay front man Chris Martin. If it wasn't bad enough that he thinks he's Bono. He's being absolutely bashing the United States every chance he gets on there tour this summer. Here's another mother fucker like Neil Young, that's not even from the U.S. but bitches and moans about how horrible we are. Dude you named your kid Apple, I think you should worry about your self and stop bad mouthing the country that made you a billionaire.

Michael Phelps pees in the pool.

If I've learned one thing being a new father, it's that those Doctor Suess books are fucking hard to read.

Fuck you Panera Bread. The only thing worse then your veggie filled sandwiches are your awful radio commercials. Fuck You

I know that Georgia is #1 in the pre-season College Football poll, but they just got slapped around by Russia.

This picture was taken directly after someone tried to expalin that Russia actually invaded a country to the south of them and not the State in Southest United States.

Birthdays

August 1-No birthdays but, in 1954 The Yangtze River floods in China, killing 40,000 people and forcing 10 million others to leave their homes. China blames George Bush for the floods, loots the city and shoots at the National Guard when they come to help. Oh that wasn't China?
Aug 2nd- MLB Star Grady Sizemore & TV Legend Caroll O'Connor who played the great character Archie Bunker


Aug 3rd-Legenary Crooner Tony Bennett and "LOST" Hot Chick Evangeline Lilly
Aug 4th-Vetern Actor Billy Bob Thorton, Legendary Musicaian Louie Armstrong "Lost" star Daniel Dae Kim and 2 super dickheads Roger Clemans and Barrak Osama I mean Obama.
Aug 5th-NBA great Patrick Ewing, MLB Star Carl Crawford, hot golfer Paula Creamer( Creamer? I hardly know her!) and Pat Smear. I have no idea who Pat Smear is but his name sounds like Pamsmear and I think that's great.
Also on Aug 5 1962: Movie star Marilyn Monroe is found murdered by Bobby Kennedy at her home in Los Angeles, California.
Aug 6th-Great Actor Robert Michum, and hot chicks, Adrianne Curry, Michelle Yeoh, Lisa Boyle, porn star Asian Carrera, and Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.
Aug 7th-Hot Chick Charlize Theron & "Hello Newman" Wayne Knight.



Aug 8th-Ok tennis player Roger Federer & Hot Chick Meagan Good
Aug 9th-Celtic Great Bob Cousy & hot chick Nikki Zeiring.
Also on August 9th, 1848: The Free-Soil Party, a third party organized to oppose the further extension of slavery into American territories, nominates former president Martin Van Buren for president. A century and a hlaf latter The Free-Soil Party evloves into a New York Street gang their sign is crossing the hands, with one hand with all the fingers 'up' and spread out. The other hand has all but the thumb and pointer finger up, for a total of eight (8). The gang is named for the 8th President of the United States, Martin Van Buren
Aug 10th-# of the USA, Herbert Hoover "Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again......" & hot chicks Lisa Dergan, Angie Harmon, & Devon Aoki
Aug 11th-Hot Chick Carolyn Murphy & the most popular Professional wrestler ever Hulk Hogan
Aug 12th-MLB Great Christy Mathewson; Tennis Great Peter Sampras; and hot chicks Rebecca Gayheart & Dominique Swan

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