Taxes, Bold Solutions & The World's Fastest Man

I don't ever remember being so into the Olympics as I was during these past Summer Games. I would watch anything that was a race or had a score. Any of the events that are judged I think are unwatchable. This guy will do what looks to like an impressive super flip off a platform and the color commentator will say "oh that wasn't very good". I don;t know it looked pretty fucking good to me. That's why I can't watch the judged events I have no idea what I'm looking for, not to mention it's all bullshit. The Chinese Gymnast would keep falling and still win the gold even though the American broads would be perfect. I guess the judges knew if the 12 year old china girl didn't win the gold she'd get the beating of her life, so they gave her the gold to keep her teeth in one place.
I thought it was very cool to see the NBA Superstars watching the other events such as the volleyball and swimming. But then again Michael Phelps was a must see. What a performance. I just wish he was more hated across the globe. I didn't see nearly the angst towards Namor that Lance Armstrong got.
One of the coolest things I seen during the games was the crowd at a pre-season Baltimore Ravens game stay after the to watch Phelps swim. That has to be the first time in history a stadium packed with 50,00 plus went ape-shit over a swimming event.
How about that Usain "Lighting" Bolt, breaking records, but not a sweat. I heard he now owns the title "Worlds Fastest Man". That's funny my wife's been calling me that for years.
While watching the diving I seen that the divers were rewarded for having little splash and the end of the dive. Fuck that. The real diving competition should have people doing flips and shit but then ending with a monster cannonball and getting rewarded for a big splash.
Are Americans the only people that Bowl? I would love to see Olympic Bowling.
The story of the games was of course Phelps. 8 gold metals, 7 world records, just unreal. The question now is he the greatest American Olympian ever? That's tough there have been so many great ones. Jesse Owens, Carl Lewis, Mark Spitz, Mary Lou Renton, Michael Johnson. But the greatest ever really has to be Brian Meeker. Just watch his vault performance in the 84 games.


I'm a little surprised that the Olympic Committee would award a country like China with the games. The place is pretty controversial. If there not slapping monks around there driving over college kids with tanks(but who could blame them for that). Did you know that anyone in Beijing that was mentally challenged was forced to leave the city, so at first glance Beijing would appear to be retard free. That's fucked up.

I've come to the conclusion that Liberals love bumper stickers. Next time you see a car with way too many bumper stickers I bet there all Liberal propaganda stickers.

If Obuma is right and cars is Boston are causing droughts in Kenya, then why has it rained everyday this summer in Boston?

I hear so many people say "Obuma's the shit, he's going to tax the rich" That's very true he will tax the rich, but he'll also tax the poor, the handsome, the ugly, the gay, the straight, those with big cock, those with little penis', the bald, the the fat, the skinny, the smelly, the clean, the blacks, the whites, the pussies, the tuff guys, the whores, the prudes, the vegans, the drunks, the junkies, the cunts, the twats, the dickheads, the great guys, the old, the young, the pricks and everyone else.

To further prove this point I had Brother of The Gootch interview Robert D. Jenkins, Vice President - Investments, Chartered Retirement Planning Counselor for Wachovia Securities, LLC, to have someone in the know break down the tax plans for both McCain and Obuma. Here's how Mr. Jenkins broke it down.

Proposed changes in taxes after the 2008 General election:

CAPITAL GAINS TAX

McCAIN
0% on home sales up to $500,000
per home (couples). McCain does not
propose any change in existing
home sales capital gain taxes.

OBAMA
28% on profit from ALL home sales

How does this affect you?
If you sell your home and make a profit, you
will pay 28% of your gain on taxes.
If you are heading20toward retirement
and would like to down-size your
home or move into a retirement
community, 28% of the money you
make from your home will go to Federal taxes. This would adversely
affect the elderly who are counting on the income
from their home sales as part of their retirement income.

DIVIDEND TAX

McCAIN 15% (no change)

OBAMA 39.6%

How will this affect you?
If you have any money invested in the stock
market, IRAs, mutual funds,
college funds, life insura nce, retirement
accounts, or anything that pays
or re-invests dividends, you would have to
pay taxes of nearly 40% on the money
earned if Obama becomes President.
The experts predict that higher
tax rates on dividends and capital gains
would crash the stock market, yet
do absolutely nothing to cut the deficit.

INCOME TAX

McCAIN (no changes)

Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $31,250

OBAMA
(revert to pre-Bush tax cuts)
Single making 30K - tax $8,400
Single making 50K - tax $14,000
Single making 75K - tax $23,250
Married making 60K - tax $16,800
Married making 75K - tax $21,000
Married making 125K - tax $38,750


Under Obama your taxes will
more than double!
How does this affect you? No explanation
needed. This is pretty
straight forward.

INHERITANCE TAX

McCAIN 0% (No change, President Bush repealed this tax)

OBAMA will Restore the inheritance tax

How does this affect you? Before inheritance taxes were
repealed under President Bush, many families lost businesses,
farms and ranches, and their homes that have been in their families
for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax.
Those who inherit their family assets under an Obama administration will lose them as they won't be able to pay inheritance taxes that
Obama wants them to pay.

NEW TAXES BEING PROPOSED BY OBAMA

* New government taxes proposed on
homes that are more than
2400 square feet

* New gasoline taxes (as if
gas prices aren't high enough already)

* New taxes on natural resource consumption
(heating, gas, water, electricity, etc.)

* New taxes on retirement accounts
and last but not least....

* New taxes to pay for socialized medicine
so we can receive the same
level of medical care as other
third-world countries!!!


My thanks to Brother of The Gootch and Mr. Jenkins

I got a kick out of Obuma trying to get on McCain about how many houses Mac owns. Who cares!? What's more important? Knowing how many houses you own or knowing how many states there are in the country in which your running for president.

Everyone that runs for president is rich, that includes the high and mighty Barraks. Piece of shit Michelle Barrak gets $300,000 a year for a job she doesn't even have to show up for. Every weak minded fool in America has bought his Inane books.


Your probably waiting for me to bash Obuma's choice for Running Mate , Joe Biden. I don't have to, I'll let Obuma do that himself.


I couldn't agree more, Obuma. Thanks for the help.
I wonder how Biden, feels about both candidates.


Ok, Ok, your right Biden attack was in the heat of a debate, I'm sure that's the only time Biden blasted Obuma, right? No? What else has Biden Said?


Biden: "If the Democrats think we're going to be able to nominate someone who can win without that person being able to table unimpeachable credentials on national security and foreign policy, I think we're making a tragic mistake..." (Sen. Joe Biden, "The Diane Rehm Show," 8/2/07)
Biden: "Having Talking Points On Foreign Policy Doesn't Get You There." ("Biden Lashes Out At Obama," ABC News' "Political Radar" Blog, blogs.abcnews.com, 8/2/07)
Biden Attacked Obama For Voting Against Funding U.S. Troops In Iraq And Afghanistan, Accusing Him Of "Cutting Off Support That Will Save The Lives Of Thousands Of American Troops." Biden: "And, look, Tim, if you tell me I've got to take away this protection for these kids in order to win the election, some things aren't worth it. Some things are worth losing over. That would be worth losing over. Hundreds of lives are being saved and will be saved by us sending these vehicles over which we are funding with this supplemental legislation. And I want to ask any of my other colleagues, would they, in fact, vote to cut off the money for those troops to protect them? That's the right question. This isn't cutting off the war. This is cutting off support that will save the lives of thousands of American troops." (NBC's "Meet The Press," 9/9/07)
Biden On Obama's Leadership On Iraq: "I Don't Recall Hearing A Word From Barack About A Plan Or A Tactic." (Jason Horowitz, "Biden Unbound: Lays Into Clinton, Obama, Edwards," The New York Observer, 2/4/07)
Biden On Whether He Would Meet Unconditionally With The Leaders Of Rogue States As Obama Said He Would: "Absolutely Positively No." Biden: "Would I make a blanket commitment to meet unconditionally with the leaders of each of those countries within the first year I was elected president? Absolutely positively no." (Sen. Joe Biden, Remarks At The National Press Club, Washington, DC, 8/1/07)
Biden Attacked Obama's Public Pronouncement That He Would Unilaterally Attack Pakistan, Saying "The Last Thing You Want To Do Is Telegraph To The Folks In Pakistan That We're About To Violate Quote 'Their Sovereignty.'" Biden: "[A]nd I'm told, Senator Obama announced today. Senator Lantos (sic) and I wrote into law, the requirement that the aid to Pakistan be conditioned upon their support of us going after Al Qaeda in their Western province. It already is a law. The question, the way to deal with it is not to announce it, is to do it. The last thing you want to do is telegraph to the folks in Pakistan that we're about to violate quote 'their sovereignty,' putting Musharraf in a position that makes it virtually impossible for him to do anything other than what he's done. Basically cut a deal with the warlords along that border to our great detriment. So it's not something you talk about." (Sen. Joe Biden, Remarks At The National Press Club, Washington, DC, 8/1/07)
Biden Criticized Obama's "Johnny-Come-Lately Position" On Afghanistan. "The Biden for President Campaign today congratulated Sen. Barack Obama for arriving at a number of Sen. Biden's long-held views on combating al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Much of what Senator Obama has proposed Senator Biden has already initiated or accomplished." (Sen. Joe Biden, "Biden Campaign Congratulates Sen. Obama For Johnny-Come-Lately Position," Press Release, 8/1/07)




Just in case your sick of hearing me call Obuma a flip flop, fraud that has no real convictions but to get elected. You now can hear it from ultra lefty, Obuma supporter Seamus.

Out of nowhere I have a new favorite song on My Morning Jackets Evil Urges Album. I'm out walking the dog and the song "Remnants" comes on and it just comes over me. I got so fired up, yelling and pumping my fist. What a song. I'm seeing MMJ in a couple weeks, if they play that song live, my head just might explode. It's the perfect concert song. A beer in the left hand, while pumping your right fist, while stomping a foot and screaming the lyrics song.

CUNT ALERT!

See that twerp. I eye witnessed him get to the bus stop, open up his Globe, riffle through all 37 sections to find the sports. Only to take it out and throw it directly in the trash. All the capricious crap in that paper and he singles out the sports section just to get rid of it as soon as possible. To me that man is a Cunt.

I found it interesting that when Yaz went into the hospital for triple bypass surgery, the media kept calling him "The greatest living Red Sock" Rubbish. Pedro Martinez is still very much alive and he's the greatest living Red Sock. He might not of played 33 years for the Sox like Yaz. But for the time he was here there were few better, maybe no better Red Sock.





Birthdays:

August 13th-Former Minor League Baseball Player, Fidel Castro

August 14th-AIDS Survivor, Magic Johnson; Comedy Legend Steve Martin; Hot Chicks Mila Kunis; Catherine Bell; & Halle Berry & Hall of Fame MLB Manager Earl Weaver




August 15th-French asshole, Napoleon; Hot Chick Natasha Henstridge; and the world's biggest piece of shit Ben Affleck. Ben will tel lyou how the world's supposed to work and that someday he'll run for office and set things straight. But this twat of a human has voted only once in 13 years. Even when he stumped for Gore and Kerry he didn't bother to go vote for either of them. Fucking Jerk.
August 16th-Probably the funniest guy in show biz right now, Steve Carrell; and the one and only mother of Tallent, Marlene Sullivan.
Now a video tribute to my mother.




August 17th-Rocky & Bullwinkle star, Robert Diniro, Cougar Belinda Carlise(seen here with The Gootch and Liam) and Hot Chick Giulana DePandi

August 18th-MLB Great Roberto Clemente and Christian Slater(remember him).
August 19th-The NL Leader in saves Krya Sedwick, and 44th President of the USA and blow job recepient Bill Clinton
August 20th-Rock Legend Robert Plant
August 21st-Gambler Kenny Rodgers; Hot Fire Bush Alicia Witt & Hot Chick Hayden Panettiere
August 22nd-The aforementioned Yaz
August 23rd-Brother Dan Sullivan; Gold Medalist Kobe Bryant & The Genius behind the worlds greatest band, Julian Casablancas, lead vocalist and songwriter for "The Strokes"









August 24th-Comedy Great Dave Chappelle, MLB Great Cal Ripken Jr. and actor Steve Guttenburg, who won the best actor Oscar for his work in Police Academy 3

Also on August 24th 1992: Hurricane Andrew devastates southern Florida, causing $20 billion of property damage and killing 41 people. Southern Florida blames George Bush for the floods, loots the cities and shoots at the National Guard when they come to help. Oh that wasn't Southern Florida?

August 25th-MLB & Moustache Hall of Famer Rollie Fingers; NFL star Marvin Harrison, TV Mogul Regis Philbin and actor Sean Connery



August 26th-Hot Chick Thalia
August 27th-Cougar Shania Twain; The 36th President of the U.S.A Lyndon Johnson and MLB star Jim Thome
August 28th-Showoff, Mother Theresa & Brandon Walsh, After Brandon's initial difficulties with Beverly Hills, he became loved by many and liked by all. He has had small problems with drinking which lead to the demise of his first cherished car, he named Mondale and a night in jail. He also had a gambling problem which Nat bailed him out of. Brandon has always been interested in journalism, from sports editor and co-chief of the Beverly Blaze to co-editor of the CU Condor, a brief stint as news director at CUtv and a year as student body president (junior year). He and Steve spent a year cultivating the Beverly Beat, a small paper given to Steve by Rush. He finally accepted a position on the Washington DC branch of the New York Chronicle. He has been the person all turn to when the chips are down and he always comes through. From Donna's expulsion from H.S. graduation, to Brenda's many problems, to Kelly's drug problem, to Andrea's getting to Yale, to Val's suicide attempt, to Ray's lawsuit against Joe, to Steve's current stupid stunt, even to Dylan's battle with drugs and alcohol and the death of his wife. Brando was a lot of things, but most of all he was a ladies man. Let's take a quick look into Brandon's love life. Among the most notable of Brando's girls were the troubled Emily Valentine, who tried to burn down the West Beverly High Homecoming float; the bigoted Brooke Alexander who assumed Andrea Zuckerman was rich just because she was Jewish; and sophomore Nikki Witt a persistent girl who comically wore down Brandon's defenses. Brandon even had a brief relationship with a married university professor, Lucinda Nicholson Ultimately, his deepest love was for Kelly Taylor.
In between relationships with Kelly, Brandon got involved with two of his co-workers. As a junior, he had a passionate relationship with his editor at the California University newspaper, Susan Keats. Brandon and Susan pledge to take a cross-country trip in the summer of 1996, but Susan ultimately accepts a position with the Clinton-Gore re-election campaign, leaving Brandon to instead take the trip with Steve.
During his senior year, Brandon slowly fell for the anchor at the CU television station, Tracy Gaylian. Tracy one day finds the engagement ring Brandon tried to give to Kelly in a dresser drawer, and assumes it's for her. When Brandon explains it's not for Tracy, she becomes distrusting of Brandon. The two patch things up, and Brandon agrees to sell back his ring at the jewelry store and exchanges it for a bracelet. Once Brandon leaves, Kelly returns to the store and buys the ring for herself. Brandon takes Tracy to Hong Kong to meet his father, but upon their return to the United States, Brandon realizes his true feelings for Kelly and breaks up with Tracy. Tracy and Brandon reunite in Hawaii leaving Kelly perturbed, but her doubts are erased when she meets Tracy's fiancé.

August 29th-MLB Star Roy Oswalt & The next President of the USA, Sen. John McCain!! Since it's McCains birthday I'm going to do something I rarely do and tell you why John McCain NEEDS to be our next President.
John McCain is an experienced moderate leader in the tradition of Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. He is a common sense moderate who believes in a strong national defense, a smaller, more accountable government, economic growth and opportunity, the dignity of life and traditional values.
We face an enemy that has repeatedly attacked us and remains committed to killing Americans and the destruction of our values. This election is about who is best prepared to lead and defend our nation and its global allies as Commander-in-Chief from day one. This election is about making sure we have the experienced leadership to guide us to victory in this war, protect the nation against future terrorist attacks, and support our troops and first responders who are on the frontlines of the war. This election will decide whether we choose to fight or announce surrender. It will decide whether we have a president who dangerously weakens U.S. security or strengthens it; whether we will flinch and retreat or fully engage the enemy on multiple fronts. We need decisive leadership with the vision and experience to guide our country and the world through this challenge. Having a courageous Commander-in-Chief who is willing to lead us in this war, rally our democratic allies and defeat our enemy to secure a broader peace is what's at stake in this election.
Government spending is out of control. A Democrat elected President will join hands with a tax-and-spend Democratic Congress and subject Americans to enormous tax increases. Even now, the tax code is too complex and too burdensome. Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid - the government's promises to seniors and those in need - must be modernized. Too many American workers are unprepared by non-performing schools and shackled by outdated government employment assistance programs. America needs experienced leadership to guide the U.S. economy to greater prosperity, control government spending, keep taxes low, save Social Security and protect the American worker. Americans want a leader willing to offer straight talk and make the hard calls necessary to ensure a brighter future for our children and grandchildren. The long-term strength of our economy and financial stability of American households are what's at stake in this election.
Americans have lost trust that their government and its elected officials will serve the Nation's interest and not their own. Special interests have too much influence in Washington. Americans want a courageous leader who will stand up to the trial lawyers and labor bosses and other special interests, govern by principle rather than political expedience, keep their promises, and solve problems instead of leaving them for our children. Restoring Americans' confidence in their government is what's at stake in this election.
The next president will appoint many federal judges and perhaps even a Supreme Court justice. The recent victory on partial birth abortion is an example of how important the Supreme Court is in protecting our values and interpreting the law as it is written. America needs a president who will provide strong moral leadership. A Democrat president will appoint judges who make law with disregard for the will of the people, but to the cheers of those advancing a liberal social agenda. America needs a leader who recognizes that that the people and states should decide what's best, not the courts. The future of the U.S. Supreme Court is what's at stake in this.

What are these bold solutions, you ask? We'll let me tell you.

Radical Islamic extremists are a relentless threat to America, its citizens, and the values we share. In the words of the al Qaeda leadership, Iraq is the central battleground of this war. We face a fork in the road. John McCain will pursue our opportunity for victory in Iraq, strengthen our hand in the larger war against Islamic extremists, and make our nation more secure. Obuma will fold our tents, embolden our enemies, throw the region into instability, and increase the risks faced on our home soil. To concede defeat now would strengthen al Qaeda, empower Iran and other hostile powers in the Middle East, unleash a full scale civil war in Iraq that could lead to genocide, and destabilize the entire region as neighboring powers come to the aid of their favored factions. John McCain is best prepared to lead and defend our nation and its global allies as Commander-in-Chief from day one. He has the experience and leadership to defeat our enemy and secure a broader peace.

Real reform will put families in the driver's seat of our health care system. The road to reform does not lead through Washington and a hugely expensive, bureaucratic, government-controlled system. John McCain will harness competition to offer more affordable insurance options for as many Americans as possible, leveraging the innovation and cost-effectiveness of our nation's firms to put an end to existing rigid, unfriendly bureaucracies. He will build a national market where insurance is more available, portable, and accessible across state lines; in which patients' rights are respected and their information is under their control; and one in which people may save more in tax-exempt Health Savings Accounts. He will assist those who need help in getting private insurance.
John McCain will provide incentives for a national market - including the reimportation of pharmaceuticals - that offer greater transparency about effective patient care, options for preventative care and therapies, and prices so that competition makes it easier for families to navigate toward quality and low cost. He will demand reform to medical malpractice laws to curb abusive lawsuits that squeeze doctors, prevent innovation, and drive up the cost of health care. We need more transparency of prices and quality measures so that patients can make informed choices.

Americans have lost trust that their government and its elected officials will serve the Nation's interest and not their own. Special interests have too much influence in Washington. John McCain will bring spending under control, veto wasteful, pork-barrel spending bills every time, and keep taxes low. He will reform a tax code that is too complex and too burdensome. John McCain will modernize Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. He will bring accountability, choice and competition to underperforming schools, so our children are equipped to take the best jobs of the 21st century. John McCain is the only leader willing to make the hard calls necessary to restore faith in our government and build a brighter future for our children and grandchildren.

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Phelps for VP!!!

Any pour souls who trespass against us Whether it be beast or man Will suffer the bite or be stung dead on sight By those who inhabit this land For there's is the power and this is the kingdom As sure as the sun does burn So enter this path, but heed these four words,You shall never return...

I don't know why those American Swimmers had to apologize for wearing mask in Beijing. I don't blame them for wearing mask, the whole city is covered in smog, it's distrusting. Speaking of Smog and Global Warming.......

My thoughts on Global warming are this. It's a real thing but not nearly as dire as some would have you believe. But now were living in a green world, everyone is aware of the problem how ever big they see it. Never has there been so much recycling, and never has there been a push like this to use cleaner sources of energy. Both Presidential candidates seem to want to go further with this "green world". Why not, it's not any real hassle to recycle. I love these people that are up in arms when someone wants to build a windmill. Why not, it's free clean energy, build the fucking things everywhere. But I'm getting off my point. The real reason I know that global warming is not as bad as some believe is because of the polar bears. Everyone seems to think since the north pole is melting before our eyes than the Polar Bears must be fucked right? Not so fast. I was at a wedding with a Polar Bear a couple weeks ago and he assured me that him and his crew are doing just fine. Just look at these pics and tell me if this is a guy worried about his home melting.

Sometimes I wonder if Obuma even realizes the shit he's spuing. Obuma loves to exaggerate and lie, take a look:

"Selma Got Me Born" Obama was born 1961 The Selma protest were in 1965. So like everyone else your daddy's cum and your mothers egg got you born.
"My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom" -AHAHA oh really? Your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades.
"My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian" - Are you sure because according to her own interviews she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am . Not to mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.
"My Name is African Swahili" Nope, accourding to my translation your name is Arabic and ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
"I Never Practiced Islam" actually you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
"An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office" Are you sure? Becasue Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.
"Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill" - And why is that? You didn’t write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.
"I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill" you mean the bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.
"I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate" Wrong again, you passed 26, most of which you didn’t write yourself.
"Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn’t Support" Maybe not you, but your wife has received nearly a quater of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.
"Treehouse Is A Small Company" -Really? The CEO of Treehouse last year, made more than the CEO of Wal-Mart, according to public records.
But he does accept money from executives and other employees of oil companies and two of his fundraisers are oil company executives. As of Feb. 29, Obama’s presidential campaign had received nearly $214,000 from oil and gas industry employees and their families, according to an analysis by the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics. Clinton had received nearly $307,000 from industry workers and their families and Republican Sen. John McCain, the likely GOP presidential nominee, received nearly $394,000, according to the center’s totals.
Two of Obama’s fundraisers are Robert Cavnar, the chairman and chief executive of Houston-based Mission Resources Corp., and George Kaiser, the president and CEO of Tulsa-based Kaiser-Francis Oil Co. Source: Associated press via Yahoo News.

Why is it if someone doesn't vote for Obuma because he's black, then that person is a racist. But every black person in America is going to vote for Obuma just because he is black. Isn't that a double standard?

Please don't ever 2nd guess my judgment of character. Since 2004 I've told anyone that would listen that John Edwards is a scumbag. If suing innocent doctors weren't enough, this piece goes and cheats on his wife, who was at home battling cancer.

A HUGE fuck you to Coldplay front man Chris Martin. If it wasn't bad enough that he thinks he's Bono. He's being absolutely bashing the United States every chance he gets on there tour this summer. Here's another mother fucker like Neil Young, that's not even from the U.S. but bitches and moans about how horrible we are. Dude you named your kid Apple, I think you should worry about your self and stop bad mouthing the country that made you a billionaire.

Michael Phelps pees in the pool.

If I've learned one thing being a new father, it's that those Doctor Suess books are fucking hard to read.

Fuck you Panera Bread. The only thing worse then your veggie filled sandwiches are your awful radio commercials. Fuck You

I know that Georgia is #1 in the pre-season College Football poll, but they just got slapped around by Russia.

This picture was taken directly after someone tried to expalin that Russia actually invaded a country to the south of them and not the State in Southest United States.

Birthdays

August 1-No birthdays but, in 1954 The Yangtze River floods in China, killing 40,000 people and forcing 10 million others to leave their homes. China blames George Bush for the floods, loots the city and shoots at the National Guard when they come to help. Oh that wasn't China?
Aug 2nd- MLB Star Grady Sizemore & TV Legend Caroll O'Connor who played the great character Archie Bunker


Aug 3rd-Legenary Crooner Tony Bennett and "LOST" Hot Chick Evangeline Lilly
Aug 4th-Vetern Actor Billy Bob Thorton, Legendary Musicaian Louie Armstrong "Lost" star Daniel Dae Kim and 2 super dickheads Roger Clemans and Barrak Osama I mean Obama.
Aug 5th-NBA great Patrick Ewing, MLB Star Carl Crawford, hot golfer Paula Creamer( Creamer? I hardly know her!) and Pat Smear. I have no idea who Pat Smear is but his name sounds like Pamsmear and I think that's great.
Also on Aug 5 1962: Movie star Marilyn Monroe is found murdered by Bobby Kennedy at her home in Los Angeles, California.
Aug 6th-Great Actor Robert Michum, and hot chicks, Adrianne Curry, Michelle Yeoh, Lisa Boyle, porn star Asian Carrera, and Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.
Aug 7th-Hot Chick Charlize Theron & "Hello Newman" Wayne Knight.



Aug 8th-Ok tennis player Roger Federer & Hot Chick Meagan Good
Aug 9th-Celtic Great Bob Cousy & hot chick Nikki Zeiring.
Also on August 9th, 1848: The Free-Soil Party, a third party organized to oppose the further extension of slavery into American territories, nominates former president Martin Van Buren for president. A century and a hlaf latter The Free-Soil Party evloves into a New York Street gang their sign is crossing the hands, with one hand with all the fingers 'up' and spread out. The other hand has all but the thumb and pointer finger up, for a total of eight (8). The gang is named for the 8th President of the United States, Martin Van Buren
Aug 10th-# of the USA, Herbert Hoover "Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again......" & hot chicks Lisa Dergan, Angie Harmon, & Devon Aoki
Aug 11th-Hot Chick Carolyn Murphy & the most popular Professional wrestler ever Hulk Hogan
Aug 12th-MLB Great Christy Mathewson; Tennis Great Peter Sampras; and hot chicks Rebecca Gayheart & Dominique Swan

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"I'm Tallent, I approve of this message and having a man-crush on Michael Phelps"

What the Fuck

Big ups to Jimmy Skroner who burnt the new My Morning Jacket and Raconteurs albums for me. 2 terrific cd's. Almost everything on MMJ's Evil Urges is great. But the standouts are Touch me, I'm going to Scream If You Don't Parts 1 & 2, Highly Suspicious( I think I'm the only person that likes this song), I'm Amazed & Aluminum Park but The song librarian really touches my heart, I know that make me sound like a fagalia but it's the truth. The hits of the Raconteurs, Consolers for The Lonely, are: the title track, Many Shades of Black, Salute your Solution and Old Enough the last song Carolina Drama is quite the tale. My only problem with the Raconteurs is there name. What the fuck is that? I can't even say it. What happened to the easy ones. The Animals, The Beatles, The Who, The Strokes. What the fuck is a Raconteurs.





I love all the speculation on who the running mates will be. Who gives a shit! Your voting for president not vice president. The VP never does shit, so why do we care who it is. Quayle? Cheaney? Nobody gave a shit about Gore until he cried about the polar bears. (*PROOF THAT POLAR BEARS ARE DOING JUST FINE NEXT BLOG*)

What a piece of shit Obama really is, a fucking jerk. Goes all over the world kissing babies and asses, apologizing for how lousy the USA is, but he decides to skip his visit to the Vets hospital in Germany. The Obama people will have you believe that the Pentagon told him he couldn't go, but all they told him was he could go, but he couldn't bring the cameras. Well if Obama can't turn it into a fucking commercial why would he go. Obama blew off the visit and decided to go the gym instead.
People are so in love with Obama, they never take the time to think that the shit he's promising is just undoable. He's promised universal health care for everyone in the country. Not just the citizens, BUT ILLEGALS TOO! Where's the $ coming from for that? Instead of worrying about people that are illegally in this country having health insurance, he should be concerned about the citizens with coverage and how much it's costing them. I make a pretty decent wage and have no fucking money because of how much I have to pay towards health insurance. I mean if it cost a quarter to shit, I'd have to puke and this jokester is promising lower taxes, free health care, and hand jobs for everyone, it's just not feasible.

I have to apologize to the Kenyans. Obama tells me every time I get in my car to go to work I'm causing the poor pricks of Kenya to starve. Wow I always thought it had more to do with a corrupt government that Obama's father was a part of. If you don't believe me, just ask some of the country's top reporters.....actually don't bother asking, I already did. Here's what they had to say.
"Famine is a result of the country's lopsided agricultural and development priorities," the writer, Tom Kagwe, believes.
An editorial in the Times, which is published by the former ruling Kanu party, similarly believes that the country's food problems are systemic.
"Our development model has divided Kenya into viable and non-viable parts, thus skewing the disbursement of development," it declares.
"The system that turns Kenya into a bi-national tragedy is that which the regime wishes to sustain and which is why we shall have hunger and alms for the foreseeable future," it adds.
The even bigger question", it continues, "is why the government should wait until people perish in order for it to get actively involved".
"It is hypocritical, at best, for the government to pretend that it was not aware that things had reached worrying proportions," it concludes.
It's not my car starving the Kenyans, it's the Kenyans that are starving the Kenyans.


Ya know they saying "I don't give a shit" Well the European soccer club AC Milan does. They gave Kaka a contract that goes until 2013. Also Real Madrid tried to tempt Milan to sell Kaka throughout the close season with an 80 million euro (59 million pounds). So that's 2 soccer clubs that give a shit.


The right of African-Americans to vote in the United States is not permanent according to "View" co-host Whoopi Goldberg. On the July 14 edition, Whoopi echoed the popular Internet rumor from a few years ago that voting rights for African-Americans was set to expire in 2007.
Fucking Whoopi Goldberg said: "Do you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every couple of years? Did you know that they have to vote on the Voting Rights Bill for black folks? Can we just, can one of you candidates- can we just take care of that so I don’t have to worry every year, my God am I not?"
Here is another piece of shit who just like Rosie was put on the View after the world finally realized that there not funny. So like Rosie, Whoopi just goes off spouting nonsense that nobody even thinks to check. The yenta's in there audience just take it as fact and "gasp" at what a shitty country we live in. Twatface Goldberg should check the facts beforehand.
Responding to some rumors, the Department of Justice issued a press release clarifying the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Specifically, the 15th amendment to the Constitution prohibits racial discrimination in voting. The voting rights Act of 1965enforces that Constitutional amendment. Because amendments to the Constitution do not expire, the 15th amendment is permanent.




Yesterday, the brass at ABC News issued orders forbidding reporters to wear lapel pin American flags or other patriotic insignia. Their reasoning was that ABC should
remain neutral about "causes".

CAUSES!?!?!?! What causes, it's the American flag! Are there really people out there that get offended that there the person reporting the news if wearing an American flag!? If so those people can go fuck themselves in the butt. Figures this comes from the same network that brings you the world wide leader in assholes. I'll never watch ABC again.........well that's not true, I'll watch "LOST", but I'll TiVo it so they don't get the ratings. So that's it no more ABC except to tape "LOST".........oh and Monday Night Football, but that's it.

The blue tooth in the ear, has to be the most pompous looks going. It's one thing if your working and and you need a hands free device. But I've seen guys at cookouts and in bars with the stupid thing in the ear. These are the same idiots that make friends on MY Space.

What a sucker boy smith Tony Marchante is. Tried to be a tough guy putting a hit on Dillon, but his goons ended up shooting his daughter the Noxima girl in the face instead.

Christian Bale was arrested in London for allegedly, assaulting his mother and sister. Did those broads think they were going to crack wise to Batman and nothing was going to happen. They had to expect a reaction. There lucky the Dark Knight didn't break there frigin necks.

A straight man, should never bring a Lean Cuisine into work for lunch. Doing so permanently makes you a huge cunt.

Conversations with Tax:
When posed with the question "What makes a man a bigger cunt: being a receptionist or bringing a lean cuisine for lunch" I think Tax hit the nail on the head: "lean cuisine, by far. you could be an intern or something and be a receptionist. you might have just lost your job and you need quick cash and the receptionist gig was there. I can think of many acceptable reasons to be a receptionist. there's only one reason to eat a lean cuisine for lunch, you are a cunt."

If I hear the phrase "Manny being Manny" one more time, I'm going to fucking puke

Titletown USA is Whogivesashitville.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Your only going to hear this on B?IHKH! I have it on good authority that Brett Farve is thinking about coming back to play football.

Conversations with Tam:
Recently my self and Tam agreed that anyone that works in an office and utters the phrase "I didn't get the blue shirt memo today" should be shot on the scene.
Also Tam inquired why I hate the Gynelhals so much. I just gave him the facts that they are 2 jerkoffs that have been in Hollywood all there lives that don't know shit about shit, but like to tell people how the world is supposed to work every chance they get.

Ruth's Chris is the stupidest fucking name for a restaurant.

I try not to judge people who like different music as I do, ya know to each his own. But I really have to question the intelligence of all these Maroon 9 fans.

At least 140 people have died in a stampede at a Hindu temple in the Indian state of Himachal Pradesh.
A rain shelter on the mountain path to the temple collapsed, triggering rumors of a landslide.
Many of the victims were children, trampled to death during the panic. Fifty more people were hurt and are being treated in hospital.
What the fuck!?!? A rumor of a landslide led to the stomping death of 140 people, mostly kids. What the fuck!?!?! I don't even know what to say except What the fuck!?

Reading more into it I found out this wasn't the biggest "stampede" disaster ever. In 12 January 2006, Mina, Saudi Arabia: At least 364 die in a crush during the annual Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca. Officials say the stampede happened after pieces of luggage spilled from moving buses in front of one of the entrances to the bridge of Jamarat, causing pilgrims to trip.
What the Fuck!?!?!?! Some bags fell and that caused 364 people to die?
Fucking Saudi Arabia loves these deadly stampedes:

1 February 2004, Mina, Saudi Arabia: Some 251 pilgrims are trampled to death in a 27-minute stampede during the Hajj.
Officials say many of the victims were not authorized to participate in the Stoning of Satan ritual, after new procedures were introduced following previous stampedes.
9 April 1998, Mina, Saudi Arabia: At least 118 pilgrims die and more than 180 are hurt during the Stoning of Satan ritual. The pilgrims, mostly from Indonesia and Malaysia, are trampled to death after panic erupts when several people fall off an overpass.
2 July 1990, Saudi Arabia: Some 1,426 pilgrims, mainly Asian, die in a huge crush in a tunnel leading to Mecca's holy sites.
The authorities say most died of asphyxiation after the tunnel's ventilation system broke down.
If this proves one thing it's those Saudis are impatient.



Conversations with Seamus:

Myself and Seamus both agree that's asinine that Minute Maids orange juice is so frigin lousy. I mean Minute Man is supposed to be know for it's juice and they can't even get the most common juice right.

Birthdays
July 16th- Banned baseball legend Shoeless Joe Jackson; former hot chick,Phoebe Cates; former NFL superstar Barry Sanders, and the one and only, Will Ferrell. He's played so many great roles. Ron Burgundy and Frank "the tank" Ricard probably being his best one. Of course his countless cameo's and SNL career truly make him one of the top funny men ever.


July 17th-Veteran Actor Donald Sutherland; hot chick Tiffany Taylor and one of the worlds biggest stars David Hasselhoff.

July 18th-Hot chick Elsa Pataky
1969: Senator Edward Kennedy has a few too many and drives his car off a bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts. Although his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, drowns, he fails to report the accident until the following morning, but none the less getting away with murder anyways.
July 19th-Boxing star Vladimir Klitsko
July 20th-LOST star Josh Halloway; NBA Champion Just Ray Allen; and hot chick that Tom Brady bangs Giselle
July 21st- Hot chick Ali Landry
July 22nd-Legendary singer Don Henley
July 23rd- Hot chicks Stephanie Seymour & Carisma Carpenter and Michael Richards, who played one of the greatest characters in TV history, Kramer.


July 24th-Former NBA Superstar Karl Malone, dickhead Barry Bonds, Rogue actor Anna Paquin. Rogue is in Rogue, not Rogue and Hot Chicks Jennifer Lopez, Crista Nicole and Torrie Wilson
July 25th-NFL Hall of Famer Walter Payton
26th-Actor Kevin Spacey, hot chick Kate Beckinsale and director Stanly Kubrick, who directed Tallent Choice Picks, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange and of course The Shinning.
July 27th-Dickhead Arod and hot sports reporter Jill Arrington.
July 28th-NBA star Manu Ginaobli and Elizabeth Berkley who won an Oscor for best actress for her work in Showgirls.
July 29th-Poop
July 30th-McCain buddy, Arnold Schwarzeneggr; & Hot Chick, Jamie Pressley
July 31st- Vampire Killer and Tax evader, Wesley Snipes & Hot Chick Chandra North

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