B?IHKH! Favorite, Tila Tequila says she's pregnant and she's willing to confirm it for a price. YES! I’ve scrounged up $17.24. As of right now Tila’s people confirm B?IHKH! is the highest bidder to date, so cross your fingers, we could have pics of Fetus Tequila right here on B?IHKH! next week.
Apparently the “in” thing to do is for bartenders is to wear sweatbands on there arms and put there bottle openers in the sweatbands. Really though, really, what the fuck is going on in peoples minds. What makes this cool? To show off your guns? It’s bad enough that someone called “the situation” is a household name due to the simple fact he’s a greaseball piece of shit. I’m not even sure if these two things are related but that dude and everyone on that show is a greaseball piece of shit and anyone that gives them the attention they seek is wasting there life and life is to short to spend an hour a week watching greaseball piece’s of shit and making them rich.
This will be my last post before the Last season of LOST starts. It’s going to be bitter sweet to see where this goes, yet to not have it to look forward too anymore going to be agony. With all the absolute garbage, filth , redundant bullshit out there. LOST for the last 6 years was finally something different, like Zima maybe even better than Zima. You’ll never see another show like it. I’m thrilled it’s back, but sad it’s the final season. Aye, Brother, it will be misses
This week France ’s parliamentary panel Mass transport, hospitals, post offices — these and all public services in France would be off-limits to women wearing face-covering veils.
Hey-ooo! Check out France ’s government being all V for Vendetta and being all profiling and shit. It’s more than a security issue though. If a Muslim broad doesn’t want to wear a mummy outfit she shouldn’t have to, but if she doesn’t or even suggest she doesn’t want to, She’ll be stoned to death in the name of Ala. So France ’s government step’s in and lets the ladies dress how they want, well at least without wearing a blanket with 2 eyes cut out, and hopefully they women don’t get fed to the pigs. So you got to give France big up’s for not worring who’s going to be offended while there trying to protect there country and anytime B?IHKH! mentions France , I feel the need to remind the world that this is there first lady.
Portland Trailblazer C Greg Oden and his slong appeared on the web this week. My first thought when I saw the picture was that I now know why Oden's knee keeps breaking. It's obviously because his penis head is smashing his knees probably a thousand times a game! Nobody’s knees could with stand that kind of beating. Oden for what ever reason felt the need to apologize in a statement.
"Those pictures were taken and sent over a year and a half ago. I've definitely grown since then."
Grown? Oh my…….
Look at these 2 piece of shit phonies. There’s not an ounce of sincerity in either of there bodies. This must have been the biggest bullshit conversation in the history of the world. Where was Al Queda when you need them. I nice dose of shrapnel in each of there throats would of made the world such a better place. Look at Oprah, man what a fat turd. The reason no one’s seen Stedman around must be because she's eaten him. If that bitch gets any bigger, her fat ass won’t fit on her own magazine covers.YES. Finally the Brett Farve interception I've been waiting for!
For my mentally handicapped readers who ponder Farve's football future I'll fill you in on what's about to go down. Farve will be back as the Vikings starter for next season. He knows it, Brad "I'll drive to the airport to pick Farve up, then put a 12th man into the huddle to get a huge penalty on the biggest play of the season and fuck it all up" Childress knows it, & Vikings Owner Zigi Wolffe knows it. Almost to a man the Viking players expect him to retire. Of course they do and there right he will. Then he'll go home and start throwing passes off his tractor, in his wrangler jeans, to teenagers and says "oh I got that itch to play again, but I’m not sure". Then as soon as camp breaks and teams go back to regular practices, Farve we'll come back. No way can that egomaniac can let that terrible throw in the NFC Conference game be his last. In my best Jon Gruden "THIS GUY.....has at lest 5 more terrible interceptions in the NFC Conference games before he'll ever go away"
Farve has now thrown picks in his last significant pass of the last game of the last three seasons. Jerkoffs like Tom Jackson “admires” Farve for taking chances and throwing picks. What? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. How can I take Jackson opinion seriously from now on? That’s like saying “I admire Daniel Cabrera for walking 10 batters a game, that’s what wins ballgames”
Since I know you've all been awaiting, the biggest story from last weekends US Figure Skating Championships. It was former Olympic Silver Medalist, Sasha Cohen (not the guy from Borat & Bruno). Who at 25 was attempting a comeback to figure skating, while trying to qualify for the upcoming Olympic Games. First of all real quick. It's frign crazy that at 25 you can be attempting a comeback to your sport. But I digress. I'm pulling hard (no pun intended) for Cohen. Another area were the winter games pale in comparison to the Summer Olympics is T&A. The only sport worth "checking out" is figure skating which has had some niceys from Katarina Witt, Michelle Kwan, Brian Boytona and Sasha Cohen is probably at the top of that list. So good luck Sasha
Comic Review for the week of 01/20/2010:
Amazing Spider-Man #618 - Cool revelation that Mysterio helped fake the deaths of the top Maggia members and now there back with Mysterio running the show. But I do wonder were this gauntlet story is going, is there one person behind Spidey's biggest villains being amped up or is it all just coincidence.
Dark Avengers #13 - So the Sentry is an omnipotent junkie and the void is Norman ’s secret weapon. That's not good for anyone.
Dark Wolverine #82 - Myself and DanSkrull agree that Dakin is just scary crazy. He's the only Marvel character that actually scares me.
Hulk #19 - The Intelligentsia has Reed Richards out of the way, but the Red Hulk saved the rest of the Fantastic 4 from being killed from a new frightful 4. What's Red Hulks end game?
Might Avengers # 33 - Hank Pym combined/battled wits to take down a supped up cosmic Absorbing Man. With both seemly thinking the got the last laugh. Osborn came out the media hero again after smoking Absorbing Man with a special sword giving to him by Loki. But now Pym finally has proof that Loki is in cahoots with Osborn after all. Hopefully this leads to Pym's mighty avengers going to Asgard to aid The Mighty Thor.
Realm of Kings Inhuman # 3 – So Blackbolt’s brother Maximums is behind the sub-primitives aggressive attacks and the civic revolt against the Inhumans in the new Kree Empire. No shit. The guy’s always been a prick. Why they let him back in the royal family is beyond me, now Queen Medusa and the rest of the Inhumans are going to pay the price.
Spider-Woman- Now that Jessica drew has survived, alien abduction, crooked cops, and her mother Madam Hydra, the Thunderbolts show up in Madipor to apprehend Spider-Women.
Thunderbolts #140 – This group of crazies is starting to grow on me. Fresh off a big victory against the Agents of Atlas, Osborn calls them into duty in the war against Asgard
Uncanny X-Men #520 – No frign way is Magento this good. He’s seems to of changed his ways being nothing but helpful to the x-men and the rest of the surviving mutants but that mother fucker must be up to something.
Next week......The internet is stealing Jimmy's ideas, 2010 WInter Games, Curling preview and much more!
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