There's nothing worse than this marathon. First of all why is anyone running 26.2 miles? It's like the kid that took 7 perks when everyone else just had one. It's excessive, your just trying to show off. Run a few miles a day to keep in shape, but running 26.2 is ridiculous. I love seeing people that ran the race latter in the day. There all wrapped in tin foil and can hardly walk. They look like they just finished the Bataan death march, I wonder if it's worth it. Also anything that encourages college kids to gather in masses and start drinking at 10:30 A.M. is a receipt for disaster. It seems these kids grow up miles away from Boston and never touch a drink, then they come to Boston and drink like there Andre the Giant. They get stupid, annoying and out of control. If it was only that they covered the streets in vomit, I could look the other way, but when 10's of thousands assholes congregate in one area it never ends well. But what about the people that just go to watch the race? They stand there for hours to watch 10,000 anorexics run by and yell "GREAT JOB", "YOU CAN DO IT JUST 18 MILES AND A FUCKING GIANT HILL TO GO!"
How many crimes, go unchecked in Boston that day, because all the cops are in Kenmore Square dealing with Brad Gatchell, 21 of Westfield, MA who's had to much to drink and he's going to stand up to authority because he's now suddenly a tough guy. Then the 11:05 A.M. start to the Sox game. Another thing the Sox should have to apologize to the other team for. I wonder how Milton Bradley reacted when he found out what time he had to wake up for today's game, I'm sure he assaulted someone.
Big up's to Jimmy Skorner who got the scoop on Scarlet Johassen and Van Wilders big fight in the streets of Boston. First he got the story to those noisy douche bags at the Herald and then it went global! Front page of MSN.com, and gossip web sites from here to Australia.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-04-10-trouble-in-shangri-la
http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/4-10-08_4?GT1=7701
http://teamsugar.com/group/249654/blog/1541973
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-fighting/
http://all-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-scarlett-johansson-going.html http://www.hotmommagossip.com/trouble-in-paradise-for-ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson/
http://www.glam.com/blogs/hot_momma_gossip/trouble_in_paradise_for_ryan_reynolds_and_scarlett_johansson/?cat=Parenting
http://www.mollygood.com/trouble-in-reynolds-paradise-20080410/
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/04/ry-ry-might-be-on-market-soon.html
http://www.scandalouscandice.com/scandalous_candice/2008/04/celebrity-coupl.html
http://celebs-britneyluver.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson.html
http://fadedyouthblog.com/
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/scarlett/default.aspx
How many crimes, go unchecked in Boston that day, because all the cops are in Kenmore Square dealing with Brad Gatchell, 21 of Westfield, MA who's had to much to drink and he's going to stand up to authority because he's now suddenly a tough guy. Then the 11:05 A.M. start to the Sox game. Another thing the Sox should have to apologize to the other team for. I wonder how Milton Bradley reacted when he found out what time he had to wake up for today's game, I'm sure he assaulted someone.
Big up's to Jimmy Skorner who got the scoop on Scarlet Johassen and Van Wilders big fight in the streets of Boston. First he got the story to those noisy douche bags at the Herald and then it went global! Front page of MSN.com, and gossip web sites from here to Australia.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-04-10-trouble-in-shangri-la
http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/4-10-08_4?GT1=7701
http://teamsugar.com/group/249654/blog/1541973
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-fighting/
http://all-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-scarlett-johansson-going.html http://www.hotmommagossip.com/trouble-in-paradise-for-ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson/
http://www.glam.com/blogs/hot_momma_gossip/trouble_in_paradise_for_ryan_reynolds_and_scarlett_johansson/?cat=Parenting
http://www.mollygood.com/trouble-in-reynolds-paradise-20080410/
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/04/ry-ry-might-be-on-market-soon.html
http://www.scandalouscandice.com/scandalous_candice/2008/04/celebrity-coupl.html
http://celebs-britneyluver.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson.html
http://fadedyouthblog.com/
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/scarlett/default.aspx
You Can read Jimmy at his blog
and as a member of Ball Faces
George Soros the "liberal megadonor" is at it again. He and his group of billionaire left-wing Democrats have pledged $40 million dollars of soft money to smear John McCain in a national television ad campaign.
In an article published in Politico, it was reported that Paul Begala and David Brock met with a gang of Manhattan liberals at the home of George Soros to outline their plans for a $40 million dollar ad campaign against Senator McCain. Brock is quoted as saying the group could do the work of the press corps that has "fallen down on the job" when it comes to McCain! .
I actually have my own thoughts on the Bruins, but before that The Gootch's Playoff report
OK Playoffs have started and my predictions before they started were
B's in 7
Pitt in 6
NJ in 6
Wash in 6
Detroit in 5
SJ in 5
Colorado in 7
Anaheim in 6
B's over Pitt in 7
NJ over Wash in 6
NJ over B's in 6
Detroit over Colorado in 6
San Jose over Anaheim 7
San Jose over Detroit on 7
San Jose over New Jersey in 7
The B's came out in Game 1, intimidated and scared and Montreal took advantage of it big time and the B's had no chance. Game 2 was a whole new Bruins team and the referees flat out lost that game for them, they outplayed Montreal pretty much throughout the game and lost in OT because of the refs, very frustrating. BUT I also had a hard time figuring out what Julien is doing , he benched Phil Kesell in game 2 as well as Dennis Wideman, I wonder what happened there, there must be some shit behind that, those are 2 of our best players. They may be playing hurt and couldn't go, who knows, but this whole Bruins team is so beat up and they still should have and could have won last night. Tonight its back to Boston and they have to win tonight or its over, no way they win 3 straight from Montreal. Bull shit though this series should be knotted at 1 the refs really fucked the B's so bad.
*note* This Paragraph was written Monday morning before the B's lost in Montreal last night.
The reason I've sworn off the Bruins is back before the strike, they were the #1 seed and were up in the series 3-1 to the Habs. Montreal came back to force a game 7 that I had tickets to and the B's frigin blew it. I guess the coach of the B's now was the coach of the Habs then, that's pretty trippy. Now they have a chance to do the same thing tonight to the Habs and even though I don't pay much attention to the Bruins, anything that will make thousands of French Canadians cry is something I'm all for.
So the B's lost, but they got me to write about them, so now there on the map at least.
My NBA Post Season Awards & Playoff Predictions
MVP-1) Chris Paul-Paul's New Orleans Hornets are the biggest surprise in the NBA this year. N.O. is the 2nd seed in the brutal West Conference and most casual NBA fans couldn't name one other player on the Hornets.
2) Kevin Garnett-I always knew KG was one of the best players in the NBA even though he doesn't put up the gaudy stats that other all-stars do. But I still didn't realize how good he really was, to see his leadership and defense every night is a real joy.
3) Kobe Bryant-This is as good as a year as Kobe's ever had. Leading the Lakers to one of the top 2 seeds in the brutal West Conference. The only reason he isn't higher on this list is the Lakers record without Pau Gasol.
4)Lebron James-The best numbers out of anyone on this list and the only good player on his team but the team's record just isn't good enough to warrant given Lebron the MVP
Rookie of the year-
Hawks center Al Horford is the lone rookie in the first five (scoring, 10.1 and rebounding, 9.6) and his team is going to the playoffs. Kevin Durant lead rookies in scoring but he's able to take all the shots he wants on his shitty team.
Most Improved-1) Rajon Rondo. We knew the C's would be a good team, how good exactly depended on Rondo and to a lesser extend Kendrick Perkins, Rondo has grown by leaps and bounds in one season. He's been outstanding, better than anyone figured.
2) Heydog Turkalu-Career highs for the veteran in points rebounding and assist, very versatile player could of been an all-star.
6th player-Manu Ginaboli, no one's even close, he's one of the best players in the league. It's actually kind of silly that he comes off the bench.
Defensive Player-1) Kevin Garnett- What a presence, he can cover Shaq or Jason Kidd all while getting the other 4 guys to play better team defense too.
2) Shane Battier-He covers all the of the best swing men in the league and does an outstanding job.
Coach-1) Rick Adleman-How the Houston Rockets won 55 games(a lot without Yao Ming) is a mystery, how they won 22 in a row(14 without Ming) is a fucking perplexity.
2) Byron Scott-I hate this fucking guy, but he deserves credit for his Hornets great season this year.
3) Maurice Cheeks-I thought the 76ers would suck and he would be fired but he has them playing good hoops and into the playoffs.
and as a member of Ball FacesGeorge Soros the "liberal megadonor" is at it again. He and his group of billionaire left-wing Democrats have pledged $40 million dollars of soft money to smear John McCain in a national television ad campaign.
In an article published in Politico, it was reported that Paul Begala and David Brock met with a gang of Manhattan liberals at the home of George Soros to outline their plans for a $40 million dollar ad campaign against Senator McCain. Brock is quoted as saying the group could do the work of the press corps that has "fallen down on the job" when it comes to McCain! .
I actually have my own thoughts on the Bruins, but before that The Gootch's Playoff report
OK Playoffs have started and my predictions before they started were
B's in 7
Pitt in 6
NJ in 6
Wash in 6
Detroit in 5
SJ in 5
Colorado in 7
Anaheim in 6
B's over Pitt in 7
NJ over Wash in 6
NJ over B's in 6
Detroit over Colorado in 6
San Jose over Anaheim 7
San Jose over Detroit on 7
San Jose over New Jersey in 7
The B's came out in Game 1, intimidated and scared and Montreal took advantage of it big time and the B's had no chance. Game 2 was a whole new Bruins team and the referees flat out lost that game for them, they outplayed Montreal pretty much throughout the game and lost in OT because of the refs, very frustrating. BUT I also had a hard time figuring out what Julien is doing , he benched Phil Kesell in game 2 as well as Dennis Wideman, I wonder what happened there, there must be some shit behind that, those are 2 of our best players. They may be playing hurt and couldn't go, who knows, but this whole Bruins team is so beat up and they still should have and could have won last night. Tonight its back to Boston and they have to win tonight or its over, no way they win 3 straight from Montreal. Bull shit though this series should be knotted at 1 the refs really fucked the B's so bad.
*note* This Paragraph was written Monday morning before the B's lost in Montreal last night.
The reason I've sworn off the Bruins is back before the strike, they were the #1 seed and were up in the series 3-1 to the Habs. Montreal came back to force a game 7 that I had tickets to and the B's frigin blew it. I guess the coach of the B's now was the coach of the Habs then, that's pretty trippy. Now they have a chance to do the same thing tonight to the Habs and even though I don't pay much attention to the Bruins, anything that will make thousands of French Canadians cry is something I'm all for.
So the B's lost, but they got me to write about them, so now there on the map at least.
My NBA Post Season Awards & Playoff Predictions
MVP-1) Chris Paul-Paul's New Orleans Hornets are the biggest surprise in the NBA this year. N.O. is the 2nd seed in the brutal West Conference and most casual NBA fans couldn't name one other player on the Hornets.
2) Kevin Garnett-I always knew KG was one of the best players in the NBA even though he doesn't put up the gaudy stats that other all-stars do. But I still didn't realize how good he really was, to see his leadership and defense every night is a real joy.
3) Kobe Bryant-This is as good as a year as Kobe's ever had. Leading the Lakers to one of the top 2 seeds in the brutal West Conference. The only reason he isn't higher on this list is the Lakers record without Pau Gasol.
4)Lebron James-The best numbers out of anyone on this list and the only good player on his team but the team's record just isn't good enough to warrant given Lebron the MVP
Rookie of the year-
Hawks center Al Horford is the lone rookie in the first five (scoring, 10.1 and rebounding, 9.6) and his team is going to the playoffs. Kevin Durant lead rookies in scoring but he's able to take all the shots he wants on his shitty team.
Most Improved-1) Rajon Rondo. We knew the C's would be a good team, how good exactly depended on Rondo and to a lesser extend Kendrick Perkins, Rondo has grown by leaps and bounds in one season. He's been outstanding, better than anyone figured.
2) Heydog Turkalu-Career highs for the veteran in points rebounding and assist, very versatile player could of been an all-star.
6th player-Manu Ginaboli, no one's even close, he's one of the best players in the league. It's actually kind of silly that he comes off the bench.
Defensive Player-1) Kevin Garnett- What a presence, he can cover Shaq or Jason Kidd all while getting the other 4 guys to play better team defense too.
2) Shane Battier-He covers all the of the best swing men in the league and does an outstanding job.
Coach-1) Rick Adleman-How the Houston Rockets won 55 games(a lot without Yao Ming) is a mystery, how they won 22 in a row(14 without Ming) is a fucking perplexity.
2) Byron Scott-I hate this fucking guy, but he deserves credit for his Hornets great season this year.
3) Maurice Cheeks-I thought the 76ers would suck and he would be fired but he has them playing good hoops and into the playoffs.
Playoff Picks:
Celts beat Atlanta in 4
Detroit beats Philly in 6
Orlando beat Toronto in 5
Washington beat Cleveland in 7
Lakers beat Denver in 5
Dallas beats New Orleans in 7
Spurs beat Phoenix in 6
Utah beats Houston in 5
Celts beat Washington in 5
Detroit beat Cleveland in 7
Lakers beat Utah in 7
The Spurs beat Dallas in 6
Celtics over the Pisstons in 5
San Antonio over The Lakers in 7
Celtics beat San Antonio in 7
Did you see that the Chicago police shot and killed a cougar that was running around the city. That's crazy there's over a million people in Chicago there must be hundreds of cougars. The question is, why are cougars so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department?
Drinks with ice cubes are far superior to drinks without them.
Chocolate by it self is one of the most overrated things on Earth, but you add peanut butter forget about it, one of the tastier treats known to man.
I take back all that good shit I said about France. Apparently there not a fan of Freedom of Speech. Former fox Briget Bardot was arrested and will have to stand trail for saying "The Muslim community is destroying our country and imposing its acts." God forbid someone talk shit about the Muslims.
Waiting for an oven to pre-heat when your starving is agonizing.
People just couldn't wait to bust out there flip flops this season. At Fenway on Saturday I seen tons of dopes wearing flip flops at the game. Only problem is that it was a chilly night, it was a terrible choice of footwear. Even if it was 90 degrees I would never wear flip flops to Fenway. The thought of getting beer, mustard and maybe even piss on my toes does not sound intriguing to me.
I love how everyone made such a big deal out of Valerie smoking weed. David pops speed like there motrin, Brandon gambles his socks off, Steve breaks into every school he goes to, Kelly gets addicted to diet pills and blows everyone and Dillon, well Dillon tops them all with the heroin and the guns. But Val smokes a doobie and "wow that Valerie's one crazy bitch, I don't trust her"
April Birthdays
1st- One of my all time favorite's Sung Hi Lee, rapper, Method Man, love Method Man's music it's great, but one time I went to see his show and he showed up an hour an a half late then went on stage and yelled "My album drops May 18th!" for 45 minutes and that was it, so fuck him
No April 2nd Birthdays worth a dam
3rd- Vito Corleone, Marlon Brando, Jennie Garth who faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being able to quit the cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, being raped, shot the rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectedly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others. Also having a birthday on April 3rd is Alec Baldwin who's a great actor and is outstanding in Tallent Choice Movie, Outside Providence, but his best performance is the message left for his daughter.
4th- Tris Speaker who batted over .380; 5 times and in 1999, he ranked Number 27 on The Sporting News' list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players, and was nominated as a finalist for the Major League Baseball All-Century Team. Overrated Mayo Angelo, what makes her so profound? If she was white nobody would give a dam, just another poet and not to mention Oprah wants to gag on her clit, Veteran Actor Craig T Nelson, NFL Star Keith Bullock, actor Heath Ledger who will make be making it for dinner and great actor who's about to star in his biggest and most important role as Tony Stark in Iron Man.
5th-Hot Chick Krista Allen & NFL star Steven Jackson
6th-Empire Strikes Back stars John Ratzenberger & Billly Dee Williams, surprise surprise Lando Calrissian in disguise
7th- Red Sox Legend Bobby Doer, Godfather Director Francis Ford Coppala
8th- Former First Lady Betty Ford, who really must have known how to party if they named the whole clinic after her.
9th-Hot Chick Grace Park, and the most popular Porn Star of all time, Jenna Jameson. Have you seen Jenna lately? She looks awful, all those years of snorting coke and swallowing cum have finally caught up to her.
10th-TV and video game personality John Madden, BOOM!!, Ken Griffey Sr., who's sperm created the greatest baseball player of my generation & Hot Chicks, Chyler Leigh & Mandy Moore
11th- Red Sox Captain Jason Varitek, MLB Star Mark Texeria, and hot chick Jennifer Esposito
12th-Talk Show Host David Letterman
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Mistakes
Beating Sam Donaldson to the ground with a nine iron
Bought Bill these gag super short jogging shorts and now he actually wears the things!
Cutting off Sinatra's Grammy speech
Not buying deodorized litter for Socks
Not buying deodorized litter for Roger
Her lingering TV kiss with Roseanne
The time she got too near Bill at feed time and lost a finger
Introducing fiance Bill to her sexy roommate Gennifer
Inviting Ted Kennedy to White House for open bar
Not making Bill take her last name
13th-3rd President of the United States and the father to plenty of half black children, Thomas Jefferson & musician Max Weinberg
14th-MLB great Greg Maddux and old school hot chick, Stacy Williams
15th- Really Hot Chick Susan Ward
16th- The greatest coach in NFL History, Bill Belicheck.
After graduating, Bill took a $25-per-week job as an assistant to Baltimore Colts head coach Ted Marchibroda in 1975. In 1976, Belichick joined the Detroit Lions as their assistant special teams coach before adding tight ends and wide receivers to his coaching duties in 1978. He then spent one year in 1978 with the Denver Broncos as their assistant special teams coach and defensive assistant. Belichick then began his 12-year stint with the New York Giants and head coach Ray Perkins in 1979 as a defensive assistant and special teams coach. He added linebackers coaching to his duties in 1980 and was named defensive coordinator in 1985 under head coach Bill Parcells, who had replaced Perkins in 1983. The Giants won Super Bowls following the 1986 and 1990 seasons. His defensive game plan from the New York Giants' 20-19 upset of the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl XXV is now in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, as is his defensive game plan from the Patriots' 20-17 win over the St. Louis Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI.
Cleveland Browns
From 1991 until 1995, Belichick was the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. During his tenure in Cleveland he compiled a 36-44 record, leading the team to its most recent playoff game win in 1994. Based on his performance, many fans in Cleveland think of him as an uncommunicative, dictatorial and arrogant coach who made many questionable moves, including benching and then cutting much-beloved quarterback Bernie Kosar in 1993 in order to replace him with Vinny Testaverde, a move that sparked great controversy in the area. In Belichick's last season in Cleveland the Browns finished 5-11. In November of that year Browns owner Art Modell announced he would move the team to Baltimore after the season. Belichick was fired early in February 1996.
New England Patriots (1996)
After leaving Cleveland, Belichick served under Parcells again as assistant head coach and defensive backs coach with the Patriots for the 1996 season. The Patriots finished with an 11-5 record, won the AFC championship, but lost to the Green Bay Packers at Super Bowl XXXI.
New York Jets
Soon after Super Bowl XXXI, Belichick (and most of the Patriots assistant coaches) migrated with Parcells to the New York Jets. Belichick served as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator for the Jets from 1997 to 1999. When Parcells stepped down as head coach in 1999, Belichick became the new Jets head coach. However, Belichick's introduction to the media the following day turned out to be a surprise resignation announcement. Before taking the podium, he scrawled a resignation note on a sheet of loose leaf paper that read, in its entirety, "I resign as HC of the NYJ." He then delivered a half-hour speech explaining his resignation to the assembled press corps.
Shortly afterward, he accepted an offer from the Patriots to become their new head coach, who had previously tried to hire him away from the Jets. Parcells and the Jets claimed that Belichick was still under contract, and demanded compensation from the Patriots. NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue agreed, and the Patriots gave the Jets a first-round draft pick in 2000 in exchange for the right to hire Belichick.
New England Patriots
Bill Belichick was named New England Patriots head coach in 2000, succeeding Pete Carroll.
2000 season
The Patriots went 5-11 in the regular season and missed the playoffs. To date, this is Bill Belichick's only losing season with the Patriots.
2001 season
The Patriots went 11-5 in the regular season, and defeated the Oakland Raiders and Pittsburgh Steelers on the way to the Super Bowl. In Super Bowl XXXVI, Belichick's defense held the St. Louis Rams' offense, which had averaged 31 points during the season, to 17 points, and the Patriots won on a last second field goal by Adam Vinateri. The win was the first Super Bowl championship in Patriots history.
2003 season
The Patriots' season started with a 31-0 loss to the Buffalo Bills in week 1 a few days after they released team defense captain Lawyer Milloy. The team went on to win 14 out of their remaining 15 games, including the last twelve of the regular season. In the final week of the regular season the Patriots avenged their loss to the Bills by the same 31-0 score. They defeated the Tennessee Titans in the AFC Divisional round. Playing against the Indianapolis Colts and Co-MVP Peyton Manning (Steve McNair of the Titans was also Co-MVP) the Pats recorded 4 interceptions, and advanced to Super Bowl XXXVIII, where they defeated the Carolina Panthers 32-29 on a late Adam Vinatieri field goal. Belichick also was awarded with the NFL Coach of the Year Award.
2004 season
The Patriots once again went 14-2, and defeated the Colts in the AFC divisional round. They opened the season at 6-0, which combined with the 12 straight wins to end the previous regular season, broke the record for most wins in a row, formerly held by the Miami Dolphins during and just after their perfect 1972 season, with 18 straight wins. They defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC Championship game. In Super Bowl XXXIX the Patriots beat the Philadelphia Eagles and became only the second team to win 3 Super Bowls in 4 Years. Belichick is the only coach to accomplish this feat. Charlie Weis left for the University of Notre Dame following the game, and Romeo Crennel became the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
2007 season
Bill Belichick led the Patriots to the first perfect regular season since the introduction of the 16-game regular season schedule in 1978, only the fourth team to do so in National Football League history after the 1934 and 1942 Chicago Bears and 1972 Miami Dolphins. .
17th-Hot Chick Jennifer Garner
18th-Diggstownn Star James Woods, Rick Moranis, who won a the Academy Award for best supporting actor in 1987 for his role as Dark Helmet in the critally aclaimed Spaceballs. The best Late Night TV host in the biz, Conan O’Brien, Future NLF Hall of Famer Willie Roaf, and MLB star Miguel Cabrera.
19th-Hot chick from back in the day Jane Mansfield, Vetern Actor Tim Curry, who was nominated for best actor in 1985 for his perfomance in "Clue" hot chick Ashley Judd, & Kate Hudson, who's cute as a button and is a pretty good actress but the movies she stars in are the worst, look at this crap, Fools Gold, Skelton Key, Raisen Helen, Alex & Emma, and maybe the worst film of all time, How to Lose a Guys in Ten Days, it should of been called, How to Lose Your Temper in Ten minutes. Anakin Skywalker actor Hayden Christianson, whoever casted him for that role made a huge mistake, he's awful. Just a lousy, lousy actor. Hot Tennis Champ Maria Sharapova
20th-Little Shit Napoleon Bonaparte, The biggest asshole the Earth's ever seen, Adlof Hilter, Handsome Devil Clint Howard, The Yankee for some reason noone hates Don Mattingly , so I'll say it fuck him and his moustach and Hot Chick Carmen Electra .
April 21st-MLB Great Warren Spahn & Hold me closer Tony Danza
April 22nd-Actor Jack Nicolson, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, & Hot Chick who Jack probably banged Anna Falchi.
Thanks for reading
"I'm Tallent, I approve of this message and talking shit about Muslims?"
Detroit beats Philly in 6
Orlando beat Toronto in 5
Washington beat Cleveland in 7
Lakers beat Denver in 5
Dallas beats New Orleans in 7
Spurs beat Phoenix in 6
Utah beats Houston in 5
Celts beat Washington in 5
Detroit beat Cleveland in 7
Lakers beat Utah in 7
The Spurs beat Dallas in 6
Celtics over the Pisstons in 5
San Antonio over The Lakers in 7
Celtics beat San Antonio in 7
Did you see that the Chicago police shot and killed a cougar that was running around the city. That's crazy there's over a million people in Chicago there must be hundreds of cougars. The question is, why are cougars so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department?
Drinks with ice cubes are far superior to drinks without them.
Chocolate by it self is one of the most overrated things on Earth, but you add peanut butter forget about it, one of the tastier treats known to man.
I take back all that good shit I said about France. Apparently there not a fan of Freedom of Speech. Former fox Briget Bardot was arrested and will have to stand trail for saying "The Muslim community is destroying our country and imposing its acts." God forbid someone talk shit about the Muslims.
Waiting for an oven to pre-heat when your starving is agonizing.
People just couldn't wait to bust out there flip flops this season. At Fenway on Saturday I seen tons of dopes wearing flip flops at the game. Only problem is that it was a chilly night, it was a terrible choice of footwear. Even if it was 90 degrees I would never wear flip flops to Fenway. The thought of getting beer, mustard and maybe even piss on my toes does not sound intriguing to me.
I love how everyone made such a big deal out of Valerie smoking weed. David pops speed like there motrin, Brandon gambles his socks off, Steve breaks into every school he goes to, Kelly gets addicted to diet pills and blows everyone and Dillon, well Dillon tops them all with the heroin and the guns. But Val smokes a doobie and "wow that Valerie's one crazy bitch, I don't trust her"
April Birthdays
1st- One of my all time favorite's Sung Hi Lee, rapper, Method Man, love Method Man's music it's great, but one time I went to see his show and he showed up an hour an a half late then went on stage and yelled "My album drops May 18th!" for 45 minutes and that was it, so fuck him
No April 2nd Birthdays worth a dam
3rd- Vito Corleone, Marlon Brando, Jennie Garth who faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being able to quit the cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, being raped, shot the rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectedly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others. Also having a birthday on April 3rd is Alec Baldwin who's a great actor and is outstanding in Tallent Choice Movie, Outside Providence, but his best performance is the message left for his daughter.
4th- Tris Speaker who batted over .380; 5 times and in 1999, he ranked Number 27 on The Sporting News' list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players, and was nominated as a finalist for the Major League Baseball All-Century Team. Overrated Mayo Angelo, what makes her so profound? If she was white nobody would give a dam, just another poet and not to mention Oprah wants to gag on her clit, Veteran Actor Craig T Nelson, NFL Star Keith Bullock, actor Heath Ledger who will make be making it for dinner and great actor who's about to star in his biggest and most important role as Tony Stark in Iron Man.
5th-Hot Chick Krista Allen & NFL star Steven Jackson
6th-Empire Strikes Back stars John Ratzenberger & Billly Dee Williams, surprise surprise Lando Calrissian in disguise
7th- Red Sox Legend Bobby Doer, Godfather Director Francis Ford Coppala
8th- Former First Lady Betty Ford, who really must have known how to party if they named the whole clinic after her.
9th-Hot Chick Grace Park, and the most popular Porn Star of all time, Jenna Jameson. Have you seen Jenna lately? She looks awful, all those years of snorting coke and swallowing cum have finally caught up to her.
10th-TV and video game personality John Madden, BOOM!!, Ken Griffey Sr., who's sperm created the greatest baseball player of my generation & Hot Chicks, Chyler Leigh & Mandy Moore
11th- Red Sox Captain Jason Varitek, MLB Star Mark Texeria, and hot chick Jennifer Esposito
12th-Talk Show Host David Letterman
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Mistakes
Beating Sam Donaldson to the ground with a nine iron
Bought Bill these gag super short jogging shorts and now he actually wears the things!
Cutting off Sinatra's Grammy speech
Not buying deodorized litter for Socks
Not buying deodorized litter for Roger
Her lingering TV kiss with Roseanne
The time she got too near Bill at feed time and lost a finger
Introducing fiance Bill to her sexy roommate Gennifer
Inviting Ted Kennedy to White House for open bar
Not making Bill take her last name
13th-3rd President of the United States and the father to plenty of half black children, Thomas Jefferson & musician Max Weinberg
14th-MLB great Greg Maddux and old school hot chick, Stacy Williams
15th- Really Hot Chick Susan Ward
16th- The greatest coach in NFL History, Bill Belicheck.
After graduating, Bill took a $25-per-week job as an assistant to Baltimore Colts head coach Ted Marchibroda in 1975. In 1976, Belichick joined the Detroit Lions as their assistant special teams coach before adding tight ends and wide receivers to his coaching duties in 1978. He then spent one year in 1978 with the Denver Broncos as their assistant special teams coach and defensive assistant. Belichick then began his 12-year stint with the New York Giants and head coach Ray Perkins in 1979 as a defensive assistant and special teams coach. He added linebackers coaching to his duties in 1980 and was named defensive coordinator in 1985 under head coach Bill Parcells, who had replaced Perkins in 1983. The Giants won Super Bowls following the 1986 and 1990 seasons. His defensive game plan from the New York Giants' 20-19 upset of the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl XXV is now in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, as is his defensive game plan from the Patriots' 20-17 win over the St. Louis Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI.
Cleveland Browns
From 1991 until 1995, Belichick was the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. During his tenure in Cleveland he compiled a 36-44 record, leading the team to its most recent playoff game win in 1994. Based on his performance, many fans in Cleveland think of him as an uncommunicative, dictatorial and arrogant coach who made many questionable moves, including benching and then cutting much-beloved quarterback Bernie Kosar in 1993 in order to replace him with Vinny Testaverde, a move that sparked great controversy in the area. In Belichick's last season in Cleveland the Browns finished 5-11. In November of that year Browns owner Art Modell announced he would move the team to Baltimore after the season. Belichick was fired early in February 1996.
New England Patriots (1996)
After leaving Cleveland, Belichick served under Parcells again as assistant head coach and defensive backs coach with the Patriots for the 1996 season. The Patriots finished with an 11-5 record, won the AFC championship, but lost to the Green Bay Packers at Super Bowl XXXI.
New York Jets
Soon after Super Bowl XXXI, Belichick (and most of the Patriots assistant coaches) migrated with Parcells to the New York Jets. Belichick served as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator for the Jets from 1997 to 1999. When Parcells stepped down as head coach in 1999, Belichick became the new Jets head coach. However, Belichick's introduction to the media the following day turned out to be a surprise resignation announcement. Before taking the podium, he scrawled a resignation note on a sheet of loose leaf paper that read, in its entirety, "I resign as HC of the NYJ." He then delivered a half-hour speech explaining his resignation to the assembled press corps.
Shortly afterward, he accepted an offer from the Patriots to become their new head coach, who had previously tried to hire him away from the Jets. Parcells and the Jets claimed that Belichick was still under contract, and demanded compensation from the Patriots. NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue agreed, and the Patriots gave the Jets a first-round draft pick in 2000 in exchange for the right to hire Belichick.
New England Patriots
Bill Belichick was named New England Patriots head coach in 2000, succeeding Pete Carroll.
2000 season
The Patriots went 5-11 in the regular season and missed the playoffs. To date, this is Bill Belichick's only losing season with the Patriots.
2001 season
The Patriots went 11-5 in the regular season, and defeated the Oakland Raiders and Pittsburgh Steelers on the way to the Super Bowl. In Super Bowl XXXVI, Belichick's defense held the St. Louis Rams' offense, which had averaged 31 points during the season, to 17 points, and the Patriots won on a last second field goal by Adam Vinateri. The win was the first Super Bowl championship in Patriots history.
2003 season
The Patriots' season started with a 31-0 loss to the Buffalo Bills in week 1 a few days after they released team defense captain Lawyer Milloy. The team went on to win 14 out of their remaining 15 games, including the last twelve of the regular season. In the final week of the regular season the Patriots avenged their loss to the Bills by the same 31-0 score. They defeated the Tennessee Titans in the AFC Divisional round. Playing against the Indianapolis Colts and Co-MVP Peyton Manning (Steve McNair of the Titans was also Co-MVP) the Pats recorded 4 interceptions, and advanced to Super Bowl XXXVIII, where they defeated the Carolina Panthers 32-29 on a late Adam Vinatieri field goal. Belichick also was awarded with the NFL Coach of the Year Award.
2004 season
The Patriots once again went 14-2, and defeated the Colts in the AFC divisional round. They opened the season at 6-0, which combined with the 12 straight wins to end the previous regular season, broke the record for most wins in a row, formerly held by the Miami Dolphins during and just after their perfect 1972 season, with 18 straight wins. They defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC Championship game. In Super Bowl XXXIX the Patriots beat the Philadelphia Eagles and became only the second team to win 3 Super Bowls in 4 Years. Belichick is the only coach to accomplish this feat. Charlie Weis left for the University of Notre Dame following the game, and Romeo Crennel became the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
2007 season
Bill Belichick led the Patriots to the first perfect regular season since the introduction of the 16-game regular season schedule in 1978, only the fourth team to do so in National Football League history after the 1934 and 1942 Chicago Bears and 1972 Miami Dolphins. .
17th-Hot Chick Jennifer Garner
18th-Diggstownn Star James Woods, Rick Moranis, who won a the Academy Award for best supporting actor in 1987 for his role as Dark Helmet in the critally aclaimed Spaceballs. The best Late Night TV host in the biz, Conan O’Brien, Future NLF Hall of Famer Willie Roaf, and MLB star Miguel Cabrera.
19th-Hot chick from back in the day Jane Mansfield, Vetern Actor Tim Curry, who was nominated for best actor in 1985 for his perfomance in "Clue" hot chick Ashley Judd, & Kate Hudson, who's cute as a button and is a pretty good actress but the movies she stars in are the worst, look at this crap, Fools Gold, Skelton Key, Raisen Helen, Alex & Emma, and maybe the worst film of all time, How to Lose a Guys in Ten Days, it should of been called, How to Lose Your Temper in Ten minutes. Anakin Skywalker actor Hayden Christianson, whoever casted him for that role made a huge mistake, he's awful. Just a lousy, lousy actor. Hot Tennis Champ Maria Sharapova
20th-Little Shit Napoleon Bonaparte, The biggest asshole the Earth's ever seen, Adlof Hilter, Handsome Devil Clint Howard, The Yankee for some reason noone hates Don Mattingly , so I'll say it fuck him and his moustach and Hot Chick Carmen Electra .
April 21st-MLB Great Warren Spahn & Hold me closer Tony Danza
April 22nd-Actor Jack Nicolson, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, & Hot Chick who Jack probably banged Anna Falchi.
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