Wednesday, March 19, 2008

2 Fucking Weeks!


Sorry for the hiatus, but the federal government just refuses to send me the laptop check.

Whatever happened to Altoids? A few years ago everyone was carrying Altoids, now you never see them. Once the king of breath mints is now only used in flatio.

Rachel Ray's talk show was cancelled and good riddance. What a frigin fool that woman is, complete clown. I'll give her credit, the shit in her cook book are good legit meals. There not inane reciepy that call for some spice you can only get in parts unknown. Anything my wife has made out of her cook books has been delicious (not delish or yummo), but Ray is a real Munson, I hope see burns her tongue on her stupid dunking dogunts.


Big ups to Barney Frank, he's 100% right. Not about tossing a mans salad, but anyone caught with a small amount of weed should just get a ticket and not have to go through the whole deal about being arrested for it. It's a real waste of cops time he he has to go through the motions of arresting a 38 year old man because he has half a joint on him.


I've heard way too many times that what happened to Elliot Spitzers family was "tragic". Even former NY Governor George Pataki used the word "tragic". I'm sorry but paying 4 boxes of Ziti for something you could get under a bridge in Long Island City for $40 and getting caught isn't tragic, it's a shame but not tragic. The Holocaust, 9/11, Dafur, Super Bowl XXLI are all real tragedies, this doesn't qualify.

ESPN's Doug Gothlieb is a smug prick, that needs to be smacked around.

What's the deal with this show Cold Case. My wife and I were watching the other day as the City of Philadelphia pays good money to a team of like 5 or 6 detectives to solve murder that happened in the the 30's! So after a like a week, they end up getting the guy and he's like 200 years old with Alzheimer's. He has no idea there taking him to jail, they could be taking him to Universal Island of Adventure for all he knows.

So Tony Stark think Ms. Marvel is a skrull, I guess? If that's true than maybe Luke Cage is also a Skrull, she's let him off the hook twice now when she supposed to be arresting him. But he's been the one kind of blew the whistle on some funny business even before they found out Elektra was a skrull. So Elektra was a skrull, also Black Bolt(but for how long?), and it seems Captain Marvel might not be from the future after all but might be a skrull and not even know it!

Speaking of Tony Stark, did you read the story about the name in Australia that committed suicide by building a robot and programming it to kill him. That's genius! If anyone know how to get in touch with this robot, please let me know. I would like to hire him to guard Jimmy Skorner's house next year during the parade. That why he wont have to guard his house and his family can go away and avoid the nonsense and the pathetic fools that spread across Southie like locust every year. I'd actually rather the Locus.

Just think if Brandon never noticed that ski jump, his cousin Bobby would still be able to walk today. Also I'm glad Kelly got sick and had to go the hospital, she was acting like a cunt. Someone should of shoved those diet pills down her throat and what's with Andrea doesn't;t she ever date white guys.


Does anyone have worse luck that the lady that got hit my the stingray and dies. Shit one second she's enjoying a rice boat ride in Florida and then BAM! a stingray decides to jump, it hits you and fall back and smash you skull and die. How big is the ocean and that stingray jumped on you, damn.



Birthdays

March 11th-Poor prick Rubert Murdoch, actor who palys James Rhodes in the upcoming Iron Man movie Terance Howard, patient hitter Bobby Abrue, NBA Elton Brand, Hot Chick Heidi Cortez.

March 12t-Man who's seen both fire and Rain, James Taylor, Coke whore Daryl Strawberry.

March 13th-the guy who started all the nonsense, L. Ron Hubbard, William H. Macy who's been a a couple Tallent picks Fargo and Boogie Nights, MLB's best pitcher Johan Santana,& NBA star Caron Butler.

Also on March 13th 1781, German-born English astronomer William Herschel discovers the planet Uranus. Herschel immediately thinks to himslef "hey I can cum up in here".........SO HE DID!

March 14th-Stupid ass Albert Einstein,The Muppet Christmas Carol star Michael Caine, Yankees DH Billy Crystal, man who gave hope to every fuck fat, Kirby Puckett, sexy roid user Kiana Tom \ and hot chick Rosalyn Sanchez

March 15th-Cover of the double sawbuck and Peter Gammon look alike, Andrew Jackson, hot chick Eva Longoria and even hotter chick Penny Lancaster


March 16th-Crackhead Favor Flav , Wrestler Val Venius

March 17th-Bid Trouble Little China Star Kurt Russell, Handsome Devil Rob Lowe, Pumpkin Smasher Billy Corrigan, 2004 Word Series Winner Bill Mueller, and hot chick Britney Daniel-

March 18th-President Grover Cleveland and cougar Vanessa Williams-

March 19th-Star of Moonlighting Bruce Willis, Comic Book reader Kevin Smith and the owner of the worlds greatest ass Vida Guerra-

March 20th-NBA coach Pat Riley, William Hurt who plays Gen. Thunderbolt Ross in the upcoming Hulk movie, he actually plays in a lot of shit but you never really hear of him too much and one of the 2 best hockey players ever the legend Bobby Orr.

March 21st-80's Bond Timmy Dalton, and Gary Oldman, he actually plays in a lot of shit but you never really hear of him too much and he words biggest twat Rosie O'Donnell, I hope she dies from the worlds worst yeast ineffecion.

March 22nd-Anti-Semite Brian Shaw and Hollywood legend Willima Shatner

March 23rd-One of the few decent ESPN guys Ron Jawoski, future NBA Hall of Famer Jason Kidd, strike thrower Mark Buehrle, cockless John Wayne Bobbitt, and the greatest dog in the world Pedro Martinez Zarnoch Tallent.

March 24th-Underrated MLB Hall of Famer George Sisler
Ridiculous but funny actor/tv host R. Lee Emey, wrestler the Undertaker, NBA star Chris Bosh, Colts roleplayer Peyton Manning, former Tony Soprano Gumma Annabella Sciorra


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Monday, March 10, 2008

More like GAYlight savings


Anyone that knows me, knows how much I loathe when we fuck with the clocks twice a year. It fucks things up for like a week. Nobody knows what time it is, if the clock your looking at is right, an hour ahead, or an hour behind. IT'S CHAOS. I started a grassroots campaign to abolish daylight savings some years ago but it only got as far as one phone call.
But what I don't understand is when people say we lost an hour sleep, no you don't. You still sleep the same amount of time, the clocks are just different. Daylight savings doesn't just effect people, it fucks the cows as well. I spoke to Katherine Burton, an employee at Penn Hills-based Turner Dairy Farms about this situation.
"You try to keep constant what time you milk your cow, so that she's not having to hold more milk than she's used to," "What happens with daylight-saving time is it means you're milking her earlier, so it changes her amount of milk that she's holding. So you'll have less in the morning milking tank." she said.
This angers me, cows are huge to society, why fuck with them. Compare a cow to the many useless things on the planet like mosquito's, pigeons and scientologist. None of them contribute anything, but a cow provides milk, leather and best of all beef. They don't hurt anyone or even make to much noise. They just stand around mooing, eating grass, getting milked until there big day when there turned into a suede jacket and a bunch of delicious beef. We here at B?IHKH! are a big fan of the cow.

News broke today that NY Governor Gov. Eliot Spitzer is in trouble because he's involved in a prostitution ring. Wow, good thing I'm not a Governor, I had no idea that kind of thing was fronded upon.

Sometimes I wish I was a heroin addict. Not a care in the world except where's my next fix. No worries about work, bills, family, just do heroin until one day you buy a bad bag for $4 and your dead.

What a tough few days for the Walsh's. First Cindy was super jealous of Eckhouse's new secretary, than Brenda finally finds out about Kelly and Dillon, when she and her new boyfriend Rick see them at the restaurant. Poor Rick, just as he's hitting it off with Eckhouse, Brenda goes and dumps him. At least Rick had being Superman to look forward to. Then Brandon was having trouble with Nikki and her old boyfriend Diesel, but Brando got the last laugh when he knocked Diesel out with a vicious right hook.

Remember after hurricane Katrina Sean Penn was walking around New Orleans with a shotgun, hahahahahha what fucking clown. I wish someone shot at him, he would of raised the flood waters by pissing in his paints

Comedy Central must be the most inconsistent network there is. Last Saturday they played a historically great double feature. Airplane! followed by Spaceballs, not sure if a network has ever played 2 better movies back to back. So after the chores and errands were finished this Saturday, I eagerly checked to see this weeks double feature..............Jawaman followed by the Ladies Man. Wow that's quite the step back.

The great David Bowie is either well head of his time or can see the future. In 1972 he sang "All the young dudes, carry the news, GOOGLE IT too, carry the news". Google didn't start until 1998, how did he know to Google shit in 1972? Amazing.

How did the early North American settlers and the natives ever communicate? The natives were over here, living off the land, smoking peace pipes with no idea of any Europe and the suckers in Europe thought the world was flat and had no idea there were Indians, there was no conduit between the 2 that could teach each other there respective langauge's.

I have a message for Sara Bareilles. Go fuck yourself, I don't want a frigin love song.

I had a chance to post today and not much to write so lets rip Oprah.
My mother is huge fan even gets her magazine. You know the magazine which features Oprah on every fucking cover. Yeah you not to self absorbed,you fat bitch. Anyway the cover said, “The Wrinkle Report: Finally science has done something for Women.” WHAT!? FINALLY? Insulin, Cat Scans, Heart Transplants, Decoding of DNA, Open Heart Surgery all qualify as significant medical improvements. These are only a select few that I can list, plus they were all discovered in the 20th century.
Why is she respected as an interviewer? She's full of crap, and she just agrees with whatever bullshit her guests tell her, without asking any hard questions.
Oprah is a subjective, selective reporter of heavily misleading information. She seems as though she is a radical feminist; however, she does not back her opinions up with adequate legitimate support. She's just another example of empty-headed celebrity that contribute nothing more to fatuous modern culture.

Dekembe Mutumbo is the oldest player in the NBA at age 74, and he's every bit as good if not better than everyone's darling Ben Wallace.

I haven't mentioned the C's in awhile, but there's not much to mention. There simply laying waste to the NBA getting ready for a deep playoff run.

Not so sure about my pre-season Final Four picks anymore. I'm confident that Kansas and UNC will be there, but Michigan State and Georgetown not so much. I'll stay with MSU, I like Tom Izzo in the tourney.

The Gootch's B's report:
After a 2 week's worth of excellent hockey where the B's won 6 in a row and 7 of 8 games and 5 in a row on the road, the B's seem to be awfully tired from this grueling schedule and now have lost 4 of the last 5 games and two beatings 10-2 and 8-2. Tim Thomas is noticeably exhausted but Alex Auld has been excellent although losing 2 of 3 games he lost 1-0 to Fla then won 2-1 to Wash and lost again 1-0 yesterday to NY. The B's offense is struggling so bad and just cannot score, having one of the best power plays in the NHL now seem to be snake bitten and cant score at all and possibly lost the captain Zdeno Chara for a little bit with an upper body type injury...The B's arent in Danger of being bumped out of the playoffs but they are only 2 points out of the 8th and final seed. The remaining schedule is brutal for them so it should be interesting the rest of the way.

From the Mailbag:

From Jim James Louisville, Kentucky,:

Tallent, when did you know McCain was the right man to lead the free world?

Jim, I liked him in 2000 but I was still a democrat so I never got the chance to vote for him because Karl Rove told everyone that McCain had a black love child. But to tell you the truth I wasn't sure what a wonderful man he was, until the day I found out his cause, was to do it all for us. YEEEEEEAAH!



Birthdays

March 8th-NFL Star Hines Ward, Actor James van der Beek, I don't want.........your life, and hot chick, now a cougar Kathy Ireland. Ireland has a very special place in my heart, she's the first girl that I really considered a piece of ass.
http://I.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/96_kireland_02.jpg

March 9th-Girls everywhere. Linda Fiorentino-http://www.fast-rewind.com/gotcha1.jpg
Britney Snow-http://evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/brittany_snow.jpg
and make sure you check out Yessica(great name) Toscanini-http://www1.vg.no/bildespesial/bildearkiv/5177/1171533420.92746.jpg

March 10th-Super Twat Sharon Stone (if the only redeemable thing you've ever done in life is show you pussy, then you must be a real piece of shit, which Stone is). NBA bust Kwame Brown, Roush Fenway superstar Matt Kensith and hot chicks
Carrie Underwood-http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/carrie-underwood/pictures/carrie-underwood-picture-6.jpg
Eva Herzigona-http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/97_eherzigova_01.jpg

Also on March 10th 1862, The first paper money in the United States is issued. On March 11th 1862 Yuppies invented the debit card and haven't looked back.


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Friday, March 7, 2008

1191!



He did it! Johnny Boy shocked the Nation and ran away with the GOP nomination. It's strange that it was one of the biggest comebacks in election history yet McCain ran away with the nomination. The comeback was from the critics, the naysayers, the so called experts that think Americans wanted either a phony Mormon with a Dr.Strange haircut or a guy that just happened to be mayor of New York on September 11th 2001. The truth is Americans want the best guy for the job and that's McCain. The GOP Election wasn't even close, McCain won NH and never looked back. Rudy was gone by Florida & Shit realized he was done after Super Tuesday. I'm gonna git you Suckabee stayed around because he's unemployed. Huckabee interviewed for the now vacant daytime shift at the Cornerstone, we'll keep you posted.

The McCain Campaign was pretty quite in the media before Tuesday, but he said busy. McCain traveled through Ohio and Texas in advance of Tuesday's primaries in each state. From Tyler and San Antonio to Cleveland and Cincinnati, the crowds at all of John McCain's events were excited, and the energy was contagious.
In West Chester, Ohio, McCain visited the Armor Holdings factory where they assemble armored vehicles used in Iraq. After touring the plant, he held a town hall meeting, speaking to hundreds of employees before answering questions.

John McCain also held a town hall meeting at Rice University's Baker Institute for Public Policy in Houston, Texas. After the event, former Secretary of State James Baker endorsed John McCain. Secretary Baker said, "I support John McCain because he has the critical leadership qualities, real-world experience, and resolute moral compass that our next president will need in order to responsibly address the daunting global and domestic challenges that lie ahead."

Also last week we witnessed the first of the negative TV attacks that will be waged against John McCain. The liberal group VoteVets.org has begun airing an attack ad on cable television that flat out lies about John McCain's positions. We saw a similar attack from the New York Times last week, and it is only the beginning. It appears that the politics of "hope and change" are euphemisms for even more vicious attacks than we've ever seen before. All the usual liberal suspects - MoveOn.org, the Democratic National Committee, The New York Times and others - are adding to the efforts under way by VoteVets.org and are plotting to spend over $20 million to smear John McCain.

John took the time to Email me the other so I'll share his Email with you now:
we did it.
Tallent,

We won the Republican nomination. It was a long, up and down journey, but we stuck together, spoke honestly to the American people, and our steadfast determination has paid off. You have my thanks and undying gratitude for your unwavering support on the campaign trail and on your blog.
As we come to the end of our party's primary contest, we begin what will certainly be a spirited and hard-fought campaign against the Democratic nominee. In November, Americans will have a clear choice to make. And I intend to fight as hard as I can to make it very clear that I am the candidate with the experience and leadership to serve as our commander in chief from day one.


Obama couldn't put Hil away on the so called 2nd Super Tuesday. Hil took Ohio and won the Texas primary. Hil isn't really isn't back in the race much more than she was on Monday because Obama won the caucus portion of the Texas election so Hil only gained like 6 delegates. So it's status quo in the Democratic primary unless, Hil can some how free the delegates that aren't counted in Florida & Michigan or even gets another primary for these states. Party head Howard Dean is fighting to do the primaries over in these states. I hope these states are proud of themselves, if they have to run another primary it will cost each state roughly $12-$15 Million. I spoke to Howard Dean about this and he said "WE GOT TO DO ANOTHER PRIMARY IN FLORIDA AND IN MICHIGAN, THAN WE'LL GO TO WASHINGTON AND TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE, EEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ralph Nader is back for a third party presidential nomination. Hopefully he can help steal a state like Florida for the GOP again like he did in 2000. If you remember Florida was a pretty important state in that election. Nader, pretty much a communist who wants government to set prices and even wages for workers.

Obama has received and accepted the backing of Louis Farrakhan. So now in Obama's corner is another one of my arch enemies. Jon Kerry, Patrick Duval, Ted Kennedy, Oprah and now Farrakhan, who's next David Tyree?

Star Jones TV show was cancelled, big fucking surprise. I didn't know that hideous creature even had a TV show. Who the hell wants to hear what she has to say, she's a puke with no readable human qualities.


Another crazy gunman, this time at Wendy's. Now this one really rubs me the wrong way. If you going to shoot up a restaurant, make it a shity McDonald's or Applebee's. Don't go giving Wendy bad press, all she wants to do is serve delicious burgers.
If there are any crazy gunman reading today, please save your rampage for May 31st. On May 31st at the Bank of America Pavilion, Cyndi Lauper is performing with The B-52and Rosie O'Donnell along with host Carson Kressley of the Bravo cable network's "Queer Eye". If you can't actually shoot the performers, I'm thinking anyone that spent money to go to that show could use a bullet in the sternum.

One word to describe Jon Shibly's new commercial: Powerful

Once again all the so called experts are licking the testicles of the Chicago Cubs, I'm not buying it. They'll probably win that awful Division unless maybe Milwaukee steps it up, but there not NL contenders, the Mets, Philly, Ariz and maybe Colo are all better than them.

Looks like the Sox would very well will back to back World Series. There already a Juggernaut. If there beating teams like Boston College 24-0 Northeastern like 14-3, how are the Yanks, Tor, Det, Clev, LA & Sea supposed to compete with them.

Big ups to Prince Harry. He didn't have to go to the front lines, but he did, good for him.

The odds are out for the newest version of Dancing with the Stars. It's tough to handicap it until you know who the stars partner is. Cheryl Burke is a 2 time champ who was bounced early last season because she was partnered up with Wayne Newton. She'll be looking to bounce back also Tony Doublini has gone deep in the contest a few times now but hasn't won it yet. As for the stars, I can't see Adam Carolla taking it serious enough to go deep, hopefully Shannon Elizabeth sticks around, Steve Guttenberg has no chance, hopefully Penn Jillette's heart magically explodes during competition and he dies, Priscilla Presley could do well, Monica Seles certainly has the athletic ability to make a splash that is if nobody stabs her in the spine, I think Jason Taylor will do well, I hear he's already putting in a lot of practice hours, Kristi Yamaguchi could be the favorite, she was a figure skater and that's just like dancing on ice which I think would be harder. As for the rest of the cast I don;t know who Mario, Marlee Martin or Marissa Jaret Winokur are.

Remember that show Murder She Wrote? Everywhere that chick Jessica Fletcher went someone would wind up getting wacked. Why wasn't anyone investigating her? For 12 years people were killed all around her and she conveniently always had the answers. I'm calling Shenanigans, these cases should be re-opened, I just hope she hasn't set up some poor prick for a little lethal injection action. More like Murder She Did.

Birthdays
March 1-My good friend Chuck Zito. Me and Chuck have been friends ever since I slapped around some guy that was giving Chuck a hard time at a bar one nght. Ever since, me and Chuck hang out at Score's a lot and every once in a while we'll hang out in Vegas for a big fight. The pic above was taking by Jimmy Scorner at the Hard Rock pool in Vegas. Also having a birthday pn March 1tt is long logged Ana Hickman http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/hickmann4.JPG

Also on March 1st 1972, Wilt Chamberlain becomes the first NBA basketball player to score 30,000....................................................... points.

March 2-Rock Legend Jon Bon Jovi, & new blond Bond Daniel Craig.

March 3-Crazy kicker Sebastian Janikiwoski, NFL Ben Rothsleberger and a good day for hot chicks Julie Bowen-http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1370/juliebowenlastcallud3.jpg- Jessica Biel-http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/jessicabiel/jessica_biel_7.jpg-
and best of the bunch Kim Smith -http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8961/tilt2k7kimsmith01za5.jpg.

March 4-Super Hot Rachel Roberts- http://temp.pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-09-03/Rachel_Roberts_009.jpg

March 5th-That piece of shit magic cunt Penn Jillette, Baseball star Paul Konerko, hot chick Niki Taylor-http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/z/H/1/Niki_Taylor.jpg
and the lovely,the tallented, the lovely Eva Mendes seen above and here http://www.newchatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/eva-mendes-sex-scene.jpg

March 6th-Ed McMahon, Tom Arnold whom blows, but the part with him in the bathroom stall in the first Austin Powers movie is classic, NBA birthdays have Michael Finley, Shaq( I told you that trade would suck for Pho) and the lousy Wally Szczerbiak, I don't care what Disco says, Wally is a stiff always has been, everyone thinks that trade was great for Lebron James, Ben Wallace has always been overrated especially now he's legit below average, the Coco Crisp of the NBA is Ben Wallace.

Feb-7th Professional Hitter Jeff Kent & one of my all time favorite playmates Brooke Berry
http://www.ullarsokkar.com/broke_berry/BrookeBerry_Pool_03.jpg

Also on Feb 7th 1876: Alexander Graham Bell receives a patent for the telephone.
Really not that impressed, who ever invented the text message is the real genius.


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Monday, March 3, 2008

Blogger's Back



Forgive me readers for I have sinned, it's has been 13 days since I have posted.

I would like to thank the NY times for helping my boy McCain. The commie rag tried to to get nasty saying Johnny Boy was giving it hard to some chick lobbyist. They tried to take him down but all they did was build him up and disgrace themselves. Unnamed sources with no story trying to stir the poo because McCain likes blondes. I wonder if the times will write that I had inappropriate relationship with my dry cleaner because I like Asians. Another thing the Time accomplished was to unite the GOP party. The only thing the righties hate more than an anti war, illegal alien, atheist that's going to have an abortion is the NY Times. By lying about McCain the Times has rallied GOP behind McCain. Just today the Times published an article saying McCain should be ruled out because he was born in the Panama Canal Zone. But McCain's old man was in the Navy, and that's why Johnny Boy was born abroad(hahaha a broad). The Times further enhances it's reputation as being the worlds most full of shit paper.

I'm starting to think this Michelle Obama is a Niggunt. About her "first time in my adult life you were proud of your country" talk. Don't let your nipples get too hard yet. Your husband might beat the unlikable bitch in your primary. But this country will not elect Obama over McCain, you can log that all day long! But than I was reading her college thesis and read the following.

"I found at Princeton, no matter how liberal and open minded some of my white classmates try to be toward me, I sometimes feel like a visitor on campus; as if I really don't belong"

Regardless of thee circumstances under which I interact with whites at Princeton, it often seems as if, to them, I will always be a black student first.

This next quote sounds more like a Black Panther Speech than a college thesis.

"It is possible that black individuals either chose to or felt pressure to come together....because of the belief that blacks must join in soldiery to combat the white oppressor."



Waaaaaa I'm black and go to Princeton WAAAAAAAAA. What about all the people black, white, spic & chink that are just as smart and smarter than you that didn't have the chance to go to Princeton or Harvard.

She grabbed a partial scholarship to Princeton and a FULL FUCKING FREE RIDE AT HARVARD. Were where white oppressors than! Were you pround of your country when it handed you over like $150 grand to go to school. I don't have any facts but I'm willing to guess some of the scholarships she's received weren't;t available to white students. Even though I don't agree with most if any of Obama's politics, I respect that he hasn't played the race card, he's let Hilary do that, but his wife should shut up and continue to finger Oprah's snatch.

With Obama with a close lead, the Democrat primary goes to the key states Texas & Ohio. If Hill wins both than she's right back in the race. If she wins one, she's still in but not looking good (does she ever?). If she loses both, goodnight Irene.

I can't believe in a race so close, it's not a bigger story that the Florida and Michigan delegates do not count. If you remember Michigan and Florida moved there primaries up without the blessing of the powers that be in the democratic party. So the party took there delegates away. I hope it was worth it for these states to move up there primary. This amazes me, with the future of are country on the line these States and the Democratic party are having a pissing match. How would you feel if your a citizen of those states and your vote didn't even count.

I've gotten a few Emails from McCain Campaign manager Ricky Davis, which I will share with you now:



Tallent,

Last night, I was able to thank the people of Wisconsin and Washington for bringing me one step closer to securing our party's nomination for president. Today, I want to specially thank my online supporters for your hard work that has brought me to this point. As we move toward officially securing the nomination, I am actively working to unite our party for the great contest that we face in November. If I am to succeed in this endeavor, I will need your help as a valued and active member of my team.

We have traveled a great distance together already in this campaign, and overcome more than a few obstacles. But as I said last week, now comes the hard part and for America, the bigger decision. Will we make the right changes to restore the people's trust in their government and meet the great challenges of our time with wisdom and faith in the values we hold dear? Or will we heed appeals for change that ignore the lessons of history, and lack confidence in the intelligence and ideals of free people?

I will fight every moment of every day in this campaign to make sure Americans are not deceived by an eloquent, but empty call for change that promises no more than a holiday from history and a return to the false promises and failed policies of a tired philosophy that trusts in government more than people. Our purpose is to keep this blessed country free, safe, prosperous and proud. And the changes we offer to the institutions and policies of government will reflect and rely upon the strength, industry, aspirations and decency of the people we serve.

The most important obligation of the next president is to protect Americans from the threat posed by violent extremists who despise us, our values and modernity itself. The institutions and doctrines we relied on in the Cold War are no longer adequate to protect us in a struggle where suicide bombers might obtain the world's most terrifying weapons.

That is why my friends, while I am confident of the eventual outcome of this primary race - the stakes are too high to take the nomination for granted. There are still more primaries, there are still three of us competing for the nomination and I am still working night and day to make sure that we have the funds necessary to compete and win the remaining state primaries.

Dear Tallent


It has been an exciting and hard-fought few months. Support from McCainiacs nationwide fuels our campaign and helps spread our message to fellow supporters who will cast primary votes.

You are one of our strongest supporters, and I join the Senator and our entire campaign organization in expressing our deep gratitude for your commitment.

Your steadfast support fueled a surging campaign through the primaries that is now poised to win the Republican nomination. We should all be proud to stand with John McCain he is ready to be the next President of the United States.



Tax's Election report:

Hillary can't get enough people to vote for her, so her campaign is just trying to scare people into voting against Obama. It's sickening. Especially since she allegedly is a Democrat. I think she loves being in power more than she loves the Democratic Party. Because stunts like this can only weaken the Party and help McCain. Hillary, it's over, you lost, you can't win. You are down by 160 pledged delegates. You got blown out in 11 straight elections, the closest one was 17 points. Game. Set. Match. It's time to drop out and solidify the Democratic party against a tough GOP opponent. McCain might not be able to do any more campaigning for 6 months because he may have violated the McCain-Feingold campaign finance law (yes, that's right, the law he wrote, that's priceless). But he doesn't need to campaign right now because Hillary is doing it for him.

McCain is vulnerable right now between that and the lobbyist story. A united Democratic party should be applying the pressure to him, but Hillary's nonsense is letting him stay under the radar. Huckabee is staying in he race even though he can't win either. But at least he's not throwing dirty cheap shots at McCain like Clinton is to Obama. He cares about his party, and he cares about his country. He's a lunatic, but he's not an asshole. But I digress.

As for the photo, Obama was on a diplomatic mission to Kenya and dressed in the tribal garb, just like every other politician does on diplomatic missions. (see a few pictures below) But because Obama happens to be a black guy with a funny name, everyone is scared. It's about time people see through that crap and reject it. Unfortunately, people are generally pretty stupid so it actually works a lot of the time. Hopefully Obama and McCain will stay away from this crap because they both seem to be men of honor, and they both know that all this crap can do is hurt the country by turning people off to politics and driving them away from getting involved. I think McCain remembers South Carolina in 2000, when Karl Rove started that rumor that he fathered an illegitimate black baby. That's why Bush is in office right now instead of McCain or Gore. I'd be upset if he used that lesson to tear someone else down, rather than to reject that stuff completely.

I'd rather hear about economic plans, foreign policy, national security, taxes, health care, etc. But this is what excites people. That McCain story that broke, everyone focused on whether he was fingerblasting that lobbyist, that wasn't even the point. It was that he may have had a close relationship with a lobbyist whose clients came before the commerce committee that he chaired. He wrote letters to the FCC on behalf of her clients, maybe she was giving him head and maybe she wasn't that's not the point. But people fall for the sensationalist crap like the affair and this foolish picture, which anyone with half a brain would know is harmless.

The Gootch's B's report:

Night after Night Marc Savard is the best player on the ice every game, he will never be the MVP with guys like Crosby and Ovechkin and shit but he outplays those guys all the time, he is playing awesome tonight. Good Game 1-1 lots of fights too. Trade Deadline is Tuesday, I would love to see the B's get Mike Knuble back and I bet they could get him back for cheap...I wish Jacobs let us bring Nylander, Rolston and Knuble back...all 3 of those guys were willing to take less to stay here too. FUCK! I love Hockey.

That Rule: "I" before "E" accept after "C" is bullshit

Looks like WHDH Channel 7 has been reading the blog. They have Francis Rivera out of the turtle necks and wearing less make-up.

Birthdays Feb 20-B's great Phil Esposito, Sir Charles Barkley, piece of ass Cindy Crawford, Kurt Cobain who was murdered, log it, MLB ace Justin Verlander, and Rhianna, I was one of first people to predict big things for Rhianna years ago I said "she's the next Beyonce". Now she's a superstar. Further proves that I'm a trend setter.

Feb 21st-The original cougar Sweet Rue McClanahan, Down Periscope star Kelsey Grammer, & Sexy chick Jennifer Love Hugetits.

Also on feb 21st 1965: Someone did everyone a favor as Malcolm X is shot dead at the Audubon Ballroom, in Harlem, New York. Nothing but a racist this guy, MLK must roll over in his grave everytime his name is mentioned in t he same sentence as Malcolm X

Feb 22nd-OH CRIKIE! Alligator fucker Steve Irwin, Father of the Country George Washington (literarily, he had like 1,000 kids) and fat piece of cat shit, assfuck, rat cum Ted Kennedy, the father of the dunk Dr.J, and hot chick Jeri Ryan.

Feb 23rd-Actress Dakota Fanning, this little shit is already out of touch with real life, I can't imagine how big of turd she'll be when she's 30 and baseball great Hornus Wagner.

Feb 24th-McCain buddy Joe Lieberman, dart team goalie Edward James Olmos, boxing great Floyd Mayweather Jr. "FUCK HIS ASS UP............ MAYWEATHER., gay QB Jeff Garcia and the real hero of the PTO(Pacific Theater of Operations) in WWII Chester Nimitz not Macarthur. Nimitz was appointed rear admiral(gay?) In December 1941, after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and the entry of the United States into World War II, Nimitz was appointed commander in chief of the Pacific Fleet, with the rank of four-star admiral. As commander of the Pacific Ocean Zone, he directed both the Navy and the Marines. His bold tactics and strategy were largely responsible for stopping the Japanese advance at the Battle of the Coral Sea (May 1942) and the victorious Battle of Midway (June 1942). Nimitz also helped to develop the strategy of island hopping, in which each island that was captured became the base from which to attack the next target. Islands that were Japanese strongholds were skipped; this strategy saved both lives and time. He was promoted to the position of Admiral of the Fleet in 1944. Nimitz was the official U.S. representative who signed the Japanese surrender in 1945. After the war, he was chief of naval operations from December 1945 to December 1947, when he retired.

Feb 25th- The Nature Boy Ric Flair, WOOOOOOOOOO!

Feb 26th-Actor Jackie Gleason, good but overrated Johnny Cash and NFL great Marshall Faulk.

Also on Feb 26 1993: A terrorist bomb explosion kills five people and badly damages the World Trade Center in New York, New York. But Bubba was too busy getting a blumkin to do anything about it.


Feb 27th-Old whore Liz Taylor, NFL great Ray Berry, October Gonzalez' husband Tony, daughter to a whore Chelsea Cliton and actress Rae Dong Chong who won best supporting actress in 1985 for her role in Commando.


Feb 28th-NCAA hoops coaching legend Dean Smith

Feb 29th-Denis Farina, I wish Farina would branch out and play a cop sometime, I bet that would be good.



The March birthdays on the next post which is already being worked on to avoid another delay.



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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Miracle on Emerson Street





What a weekend

The resurrection of Christ, the USA over USSR in 1980 hockey, even water into wine at the wedding at Cana have nothing on the miracle that happened to me over the weekend.
On Saturday I received the tragic news that my Ipod had gone through the wash machine and the the dryer and was now dead. The Ipod was gone too soon it was just purchased in September, loaded at Zeeks shortly there after. Ipod had just entered it's prime with the removal of play list that Zeek had added and the just recent additions of My Morning Jacket and Kings of Leon. For 2 and half days it laid dead, but much like Christ on the 3rd day it resurrected. Came on and is working fine.

On Sunday I thought I had my first Manslaughter. I was working the bar and went next door to grab lunch. As I was coming back I noticed a bum taking a piss right on the front step of the bar I work at. So of course I freak out and give him a good shove. Well the fringin drunk bum went flying and landed square on his head. He didn't quite get up right away and I thought he mind not ever get up. But after a few minutes he stumbled away.
I wonder what would of happened if this puke had died. Would I get in trouble for pushing a guy who's pissing on were I work. Here's a drunk bum, who no one would ever miss, I'd be doing society a favor. But in this backwards state I have a feeling they'd lock me up and throw away the key. Though I probably would have some interesting blogs from prison.

Five Minutes.That's the total amount of time time the US has waterboarded terrorist detainees.
3 Detainees. One was Khalid Sheik Mohammed, "the principle architect of the 9/11 attacks" according to the 9/11 commission report, and the head of al Queda's "military committee:. Linked to numerous terror plots, he is believed to have financed the first World Trade Center bombing, helped set up the courier system that resulted in the infamous Bali bombing, and cut off Daniel Pearls head.
A second was Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, the head of al Queda operations in the Persian Gulf. He played a role in the 2000 millennium terror plats and was the mastermind behind the USS Cole attack, which killed 17 Americans.
The third was Abu Zubaydah, said to be Osama Bin Ladin's 2nd top guy. It is believed that Zubaydah essentially ran al Queda's terror camps and recruitment operations.
After he was waterboarded, Zubaydah offered intelligence officers a treasure trove of critical information.He was waterboarded just 6 months after the 9/11 attacks and while the anthrax scare was still ongoing.
John Kirkakou, a former CIA officer who witness the interrogation, told ABC's Brian Ross: "The threat information that he provided disrupted a number of attacks, maybe a dozen of attacks."
Kirkakou said he divulged "al Queda's leadership structure" and identified high-level terrorist the CIA didn't much, if anything about. It's been suggested that Zubaydah and al-Nashiri's confessions in turn led to the capture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
And that's it. Less than five minutes, three awful men, five years ago.Why are these facts important? For several years, human-rights groups, the media and partisan opponents of the Bush administration and the war on terror have tried to portray the US as a "torture state" that has completely abdicated it's decency, it's principles and even it's soul-barreling down a "slippery slope" making America the same as Hitler's Germany and Stalin's Russia.
Yet none of of these interrogations were the result of a "rogue" CIA or the mad whims of a "torture presidency". The democratic congressional leadership for intelligence, including current house speaker Nancy Pelosi, Sen. Jay Rockerfeller and former Sen. Bob Graham, were all briefed on CIA operations more than once.
"Among those being briefed, there was a pretty full understanding of what the CIA was doing". Porter Goss, who chaired the House Intellagence Committee from 1997-2004 before becoming CIA director, told the Washington Post. "And the reaction in the room was not just approval, but encouragement".
As for the slippery slope, the opposite is true. The slope has been away from torture and abuse. under existing law and Justice Department rulings, the practice has been dumped for several years now-expect, that is, for the thousands of US service man who've been subjected to it by our military as part of there training,
Even the pussy USA Today said that the decision to use waterboarding "was understandable in the frenzied aftermath of the 9/11and anthrax attacks."

A couple things the Dems will try to exploit when going against McCain is him saying that U.S. troops should be in Iraq 100 years if that's what it takes. I really don't think McCain wants to be fighting this way for 90 more years. The U.S. has had troops in Korea for over 50 years and troops in Germany and Japan for 63 years. I personally think it's a great idea to have a military presence in the heart of Middle East. Another thing that the Dems will try to make a big deal out of is his vernacular. But I love it how can't you like a guy who last year shouted "Fuck you" at Texas Sen. John Cornyn. "Only an asshole would put together a budget like this" he told former Budget Committee Chairman Sen.. Pete Domenici. hahahaha. Here's a guy that's gonna give it to you straight.

McCain Campgain manager Ricky Davis emialed me today, which I will share with you now.

Dear Tallent,

As we work towards wrapping up the Republican nomination for president, working hard in the next primary states of Wisconsin, Washington, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, and Rhode Island, we need your help bringing our party together behind John McCain. As McCain backers, we must work to pick up the remaining delegates needed to win the nomination. Your support is crucial in sending John McCain to the White House as our next president, and that's why I ask for your help today.

John McCain remains steadfast in his commitment to leadership that promotes principle over politics, and now he needs a commitment from you

As president, John McCain will reduce the size of the federal government, reduce your tax burden and win the war against radical Islamic extremism. John McCain's vision for our country is a stark contrast to both Democratic candidates who want to expand the size of the federal government, raise your taxes and immediately withdraw our troops from Iraq because of mounting political pressure.

The challenges facing our nation today demand tough solutions and these solutions require real leadership. Show your friends, family and neighbors that John McCain is the leader who will unite our party and win in November by following this link to make a donation for your exclusive lapel pin.

Thank you for your continued support.

Sincerely,

Rick Davis
Campaign Manager



What's with all the college shootings lately. I hate college kids as much as the next guy but this is crazy. Mass shootings seam to have trends, it used to be the mail carriers going nuts blowing away people on there route. Than it was cool to shoot up your office. (To this day I've always had an escape plan in any office I worked at in case someone came in shooting). Now schools are the trendy place to murder several people before killing yourself. If this keeps up online course's will really be popular.

Did you see Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills is representing herself in her ridiculos court case to squeeeze more money out of McCartney. Experts with knowledge of the case say Mills "doesn't have a leg to stand on". (YES! what writers strike?)


Washington State prosecutor Gerald Horne blasted the State of Massachusetts for it's "revolving door" history of letting violent criminals walk. 3 men that were convicted of violent crimes in MA are responsible for 4 murders in Washington state. The latest scum bag the state let walk was this Tavares guy who only stabbed his own mother to death. The state seemed to think it was a good idea to let this man out of jail and last week he shot to death a young couple over $50. Prosecutor Horn is 100% correct this state loves to let assholes out of jail. This state also love sex offenders. Everyone is up in arms over the perv that won $10 on a scratch ticket but never stopped to wonder why he was here. Mass is a haven for Sex offenders they come her because they know if they ever get that itch again, in MA they get a slap on in the wrist and will be sent out to do it again.

The last of a dying breed has died. The dying breed I'm taking about are intersections in southie without a 4 way stop sign. One of the last bastions of intersection freedom was on "I" & 6th Street going towards Broadway. I & 6th is now an all way stop. I & 6th was like the Alamo of non-stop signs and will be missed.



I read that Al Pacino is be playing the villain in the upcoming James Bond movie. I love the Bond movies but I'm not sure how I feel about this. The Bond flick with Halle Berry fell short mostly because Berry was a bigger star than Pierce Brosan the makers of the movie made her character almost a co-narsisasis to Bond.



Yeah Mother Fucker, KG is back! The C's come back from the break and go on a though road trip. Starting tonight with back to backs @ Denver and Golden State. Than the green head to Phoenix and Portland. Anything better than .500 on this trip would have to be looked at as a successful trip.




The NBA has to look into these shady trades. Teams taken guys out of retirement just to match up salaries. I'll be shocked if Keith Van Horn plays one minute of New Jersey. The Lakers did the same thing the Pau Gasol trade with Aaron Mckie.

Dwight Howard's Superman dunk would of been way better if he was wearing Iron man armor.

The Gootch's B's report:

B's Report

The B's aren't playing great Hockey Lately but they aren't playing awful either just very inconsistent. The B's seem to be playing great hockey away from the Garden but Struggle at home, The B's have lost 3 of their last 4, a bad loss to Florida in which they had the lead and Carolina ( they were victims of terrible officiating though) 3-2 both at home, beat Pittsburgh in Pitt 2-1 and although they out played Toronto for most of the game they lost 4-3 in OT. The B's really need some offensive help and have one of the top rated Organization in terms of Prospects that could get them the one or two players they need for the stretch run. The B's currently are tied with a Surging Buffalo team for the 8th seed. Here is a current look at the seeding.



Eastern Conference
Team GP Pts
1. Ottawa 59 73
2. New Jersey 60 73
3. Carolina 62 64
4. Montreal 60 73
5. Pittsburgh 59 71
6. N.Y. Rangers 61 67
7. Philadelphia 59 65
8. Boston 58 64
9. Buffalo 59 64
10. N.Y. Islanders 60 63
11. Washington 60 62
12. Atlanta 61 62
13. Florida 61 60
14. Toronto 60 57
15. Tampa Bay 59 56


The B's are ONLY 9 points out of the top seed so you can see how close this league is, they easily could be the #4 seed which I would love too see. But its pretty exciting just about every team is still in the race. But the B's face a tough question, they are the #2 Organization in terms of Prospects behind Atlanta, the Bruins minor leagues is stocked with Talent some of which are NHL ready or just about, does Peter Chiarelli trade some of this talent to get one or two players in here to help them now and possibly lose them to free agency or does he keep the team as is and play for the playoffs with what he has and hope they get real hot come playoff time. I prefer the latter I think they are good enough to get the 4th or 5th seed and be a tough team to play in the playoffs as they are and then go after some free agents in the off-season. There are rumors that the B's are close with a deal with Atlanta for Hossa ( free agent at seasons end) but that will cost the B's some good young players. I would wait till the off-season and go after him, Chara is a good friend of his who could recruit him and tell him the B's have a good thing going here and would be a huge help. Another rumor I have heard is the B's sending Murray to San Jose in a Pat Marleau deal. Marleau has been hurt this year but is much younger and be a big help in the future and would be about the same as Murray who has also been hurt and is getting old but still a sniper. But I hope they don't give Murray away if they intend on making the playoffs he is our only true goal scorer and makes savard so much better. The future of The B's is exciting, their Goaltending looks great Thomas, Fernandez ( will be back next year) I think will be dealt for a prospect or two and Auld, I like as a backup but Tuuka Rask will be a star for many many years and they have 3 future all star defenseman that have already played a few Games this year Matt Lashoff ( this guy is awesome), Matt Hunwick and Tommy Cross and forwards Pascal Pelletier ( is going to be awesome) Zach Hamill, Martins Karsums and Matt Hendicks. Things look good., too many years have the B's made deals at the deadline and traded good young players for older vets for help and it never worked out and it killed us for years. I hope they are smart, if they get Hossa the better get him to sign an extension

The more I think about it, I don't think I gave the Toronto Blue Jays enough credit in my quick AL East look. If there pitching holds up like it should they could be in the wild card hunt.


Birthdays

Feb 15th-Hot Chick Selita Ebanks
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/selita_ebanks/
Comedic legend Chris Farley.

Feb 16th-New Jack City Star Ice-T, Tennis Star John McEnroe(the Curb Your Enthusiasm with him is crazy, hilarious) & Detroit native Jerome Bettis.

Feb 17th-Racist Jim Brown, Cougar Sox Fan Rene Russo, American Idiot Billy Joe Armstrong, M.E.N.S.A member Paris Hilton and hot chick Denise Richards.

Feb 18th- Twat John Travolta, the ageless Vanna White, Something About Mary start Matt Dillon, Hip Hop legend Dr. Dre, Italian choke artist Roberto Baggio and Singer Regina Spektor. Spektor has her own music but her greatest contribution to the world is being featured on the Strokes song Modern Girls, Old Fashion Men. One of the greatest tunes ever. C&P the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLklb0TPEv4

Also on Feb. 18th 1930 The planet Pluto is discovered to be the ninth planet of the solar system. Now these motherfuckers want to say Pluto isn't a planet. Who do these astronomers think they are to come out of nowhere saying everything we were taught is wrong. Pluto has always been a planet and will always be a planet.

Pluto will now be dubbed a dwarf planet. Fuck That. Just because it's a dwarf, it doesn't make it not a planet. Dwarf's are little people but there still considered people. Sure others find them freakish and snicker behind there back but there still people.

According to the new definition, a full-fledged planet is an object that orbits the sun and is large enough to have become round due to the force of its own gravity. In addition, a planet has to dominate the neighborhood around its orbit. Who's making these definitions and what does that mean "a planet has to dominate the neighborhood around its orbit". does a planet walk around bullying stars stealing the moons milk money?

These Astromomers can say what they want but when my daughter makes the planets out of playdough for science class, Pluto will be included.

Feb 19th-Dumb & Dumber star Jeff Daniels, NFL great Dwight Frenney and Seal. How the hell is Seal married to Heidi Klum. Not only his he purple, his face looks like someone poured boiling oil all over it.

Also on Feb. 19th 1847. After spending the winter under harsh conditions that drove them to cannibalism in order to survive, members of the Donner Party are rescued.
The Donner Party was a group of California-bound American settlers caught up in the "westering fever" of the 1840s. After becoming snowbound in the Sierra Nevada in the winter of 1846–1847, some of the emigrants resorted to cannibalism. Although this aspect of the tragedy has become synonymous with the Donner Party in the popular imagination, it actually was a minor part of the episode.

Whatever, I say good for the Donner Party. If I was going to starve to death, I would have no problem eating a human that's already dead. Meat's meat, I bet with some A.1. a peck steak would be pretty good.


Also on Feb 19th 1945 United States Marines storm the island of Iwo Jima. Nearly 60,000 marines went ashore the eight-square-mile volcanic island.
The U.S. invasion, known as Operation Detachment, was charged with the mission of capturing the airfields on the island which up until that time had harried U.S. bombing missions to Tokyo.
Everyone has seen the famous picture of the Marines raising the the US flag on top of Mount Suribachi. Most people think that was the end of the fighting on Iwo Jim, but it really was just the beginning.
The battle was marked by some of the fiercest fighting of the War. The Imperial Japanese Army positions on the island were heavily fortified, with vast bunkers, hidden artillery, and 11 miles. The battle was the first American attack on the Japanese Home Islands and the Imperial soldiers defended their positions tenaciously. Of the 21,000 Japanese soldiers present at the beginning of the battle, over 20,000 were killed and only 216 taken prisoner.
After the fall of Mt. Suribachi in the south, the Japanese still held a strong position throughout the island. General Tadamichi Kuribayashi still had the equivalent of eight infantry battalions, a tank regiment, two artillery and three heavy mortar battalions, plus the 5,000 gunners and naval infantry. With the landing area secure, more troops and heavy equipment came ashore and the invasion proceeded north to capture the airfields and the remainder of the island. Most Japanese soldiers fought to the death. On the night of March 25, a 300-man Japanese force launched a final counterattack. The Marines suffered heavy casualties—more than 100 were killed and another 200 Americans were wounded. The island was officially declared "secured" the following day. The number of American casualties was greater than the total Allied casualties at Battle of Normandy on D-Day.

There's been a few movies made about he battle for Iwo Jima. The Sands of Iwo Jima wasn't bad. John Wayne plays your typical marine hard ass. Flags of our Fathers was a great story about the men who raised the flag on top of Suribachi based on the book written by James Bradley, a very good read so will add it to the FUCK OPRAH BOOK CLUB: Because if she can have a book club then so can't I. Last and greatest of the Iwo Jima movies is the other movie Clint Eastwood made at the same time as Flags of our Fathers, Letters from Iwo Jima. Probably the best war movie to come out, maybe ever. One of the greatest movies in history well worth the subtitles.


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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dan Burton is my Valentine



OH yeah, it's fucking Valentines day. Lets all run out and by price inflated roses, chocolates, and stupid cards. Fuck this Valentines day, I'm I supposed to love my wife extra because it's Feb. 14th, go to hell with this holiday.

Valentines day is corporate propaganda. Cooked up by millionaires wanting to be even richer. Take a good look around you and do the math, balloons, stuffed toys, chocolate ... all being mass marketed so that corporations can once again fill their pockets for that slump between Christmases.

Who is this "St. valentine" guy anyway? Catholics claim he was third century roman priest who conducted marriages in secret even though marriage was prohibited by Emperor Claudious II. Others say he was beheaded for being a Christian. Roman historians believe that the February holiday is to celebrate their god lupercalia after he drove the wolves away. The French believe that valentine was a monk who brought two massacred children back to life.

So let me see if I understand this. Sometime around 1500 years ago there may have been a priest or monk or roman god that married soldiers, joined a cult, scared away dogs, and resurrected kids. What exactly does that have to do with naked angels firing arrows and stuffed animals holding flowers?

Now if Valentines day was still celebrated like they did it in the ancient days it would be pretty entertaining.

In an annual rite of fertility, eligible young men and women would be paired as couples through a town lottery. Briefly clad or naked men would then run through the town carrying the skins of newly sacrificed goats dipped in blood. The women of the town would present themselves to be gently slapped by the strips and marked by the blood to improve their chances of conceiving in the coming year.

You add some Coors Lights to that party and you got one hell of a holiday.



If you didn't think Clemans took roids and still don't after yesterday, then your either retarded or you just don't want to believe he did them. All the evidence points right at Clemans butt, were McNamee shot him up dozens off times. Turns out 19representative were reprimanded for taken pictures and getting autographs from Clemans on the day before the hearings. I bet dollars to donuts(what the fuck does that mean, anyway) that most if not all of those 19 were Republicans. Every single republican that got up there didn't bother asking questions that might lead to the truth, they just took there time to blast McNamee. The leader of this group was Indiana Representative Dan Burton.

This Burton's a real piece of shit. This hypocrite publically called Bill Clinton a "scumbag" during the blow job thing, only after to admit that knocked up some chick on his staff while still married. Here's Capitol Hill cunt that abused his power by using strong-arm and unethical campaign finance practices and by preying on female lobbyists, staffers and constituents. He has repeatedly faced questions about his own campaign fund-raising tactics, including accusations from a lobbyist that Burton strong-armed him for contributions and threatened to destroy his career if he did not pay up. Even more disturbing are allegations uncovered of the illegal use of congressional offices by Burton and a member of his committee staff for campaign fund-raising. But Burton's moral standing is further clouded by allegations of on-the-job sexual harassment, including an accusation that he groped a lobbyist from Planned Parenthood in the mid-1990s when she visited his Washington office. According to several sources, Burton has also maintained sexual relationships with women on his congressional and campaign payrolls.

Burton is regarded by many colleagues, even in his own party, as an obstructionist and something of a kook. Glowering or smiling through gritted teeth, he delights in blocking committee action by raising procedural issues, talking until his allotted time is up, then, after losing a voice vote, demanding a recorded count -- thereby flushing indignant colleagues from their offices for an exercise in futility. "More than a decade of contention on many issues has purchased Burton a reputation in Congress as something of a flake," wrote the Indianapolis Star's George Stuteville in 1993.

In 1992 he moved to cut $1 million from funding for breast-cancer and cervical screening programs, plus $20 million from the National Cancer Institute; but after his wife, Barbara, was diagnosed with breast cancer, he reversed course and wrote to a House subcommittee, "You have my complete support to make sure that women have the opportunity to get mammograms as early as possible."

Even more serious fund-raising charges against Burton emerged last year, when a former lobbyist for the government of Pakistan, Mark Siegel, claimed that the congressman had used heavy-handed tactics in pressuring him to deliver campaign contributions, including threats of serious consequences if Siegel failed to do so. Siegel's allegations were referred to a grand jury; that investigation, which has received little press coverage, apparently is still active. Burton has denied threatening Siegel. I could go on and on with eye witness accounts of shady fund raising by this shithead. Instead I'll go to golf.

In January 2007, Burton was revealed to have missed 19 votes to play in a charity golfing tournament. Burton was playing in the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic in Palm Springs, Calif. A review of Burton's voting record shows that he has missed votes every year at the same time the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic takes place. In 2006 Burton ranked last in voting among Indiana congressmen making 89 percent of all votes.

Burton has previously been involved in other controversies regarding golf tournaments. In 1997, Burton played with the chairman of AT&T in the AT&T-sponsored Pebble Beach National Pro-Am. Burton was then the chairman of a committee overseeing the award of a federal telecommunications contract. AT&T hosted a fundraiser for Burton at the tournament.

In 1995, Burton attempted to block an effort to tighten House rules regarding the attendance of Members at charity golf tournaments. Burton said, "Members of Congress who like to play golf -- when they're not in session and there's no business in the district -- can help charity and have fun."[3] In January 2007, Burton cast the lone "nay" vote against the new ethics rules in the House rules package.



On Tuesday John McCain swept the Potomac primaries and took down, Virginia, Maryland and D.C. If McCain was Bill Bellicheck the media would be bitching that he's running up the score. Both Ron Paul and Mike "what the" Fuckabee are still in the contest for some reason. I guess Fuckabee believes god will take away delegates from McCain. McCain Campaign manger Ricky Davis sent me an email yesterday that I will share with you now.

Last night, after our strong victories in Virginia, Maryland and Washington, DC, I put together an analysis of the state of the race for the Republican nomination. Including the delegates won last night, John McCain is now close to securing the number of delegates needed to be the presumptive Republican nominee. In addition, it is now mathematically impossible for Mike Huckabee to win enough delegates to secure the Republican nomination; there simply aren’t enough delegates left at stake for him to win.
Until John McCain secures 1,191 delegates, we must campaign aggressively for the Republican nomination, and that requires additional resources in some of the most populous states in the country. We cannot turn our attention to the Democrats and their enormous war chests until this nomination is secure, and we cannot accomplish that goal without your additional help.

Thank you for being part of Team McCain, for being with the campaign through thick and thin. We’ve won some exciting contests over the last two months, but the challenge is not over – we must continue to spread John McCain’s conservative message of lowering taxes, strengthening our economy, winning the war in Iraq, and fighting radical Islamic extremists. There is a lot of work ahead, but as John McCain has noted, there has never been an election where the choices between the two parties will be so(Tony)stark.

Sincerely,


Rick Davis


On Tuesday Obama officially pulled ahead of Cliton. Taken the Potomac primaries. Hil has now resorted to a race war. She's down in Texas revving up all the Latino's who hate black people more than poison. Hil's pretty much throwing her useless eggs in one Texas/Ohio basket (ok I guess that's 2 baskets). She should ask Rudy how the all eggs in one basket strategy works.

I was shocked to see Stone Temple Pilots lead singer Scott Weiland went back to rehab this week. I thought he had really straightened himself out. For real though, why bother going back to rehab if your Weiland? He's been a junkie all his life he'll always be a junkie, stop trying to quit and just do drug till you die.

The C's head to the break on fire but banged up. Every single tall guy on the team is injured at the moment, except Leon Powe white trash. Powe is doing a great job in his extended playing time. The C's I'm most impressed with in the first half are Powe, Big Baby and Rondo. Rono's done a great job as point guard of this team, protecting the ball and filling up the stat sheet. (Did you know he had a 19 rebounds game in college). The C's have a tough west trip after the all-star break hopefully they can get there bigs healthy and play we'll enough to keep at least the best Eastern record.

I was so upset to see the picture of the Hulk villain Abomination for the new hulk movie that somes out this summer. The Abomination that's in the movie looks like a monster out of Resident Evil. We all know that the real Abomination looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon that stole Debbie Clemans steroids.

The SI Swimsuit issue came out Tuesday and a lot of people don't see this as a big deal anymore. With Maxim magazines, FHM and Big Tits at Work.com people can get the chick fix other places instead of waiting a year for this issue. I still am a huge fan of the swimsuit issue. It goes back to childhood, checking out Elle McPherson on the cover and finding it so cool that they put suntan oil on her tits. The issue still has the best looking girls from all over the world. When I go the through the issue more indebt I'll give you my report. I can tell you I've already wasted ample time checking out some Hawaiian bird online.

I actually feel bad for my boss today. She has a small talk double whammy. She went on vacation and hurt her knee. So now everyone that come by her desk ask 2 small talk crap questions, "how was the trip?", "what happened to you knee".

Birthdays

Feb12th-Lawyer Abe Lincoln, Celtic great Bill Russell, hot chick Christina Ricci and talk show host Arseniooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hall

Feb 13th-ex-Cincinnati Mayor Jerry Springer, Sledgehammer Peter Gabriel, High School basketball star Randy Moss, and hot chick Kelly Hu

Feb 14th-Hide and seek champion Jimmy Hoffa, Mike Bloomberg who's so rich he has he's own stock market,and dickhead Rob Thomas



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Monday, February 11, 2008

Good Bye Chief Brody



I post with great sadness today, due to the passing of Chief Martin Brody. Heaven's gonna need a bigger boat. A 25 foot 3 ton Great White couldn't get Chief Brody but the big C did. It's a little ironic since the shark that Brody is known for killing is immune to cancer. Also ironic that Chief Brody passed away on what was Shark Sunday on Discovery channel.

Martin unselfishly took the job on Amity Island, even though he's a afraid of the ocean, for a better life for his family and "in Amity one man can make a difference"

Brody didn't figure he'd have a shark problem in his first summer. After Chrissie Watkins was eaten, Brody made the right decision to close the beaches only to be overruled my Mayor Larry Vaughn because "Amity is a summer town, it needs summer dollars".

After a third attack on the 4th of July, Chief Brody forced Mayor Vaughn to hire Captain Quint to kill the shark.
Brody with Matt Hooper from the Oceanographic Institute went with Captain Quint on the Orca to catch and kill the shark. It was Brody's party, Brody's chatter but Quint's Vessel.
The boat was sunk, Hooper was presumed dead, Quint was definitely dead, but Brody prevailed sticking a tank of compressed air in the sharks mouth and shooting it with the riffle, blowing the fuck out of the shark, while say his famous quote "smile, you son of a bitch".

Brody is survived by his cunt wife(who sleeps with Hooper in the book), and 2 sons Michael and Sean.

Brody also stared in Marvel Comics The Punisher, Marathon Man, The French Connection, & 2001: A Space Oddisy. I was shocked to find out that Brody was originally casted as John Rambo in First Blood.

A weekend sweep for Obama puts him in the lead for the Democrat primary. Typical Hil, she fired her campaign manager, blaming everyone else, when she's in fact the bitch that people don't like.

Since I last mentioned the Celts, they've won 3 in a row. At home against the Clippers, squeaked out a win in Minn on Leon Powe white trash tip at the buzzer and a most impressive win yesterday against the World Champion Spurs. Yesterdays game was great, without K-Perk and of course KG, the C's got great minutes from Big Baby. While Pierce took over on offensive the whole team played great D. Without anyone bigger than 6'8'' I thought the C's might be kaput in this one but they played a great game. There now 5-2 without KG, including win against Dallas and San Antonio, FourAces informs me that there 16-0 against the West. All this should more than prove that this current roster of Celtics is more can capable of winning an NBA Championship. They play at Indiana Tuesday and home against the Knicks on Wednesday before we'll deserved break.

So Clemans had McNamee shoot up his wife for the SI swimsuit issue. HAHAHA that's too funny. No doubt that he has his KKKKids juicing.

The Gootch's B's report:
OK, the B's took a tough loss to Buffalo at home early in the week due to Buffalo's goalie and our Power Play but the B's went up to Buffalo and got revenge last night with a 3-2 shootout win, it was a huge win for us. The B's are home the next 2 games again Florida and Carolina too big games in the standings for us both teams a closely behind us but Carolina is currently the #3 seed because they are the Southeast Division leaders. This is really such a great year in Hockey, The B's are currently the 7th seed in the East but only 6 points out of 4th and 9 behind Ottawa for first considering you get 2 points a win that is a possibility, I do believe we had our chance to catch Ottawa while they had some injuries but They got Heatley back and now they are rolling again but catching Montreal for the 4th seed is a definite possibility and will beat them the next 2 times we play them, LOG IT. The division to watch is the Southeast Division, its so close and competitive Carolina 58 pts, Wash 57 pts, Atlanta 56 pts, Florida 55 pts and Tampa 51 pts, that is a lot of fun too watch because it looks like only the division winner will make the playoffs out of that division. B's This week, Fla tonight, Carolina and Pitt this week.

The first X-men after the Messiah complex was a dud. Emma and Cyclops vacationing in The Savage Land, Colussus, Logan and Nightcrawler playing practically jokes on each other in Germany before heading to Russia and Archangel finding out that San Francisco has gone back into the 60's. I hope this is all heading somewhere cause that was pretty weak. We'll see how the aftermath of the Messiah Complex effected X-Factor and the new X-Force this week.
A shocker revealed in this months Ms.Marvel. Iron Man tells S.H.I.E.L.D agent Sum that Ms.Marvel is a Skrull. I'm not buying it, there's more to this than this issue lets on, well see.

Even if Dillon's father was in jail it wasn't a good idea for Mrs.Walsh to invite him to stay at there house while recovering from a concussion and some cracked ribs. He and Brenda had just broke up, nothing good could of come of that. I don't think Eckhouse overreacted at all. How is he supposed to react to coming home from a conference and his daughters dry-humping Dillon on the couch.




Birthdays

Jan 9th-Gone Fishing Star Joe Peschi, Bad Vlad Guerreo, hot chick Zhang Zyi, NBA up and comer Jameer Nelson and former NBA role player Michael Jordan.

On Jan 1st I accidentally said happy birthday to the Jan 10th birthday people too, so I'll just say that on Jan 2 1989, The World Wrestling Foundation admits in court that professional wrestling is an exhibition and not a sport. This news leaves FourAces in a dark depression, that came to a head one night when he was hauled of to the asylum after chasing down 43 Vicodin with a purple monster.

Jan 11th-Toilet paper user Sheryl Crow, butter face Kelly Rowland, hot chick Jennifer Anniston, Tallent Choice pick Boogie Nights star Burt Reynolds and the most influencail actor of the last 30 years Leslie Neilson.
Leading roles in the science fiction classic Forbidden Planet and as the ship's captain in The Poseidon Adventure came long before Nielsen considered a turn to comedy. His performance as a Dr.Rumack in 1980's Airplane! marked a turning point in Nielsen's career, one that would make him, in the words of movie critic Roger Ebert, "the Olivier of spoofs. I have no idea what that's supposed to mean but whatever.
Directors, interested in the success of the new comedy, decided to bring the slapstick style of comedy to television. They asked Nielsen to play the lead role in their new series, Police Squad! The series introduced Nielsen as Frank Drebin, a stereotypical police officer modeled after earlier detective series. Six years after the cancellation of Police Squad!, the directors decided to make a feature length version for theaters. Titled The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Both Airplanes and The Naked Gun are Tallent Choice movies, the original Airplane is a 5 star elite choice one of the greatest movies ever. Nielsen also started in good comedies, Scary Movie3, Spy Hard, Dracula: Dead and Loving it, & Repossessed.

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