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Alec Baldwin, a star of NBC's "30 Rock," was examined Thursday at a hospital after his daughter called 911 saying he had threatened to take pills after they argued, a law enforcement official said.
I find this unbelievable. I know for a fact Baldwin and his daughter have a great relationship, just listen to the love in this voice mail.





Last week Apple introduced it's new product the IPAD. Now I'm not one to tell Steve Jobs how to run his business but I don't see this flying. They should stick to making phones, computers and shit like that and stay out of the femine hygiene arena.

Heard a rumor that South Boston is in the running to be the location for the next season of Greaseball Shore. First of all why would MTV take the show to Southie when they could go out to the Hampton’s, or down Miami Beach. Second of all, please stay the fuck out. As great as Southie is, it has several problems. Crime, junkies, Meter Maids, drunks, yuppies, dog shit, parking, shitty politicians, stop signs as far as the eye can see, just to name a few. But we really don't have a Guido problem, and I'd like that to remain the case. So please MTV don't burden me with there nonsense.

And now for The Gootch's B's Report:
Well we didn't get Kovalchuck and I'm actually glad, they were trying to rip us off and then they settle for a horrible deal, good luck Atlanta. I think we should go out and grab Whitney and Selanne both of those guys would only cost us draft picks and be able to keep our team intact we have 9 1st and 2nd round picks in the next 2 drafts, That's incredible, teams would die to be in that position the Bruins are in tremendous shape for years to come , we can grab whitney and selanne we would have an awesome team. i would not want to play us. The team is starting to turn it around and the key to it all is they are playing physical again, when they play tough they win and when they play like pussies they lose. It can be a simple game if you go out and do what your suppose to do. Next week my Olympic Men's hockey preview and predictions. See you at the rink
Satan
Savard
Selanne
Sturm
Bergeron
Whitney
Ryder
Krecji
Recchi
Lucic
Begin
Wheeler

unless Wheeler or Thornton can play center come playoff time thornton would have to be an extra skater, we would have Thornton, Paille and Bitz not able to dress for games, all 4 lines are stacked.
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Comic Review for the week of January 27th:
Amazing Spider-Man #619 - Spidey caught in the middle of a war between Mysterio's Maggia and Mr.. Negative's Ninja's, all the while Aunt May is acting like an old cunt.
Avengers Initiative #32 - The Taskmaster soaking up the Siege of Asgard as a place to make his name and he works himself right up there for the take down of Thor.
Captain America Reborn #6- Steve Rodgers is alive(again), Red Skull is dead(again).
Daredevil #504 - Daredevil and The Hand go on the offensive against Osborn and H.A.M.M.E.R.
Fantastic Four #575- The big issue to set the tone for the year is a bunch of smart sub-terrains raising a city on Earth? I got to stop getting this comic.
Guardian's of the Galaxy #22- The Guardians got that shit that Universal Church of Truth was worshiping out of Moondragons womb, but a battle with The Magnus is on the horizon. I guess all these Realm of Kings stories just have to do with "The Fault" but will never really connect. If that's a fact then I don't get the Realm of Kings title.
Ms.Marvel #49- The 2nd last of this series was better than I thought it would be setting up a final brawl between Mystique and Ms.Marvel in the series finale.
February 3rd:
Siege #2 -Seriously this was one of the best comic books I've ever read. Action packed, I had butterfly's. Ares finally realizes that he's being used by Osborn and goes after him. Only to have The Sentry cut him off. Ares tries in Ernst to take down The Sentry, only to have the Sentry frign rip him in half. Powers on both sides were horrified to see the God or War being shred by the all powerful Sentry. With the help of Mari Hill and some dude Jason. Thor is able to escape to the town of Broxton, Oklahoma. Osborn sends Dakin to sniff him out so Thor shot a lighting bolt up Daken’s nose and toasted his crazy ass. Thor tells Osborn to "bring it Mother Fucker" so Osborn sends The Sentry to take down Thor and lay waste to Broxton, Oklahoma. Siege #2 ends with Osborn about to get Cap's Shield of his face.


Cable #23- More of the same Cable and Hope are trying to get back to 2010 as Bishop tries to kill Hope. There in the 30's now so there almost back to 2010.
Invincible Iron Man #23- More of the same, Dr.Strange is in Broxton, Oklahoma trying to help Tony Stark remember who he is.
Nova #34- Deep in Fault Old Sphinx's team including Nova and Darkhawk defeats Young Sphinx's team. Then the stupid ass Darkhawk gives Old Sphinx New Sphinx Ra Gem making Old Sphinx pretty much a cosmic god. Everyone knows The Sphinx is a real prick so now that's he's doubled his power you can bet on him being a huge pain in ass.

This week Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit edition hit stores with Smoking Hot Brooklyn Decker donning the cover. Decker? I hardly know her!! YES!


The games of the 2010 Olympiad started up this Friday in Vancouver a place I've always wanted to go, not that anyone gives a fuck. The winter games are pretty weak. Hockey is ok, crazy ski crashes are nice but there's not a lot going in the winter games.
By far the granddaddy of all events is the Curling. This year should be Olympic Curling's most exciting with perennial favorites and 2006 Gold Metal winner Canada still ruling the roost but 2010 should be Canada's toughest gold medal defense with countries such as Switzerland, who at least stop being neutral pansy's to play a game, and 2009 World Champion Great Brittan, looking to knock Canada off it's Olympic perch. The United States team led by Mark Johnson is the third seed this year. Johnson's dual citizen being from Edmonton brings the much experience to Team USA. Look also for Germany to be in the medal hunt on the Men's side.
Much like the Men's side the big favorite for the chicks is Canada. Unlike the men Canada is challenged by China & Denmark as well as Sweden. The Swiss aren't half bad either. I'm personally rooting for Austria, take a look at one of there players....

Tough to go against Canada at home on either side. For the rest of the Men's medals I got USA with the Silver and England with the Bronze. The Chinese woman will figure out some way to cheat at Curling and get the Silver Medal and the Swedes getting Bronzed.


History will be made in January 2011 when no mother fucking Kennedy will have there grubby hands on this countries Government. 60 years these filthy pricks have been around and now with Junky Representative Pat Kennedy saying he won't run for a 9th term. 8 frign terms this puke was elected to. They same amount of times he's entered the Betty Ford Clinic. Patches says his life is taking him in a new direction, which could only mean he's going to start injecting the cocaine. This just goes to show that the junky had nothing to stand on as a politician other than that he was Ted's son and once the big piece of shit went, the little piece of shit was out the door to.


I have to say I'm pretty proud of my blog. Since it started I've had a hand in knocking Dr.Phil down to size, forcing Oprah into retirement, kicking Leno out of Prime Time and now I've killed the Kennedy's.
Speaking of that twat Leno, did you see that an episode of Law & Order: SVU that has already aired TWICE got over 2 million more viewers than the average Leno show got, on the first night Leno was off at 10 P.M.

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TilaTequila Lost France's Hog, 3 Piece's of Shit, a Hot Figure Skater and Comic Books

B?IHKH! Favorite, Tila Tequila says she's pregnant and she's willing to confirm it for a price. YES! I’ve scrounged up $17.24. As of right now Tila’s people confirm B?IHKH! is the highest bidder to date, so cross your fingers, we could have pics of Fetus Tequila right here on B?IHKH! next week.

Apparently the “in” thing to do is for bartenders is to wear sweatbands on there arms and put there bottle openers in the sweatbands. Really though, really, what the fuck is going on in peoples minds. What makes this cool? To show off your guns? It’s bad enough that someone called “the situation” is a household name due to the simple fact he’s a greaseball piece of shit. I’m not even sure if these two things are related but that dude and everyone on that show is a greaseball piece of shit and anyone that gives them the attention they seek is wasting there life and life is to short to spend an hour a week watching greaseball piece’s of shit and making them rich.


This will be my last post before the Last season of LOST starts. It’s going to be bitter sweet to see where this goes, yet to not have it to look forward too anymore going to be agony. With all the absolute garbage, filth , redundant bullshit out there. LOST for the last 6 years was finally something different, like Zima maybe even better than Zima. You’ll never see another show like it. I’m thrilled it’s back, but sad it’s the final season. Aye, Brother, it will be misses


This week France ’s parliamentary panel Mass transport, hospitals, post offices — these and all public services in France would be off-limits to women wearing face-covering veils.
Hey-ooo! Check out France ’s government being all V for Vendetta and being all profiling and shit. It’s more than a security issue though. If a Muslim broad doesn’t want to wear a mummy outfit she shouldn’t have to, but if she doesn’t or even suggest she doesn’t want to, She’ll be stoned to death in the name of Ala. So France ’s government step’s in and lets the ladies dress how they want, well at least without wearing a blanket with 2 eyes cut out, and hopefully they women don’t get fed to the pigs. So you got to give France big up’s for not worring who’s going to be offended while there trying to protect there country and anytime B?IHKH! mentions France , I feel the need to remind the world that this is there first lady.









































Portland Trailblazer C Greg Oden and his slong appeared on the web this week. My first thought when I saw the picture was that I now know why Oden's knee keeps breaking. It's obviously because his penis head is smashing his knees probably a thousand times a game! Nobody’s knees could with stand that kind of beating. Oden for what ever reason felt the need to apologize in a statement.
"Those pictures were taken and sent over a year and a half ago. I've definitely grown since then."
Grown? Oh my…….


Look at these 2 piece of shit phonies. There’s not an ounce of sincerity in either of there bodies. This must have been the biggest bullshit conversation in the history of the world. Where was Al Queda when you need them. I nice dose of shrapnel in each of there throats would of made the world such a better place. Look at Oprah, man what a fat turd. The reason no one’s seen Stedman around must be because she's eaten him. If that bitch gets any bigger, her fat ass won’t fit on her own magazine covers.




YES. Finally the Brett Farve interception I've been waiting for!
For my mentally handicapped readers who ponder Farve's football future I'll fill you in on what's about to go down. Farve will be back as the Vikings starter for next season. He knows it, Brad "I'll drive to the airport to pick Farve up, then put a 12th man into the huddle to get a huge penalty on the biggest play of the season and fuck it all up" Childress knows it, & Vikings Owner Zigi Wolffe knows it. Almost to a man the Viking players expect him to retire. Of course they do and there right he will. Then he'll go home and start throwing passes off his tractor, in his wrangler jeans, to teenagers and says "oh I got that itch to play again, but I’m not sure". Then as soon as camp breaks and teams go back to regular practices, Farve we'll come back. No way can that egomaniac can let that terrible throw in the NFC Conference game be his last. In my best Jon Gruden "THIS GUY.....has at lest 5 more terrible interceptions in the NFC Conference games before he'll ever go away"
Farve has now thrown picks in his last significant pass of the last game of the last three seasons. Jerkoffs like Tom Jackson “admires” Farve for taking chances and throwing picks. What? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. How can I take Jackson opinion seriously from now on? That’s like saying “I admire Daniel Cabrera for walking 10 batters a game, that’s what wins ballgames”




Since I know you've all been awaiting, the biggest story from last weekends US Figure Skating Championships. It was former Olympic Silver Medalist, Sasha Cohen (not the guy from Borat & Bruno). Who at 25 was attempting a comeback to figure skating, while trying to qualify for the upcoming Olympic Games. First of all real quick. It's frign crazy that at 25 you can be attempting a comeback to your sport. But I digress. I'm pulling hard (no pun intended) for Cohen. Another area were the winter games pale in comparison to the Summer Olympics is T&A. The only sport worth "checking out" is figure skating which has had some niceys from Katarina Witt, Michelle Kwan, Brian Boytona and Sasha Cohen is probably at the top of that list. So good luck Sasha

Comic Review for the week of 01/20/2010:
Amazing Spider-Man #618 - Cool revelation that Mysterio helped fake the deaths of the top Maggia members and now there back with Mysterio running the show. But I do wonder were this gauntlet story is going, is there one person behind Spidey's biggest villains being amped up or is it all just coincidence.

Dark Avengers #13 - So the Sentry is an omnipotent junkie and the void is Norman ’s secret weapon. That's not good for anyone.
Dark Wolverine #82 - Myself and DanSkrull agree that Dakin is just scary crazy. He's the only Marvel character that actually scares me.
Hulk #19 - The Intelligentsia has Reed Richards out of the way, but the Red Hulk saved the rest of the Fantastic 4 from being killed from a new frightful 4. What's Red Hulks end game?
Might Avengers # 33 - Hank Pym combined/battled wits to take down a supped up cosmic Absorbing Man. With both seemly thinking the got the last laugh. Osborn came out the media hero again after smoking Absorbing Man with a special sword giving to him by Loki. But now Pym finally has proof that Loki is in cahoots with Osborn after all. Hopefully this leads to Pym's mighty avengers going to Asgard to aid The Mighty Thor.
Realm of Kings Inhuman # 3 – So Blackbolt’s brother Maximums is behind the sub-primitives aggressive attacks and the civic revolt against the Inhumans in the new Kree Empire. No shit. The guy’s always been a prick. Why they let him back in the royal family is beyond me, now Queen Medusa and the rest of the Inhumans are going to pay the price.
Spider-Woman- Now that Jessica drew has survived, alien abduction, crooked cops, and her mother Madam Hydra, the Thunderbolts show up in Madipor to apprehend Spider-Women.
Thunderbolts #140 – This group of crazies is starting to grow on me. Fresh off a big victory against the Agents of Atlas, Osborn calls them into duty in the war against Asgard
Uncanny X-Men #520 – No frign way is Magento this good. He’s seems to of changed his ways being nothing but helpful to the x-men and the rest of the surviving mutants but that mother fucker must be up to something.


Next week......The internet is stealing Jimmy's ideas, 2010 WInter Games, Curling preview and much more!

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Here to stay, just like Herpies

So I'm sitting in work, the system we work on are uselessly( is that a real word?) slow. It's MLK day, nobodies in work so there's no one else to shoot the shit with via email. So I start starring at the ceiling and it dawns on me that I have blog I've been meaning to get back to.

I've tried to keep to a format were I wrote every so often to keep the blogs a little longer and backed my options and ideas up with facts, which took research. Well I don't have time for that shit anymore. So if I have something that I deem blog worthy, it's going on. A lot like the way Jake Delhomme plays quarterback. I have a ball, fuck it, I might as well throw it and see where it lands. I'm still going to try to stick to a weekly format but things may just pop up on here mid week as well.


I'll start with the news this week that Taliban militants wearing explosives vests went bonkos in the middle of the Afgan capital city Kabul shooting up shit and blowing shit up like they do best. But something doesn't see right. Just the other day Martha Coakley told me the Taliban and Al Queda were out of Afghanistan and U.S. and N.A.T.O. forces should just leave. So the question is, whom could of carried out this brazen act of terrorism if the Taliban isn't in Afghanistan. Someone should hire O.J. to find out the real killers.

I still really can't believe Scott Brown won. That goes to show you, if your a cunt, even a cunt that's made it somewhere in life, there's going to be a point in time when society calls you out on being a cunt and it's all downhill from there. That's what happened to Martha Cuntly.

Is there anything worse for those of us that work in an office than the broad that comes back from vacation. You got to hear every little detail even though you never asked for any of them. Then she says "The weather was nice, but it got colder at night...." OH IT WAS COLDER AT NIGHT WHERE YOU WERE!!? WHO WOULD OF GUESSED THE TEMPERATURE WOULD DROP WHEN THE SUN IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING PLANET. WOW I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED IN BOSTON!

I think I may be on board with this Armageddon in 2012 shit. All the signs are there. The Earth is so unstable, itself and it's people. Earthquakes, Tsunami's, human greed and ruthlessness, the Jets going to the AFC conference finals. Seriously it's all falling apart.

My heart just aches for that Tila Tequila.It's been a rough few months for the poor darling. First this summer Pro Bowl Linebacker Shawn Merriman gives her the "Lights Out!" treatment. Now her fake lezbo fiancé' od's and croaks. Poor kid just can't catch a break.

This football season couldn't of worked out any worse. One of the Pats top 2 rivals is going to the Super bowl against either twatface Farve or Chocolate city. Fuck

Finally, something me and President Obuma agree on:

Denver Public Schools are for some reason apologizing after a school's menu read: "In Honor of M.L. King." "Southern Style" chicken, collard greens, sweet potatoes and peach crisp"
The districts web site states: "The plan to serve a Southern-style meal in recognition of Martin Luther King Day" and that's exactly what they did. What's the big fucking deal. Dr.King was in fact a Southern man, a Southern black man, whom I'm sure as shit ate "Southern Style" chicken, collard greens, sweet potatoes and peach crisp. It's ok for every restaurant from her to Timbuktu to serve corned beef and cabbage on St.Patrick's day. No one gets offended, everyone just pretends they like it and orders it.

A pretty cool story to come out of the Haiti disaster:

Junior Florestal left Haiti when he was 13 for a better life in the United States. He long promised to return, but it took an earthquake to bring him back.
Florestal is one of at least three Haitian-American paratroopers in the 82nd Airborne Division helping get sorely needed food, water and supplies to survivors of the magnitude-7.0 earthquake that shattered this capital city last Tuesday. His unit learned it would leave the following day, giving Florestal hope he could both bring aid and track down dozens of relatives living in Port-au-Prince and in villages surrounding the capital.

"I was ready to go that day," he said. "When I was watching it on TV in the States, I couldn't wait to get back here and help out."

Florestal joined the Army in 1996 and has served twice in Iraq and once in Afghanistan. He's fluent in Creole. Since arriving Saturday, he has been translating for officers who coordinate relief efforts from the division's base on a hillside golf course.

"It helps to have someone with a similar background," said Capt. John Hartsock, who has been overseeing food distribution with the Fort Bragg, North Carolina-based division.

Quake survivors implore the soldiers in halting English for more food and water and for medical help. Florestal responds in Creole — and surprised Haitians waiting in lines slap him on the back and shake his hand.

"They feel good that there are Haitians in the U.S. Army," he said.

When Florestal hasn't been working as an interpreter, he's been asking quake victims if they have any information about his family. On Saturday, he walked up and down a makeshift barricade, questioning those waiting in line for food.

Amazingly, he found one of his cousins, who told him most of his family survived.

Later, he called his mother, who had been crying and still unable to reach any relatives in Haiti from her Orlando, Florida, home. She was overjoyed to hear that her sister and brother were alive, he said.





Fun Fact: Samoan boys are 56 times likelier to go to the NFL than American boys.

Now without further ado, The Gootch's B's Report

Glad to be back, Its almost the half way point of the season and the Bruins have been up and down all season and have been ravaged with injuries all season. Lucic, Savard, Bergeron and now Sturm have all been injured They have yet to play with there whole team intact and healthy yet this year and they have hung in there but lately they are showing signs of the injuries taking its toll. Luckily the injuries have not been major and will be getting everyone back but they still lack offense, their goaltending and defense has been very solid all season but you cant win scoring 1 or 2 goals a game. Chirelli has to make a move to get some offense and to push the guys they already have, its time we move some draft picks and prospect for some goal scoring, Iyla Kovalchuck is probably available but would cost us a lot and unless we can guarantee an extension I wouldn't make that move and go after someone like Teemu Selanne who is probably in his last season but still has some left in the tank, line him up with Savard and he could be all we need and another good match would be to make a move with Tampa bay who will be looking to unload some salary Lacavalierre and Martin St.Louis will surely be available and be good fits here. with 23 wins and 54 points we hold the current 7th spot in the East. Until next week, See you at the rink.

What's the deal with saying someone is cute as a button. Are buttons all that cute? I think 'I've seen some pretty fucking ugly buttons in my lifetime.

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When I went to post this blog, I realized I had some stuff in the hopper for a blog post sometime at the end of June. Here's that shit:

Like I said in my last post, you give the Mailer Demons a topic and we'll take it and run with it. After our opposite movies exercise we took a song title and replace the word "love" with "muff". Here's what we came up with:

You Give Muff a Bad Name-Bon Jovi
Elton John - Can You Feel the Muff Tonight?
Crazy little Thing called muff
That's the way Muff goes - Janet Jackson
Bee Gees - how deep is your muff?
The Power of Muff
All you need is Muff
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Muff
I Want to Know What Muff Is - Foreigner
what is the color of muff- Billy ocean
I Would Do anything for Muff (but I won't Do that)
Muff is a Battlefield
Is this muff?
Sade - this is no ordinary muff
On the wings of muff
Cant help falling in Muff with you
Whitney Houston - Saving all my muff for you
Muff me do- Beetles
Mariah Carey - I had a vision of Muff
Baby I muff your way - Peter Frampton
Groovy kind of Muff- Phil Collins
Burning Muff- Elvis
muff you, you muff me- Barney
Muff me tender- Elvis
have you ever really muffed a woman- Bryan Adams
Muff Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles
Muff Shack
Never Knew Muff Like This Before
Best Of My Muff - Eagles
Can't Buy Me Muff- The Beatles
Sunshine Of Your Muff- Eric Clapton
Ready For Muff- Bad Company
Modern Muff- David Bowie
Stop in the name of muff
Muff Rollercoaster
Muff Train
Caribbean Queen (No more muff on the run)
What's Muff got to do with it?
You might as well face it, you're addicted to muff
Muff rescue me
Muff and Tenderness- Al Green
Another sad muff song
Can't get enough of your muff
Your just a muff machine
muff stinks
Bad Company - Feel like making muff
Cradle of Muff - Billy Idol
everlasting muff
when muff comes to town
muff comes tumbling down
so this is muff
what's so funny bout peace, muff and understanding - Elvis Costello
all my muff-led zeppelin
muff on the rocks
muff boat captain-pearl jam
you don't know what muff is(you just do what you're told)
muff reign over me
Muff in an Elevator
Shake Your Muff- Debbie Gibson
Back Door Muff Affair, ZZ Top
just called to say I muff you
Punchdrunk Muff sick Sing-along
Put a little muff in your heart
Muff will conquer all
you've got to hide your Muff away
Muff Potion Number 9
Higher Muff - Steve Winwood
Why do fools fall in Muff
Radar Muff
Muff Child
Stop in the name of muff
Muff me 2 times
Interstate muff song
I Cant make you muff me-Bonnie Raitt
I Need Your Muff So Bad - Fleetwood Mac F/ Sting
Easy muffer
Muff Machine
When a man muffs a woman
U2-Pride (In The Name of Muff)
Dumb Muff - Stone Temple Pilots
Muff is a wonderful thing - Michael Bolton
Only fools fall in muff.


What a disgusting disgrace that Michael Jackson memorial was. That was no memorial service. To the celebrities that attended it was another chance to get he mug on camera for promotional reasons and one more chance for the attention starved Jackson family to ride Michael's coat tails on his way into the ground. Since when to memorial services turn into red carpet photo opportunities? If it wasn't disgusting enough, AL Sharpton had to go and get on his soap box, yelling and screaming about god knows what, again turning the death of a black person into another opportunity to promote himself. Telling MJ's kids in front of a billion people that there father wasn't weird. Was it really the time or place? Not to mention MJ was in fact weird, very fucking weird. Turning your face from black to white and cutting your nose off is weird. Sleeping in the same bed as 12 year old boys whom you hardly know is weird. Having McCauley Caulklin and a chimp as your drinking buddies is weird. Spending over $40,000 a month on prescription drugs is weird. Then they drag out Jackson's poor 11 year old daughter to speak about how good a father he was. To an 11 year old who doesn't know better I'm sure he seemed like a fine father. In the years to come as she gets older she'll realize a man who kills himself with drugs, leaving his 3 kids in limbo isn't a good father at all, he's a cunt. So what if he's the greatest entertainer Earth has ever seen, he's also the biggest freak the Earth has ever seen. At best Jackson was a creep who let young boys sleep in his bed with him. At worst he's a diddler who preyed on boys who's parents were ok with letting Michael toss there sons salad as long as they were getting paid. So while Jackson was the greatest of entertainers he was also the greatest of twats. Good Riddance, lets recycle his plastic face and bury that fuck. Go to hell Jackson and take Al Sharpton with you.

At least 12 people committed suicide simply because fucking Michael Jackson died. What the fuck! I wanted to commit suicide just know I live in a world were people off themselves due to a freak pedophiles death.

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I know I've said this before, but this time I mean it. A new and improved post every week. With with added correspondents to add too Gootch's B's report. I have access to some of the top minds in sports, music and politics at my disposal and I intend to use them. But I need help from the readers as well. I need more comments about what has been posted or anything that you'd like the blog to cover.

Next week Corporations and special interest take complete fucking control of the country and 2012 Olympic Curling preview.

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The Beantown Gestapo

I now know why nobody has hardly ran against Menino all these years he's been in office. They've been afraid too and I don't blame them. Menino and his crew are just like the Mafia, if you cross them they'll use there power and resources to ruin you. It takes real balls if your a business owner to donate to rival of Menino, for most business owners it's just not worth it. One local bar who's name I won't mention (It's the opposite of the Shittiest Bar) lost almost 75 grand simply because the owner donated $500 to Michael Flaherty's campaign. Once the Mayors office got word, they came busting in with trumped up inspectional violations and closed them down for a few weeks. And of course proving that it is politically motivated is difficult and would costs tens of thousands more in attorney fees, and will bring so many more headaches for them and more lost revenue.
Game On at Fenway Park was going to host a fund raiser for Flaherty, until Menino's top lackey paid them a visit and warned them not to or they would face the same punishment as other establishments that dared to go against the Menino family.
Even Boston's beloved Drop Kick Murphy's can't escape the Menino klan. They came to lead singer Ken Casey's bar and demanded that Ken call Flaherty and tell him to stop using Drop Kick songs in his campaign video's(that's just immature). When Casey refused Menino's henchmen threatened the business, so you'd better get the Beckett Burger while you can.
Is it just coincidence that Dana Van Fleet's Place, who's owner is a known Menino supporter, hasn't received any violations even though there's been a stabbing, a bartender caught selling Yayo over the bar and of course the coat check disaster.
As soon as this blog post I fear that the Beantown Gestapo will kick down my door and kill my dog because I forgot to cross a "t" or dot an"i" on his $6 license application.















As much as I like Jerry Remy as color commentator for the Sox, we may have a Wally Pip situation. NESN needs to find a way to keep Eck in the booth when Remy comes back. Eckersley is too entertaining to be relegated to the post game shit that no one watches.


Reading the crawl on ESPN last night and it says "Vikings trainer, gives Farves tips to help shoulder" FUCK YOU WHO CARES! The trainer should be helping the teams quarterback. ESPN can stop it with the mystery stuff, everyone in the world knows that he's coming back to play for Minnesota. Farve is Bob Wiley and football fans across the country are millions of Dr.Leo Marvin's. He wont go away, he's like genital herpes, he worse than herpes, at least with herpes you can take Valtrex there's no Valtrex for Brett Farve.




And now the triumphant return of The Gootch's B's Report!


08-09 Boston Bruins season review

The Bruins are back! After finishing up strong the season before the B's were nearly unbeatable for most of the season finishing as the Best team in the East and lost a disappointing game 7 to the Carolina Hurricanes ( the one team I didn't want to play in the playoffs), the B's a very young and this was a great learning season they have the skill all over the ice and just a little bit more experience and this team will be raising the cup in no time. The newly resigned Chiarelli has some very tough decisions to make to keep the B's under the cap and maybe forced to deal away Kessel after signing the future super star Dave Krecji there is not much room left for anybody else. Look for the B's to take home several awards this year, Tim Thomas and Zdeno Chara should be walking home with some hardware. I'll Talk to you in October, See you at the rink!



I'm thrilled to announce that Michael Phelps picked up his first endorsement since a picture of him hitting a bong surfaced. Phelps was unfairly vilified and lost all his endorsements after the picture surfaced. Ted Kennedy drowns his girlfriend and he gets re-elected to senate 87 times, Michael Jackson fingers little boys, when he dies he's hailed as some kind of hero, but 22 year old Phelps gets chinky eyed with his friends after he gets back from winning 32 gold medals and he's a bad seed. The 14-time Olympic gold medal-winning swimmer signed a multiyear deal with H2O Audio, a San Diego-based maker of waterproof headphones and accessories. Now I have absolutely no need for such accessories but if I ever do I'll be buying H2O Audio. Another H2O Audio athlete is Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin, who quite frankly seems like a lovely young lady


As if Jessica alba needed to get more on my good side, she has now taken up a cause that I've been on all my life and is near and dear to my heart. Alba found herself in hot water last week when photos surfaced of her papering over a billboard as part of a guerrilla-style campaign for White Mike, an L.A.-based group aiming to raise awareness of the endangered great white shark. She quickly apologized for the "spontaneous and ill-advised stunt."

Twitter is just a fad that will soon pass, log it. They should of called it Twatter, then maybe it would have a longer shelf life.

Or maybe Shitter! HAHAHA. "The only way to get news out of Iran, is through "shitting".



So speaking on Iran. The people of Iran last week tried to do they right thing and vote out the crazy Islamic government, only problem is that there a crazy Islamic government and you just don't vote them out. Did the people of Iran really think they were going to get a far election? So they did what any mass of people who want to be heard of, they took it to the streets, which was all fine and good until the Ayatollah, the Supreme Leader in Iran condemned the protest as illegal and unleashed the pro-government Basij militia on those poor pricks and that's when things got ugly. Mass beat downs and shootings of the once peaceful protesters started immediately. Things came to a head when the death of the beautiful young Neda was captured and posted of Youtube. Now the protest have waned out of fear of being Neda'd or worse and things are slowly going back to status quo in Iran. The opposition still isn't giving up the fight but when the government has all the guns and tear gas along with the right to do anything they want, it's a fight that's not going to go the oppositions way.

I had the chance to speak to one Iranian protester who was luck enough to get away from the Basij. I asked how he got away away he told me, " So Iran, Iran so far away. Iran all night and day. I couldn't get away"

A lot of people have criticized President Obuma's reaction or lack there of to the Iran Crisis. This one area were I can't take the President to task. What is he supposed to do. Anything he does will be seen as meddling to the Muslim world.

But Mr.Obuma, this is the same thug regime that you want to give credence to by sitting down face to face with. Even after they called you a good ole House Nigger(there words not mine).

Check out this live blog from out of Iran:...live blogging from Baharestan Square in central Tehran today captures but brief glimpses of the unimaginable horror that took place today. Bus loads of protesters were stopped and unloaded from their buses by "black-clad police" and literally herded. When the massing was sufficient, as the barely controllably distraught Tehran caller to CNN described first hand, hundreds of the regime's Basij thugs poured out of an adjoining mosque and commenced a massacre with axes, clubs, guns and gas.
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This is the Iranian regime, wading into its own unarmed people and axing them to death, bludgeoning women (seen as the greatest threat to the regime) and throwing them to their deaths from pedestrian bridges.



You frigin invite Iranian President Afterdinerjacket, the man behind these madness to your house on the Fourth of July for burgers and dogs.

All this going on and you don't hear a peep from the U.N. as usual. Is there still a U.N.? There shouldn't be, worthless piece of shit organization.

Eventually we'll here from B?IHKH!'s political correspondent Tax and get his take on the events in Iran but right now the Iranian authorities have barred journalists for international news organizations from reporting on the streets and ordered them to stay in their offices. Tax tried to email the story last week but was sucker punched in the mouth Murphy's Law style and got his blackberry seized.

I'm afraid we may see a similar situation right here in Boston. When Menino loses the election to Michael Flaherty, there's no doubt he'll ignore the election results and send out his hordes of yes men and meter maids to give street cleaning tickets to anyone that supports Flaherty.




















Transformers 2 is came out which gives me an excuse to post this:




















Speaking of sequels, if you give the MD's a silly subject we will absolutly take it and run with it. SO one day we get to calling out movie sequel titles that are pretty much the opposite of the originals. Here's what we came up with:
Amistad 2: The Love Boat
Robin Hood: Men in Leotards
What's throwing up Gilbert Grape
Armegeddon 2: armregretton making the first one
Carlito's Other Way
The Day the Earth Started Moving AgainStench of a Cunt
Broiled White Potatoes
national almpoons Personal day
Particular given Tuesday
The Shortest foot
Here with the Breeze
Live soft
The 41 year old guy who had sex before.
Notorious 2: Reputable
The Association of Ordinary Assholes
Things to Do in Denver When You're Paralyzed from the Waist Down
Even Betterfellas
Bowling ball run
Boogie Nights 2: Snot Days
When Harry Met Sally He gave her roofies
2 Crawled under the Vultures nest
Liam Neisan stars in "Returned"
Roots 2: this time tobey has a whip
King Kong 2: This Time He Eats the Bitch
Ferris Bulher's Double Shift
Sunday Night Soar Throat
Not Giving a Damn About Private Ryan
The Flamenco SuitcaseAll Cats Burn in HellDog on a cold steel floor
Nights of lightning
De-Frost/Kennedy
L. A everyone knows
A Non-Commissioned Soldier and an Asshole
*Batteries are definitely included
A few lousy boys
Buspoting
Adults
Larry of Irseal
It's loud as hell on the Eastern Front
Hardley Looking For Susan
Stephen King's: The Sit
Message in a Condom
Emails from Iwo Jima
The Decent, The Awful and The Handsome
Star War Episode VI: Return of the not so skilled
Sit and Recieve
Snow White and the Eight Dwarfs: Who brought rubbers?There will be bone marrow
A Future of Pacifist
Bus Driver
Some like it Luke Warm
Splash 2: no wake
Ernest doesn't go anywhere
Half cotton t shirt
Don't Tell Mom the Baby Sitter Was Just Sleeping
The Afterlife of a Salesman
Philidephia Two: It Was Just The Flu
Tomorrow dies constantly
Apocalypse Later
Shindler's other list: This time it's personal
You forgot about this Mohican"
Scarfacelift
Thin line between hate and hate
American History XI
There's something about Hitler
DC Trolley
The Clean 11
Brians Poem
Platoon 2 Electric Boogaloon
Dr. Do-everything around this house cause the wifes a lazy whore
Wrist Shot
Capture WillyPlenty of Country for Young Girls
Luxary Cat Trillionaire
Gentlemen Prefer Blowjobs
Color purple 2: the color green
Little Shop of Delightful Treats
Unforgivin 2: Wicked SorryJerry Maguire returns, Look at the Monneysober and completely awareThe world is to much
Scarfacelift
Ocean's None
Straighten it like Twellman
Down periscope 2: down syndrome
Save Bill
Fake Romance


Thanks to Tax, The Gootch, Jimmy, Face, Shamus and Fing Fang Foom


People know I love Frank Sinatra. But I got to say he's way off base in his song "Lady is Tramp".


Take a look at the lyrics and tell me exactly way this bitch is a tramp. (My comments in parathesis)


She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight (She should be hungary at 8, I'm looking for my 4th meal around that time)
She loves the theater, but doesnt come late (That's good, she's puntual)

She'd never bother, with people she's hate (Why would she bother with them, if she hates them)
Thats why the lady is a tramp


Doesnt like crap games, with barons and earls (So?)
Wont go to harlem, in ermine and pearls (That's smart, she doesn't want to get rolled for her ermine & pearls)


Wont dish the dirt, with the rest of those girls (Good, all the rest of those girls do is gssip)
Thats why the lady is a tramp


She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair (Is that a problem?)
Life without care

Shes broke, but its ok

She hates california, its cold and its damp (Who likes cold & damp?)
Thats why the lady is a tramp


Doesnt like dice games, with sharpies and frauds (Nobody wants to play a game with fraud)
Wont go to harlem, in Lincolns or Fords (Again smart, doesn't want her car stolen)

Wont dish the dirt, with the rest of those broads
Thats why the lady is a tramp


So those are the reasons the lady is a tramp? I'm not buying it. In my opinion Old Blue Eyes owes that lady an apology

If you a guy, you either a) love Eva Mendes or 2) are gay. There's no gray area.


























Now that they split up there going to have to change the name of the show to John & Kate: Masturbate


We know Michael Jackson is dead, but we still don't know if Annie's ok.


How do you lose a needle in a haystack and why would you even bother looking for it, just get another needle.

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Back with a Vengeance

First of all before you ask, no Obuma did not have my blog shut down as soon as he was elected and I was not so discouraged by Obuma winning the election, that I stopped writing(ok maybe a little). I just got busy at work and at home and I kept putting off writing. 7 Months latter the new baby actually sleeps once and a while and here I am back and better than ever.
I know everyone wants to here my thoughts on Obuma but I'll keep them short. As much as I want him to succeed and I'll always give the the President of the United States the benefit of the doubt, I still think Obuma is lousy, so far at least. Most of Obuma's legacy will depend on the economy and it does look like there's light at the end of the tunnel. But he just couldn't help but sneak some pork into the stimulus package(which sounds dirty by the way, think about it, stimulus package) and an article I read last week made me want to puke and cry. With the stimulus summer jobs for kids going to the fuck ups instead of the good kids that deserve the jobs. These jobs are outlined for kids that lack basic skills, are school drop outs, are runaways, are court-involved or an “offender” and have English as a Second Language learner or an immigrant . So for you kids that have skills, stay in school, stay at home, don't get arrested, and speak English sorry this President has nothing for you.

How am I supposed to raise my kids in a world like this. When my daughters are old enough to work should I tell them to start speaking Spanglish, get arrested and drop out of school to ensure employment?

Anyway Obuma won the election because Americans felt the need for change, well one place that's in desperate need of change is Boston. For 16 years Mumbles has be ruling this city with an Iron Fist slapping his name everywhere he can find a spot. While the city is more ascetically pleasing, what else has been done to improve Boston. The schools are terrible, the infrastructure's a mess and half the city is worse than the wild west with bullets flying all over the place. Not to mention the city is flat broke, so to help alleviate that problem Mumbles is laying off teachers, firemen and cops and hiring meter maids. So while the gangbangers and drug dealers will get to stay on the streets the real thugs, the ones who park a foot away from the curb are being dealt with. So when you go to sleep tonight you can rest easy that the Mayor of Boston is waging war on the heinous evil doers who are parking in bus stops all over the city.

The current Mayor is laying off teachers and cop while he sits on a rainy day fund of over 800 million dollars. Has Mayor Thomas MoneyNO not realized that the city, state, country, & planet is in a recession? It's raining, it's pouring, the fat incumbent is snoring, let's put him to bed by voting for Michael Flaherty on election day morning.

Why do prisoners go on hunger strikes. How does that help your situation? Do the people that are wrongfully imprisoning you really give a shit that your not eating. Your doing them a favor by saving them a piece of bread.

May 21st was a very bad day for the Chicago White Sox. They lost to division rival Twins 20-1, then found out Jake Peavey had rejected the trade that would sent him the the ChiSox

Brett Farve is at it again, retiring and not retiring then coming back from retiring and all that non sense. What's making me most upset this time is all the media saying that Farve's at home riding his tractor. He's not riding any fucking tractor. I don't even know what a tractor does but I do know that the multi million dollar pill head isn't riding on one while he's at home. Don't believe everything you see in Wrangler Jeans commercials.


My new favorite football player of all time is Ex-Minnasota Viking great QB Fran Tarkinton, who finally hit the nail he head when it comes to Farve:
From his appearance on Atlanta's 790 the Zone (via sportsradiointerviews.com):
"I think it's despicable. What he put the Packers through last year was not good. Here's an organization that was loyal to him for 17, 18 years, provided stability of organization, provided players. It just wasn't about Brett Favre. In this day and time, we have glorified the Brett Favre's of the world so much, they think it's about them. He goes to New York and bombs. He's 39 years old. How would you like Ray Nitschke in his last year (playing for) the Vikings, or I retire, and go play for the Packers. I kind of hope it happens, so he can fail."

Sitting at the computer I can't help think how ironic it's that this machine and the Internet it enables once was such an economic boom for the world and now maybe the one of the biggest reasons for it's financial downfall. How many things has it made extinct. Take flying for instance Business travel is all but eliminated because you can just shoot the shit with the people you do business with by teleconferencing with a web cam. There goes most of the flying that gets done in the world. The people that do fly to vacations spots have at least wiped out the travel agent. Who needs them when you can cut your own deal for a vacation on expedia and travelocity, shit like that.
Newspapers, we don't really need those anymore, it's all right here. Not only your local tabloid with sports or liberal rag. You can read the worlds news right here. Most the times for free.
Porn movie store and theatres. Again its all right here in the privacy of your home. (not me of course I don't watch stuff like that)

A couple weeks ago the 4th Terminator movie came out which wouldn't usually mean shit to me. But it brought "The Rant" back into the main stream. For those of you who don't know what I mean by "The Rant" I'm taking about actor Christian Bales dressing down of Director of Photography Shane Hurlbut. For Bale to top Bill O'Reily's classic "Fuck it, we'll do it live" rant. You know it must be truly special.

2 American journalists sentenced to 12 years in a North Korean labor prison. One of which is ChannelOne Superstar Lisa Ling's Sister. It's awful but if your an American journalist in North Korea you get the Jack Krikpatrick (#40) treatment.

I seen a commercial just the other day warning that digital TV is coming and if you still have an antenna TV you better get the converter box. Didn't this happen months ago!? That's all you every seen on TV at the start of the year, just do it already I'm sick of hearing about it. If someone is still using an old ass antenna TV, it's not that important to them just make the switch already.

I guess kashmir is made from goats. Who would of thought?

Thanks for reading.

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God Damn America

What did this country just do? What was everyone thinking? America decided on man with hardly no experience except for voting present. When he did vote, he voted to raise taxes and to kill babies that had already been born. Obama has no track record of accomplishments when it comes to the economy, but he does have a track record of talking about the economy. Remember NAFTA? He was against it, then he was for it, then he was against it but secretly for it, and now he's kind of for it, probably, but we're not sure. Remember his big tax hike on dividends and capital gains? He was adamant that we had to raise these taxes even if it resulted in less revenue. Then he got on TV with Bill O'Reilly and started backing down. Now his supporters are saying that Obama's tax policy all depends on economic conditions next year. Anyone want to bet that, somehow, next years "conditions" are going to inspire Sen. Obama to keep his promises to raise taxes but forget his pledges to cut them? The line for tax hikes has already moved from $250,000 to $200,000. By the time he takes office it will be back to the tax hikes for anyone making $42,000 that he's already vote for. That's his record plain and simple.
His background is filled with shady anti-American fuckfaces. He spent 20 years listening to Rev. Wright's anti-Semitic anti white, anti-America propaganda. 20 years and never once questioned Rev. Wrights words. He launched his political career in the house of a know domestic terrorist who bombed the capitol building, the pentagon, killed a Boston cop and said on September 11th 2001 that we wished he had bombed more. America chose a man who toast PLO leaders, and kicked off the general election by flying around the world telling everyone how lousy America is. America voted in a man who will raise taxes, turn our health care over to the federal government, weaken our national security and our standing in the world to the point Russia will invade the Ukraine, China will re-enter Taiwan and god knows what Iran has planned for Israel now that they have an ally in the President of the United States. A man who said himself that he'll bankrupt the coal industry. Why would he even want to do that? Doesn't he know half of Americas electricity comes from Coal. This same guy that promises lower energy cost, but won't drill off shore and won't use nuclear energy. All that and at the end of the day Obama uses the constitution as a cum rag. This is who America chose.
Who have we made happiest by voting in Obama. We already now that the new Castro and Hugo Chavez love Obama. Hugo Chavez! America agreed with Hugo Chavez when it was time to choose a leader. Who's else is happiest today. Farrakhan, the terrorist in the Gaza strip that ran a 24 hour phone bank for Obama. Shit Jesse Jackson hasn't been this happy since he sent up MLK to be murdered. Nice job America.

So now it's time for change. He's going to change it all. Did it ever occur to him that we want to keep some things the same, like I don't know..... THE FIRST AMENDMENT! Remember during the primary when he tried to use the Missouri State Police to silence his detractors, by threats and intimidation to the point that the Governor had to step in. Just the other day he threw 3 reporters off his plane, stating that there was not enough room. It's quite the coincidence that all Journalists that got the boot were from three major newspapers that endorsed John McCain -- the Washington Times, the New York Post and the Dallas Morning News. Reporters from Ebony, Jet and Glamour Magazines were allowed to stay on the plane, god forbid they didn't cover the final leg of the race.
Now that not only Obama is running the show and he has plenty of foot soldiers in both the Senate and Congress. The assault on freedom of speech will be amped up. They got a little thing in store called "The Fairness Doctrine".
The Fairness Doctrine was a policy of the FCC that required broadcasters to present controversial issues of public importance and to do so in a manner that was equitable and balanced. So pretty much if the Government doesn't like what your saying they can swoop in and shut you up.
The United States Supreme Court has upheld the Commission's general right to enforce such a policy where channels are limited, but the courts have generally not considered that the FCC is obliged to do so. The FCC has since withdrawn the Fairness Doctrine but once the worm turned it Barraks favor he and the Democrat big shots like John Kerry started beating the drum to bring back the Fairness Doctrine. They fully intend to bring it back and enforce it. Who do you think the Left Wing government will throw off the air? Just because Rush Limbaugh is a cunt, he shouldn't be throw off the air for disagreeing with the government. You think the new Liberal Government with stop Bill Mahr from spewing content that is nothing close to being equitable or balanced and never has. I actually think that last point might be moot soon anyway. Guys like Mahr & John Stewart are going to be out of a job soon, There whole shtick is bashing Bush and the Republican government and now that's gone for them. They'll have some fun slamming Conservatives on there way out, but soon they'll be gone and blindly praising Obuma and the government isn't funny. Also SNL's quick reemergence into society will be dried up soon. They were lucky enough to have a tallented Tina Fey that happened to look just like Sarah Palin. But she's going back to Alaska for now and SNL goes back to not having been funny in over a decade.

Another thing the left is about to let loose on is abortions. I've always been very pro-choice almost a fan of a good abortion. But there about to take all restrictions against all abortions off the books. I mean people will be aborting 13 year olds.

Heaven forbid someone actually stand up for what they believe and support John McCain. How dare Joe Lieberman speak ill of the savior Obama. Now Majority leader Harry Reid is going to remove Lieberman as chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee for no real reason except that Liberman supported his friend John McCain. This is your new America people get used to it.


I thought one of the silver linings to Obuma being elected was that he'd take John Kerry with him to Washington in some gay cabinet post. But I heard last night that Kerry is on the short list to become Sectary of State. Is Obama fucking kidding with this. John Kerry, the same asshole that came home from Nam and told everyone that our brave soldiers were just over there killing babies. Then pawned himself off as a war hero, which everyone bought into until the record was set straight in 2004. John Kerry the aloof, liberal, pushover as Sectary of State. How would we expect him to draw a hard line with Hugo whens too busy giving him a hand gallop. Kerry would shit his pants at the very sight of Vlad Putin, never mind negotiate across the table from him.

Now that Kerry is going to Washington his Massachusetts Senate seat will be vacant. The old law used to be that the Governor would select a new senator in cases like this, but when it seemed like Mitt Romney was going to be able to appoint a new senator if Kerry beat Bush in 2004 the state changed the law to have a special election because they didn't want Romney making the choice. Now that it's Patrick Duval's turn there going o let him decide on having a special election or he can just choice someone. Is that fair? This is your new America which is is starting to remind me of Great Britain in the movie V for Vendetta.

Anyway with the Presidential election over the focus will turn to the local flavor. Changes in Senate with Kerry going to Washington and Ted Kennedy going to hell sometime soon, Massachusetts could be looking at 2 brand new senators.

The only good thing about election night was NBC's political director saying "There's one reason republicans and John McCain are losing these races, BUSH, BUSH, BUSH!"


Who would of ever thought that it pays to be a black guy in an election. First you have blacks that never voted in their lives come out of the woodwork and vote because a blackman is running. I guess every other election in history wasn't important because it was always 2 white boys. On top of that you have the white people like my friend Fing Fang Foom that votes for you because he thinks it's racist not to, plus it's so trendy, why not. Throw that in with the people that would never go against there party no matter what and the others that by into the unrealistic promises and a phony smile and BAM your the president. The so called Bradley effect worked backwards in this election, people couldn't wait to vote for the guy because he was black.



What a fucking twat this Oprah is. Shows her fat face at the funeral for Jennifer Hudson's family. Does she even know Hudson? I know for a fact she has never met the deceased. She exploits this horrible tragedy to gain more publicity. Just disgusting really.

Whenever you see slaves or prisoners working in a movie, there always breaking rocks. What's the purpose of that? Why make a big rock into a bunch of little small ones?

Jimmy Skorner, he's broking some more national news. While Jimmy was in Vegas he had the chance to meet baseball great Pete Rose. Jimmy has a slight speech impediment just tried to say hi to Rose and tell him what a fan he was but all Rose wanted to do was make fun of Jimmy's speech impediment. Here's the story that was picked up in a Vegas paper:
Jim Scornerston of Talent, Ore., said he approached the former baseball great on Oct. 4 at Field of Dreams to "let him know I was a fan."
Rose, who signs his merchandise at the store during four appearances a week, showed no interest in talking, according to Scornerston, who said he hadn't purchased any merchandise.

"I told him how much I used to love to get up Saturday mornings with my sister to watch 'The Baseball Bunch,'" said Scornerston, referring to a syndicated TV baseball show hosted by Rose's former teammate, Johnny Bench.

According to Scornerston, Rose was "clearly annoyed" and responded by mocking Scornerston's lisp, saying, "Did ya thee me on Thaturdayth? With your thithter?' Then just looks away."

"I was humiliated. I'm embarrassed just to repeat the story now," said Scornerston, 33.

"At first, it'd happened so fast I almost thought he was trying to be funny, I forced an embarrassed little laugh. And said, 'OK, just wanted to say hi.' He just says (still looking away), 'Roger that.'"

When Scornerston left the store and began sharing the account with a buddy, they saw Rose "staring right at us." Rose made a wincing expression and then waved his hand behind him, suggesting he had passed gas, said Scornerston.

"Real class," he added.

Wow, and since Jimmy has become a hotbed of celebrity activiy the story was picked up on several websites:

ReviewJournal.com - News - NORM: Emeril stirring up new LV sports bar
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The Gootch's B's report:
Probably Chirelli's toughest year yet making decisions on the roster but I think he made all the right moves. With the surplus of great young talent he opted to place Peter Schafer on waivers along with Jeremy Reich and Nate Thompson. getting under the salary cap and also getting money back by letting Schaefer go and if he clears waivers can be sent to providence and could be a nice call up if someone goes down. Future star Blake Wheeler is breaking camp. So without further ado, here is your Boston Bruins:

Marc Savard
P.J. Axelsson
Michael Ryder
Patrice Bergeron
Phil Kessel
Marco Sturm
Dave Krecji
Milan Lucic
Blake Wheeler
Shawn Thornton
Stephane Yelle
Chuck Kobasew
Petteri Nokelainen
Vladimir Sobotka
Zedeno Chara
Aaron Ward
Andrew Ference
Andrew Alberts
Mark Stuart
Dennis Wideman
Shane Hnidy
Tim Thomas
Manny Fernandez

I think its a very good team with 3 very dangerous lines and a great checking defensive line, this will be a fun team to watch. Tough team to play against. Still with the youngsters that were sent to providence , it will be exciting for years to come with Hamill, Soderberg, Rask, Lashoff, Hunwick all in minors. Stanley Cup is not far away.



Have you ever really listened to the words to the lullaby Rock-a-bye, baby. It's kind of fucked up. Lets take a look, my comments in parentheses.

Rock-a-bye, baby
In the treetop (What the hell is the baby doing in a tree!? It's not a monkey)
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock (No shit, it's in a tree!)
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall (Uh Oh)
And down will come baby
Cradle and all



Ya see, that's not a Lullaby, that's a fucking tragedy




Oct 4th- The 19th President of the USA, Rutherford Hayes, & hot chick Rachel Leigh Cook
Oct 5th-The 21st President of the USA, Chester A Arthur, the late Bernie Mac(why do they call it late, he's not late he'd dead, there's a big difference); Hockey greats Mario Lemuix & Patrick Roy, Wrestling skank Terri Runnels & hot chick Morgan Webb
Oct 6th-Hot Chick Elizabeth Shue; Pats great Richard Seymour; & famous chelist with the words greatest name Yo Yo Ma
Oct 7th-NFL Star Charles Woodson & Hot Chick Rachel McAdams
Oct 8th-Piece of shit racist, Obama ass kissing cunt Jesse Jackson; Comedic legend Chevy Chase & Hot Chick Kristanna Loken
Oct 9th- blah
Oct 10th-NFL great that i used to love but now is dead to me Brett Farve, & Hot Chicks Bai Ling & Jodi Lyn O'keefe
Oct 11th-NFL Great Steve Young, overhyped loser golfer Michelle Wie, Howard Stern sidekick and comedy great Artie Lang














...... and Dylan McKay-
The mistreated son of a morally bankrupt business tycoon (and senator) Jack McKay and hippie ex-wife Iris McKay, Dylan had a reputation for being a dangerous loner.But after he stands up to some bullies for freshman student Scott Scanlon, he is befriended by Brandon Walsh and through Brandon; Donna, Kelly, Steve, Brenda Walsh, Andrea and David. Dylan grows close to all of them, and they help soften his rebel attitude. Dylan eventually starts dating Brenda, and despite her father's (Eckhouse) protests, the two soon fall in love.
Dylan's relationship with Brenda helped him through several traumatic events, including his struggle with alcoholism and his father's arrest (and eventual conviction) for several white-collar crimes. However, when Dylan takes Brenda to Mexico against her father's wishes, her father forbids her to date him. Brenda refuses to obey and moves in with Dylan, who becomes increasingly unhappy in the relationship since his feud with Jim. Their new living arrangement annoys Dylan to the point of him nearly ending their relationship. At this point, Jim proposes to send Brenda to France for a French immersion program (in Kelly's place) for the duration of the summer.
With Brenda in Paris, Dylan starts spending a lot of time with Kelly by helping her babysit her little sister and entering a doubles beach volleyball tournament with her. The two have a strictly physical affair, but Kelly ends it out of loyalty to Brenda. Upon returning from Paris, Dylan and Brenda reunite. This doesn't last long though, as Brenda (who also has an affair) runs into the guy she was seeing in Paris at a video store and starts seeing him behind Dylan's back. Dylan and Brenda break up, and Dylan heads straight for Kelly. This doesn't last long either, because Brenda, upon seeing them on a date, gets mad at them, causing them to take a step back from their potential relationship. Dylan, frustrated with the situation, takes a road-trip to get away from them. When he returns, Kelly and Brenda tell him to make a choice. When Brenda is unable to show up when he invites both girls to see his father, he decides to choose Kelly.
When Dylan's father is prematurely released from prison, Kelly helps Dylan re-establish a healthy relationship with his father. However, this does not last long; Jack is killed by a car-bomb planted by the mob because he could not pay a debt.
Dylan spends the remainder of the year managing his relationship with Kelly, and graduates from West Beverly High School with the rest of his friends.

Shortly therafter Dylan meets a woman, naming herself Suzanne Steele, who claims to be the mother of Jack McKay's illegitimate child, a young girl named Erica . Dylan is initially skeptical, but eventually accepts them as family. This, coupled with Dylan's close friendship with Brenda, strains his relationship with Kelly. They repeatedly break up and get back together, but they ultimately call it quits after a bad fight. Dylan briefly reconciles with Brenda before she leaves for London.
After Suzanne begins dating an environmental chemist named Kevin Weaver, whom Suzanne soon marries, Dylan then agrees to help fund Erica's new stepfather's personal project, which promotes clean beaches (a cause Dylan is passionate about). It is revealed (but not to Dylan or anyone else) that they have been conning him this whole time, and uses his cause (and longing for family) to steal his large trust fund.
Several months later. Dylan, nearly bankrupt because of the previous events, has suffered a relapse and spent the summer in Mexico, mulling over issues with Brenda, Kelly and the betrayal of his "family". Alienated with his life and life in general, Dylan keeps his financial situation a secret from everyone. After Dylan returns to Beverly Hills, he finds out that Brandon and Kelly have started dating and makes a scene at Donna's Cotillion rehearsal dinner. He mocks Kelly, who in her anger tells him that "we are so over".
Dylan then starts taking drugs, and starts sleeping with Valerie Malone, who discovers his secret about his drug problem and of his true financial situation and informs the rest of Dylan's friends. Yet, he continues in his downward spiral, until his friends hold an intervention. He agrees to go to rehab, but checks out after only one day. He then loads up on drugs and gets into a life-threatening car wreck, where (while fighting for his life) he has a series of dream about his innocent half-sister Erica, and realizes that he must clean himself up in order to save her from her evil mother Suzanne and Suzanne's partner-in-crime Kevin. Afterwards, Dylan checks back into rehab, and beats his demons once more. After he is released from rehab with most of his confidence and self-esteem back, he redoubles his efforts to track down Erica and her mother and stepfather. With an investigator named "Jonesy" (and Valerie's help), they track down Kevin and Suzanne, whom are hiding out in Mexico, and after a caper, recover Erica and all of Dylan's money.
A short time after, he starts hypnotherapy in order to research a role for a screenwriter friend's (who was also in rehab) next movie. In the process of this, he discovers a past life which reveals Kelly to be his soulmate. This news, despite Kelly's ongoing relationship with Brandon, sends Dylan to confess his continued love for her. He offers her a trip around the world with him. Brandon is threatened by Dylan and proposes to Kelly, forcing her to make a choice between the two. Her answer, that "she chooses herself", is one of the most quoted and famous lines in history. Kelly chooses neither, as she loves and would always love them both. It is later said that she refuses to choose between them, not because she can't choose, but because it would destroy their friendship, similar to how it damaged hers with Brenda.
Dylan then finds out who the FBI believes killed his father, a mobster named Anthony Marchette, and decides to seek revenge. He uses the mobster's daughter, Toni Marchette to get close to him, but soon finds himself falling in love with her. Despite Dylan's feud with the mobster (to whom Toni is very close), the two eventually decide to get married and relocate to Hawaii, which results in Toni's father ordering a hit on Dylan to prevent it.
The hitmen end up accidentally killing Toni, who is driving Dylan's car in a bad rain storm at the time of the hit. Marchette distraught over his wife's death, is given a gun by and asks Dylan to kill him. Dylan refuses, harshly telling him that "My father is gone, your daughter is gone. We're even now. The killing is done." It is later revealed that Marchette kills himself shortly after that exchange. Immediately after, he leaves town on his motorcycle, taking the stray cat Toni had adopted with him.
Several months later, Donna sends an e-mail to Brenda looking for a video birthday message for Steve. She instead gets a letter from Dylan wishing Steve a happy birthday. Some time after his departure from Beverly Hills, Dylan had reconciled with Brenda and moved into her London apartment.
Shortly after his surprise return to Beverly Hills during Thanksgiving in 1998, he also sells his Porsche and burns all the money he receives from the sale since Toni died in it. He also reveals that he sold his house.

Brandon and Kelly run into Dylan's half-sister Erica on the street. They find out that she ran away from Dylan's mom in Hawaii and is prostituting herself. After helping her work through her issues, Kelly sends Erica to London to be with Dylan.

Dylan returns to Beverly Hills, apparently because he misses his home and friends, although he admits to Kelly that he misses her especially. He also relapses and is once again on heroin . After failing to win Kelly back, he starts dating the new bad girl Gina Kincaid, despite obviously still being in love with Kelly. Dylan and Kelly battle a mutual attraction, despite being in on-and-off relationships with Gina and Matt Durning respectively. This is especially noticeable when Kelly blames Gina and others for Dylan's drug problems (as with the case back in the day when Kelly blamed Valerie for Dylan's drug problems), and gets Steve to take the credit for a heroic act (in Dylan's stead) to avoid having anybody know that she and Dylan were out together.
later Dylan finds out that his father faked his death and is in the Witness Protection Program. After being furious that Jack has let Dylan think his father was dead for seven years, he later accepts that it was the right thing to do when news of Jack's survival quickly makes its way to unfriendly ears. Dylan's relationship with Gina also ends when, upon considering leaving Los Angeles with her, he finally admits that he's still in love with Kelly and can't leave.
Dylan and Kelly reunite at David Silver and Donna Martin's wedding with a kiss. Dylan later knocks Kelly up.
Oct 12th-Wrestling great Dusty Rhodes, MLB great Eddie Mathews; Hot Chick Neriah Davis and Wolverine Actor Hugh Jackman
Oct 13th-Greatest Wide Reciever ever Jerry Rice & Hot Chick Kate Walsh
Oct 14th-The 34th President of the USA and maybe even more important the leader of the Allied Armies in the ETO durning WWII, Dwight Eisenhower; James Bond Actor Roger Moore; the Dave Roberts of the Celtics PJ Brown; Porn Star Savanna Sampson & Super Super Dooper hot chick my favorite blonde Stacy Keibler

Oct 15th-MLB Great Jim Palmer & another one of my all time favorites Vanessa Marcill
Oct 16th-blah
Oct 17th-Cheers Star George Wendt (NOOORM!) & Comedy great NOOORM MacDonald
Oct 18th- blah
Oct 19th-Boxing great Evander Holyfield & Actor/Director Jon Favreau who directed the smash hit Iron Man and starred in 2 Tallent Top Choice Movies, Very Bad Things and Swingers Favreau also played Eric the clown in episode of Seinfeld.

Oct 20th-Actor Jerry Orbach who died and took Law & Order with him, Drinking Legend Micky Mantle & Music Legend Tom Petty
Oct 21st-2001 Patriots MVP Mo Lewis
Oct 22-One of the most under aprrietated Baseball greats ever Jimmy Foxx
Oct 23rd-Jurrassic Park author Michael Chrighton he to is now late & Music Legend Wierd Al Yankovich
Oct 24th-Hot Chick, Caprice
Oct 25th- blah
Oct 26th-Hot Skater Sasha Cohen
Oct 27th-Teddy Roosevlet & lead man for one of the greatest bands ever Stone Temple Pilots, Scott Weilend
Oct 28th-The 26ht President of the U.S.A. Teddy Roosevlet; funny man Andy Ritcher; hot chicks, Lauren Holly, Jamie Gertz & Brook Burns & probably the best actor out there Joquinn Phoenix
Oct 29th-Hot Chick Gabriel Union; hot Olpmpic Swimmer Amanda Beard & actor Richard Dreyfus who played Matt Hooper in the classic Jaws






Oct 30th-Hot Chicks Ivanka Trump & Nia Long and NBA great Robert Parish
Oct 31st-Comedy great John Candy & hot chick Piper Perablo

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