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2010-02-14T18:18:00.001-08:00

Alec Baldwin, a star of NBC's "30 Rock," was examined Thursday at a hospital after his daughter called 911 saying he had threatened to take pills after they argued, a law enforcement official said.
I find this unbelievable. I know for a fact Baldwin and his daughter have a great relationship, just listen to the love in this voice mail.

Last week Apple introduced it's new product the IPAD. Now I'm not one to tell Steve Jobs how to run his business but I don't see this flying. They should stick to making phones, computers and shit like that and stay out of the femine hygiene arena.

Heard a rumor that South Boston is in the running to be the location for the next season of Greaseball Shore. First of all why would MTV take the show to Southie when they could go out to the Hampton’s, or down Miami Beach. Second of all, please stay the fuck out. As great as Southie is, it has several problems. Crime, junkies, Meter Maids, drunks, yuppies, dog shit, parking, shitty politicians, stop signs as far as the eye can see, just to name a few. But we really don't have a Guido problem, and I'd like that to remain the case. So please MTV don't burden me with there nonsense.

And now for The Gootch's B's Report:
Well we didn't get Kovalchuck and I'm actually glad, they were trying to rip us off and then they settle for a horrible deal, good luck Atlanta. I think we should go out and grab Whitney and Selanne both of those guys would only cost us draft picks and be able to keep our team intact we have 9 1st and 2nd round picks in the next 2 drafts, That's incredible, teams would die to be in that position the Bruins are in tremendous shape for years to come , we can grab whitney and selanne we would have an awesome team. i would not want to play us. The team is starting to turn it around and the key to it all is they are playing physical again, when they play tough they win and when they play like pussies they lose. It can be a simple game if you go out and do what your suppose to do. Next week my Olympic Men's hockey preview and predictions. See you at the rink
Satan
Savard
Selanne
Sturm
Bergeron
Whitney
Ryder
Krecji
Recchi
Lucic
Begin
Wheeler

unless Wheeler or Thornton can play center come playoff time thornton would have to be an extra skater, we would have Thornton, Paille and Bitz not able to dress for games, all 4 lines are stacked.
See You At The Rink!

Comic Review for the week of January 27th:
Amazing Spider-Man #619 - Spidey caught in the middle of a war between Mysterio's Maggia and Mr.. Negative's Ninja's, all the while Aunt May is acting like an old cunt.
Avengers Initiative #32 - The Taskmaster soaking up the Siege of Asgard as a place to make his name and he works himself right up there for the take down of Thor.
Captain America Reborn #6- Steve Rodgers is alive(again), Red Skull is dead(again).
Daredevil #504 - Daredevil and The Hand go on the offensive against Osborn and H.A.M.M.E.R.
Fantastic Four #575- The big issue to set the tone for the year is a bunch of smart sub-terrains raising a city on Earth? I got to stop getting this comic.
Guardian's of the Galaxy #22- The Guardians got that shit that Universal Church of Truth was worshiping out of Moondragons womb, but a battle with The Magnus is on the horizon. I guess all these Realm of Kings stories just have to do with "The Fault" but will never really connect. If that's a fact then I don't get the Realm of Kings title.
Ms.Marvel #49- The 2nd last of this series was better than I thought it would be setting up a final brawl between Mystique and Ms.Marvel in the series finale.
February 3rd:
Siege #2 -Seriously this was one of the best comic books I've ever read. Action packed, I had butterfly's. Ares finally realizes that he's being used by Osborn and goes after him. Only to have The Sentry cut him off. Ares tries in Ernst to take down The Sentry, only to have the Sentry frign rip him in half. Powers on both sides were horrified to see the God or War being shred by the all powerful Sentry. With the help of Mari Hill and some dude Jason. Thor is able to escape to the town of Broxton, Oklahoma. Osborn sends Dakin to sniff him out so Thor shot a lighting bolt up Daken’s nose and toasted his crazy ass. Thor tells Osborn to "bring it Mother Fucker" so Osborn sends The Sentry to take down Thor and lay waste to Broxton, Oklahoma. Siege #2 ends with Osborn about to get Cap's Shield of his face.

Cable #23- More of the same Cable and Hope are trying to get back to 2010 as Bishop tries to kill Hope. There in the 30's now so there almost back to 2010.
Invincible Iron Man #23- More of the same, Dr.Strange is in Broxton, Oklahoma trying to help Tony Stark remember who he is.
Nova #34- Deep in Fault Old Sphinx's team including Nova and Darkhawk defeats Young Sphinx's team. Then the stupid ass Darkhawk gives Old Sphinx New Sphinx Ra Gem making Old Sphinx pretty much a cosmic god. Everyone knows The Sphinx is a real prick so now that's he's doubled his power you can bet on him being a huge pain in ass.

This week Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit edition hit stores with Smoking Hot Brooklyn Decker donning the cover. Decker? I hardly know her!! YES!

The games of the 2010 Olympiad started up this Friday in Vancouver a place I've always wanted to go, not that anyone gives a fuck. The winter games are pretty weak. Hockey is ok, crazy ski crashes are nice but there's not a lot going in the winter games.
By far the granddaddy of all events is the Curling. This year should be Olympic Curling's most exciting with perennial favorites and 2006 Gold Metal winner Canada still ruling the roost but 2010 should be Canada's toughest gold medal defense with countries such as Switzerland, who at least stop being neutral pansy's to play a game, and 2009 World Champion Great Brittan, looking to knock Canada off it's Olympic perch. The United States team led by Mark Johnson is the third seed this year. Johnson's dual citizen being from Edmonton brings the much experience to Team USA. Look also for Germany to be in the medal hunt on the Men's side.
Much like the Men's side the big favorite for the chicks is Canada. Unlike the men Canada is challenged by China & Denmark as well as Sweden. The Swiss aren't half bad either. I'm personally rooting for Austria, take a look at one of there players....

Tough to go against Canada at home on either side. For the rest of the Men's medals I got USA with the Silver and England with the Bronze. The Chinese woman will figure out some way to cheat at Curling and get the Silver Medal and the Swedes getting Bronzed.

History will be made in January 2011 when no mother fucking Kennedy will have there grubby hands on this countries Government. 60 years these filthy pricks have been around and now with Junky Representative Pat Kennedy saying he won't run for a 9th term. 8 frign terms this puke was elected to. They same amount of times he's entered the Betty Ford Clinic. Patches says his life is taking him in a new direction, which could only mean he's going to start injecting the cocaine. This just goes to show that the junky had nothing to stand on as a politician other than that he was Ted's son and once the big piece of shit went, the little piece of shit was out the door to.

I have to say I'm pretty proud of my blog. Since it started I've had a hand in knocking Dr.Phil down to size, forcing Oprah into retirement, kicking Leno out of Prime Time and now I've killed the Kennedy's.
Speaking of that twat Leno, did you see that an episode of Law & Order: SVU that has already aired TWICE got over 2 million more viewers than the average Leno show got, on the first night Leno was off at 10 P.M.

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TilaTequila Lost France's Hog, 3 Piece's of Shit, a Hot Figure Skater and Comic Books

2010-01-30T06:49:00.000-08:00

B?IHKH! Favorite, Tila Tequila says she's pregnant and she's willing to confirm it for a price. YES! I’ve scrounged up $17.24. As of right now Tila’s people confirm B?IHKH! is the highest bidder to date, so cross your fingers, we could have pics of Fetus Tequila right here on B?IHKH! next week.

Apparently the “in” thing to do is for bartenders is to wear sweatbands on there arms and put there bottle openers in the sweatbands. Really though, really, what the fuck is going on in peoples minds. What makes this cool? To show off your guns? It’s bad enough that someone called “the situation” is a household name due to the simple fact he’s a greaseball piece of shit. I’m not even sure if these two things are related but that dude and everyone on that show is a greaseball piece of shit and anyone that gives them the attention they seek is wasting there life and life is to short to spend an hour a week watching greaseball piece’s of shit and making them rich.

This will be my last post before the Last season of LOST starts. It’s going to be bitter sweet to see where this goes, yet to not have it to look forward too anymore going to be agony. With all the absolute garbage, filth , redundant bullshit out there. LOST for the last 6 years was finally something different, like Zima maybe even better than Zima. You’ll never see another show like it. I’m thrilled it’s back, but sad it’s the final season. Aye, Brother, it will be misses

This week France ’s parliamentary panel Mass transport, hospitals, post offices — these and all public services in France would be off-limits to women wearing face-covering veils.
Hey-ooo! Check out France ’s government being all V for Vendetta and being all profiling and shit. It’s more than a security issue though. If a Muslim broad doesn’t want to wear a mummy outfit she shouldn’t have to, but if she doesn’t or even suggest she doesn’t want to, She’ll be stoned to death in the name of Ala. So France ’s government step’s in and lets the ladies dress how they want, well at least without wearing a blanket with 2 eyes cut out, and hopefully they women don’t get fed to the pigs. So you got to give France big up’s for not worring who’s going to be offended while there trying to protect there country and anytime B?IHKH! mentions France , I feel the need to remind the world that this is there first lady.

Portland Trailblazer C Greg Oden and his slong appeared on the web this week. My first thought when I saw the picture was that I now know why Oden's knee keeps breaking. It's obviously because his penis head is smashing his knees probably a thousand times a game! Nobody’s knees could with stand that kind of beating. Oden for what ever reason felt the need to apologize in a statement.
"Those pictures were taken and sent over a year and a half ago. I've definitely grown since then."
Grown? Oh my…….

Look at these 2 piece of shit phonies. There’s not an ounce of sincerity in either of there bodies. This must have been the biggest bullshit conversation in the history of the world. Where was Al Queda when you need them. I nice dose of shrapnel in each of there throats would of made the world such a better place. Look at Oprah, man what a fat turd. The reason no one’s seen Stedman around must be because she's eaten him. If that bitch gets any bigger, her fat ass won’t fit on her own magazine covers.

YES. Finally the Brett Farve interception I've been waiting for!
For my mentally handicapped readers who ponder Farve's football future I'll fill you in on what's about to go down. Farve will be back as the Vikings starter for next season. He knows it, Brad "I'll drive to the airport to pick Farve up, then put a 12th man into the huddle to get a huge penalty on the biggest play of the season and fuck it all up" Childress knows it, & Vikings Owner Zigi Wolffe knows it. Almost to a man the Viking players expect him to retire. Of course they do and there right he will. Then he'll go home and start throwing passes off his tractor, in his wrangler jeans, to teenagers and says "oh I got that itch to play again, but I’m not sure". Then as soon as camp breaks and teams go back to regular practices, Farve we'll come back. No way can that egomaniac can let that terrible throw in the NFC Conference game be his last. In my best Jon Gruden "THIS GUY.....has at lest 5 more terrible interceptions in the NFC Conference games before he'll ever go away"
Farve has now thrown picks in his last significant pass of the last game of the last three seasons. Jerkoffs like Tom Jackson “admires” Farve for taking chances and throwing picks. What? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. How can I take Jackson opinion seriously from now on? That’s like saying “I admire Daniel Cabrera for walking 10 batters a game, that’s what wins ballgames”

Since I know you've all been awaiting, the biggest story from last weekends US Figure Skating Championships. It was former Olympic Silver Medalist, Sasha Cohen (not the guy from Borat & Bruno). Who at 25 was attempting a comeback to figure skating, while trying to qualify for the upcoming Olympic Games. First of all real quick. It's frign crazy that at 25 you can be attempting a comeback to your sport. But I digress. I'm pulling hard (no pun intended) for Cohen. Another area were the winter games pale in comparison to the Summer Olympics is T&A. The only sport worth "checking out" is figure skating which has had some niceys from Katarina Witt, Michelle Kwan, Brian Boytona and Sasha Cohen is probably at the top of that list. So good luck Sasha

Comic Review for the week of 01/20/2010:
Amazing Spider-Man #618 - Cool revelation that Mysterio helped fake the deaths of the top Maggia members and now there back with Mysterio running the show. But I do wonder were this gauntlet story is going, is there one person behind Spidey's biggest villains being amped up or is it all just coincidence.

Dark Avengers #13 - So the Sentry is an omnipotent junkie and the void is Norman ’s secret weapon. That's not good for anyone.
Dark Wolverine #82 - Myself and DanSkrull agree that Dakin is just scary crazy. He's the only Marvel character that actually scares me.
Hulk #19 - The Intelligentsia has Reed Richards out of the way, but the Red Hulk saved the rest of the Fantastic 4 from being killed from a new frightful 4. What's Red Hulks end game?
Might Avengers # 33 - Hank Pym combined/battled wits to take down a supped up cosmic Absorbing Man. With both seemly thinking the got the last laugh. Osborn came out the media hero again after smoking Absorbing Man with a special sword giving to him by Loki. But now Pym finally has proof that Loki is in cahoots with Osborn after all. Hopefully this leads to Pym's mighty avengers going to Asgard to aid The Mighty Thor.
Realm of Kings Inhuman # 3 – So Blackbolt’s brother Maximums is behind the sub-primitives aggressive attacks and the civic revolt against the Inhumans in the new Kree Empire. No shit. The guy’s always been a prick. Why they let him back in the royal family is beyond me, now Queen Medusa and the rest of the Inhumans are going to pay the price.
Spider-Woman- Now that Jessica drew has survived, alien abduction, crooked cops, and her mother Madam Hydra, the Thunderbolts show up in Madipor to apprehend Spider-Women.
Thunderbolts #140 – This group of crazies is starting to grow on me. Fresh off a big victory against the Agents of Atlas, Osborn calls them into duty in the war against Asgard
Uncanny X-Men #520 – No frign way is Magento this good. He’s seems to of changed his ways being nothing but helpful to the x-men and the rest of the surviving mutants but that mother fucker must be up to something.

Next week......The internet is stealing Jimmy's ideas, 2010 WInter Games, Curling preview and much more!

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Here to stay, just like Herpies

2009-06-25T12:29:00.001-07:00

So I'm sitting in work, the system we work on are uselessly( is that a real word?) slow. It's MLK day, nobodies in work so there's no one else to shoot the shit with via email. So I start starring at the ceiling and it dawns on me that I have blog I've been meaning to get back to.

I've tried to keep to a format were I wrote every so often to keep the blogs a little longer and backed my options and ideas up with facts, which took research. Well I don't have time for that shit anymore. So if I have something that I deem blog worthy, it's going on. A lot like the way Jake Delhomme plays quarterback. I have a ball, fuck it, I might as well throw it and see where it lands. I'm still going to try to stick to a weekly format but things may just pop up on here mid week as well.

I'll start with the news this week that Taliban militants wearing explosives vests went bonkos in the middle of the Afgan capital city Kabul shooting up shit and blowing shit up like they do best. But something doesn't see right. Just the other day Martha Coakley told me the Taliban and Al Queda were out of Afghanistan and U.S. and N.A.T.O. forces should just leave. So the question is, whom could of carried out this brazen act of terrorism if the Taliban isn't in Afghanistan. Someone should hire O.J. to find out the real killers.

I still really can't believe Scott Brown won. That goes to show you, if your a cunt, even a cunt that's made it somewhere in life, there's going to be a point in time when society calls you out on being a cunt and it's all downhill from there. That's what happened to Martha Cuntly.

Is there anything worse for those of us that work in an office than the broad that comes back from vacation. You got to hear every little detail even though you never asked for any of them. Then she says "The weather was nice, but it got colder at night...." OH IT WAS COLDER AT NIGHT WHERE YOU WERE!!? WHO WOULD OF GUESSED THE TEMPERATURE WOULD DROP WHEN THE SUN IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING PLANET. WOW I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED IN BOSTON!

I think I may be on board with this Armageddon in 2012 shit. All the signs are there. The Earth is so unstable, itself and it's people. Earthquakes, Tsunami's, human greed and ruthlessness, the Jets going to the AFC conference finals. Seriously it's all falling apart.

My heart just aches for that Tila Tequila.It's been a rough few months for the poor darling. First this summer Pro Bowl Linebacker Shawn Merriman gives her the "Lights Out!" treatment. Now her fake lezbo fiancé' od's and croaks. Poor kid just can't catch a break.

This football season couldn't of worked out any worse. One of the Pats top 2 rivals is going to the Super bowl against either twatface Farve or Chocolate city. Fuck

Finally, something me and President Obuma agree on:

Denver Public Schools are for some reason apologizing after a school's menu read: "In Honor of M.L. King." "Southern Style" chicken, collard greens, sweet potatoes and peach crisp"
The districts web site states: "The plan to serve a Southern-style meal in recognition of Martin Luther King Day" and that's exactly what they did. What's the big fucking deal. Dr.King was in fact a Southern man, a Southern black man, whom I'm sure as shit ate "Southern Style" chicken, collard greens, sweet potatoes and peach crisp. It's ok for every restaurant from her to Timbuktu to serve corned beef and cabbage on St.Patrick's day. No one gets offended, everyone just pretends they like it and orders it.

A pretty cool story to come out of the Haiti disaster:

Junior Florestal left Haiti when he was 13 for a better life in the United States. He long promised to return, but it took an earthquake to bring him back.
Florestal is one of at least three Haitian-American paratroopers in the 82nd Airborne Division helping get sorely needed food, water and supplies to survivors of the magnitude-7.0 earthquake that shattered this capital city last Tuesday. His unit learned it would leave the following day, giving Florestal hope he could both bring aid and track down dozens of relatives living in Port-au-Prince and in villages surrounding the capital.

"I was ready to go that day," he said. "When I was watching it on TV in the States, I couldn't wait to get back here and help out."

Florestal joined the Army in 1996 and has served twice in Iraq and once in Afghanistan. He's fluent in Creole. Since arriving Saturday, he has been translating for officers who coordinate relief efforts from the division's base on a hillside golf course.

"It helps to have someone with a similar background," said Capt. John Hartsock, who has been overseeing food distribution with the Fort Bragg, North Carolina-based division.

Quake survivors implore the soldiers in halting English for more food and water and for medical help. Florestal responds in Creole — and surprised Haitians waiting in lines slap him on the back and shake his hand.

"They feel good that there are Haitians in the U.S. Army," he said.

When Florestal hasn't been working as an interpreter, he's been asking quake victims if they have any information about his family. On Saturday, he walked up and down a makeshift barricade, questioning those waiting in line for food.

Amazingly, he found one of his cousins, who told him most of his family survived.

Later, he called his mother, who had been crying and still unable to reach any relatives in Haiti from her Orlando, Florida, home. She was overjoyed to hear that her sister and brother were alive, he said.

Fun Fact: Samoan boys are 56 times likelier to go to the NFL than American boys.

Now without further ado, The Gootch's B's Report

Glad to be back, Its almost the half way point of the season and the Bruins have been up and down all season and have been ravaged with injuries all season. Lucic, Savard, Bergeron and now Sturm have all been injured They have yet to play with there whole team intact and healthy yet this year and they have hung in there but lately they are showing signs of the injuries taking its toll. Luckily the injuries have not been major and will be getting everyone back but they still lack offense, their goaltending and defense has been very solid all season but you cant win scoring 1 or 2 goals a game. Chirelli has to make a move to get some offense and to push the guys they already have, its time we move some draft picks and prospect for some goal scoring, Iyla Kovalchuck is probably available but would cost us a lot and unless we can guarantee an extension I wouldn't make that move and go after someone like Teemu Selanne who is probably in his last season but still has some left in the tank, line him up with Savard and he could be all we need and another good match would be to make a move with Tampa bay who will be looking to unload some salary Lacavalierre and Martin St.Louis will surely be available and be good fits here. with 23 wins and 54 points we hold the current 7th spot in the East. Until next week, See you at the rink.

What's the deal with saying someone is cute as a button. Are buttons all that cute? I think 'I've seen some pretty fucking ugly buttons in my lifetime.

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When I went to post this blog, I realized I had some stuff in the hopper for a blog post sometime at the end of June. Here's that shit:

Like I said in my last post, you give the Mailer Demons a topic and we'll take it and run with it. After our opposite movies exercise we took a song title and replace the word "love" with "muff". Here's what we came up with:

You Give Muff a Bad Name-Bon Jovi
Elton John - Can You Feel the Muff Tonight?
Crazy little Thing called muff
That's the way Muff goes - Janet Jackson
Bee Gees - how deep is your muff?
The Power of Muff
All you need is Muff
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Muff
I Want to Know What Muff Is - Foreigner
what is the color of muff- Billy ocean
I Would Do anything for Muff (but I won't Do that)
Muff is a Battlefield
Is this muff?
Sade - this is no ordinary muff
On the wings of muff
Cant help falling in Muff with you
Whitney Houston - Saving all my muff for you
Muff me do- Beetles
Mariah Carey - I had a vision of Muff
Baby I muff your way - Peter Frampton
Groovy kind of Muff- Phil Collins
Burning Muff- Elvis
muff you, you muff me- Barney
Muff me tender- Elvis
have you ever really muffed a woman- Bryan Adams
Muff Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles
Muff Shack
Never Knew Muff Like This Before
Best Of My Muff - Eagles
Can't Buy Me Muff- The Beatles
Sunshine Of Your Muff- Eric Clapton
Ready For Muff- Bad Company
Modern Muff- David Bowie
Stop in the name of muff
Muff Rollercoaster
Muff Train
Caribbean Queen (No more muff on the run)
What's Muff got to do with it?
You might as well face it, you're addicted to muff
Muff rescue me
Muff and Tenderness- Al Green
Another sad muff song
Can't get enough of your muff
Your just a muff machine
muff stinks
Bad Company - Feel like making muff
Cradle of Muff - Billy Idol
everlasting muff
when muff comes to town
muff comes tumbling down
so this is muff
what's so funny bout peace, muff and understanding - Elvis Costello
all my muff-led zeppelin
muff on the rocks
muff boat captain-pearl jam
you don't know what muff is(you just do what you're told)
muff reign over me
Muff in an Elevator
Shake Your Muff- Debbie Gibson
Back Door Muff Affair, ZZ Top
just called to say I muff you
Punchdrunk Muff sick Sing-along
Put a little muff in your heart
Muff will conquer all
you've got to hide your Muff away
Muff Potion Number 9
Higher Muff - Steve Winwood
Why do fools fall in Muff
Radar Muff
Muff Child
Stop in the name of muff
Muff me 2 times
Interstate muff song
I Cant make you muff me-Bonnie Raitt
I Need Your Muff So Bad - Fleetwood Mac F/ Sting
Easy muffer
Muff Machine
When a man muffs a woman
U2-Pride (In The Name of Muff)
Dumb Muff - Stone Temple Pilots
Muff is a wonderful thing - Michael Bolton
Only fools fall in muff.

What a disgusting disgrace that Michael Jackson memorial was. That was no memorial service. To the celebrities that attended it was another chance to get he mug on camera for promotional reasons and one more chance for the attention starved Jackson family to ride Michael's coat tails on his way into the ground. Since when to memorial services turn into red carpet photo opportunities? If it wasn't disgusting enough, AL Sharpton had to go and get on his soap box, yelling and screaming about god knows what, again turning the death of a black person into another opportunity to promote himself. Telling MJ's kids in front of a billion people that there father wasn't weird. Was it really the time or place? Not to mention MJ was in fact weird, very fucking weird. Turning your face from black to white and cutting your nose off is weird. Sleeping in the same bed as 12 year old boys whom you hardly know is weird. Having McCauley Caulklin and a chimp as your drinking buddies is weird. Spending over $40,000 a month on prescription drugs is weird. Then they drag out Jackson's poor 11 year old daughter to speak about how good a father he was. To an 11 year old who doesn't know better I'm sure he seemed like a fine father. In the years to come as she gets older she'll realize a man who kills himself with drugs, leaving his 3 kids in limbo isn't a good father at all, he's a cunt. So what if he's the greatest entertainer Earth has ever seen, he's also the biggest freak the Earth has ever seen. At best Jackson was a creep who let young boys sleep in his bed with him. At worst he's a diddler who preyed on boys who's parents were ok with letting Michael toss there sons salad as long as they were getting paid. So while Jackson was the greatest of entertainers he was also the greatest of twats. Good Riddance, lets recycle his plastic face and bury that fuck. Go to hell Jackson and take Al Sharpton with you.

At least 12 people committed suicide simply because fucking Michael Jackson died. What the fuck! I wanted to commit suicide just know I live in a world were people off themselves due to a freak pedophiles death.

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I know I've said this before, but this time I mean it. A new and improved post every week. With with added correspondents to add too Gootch's B's report. I have access to some of the top minds in sports, music and politics at my disposal and I intend to use them. But I need help from the readers as well. I need more comments about what has been posted or anything that you'd like the blog to cover.

Next week Corporations and special interest take complete fucking control of the country and 2012 Olympic Curling preview.

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The Beantown Gestapo

2009-06-04T09:56:00.001-07:00

I now know why nobody has hardly ran against Menino all these years he's been in office. They've been afraid too and I don't blame them. Menino and his crew are just like the Mafia, if you cross them they'll use there power and resources to ruin you. It takes real balls if your a business owner to donate to rival of Menino, for most business owners it's just not worth it. One local bar who's name I won't mention (It's the opposite of the Shittiest Bar) lost almost 75 grand simply because the owner donated $500 to Michael Flaherty's campaign. Once the Mayors office got word, they came busting in with trumped up inspectional violations and closed them down for a few weeks. And of course proving that it is politically motivated is difficult and would costs tens of thousands more in attorney fees, and will bring so many more headaches for them and more lost revenue.
Game On at Fenway Park was going to host a fund raiser for Flaherty, until Menino's top lackey paid them a visit and warned them not to or they would face the same punishment as other establishments that dared to go against the Menino family.
Even Boston's beloved Drop Kick Murphy's can't escape the Menino klan. They came to lead singer Ken Casey's bar and demanded that Ken call Flaherty and tell him to stop using Drop Kick songs in his campaign video's(that's just immature). When Casey refused Menino's henchmen threatened the business, so you'd better get the Beckett Burger while you can.
Is it just coincidence that Dana Van Fleet's Place, who's owner is a known Menino supporter, hasn't received any violations even though there's been a stabbing, a bartender caught selling Yayo over the bar and of course the coat check disaster.
As soon as this blog post I fear that the Beantown Gestapo will kick down my door and kill my dog because I forgot to cross a "t" or dot an"i" on his $6 license application.

As much as I like Jerry Remy as color commentator for the Sox, we may have a Wally Pip situation. NESN needs to find a way to keep Eck in the booth when Remy comes back. Eckersley is too entertaining to be relegated to the post game shit that no one watches.

Reading the crawl on ESPN last night and it says "Vikings trainer, gives Farves tips to help shoulder" FUCK YOU WHO CARES! The trainer should be helping the teams quarterback. ESPN can stop it with the mystery stuff, everyone in the world knows that he's coming back to play for Minnesota. Farve is Bob Wiley and football fans across the country are millions of Dr.Leo Marvin's. He wont go away, he's like genital herpes, he worse than herpes, at least with herpes you can take Valtrex there's no Valtrex for Brett Farve.

And now the triumphant return of The Gootch's B's Report!

08-09 Boston Bruins season review

The Bruins are back! After finishing up strong the season before the B's were nearly unbeatable for most of the season finishing as the Best team in the East and lost a disappointing game 7 to the Carolina Hurricanes ( the one team I didn't want to play in the playoffs), the B's a very young and this was a great learning season they have the skill all over the ice and just a little bit more experience and this team will be raising the cup in no time. The newly resigned Chiarelli has some very tough decisions to make to keep the B's under the cap and maybe forced to deal away Kessel after signing the future super star Dave Krecji there is not much room left for anybody else. Look for the B's to take home several awards this year, Tim Thomas and Zdeno Chara should be walking home with some hardware. I'll Talk to you in October, See you at the rink!

I'm thrilled to announce that Michael Phelps picked up his first endorsement since a picture of him hitting a bong surfaced. Phelps was unfairly vilified and lost all his endorsements after the picture surfaced. Ted Kennedy drowns his girlfriend and he gets re-elected to senate 87 times, Michael Jackson fingers little boys, when he dies he's hailed as some kind of hero, but 22 year old Phelps gets chinky eyed with his friends after he gets back from winning 32 gold medals and he's a bad seed. The 14-time Olympic gold medal-winning swimmer signed a multiyear deal with H2O Audio, a San Diego-based maker of waterproof headphones and accessories. Now I have absolutely no need for such accessories but if I ever do I'll be buying H2O Audio. Another H2O Audio athlete is Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin, who quite frankly seems like a lovely young lady

As if Jessica alba needed to get more on my good side, she has now taken up a cause that I've been on all my life and is near and dear to my heart. Alba found herself in hot water last week when photos surfaced of her papering over a billboard as part of a guerrilla-style campaign for White Mike, an L.A.-based group aiming to raise awareness of the endangered great white shark. She quickly apologized for the "spontaneous and ill-advised stunt."

Twitter is just a fad that will soon pass, log it. They should of called it Twatter, then maybe it would have a longer shelf life.

Or maybe Shitter! HAHAHA. "The only way to get news out of Iran, is through "shitting".

So speaking on Iran. The people of Iran last week tried to do they right thing and vote out the crazy Islamic government, only problem is that there a crazy Islamic government and you just don't vote them out. Did the people of Iran really think they were going to get a far election? So they did what any mass of people who want to be heard of, they took it to the streets, which was all fine and good until the Ayatollah, the Supreme Leader in Iran condemned the protest as illegal and unleashed the pro-government Basij militia on those poor pricks and that's when things got ugly. Mass beat downs and shootings of the once peaceful protesters started immediately. Things came to a head when the death of the beautiful young Neda was captured and posted of Youtube. Now the protest have waned out of fear of being Neda'd or worse and things are slowly going back to status quo in Iran. The opposition still isn't giving up the fight but when the government has all the guns and tear gas along with the right to do anything they want, it's a fight that's not going to go the oppositions way.

I had the chance to speak to one Iranian protester who was luck enough to get away from the Basij. I asked how he got away away he told me, " So Iran, Iran so far away. Iran all night and day. I couldn't get away"

A lot of people have criticized President Obuma's reaction or lack there of to the Iran Crisis. This one area were I can't take the President to task. What is he supposed to do. Anything he does will be seen as meddling to the Muslim world.

But Mr.Obuma, this is the same thug regime that you want to give credence to by sitting down face to face with. Even after they called you a good ole House Nigger(there words not mine).

Check out this live blog from out of Iran:...live blogging from Baharestan Square in central Tehran today captures but brief glimpses of the unimaginable horror that took place today. Bus loads of protesters were stopped and unloaded from their buses by "black-clad police" and literally herded. When the massing was sufficient, as the barely controllably distraught Tehran caller to CNN described first hand, hundreds of the regime's Basij thugs poured out of an adjoining mosque and commenced a massacre with axes, clubs, guns and gas.
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This is the Iranian regime, wading into its own unarmed people and axing them to death, bludgeoning women (seen as the greatest threat to the regime) and throwing them to their deaths from pedestrian bridges.

You frigin invite Iranian President Afterdinerjacket, the man behind these madness to your house on the Fourth of July for burgers and dogs.

All this going on and you don't hear a peep from the U.N. as usual. Is there still a U.N.? There shouldn't be, worthless piece of shit organization.

Eventually we'll here from B?IHKH!'s political correspondent Tax and get his take on the events in Iran but right now the Iranian authorities have barred journalists for international news organizations from reporting on the streets and ordered them to stay in their offices. Tax tried to email the story last week but was sucker punched in the mouth Murphy's Law style and got his blackberry seized.

I'm afraid we may see a similar situation right here in Boston. When Menino loses the election to Michael Flaherty, there's no doubt he'll ignore the election results and send out his hordes of yes men and meter maids to give street cleaning tickets to anyone that supports Flaherty.

Transformers 2 is came out which gives me an excuse to post this:

Speaking of sequels, if you give the MD's a silly subject we will absolutly take it and run with it. SO one day we get to calling out movie sequel titles that are pretty much the opposite of the originals. Here's what we came up with:
Amistad 2: The Love Boat
Robin Hood: Men in Leotards
What's throwing up Gilbert Grape
Armegeddon 2: armregretton making the first one
Carlito's Other Way
The Day the Earth Started Moving AgainStench of a Cunt
Broiled White Potatoes
national almpoons Personal day
Particular given Tuesday
The Shortest foot
Here with the Breeze
Live soft
The 41 year old guy who had sex before.
Notorious 2: Reputable
The Association of Ordinary Assholes
Things to Do in Denver When You're Paralyzed from the Waist Down
Even Betterfellas
Bowling ball run
Boogie Nights 2: Snot Days
When Harry Met Sally He gave her roofies
2 Crawled under the Vultures nest
Liam Neisan stars in "Returned"
Roots 2: this time tobey has a whip
King Kong 2: This Time He Eats the Bitch
Ferris Bulher's Double Shift
Sunday Night Soar Throat
Not Giving a Damn About Private Ryan
The Flamenco SuitcaseAll Cats Burn in HellDog on a cold steel floor
Nights of lightning
De-Frost/Kennedy
L. A everyone knows
A Non-Commissioned Soldier and an Asshole
*Batteries are definitely included
A few lousy boys
Buspoting
Adults
Larry of Irseal
It's loud as hell on the Eastern Front
Hardley Looking For Susan
Stephen King's: The Sit
Message in a Condom
Emails from Iwo Jima
The Decent, The Awful and The Handsome
Star War Episode VI: Return of the not so skilled
Sit and Recieve
Snow White and the Eight Dwarfs: Who brought rubbers?There will be bone marrow
A Future of Pacifist
Bus Driver
Some like it Luke Warm
Splash 2: no wake
Ernest doesn't go anywhere
Half cotton t shirt
Don't Tell Mom the Baby Sitter Was Just Sleeping
The Afterlife of a Salesman
Philidephia Two: It Was Just The Flu
Tomorrow dies constantly
Apocalypse Later
Shindler's other list: This time it's personal
You forgot about this Mohican"
Scarfacelift
Thin line between hate and hate
American History XI
There's something about Hitler
DC Trolley
The Clean 11
Brians Poem
Platoon 2 Electric Boogaloon
Dr. Do-everything around this house cause the wifes a lazy whore
Wrist Shot
Capture WillyPlenty of Country for Young Girls
Luxary Cat Trillionaire
Gentlemen Prefer Blowjobs
Color purple 2: the color green
Little Shop of Delightful Treats
Unforgivin 2: Wicked SorryJerry Maguire returns, Look at the Monneysober and completely awareThe world is to much
Scarfacelift
Ocean's None
Straighten it like Twellman
Down periscope 2: down syndrome
Save Bill
Fake Romance

Thanks to Tax, The Gootch, Jimmy, Face, Shamus and Fing Fang Foom

People know I love Frank Sinatra. But I got to say he's way off base in his song "Lady is Tramp".

Take a look at the lyrics and tell me exactly way this bitch is a tramp. (My comments in parathesis)

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight (She should be hungary at 8, I'm looking for my 4th meal around that time)
She loves the theater, but doesnt come late (That's good, she's puntual)

She'd never bother, with people she's hate (Why would she bother with them, if she hates them)
Thats why the lady is a tramp

Doesnt like crap games, with barons and earls (So?)
Wont go to harlem, in ermine and pearls (That's smart, she doesn't want to get rolled for her ermine & pearls)

Wont dish the dirt, with the rest of those girls (Good, all the rest of those girls do is gssip)
Thats why the lady is a tramp

She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair (Is that a problem?)
Life without care

Shes broke, but its ok

She hates california, its cold and its damp (Who likes cold & damp?)
Thats why the lady is a tramp

Doesnt like dice games, with sharpies and frauds (Nobody wants to play a game with fraud)
Wont go to harlem, in Lincolns or Fords (Again smart, doesn't want her car stolen)

Wont dish the dirt, with the rest of those broads
Thats why the lady is a tramp

So those are the reasons the lady is a tramp? I'm not buying it. In my opinion Old Blue Eyes owes that lady an apology

If you a guy, you either a) love Eva Mendes or 2) are gay. There's no gray area.

Now that they split up there going to have to change the name of the show to John & Kate: Masturbate

We know Michael Jackson is dead, but we still don't know if Annie's ok.

How do you lose a needle in a haystack and why would you even bother looking for it, just get another needle.

Thanks for reading

I'm Tallent, and I approve of this message

Back with a Vengeance

2009-05-22T11:49:00.001-07:00

First of all before you ask, no Obuma did not have my blog shut down as soon as he was elected and I was not so discouraged by Obuma winning the election, that I stopped writing(ok maybe a little). I just got busy at work and at home and I kept putting off writing. 7 Months latter the new baby actually sleeps once and a while and here I am back and better than ever.
I know everyone wants to here my thoughts on Obuma but I'll keep them short. As much as I want him to succeed and I'll always give the the President of the United States the benefit of the doubt, I still think Obuma is lousy, so far at least. Most of Obuma's legacy will depend on the economy and it does look like there's light at the end of the tunnel. But he just couldn't help but sneak some pork into the stimulus package(which sounds dirty by the way, think about it, stimulus package) and an article I read last week made me want to puke and cry. With the stimulus summer jobs for kids going to the fuck ups instead of the good kids that deserve the jobs. These jobs are outlined for kids that lack basic skills, are school drop outs, are runaways, are court-involved or an “offender” and have English as a Second Language learner or an immigrant . So for you kids that have skills, stay in school, stay at home, don't get arrested, and speak English sorry this President has nothing for you.

How am I supposed to raise my kids in a world like this. When my daughters are old enough to work should I tell them to start speaking Spanglish, get arrested and drop out of school to ensure employment?

Anyway Obuma won the election because Americans felt the need for change, well one place that's in desperate need of change is Boston. For 16 years Mumbles has be ruling this city with an Iron Fist slapping his name everywhere he can find a spot. While the city is more ascetically pleasing, what else has been done to improve Boston. The schools are terrible, the infrastructure's a mess and half the city is worse than the wild west with bullets flying all over the place. Not to mention the city is flat broke, so to help alleviate that problem Mumbles is laying off teachers, firemen and cops and hiring meter maids. So while the gangbangers and drug dealers will get to stay on the streets the real thugs, the ones who park a foot away from the curb are being dealt with. So when you go to sleep tonight you can rest easy that the Mayor of Boston is waging war on the heinous evil doers who are parking in bus stops all over the city.

The current Mayor is laying off teachers and cop while he sits on a rainy day fund of over 800 million dollars. Has Mayor Thomas MoneyNO not realized that the city, state, country, & planet is in a recession? It's raining, it's pouring, the fat incumbent is snoring, let's put him to bed by voting for Michael Flaherty on election day morning.

Why do prisoners go on hunger strikes. How does that help your situation? Do the people that are wrongfully imprisoning you really give a shit that your not eating. Your doing them a favor by saving them a piece of bread.

May 21st was a very bad day for the Chicago White Sox. They lost to division rival Twins 20-1, then found out Jake Peavey had rejected the trade that would sent him the the ChiSox

Brett Farve is at it again, retiring and not retiring then coming back from retiring and all that non sense. What's making me most upset this time is all the media saying that Farve's at home riding his tractor. He's not riding any fucking tractor. I don't even know what a tractor does but I do know that the multi million dollar pill head isn't riding on one while he's at home. Don't believe everything you see in Wrangler Jeans commercials.

My new favorite football player of all time is Ex-Minnasota Viking great QB Fran Tarkinton, who finally hit the nail he head when it comes to Farve:
From his appearance on Atlanta's 790 the Zone (via sportsradiointerviews.com):
"I think it's despicable. What he put the Packers through last year was not good. Here's an organization that was loyal to him for 17, 18 years, provided stability of organization, provided players. It just wasn't about Brett Favre. In this day and time, we have glorified the Brett Favre's of the world so much, they think it's about them. He goes to New York and bombs. He's 39 years old. How would you like Ray Nitschke in his last year (playing for) the Vikings, or I retire, and go play for the Packers. I kind of hope it happens, so he can fail."

Sitting at the computer I can't help think how ironic it's that this machine and the Internet it enables once was such an economic boom for the world and now maybe the one of the biggest reasons for it's financial downfall. How many things has it made extinct. Take flying for instance Business travel is all but eliminated because you can just shoot the shit with the people you do business with by teleconferencing with a web cam. There goes most of the flying that gets done in the world. The people that do fly to vacations spots have at least wiped out the travel agent. Who needs them when you can cut your own deal for a vacation on expedia and travelocity, shit like that.
Newspapers, we don't really need those anymore, it's all right here. Not only your local tabloid with sports or liberal rag. You can read the worlds news right here. Most the times for free.
Porn movie store and theatres. Again its all right here in the privacy of your home. (not me of course I don't watch stuff like that)

A couple weeks ago the 4th Terminator movie came out which wouldn't usually mean shit to me. But it brought "The Rant" back into the main stream. For those of you who don't know what I mean by "The Rant" I'm taking about actor Christian Bales dressing down of Director of Photography Shane Hurlbut. For Bale to top Bill O'Reily's classic "Fuck it, we'll do it live" rant. You know it must be truly special.

2 American journalists sentenced to 12 years in a North Korean labor prison. One of which is ChannelOne Superstar Lisa Ling's Sister. It's awful but if your an American journalist in North Korea you get the Jack Krikpatrick (#40) treatment.

I seen a commercial just the other day warning that digital TV is coming and if you still have an antenna TV you better get the converter box. Didn't this happen months ago!? That's all you every seen on TV at the start of the year, just do it already I'm sick of hearing about it. If someone is still using an old ass antenna TV, it's not that important to them just make the switch already.

I guess kashmir is made from goats. Who would of thought?

Thanks for reading.

"I'm Tallent and I approve of this message"

God Damn America

2008-11-03T17:40:00.000-08:00

What did this country just do? What was everyone thinking? America decided on man with hardly no experience except for voting present. When he did vote, he voted to raise taxes and to kill babies that had already been born. Obama has no track record of accomplishments when it comes to the economy, but he does have a track record of talking about the economy. Remember NAFTA? He was against it, then he was for it, then he was against it but secretly for it, and now he's kind of for it, probably, but we're not sure. Remember his big tax hike on dividends and capital gains? He was adamant that we had to raise these taxes even if it resulted in less revenue. Then he got on TV with Bill O'Reilly and started backing down. Now his supporters are saying that Obama's tax policy all depends on economic conditions next year. Anyone want to bet that, somehow, next years "conditions" are going to inspire Sen. Obama to keep his promises to raise taxes but forget his pledges to cut them? The line for tax hikes has already moved from $250,000 to $200,000. By the time he takes office it will be back to the tax hikes for anyone making $42,000 that he's already vote for. That's his record plain and simple.
His background is filled with shady anti-American fuckfaces. He spent 20 years listening to Rev. Wright's anti-Semitic anti white, anti-America propaganda. 20 years and never once questioned Rev. Wrights words. He launched his political career in the house of a know domestic terrorist who bombed the capitol building, the pentagon, killed a Boston cop and said on September 11th 2001 that we wished he had bombed more. America chose a man who toast PLO leaders, and kicked off the general election by flying around the world telling everyone how lousy America is. America voted in a man who will raise taxes, turn our health care over to the federal government, weaken our national security and our standing in the world to the point Russia will invade the Ukraine, China will re-enter Taiwan and god knows what Iran has planned for Israel now that they have an ally in the President of the United States. A man who said himself that he'll bankrupt the coal industry. Why would he even want to do that? Doesn't he know half of Americas electricity comes from Coal. This same guy that promises lower energy cost, but won't drill off shore and won't use nuclear energy. All that and at the end of the day Obama uses the constitution as a cum rag. This is who America chose.
Who have we made happiest by voting in Obama. We already now that the new Castro and Hugo Chavez love Obama. Hugo Chavez! America agreed with Hugo Chavez when it was time to choose a leader. Who's else is happiest today. Farrakhan, the terrorist in the Gaza strip that ran a 24 hour phone bank for Obama. Shit Jesse Jackson hasn't been this happy since he sent up MLK to be murdered. Nice job America.

So now it's time for change. He's going to change it all. Did it ever occur to him that we want to keep some things the same, like I don't know..... THE FIRST AMENDMENT! Remember during the primary when he tried to use the Missouri State Police to silence his detractors, by threats and intimidation to the point that the Governor had to step in. Just the other day he threw 3 reporters off his plane, stating that there was not enough room. It's quite the coincidence that all Journalists that got the boot were from three major newspapers that endorsed John McCain -- the Washington Times, the New York Post and the Dallas Morning News. Reporters from Ebony, Jet and Glamour Magazines were allowed to stay on the plane, god forbid they didn't cover the final leg of the race.
Now that not only Obama is running the show and he has plenty of foot soldiers in both the Senate and Congress. The assault on freedom of speech will be amped up. They got a little thing in store called "The Fairness Doctrine".
The Fairness Doctrine was a policy of the FCC that required broadcasters to present controversial issues of public importance and to do so in a manner that was equitable and balanced. So pretty much if the Government doesn't like what your saying they can swoop in and shut you up.
The United States Supreme Court has upheld the Commission's general right to enforce such a policy where channels are limited, but the courts have generally not considered that the FCC is obliged to do so. The FCC has since withdrawn the Fairness Doctrine but once the worm turned it Barraks favor he and the Democrat big shots like John Kerry started beating the drum to bring back the Fairness Doctrine. They fully intend to bring it back and enforce it. Who do you think the Left Wing government will throw off the air? Just because Rush Limbaugh is a cunt, he shouldn't be throw off the air for disagreeing with the government. You think the new Liberal Government with stop Bill Mahr from spewing content that is nothing close to being equitable or balanced and never has. I actually think that last point might be moot soon anyway. Guys like Mahr & John Stewart are going to be out of a job soon, There whole shtick is bashing Bush and the Republican government and now that's gone for them. They'll have some fun slamming Conservatives on there way out, but soon they'll be gone and blindly praising Obuma and the government isn't funny. Also SNL's quick reemergence into society will be dried up soon. They were lucky enough to have a tallented Tina Fey that happened to look just like Sarah Palin. But she's going back to Alaska for now and SNL goes back to not having been funny in over a decade.

Another thing the left is about to let loose on is abortions. I've always been very pro-choice almost a fan of a good abortion. But there about to take all restrictions against all abortions off the books. I mean people will be aborting 13 year olds.

Heaven forbid someone actually stand up for what they believe and support John McCain. How dare Joe Lieberman speak ill of the savior Obama. Now Majority leader Harry Reid is going to remove Lieberman as chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee for no real reason except that Liberman supported his friend John McCain. This is your new America people get used to it.

I thought one of the silver linings to Obuma being elected was that he'd take John Kerry with him to Washington in some gay cabinet post. But I heard last night that Kerry is on the short list to become Sectary of State. Is Obama fucking kidding with this. John Kerry, the same asshole that came home from Nam and told everyone that our brave soldiers were just over there killing babies. Then pawned himself off as a war hero, which everyone bought into until the record was set straight in 2004. John Kerry the aloof, liberal, pushover as Sectary of State. How would we expect him to draw a hard line with Hugo whens too busy giving him a hand gallop. Kerry would shit his pants at the very sight of Vlad Putin, never mind negotiate across the table from him.

Now that Kerry is going to Washington his Massachusetts Senate seat will be vacant. The old law used to be that the Governor would select a new senator in cases like this, but when it seemed like Mitt Romney was going to be able to appoint a new senator if Kerry beat Bush in 2004 the state changed the law to have a special election because they didn't want Romney making the choice. Now that it's Patrick Duval's turn there going o let him decide on having a special election or he can just choice someone. Is that fair? This is your new America which is is starting to remind me of Great Britain in the movie V for Vendetta.

Anyway with the Presidential election over the focus will turn to the local flavor. Changes in Senate with Kerry going to Washington and Ted Kennedy going to hell sometime soon, Massachusetts could be looking at 2 brand new senators.

The only good thing about election night was NBC's political director saying "There's one reason republicans and John McCain are losing these races, BUSH, BUSH, BUSH!"

Who would of ever thought that it pays to be a black guy in an election. First you have blacks that never voted in their lives come out of the woodwork and vote because a blackman is running. I guess every other election in history wasn't important because it was always 2 white boys. On top of that you have the white people like my friend Fing Fang Foom that votes for you because he thinks it's racist not to, plus it's so trendy, why not. Throw that in with the people that would never go against there party no matter what and the others that by into the unrealistic promises and a phony smile and BAM your the president. The so called Bradley effect worked backwards in this election, people couldn't wait to vote for the guy because he was black.

What a fucking twat this Oprah is. Shows her fat face at the funeral for Jennifer Hudson's family. Does she even know Hudson? I know for a fact she has never met the deceased. She exploits this horrible tragedy to gain more publicity. Just disgusting really.

Whenever you see slaves or prisoners working in a movie, there always breaking rocks. What's the purpose of that? Why make a big rock into a bunch of little small ones?

Jimmy Skorner, he's broking some more national news. While Jimmy was in Vegas he had the chance to meet baseball great Pete Rose. Jimmy has a slight speech impediment just tried to say hi to Rose and tell him what a fan he was but all Rose wanted to do was make fun of Jimmy's speech impediment. Here's the story that was picked up in a Vegas paper:
Jim Scornerston of Talent, Ore., said he approached the former baseball great on Oct. 4 at Field of Dreams to "let him know I was a fan."
Rose, who signs his merchandise at the store during four appearances a week, showed no interest in talking, according to Scornerston, who said he hadn't purchased any merchandise.

"I told him how much I used to love to get up Saturday mornings with my sister to watch 'The Baseball Bunch,'" said Scornerston, referring to a syndicated TV baseball show hosted by Rose's former teammate, Johnny Bench.

According to Scornerston, Rose was "clearly annoyed" and responded by mocking Scornerston's lisp, saying, "Did ya thee me on Thaturdayth? With your thithter?' Then just looks away."

"I was humiliated. I'm embarrassed just to repeat the story now," said Scornerston, 33.

"At first, it'd happened so fast I almost thought he was trying to be funny, I forced an embarrassed little laugh. And said, 'OK, just wanted to say hi.' He just says (still looking away), 'Roger that.'"

When Scornerston left the store and began sharing the account with a buddy, they saw Rose "staring right at us." Rose made a wincing expression and then waved his hand behind him, suggesting he had passed gas, said Scornerston.

"Real class," he added.

Wow, and since Jimmy has become a hotbed of celebrity activiy the story was picked up on several websites:

ReviewJournal.com - News - NORM: Emeril stirring up new LV sports bar
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The Gootch's B's report:
Probably Chirelli's toughest year yet making decisions on the roster but I think he made all the right moves. With the surplus of great young talent he opted to place Peter Schafer on waivers along with Jeremy Reich and Nate Thompson. getting under the salary cap and also getting money back by letting Schaefer go and if he clears waivers can be sent to providence and could be a nice call up if someone goes down. Future star Blake Wheeler is breaking camp. So without further ado, here is your Boston Bruins:

Marc Savard
P.J. Axelsson
Michael Ryder
Patrice Bergeron
Phil Kessel
Marco Sturm
Dave Krecji
Milan Lucic
Blake Wheeler
Shawn Thornton
Stephane Yelle
Chuck Kobasew
Petteri Nokelainen
Vladimir Sobotka
Zedeno Chara
Aaron Ward
Andrew Ference
Andrew Alberts
Mark Stuart
Dennis Wideman
Shane Hnidy
Tim Thomas
Manny Fernandez

I think its a very good team with 3 very dangerous lines and a great checking defensive line, this will be a fun team to watch. Tough team to play against. Still with the youngsters that were sent to providence , it will be exciting for years to come with Hamill, Soderberg, Rask, Lashoff, Hunwick all in minors. Stanley Cup is not far away.

Have you ever really listened to the words to the lullaby Rock-a-bye, baby. It's kind of fucked up. Lets take a look, my comments in parentheses.

Rock-a-bye, baby
In the treetop (What the hell is the baby doing in a tree!? It's not a monkey)
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock (No shit, it's in a tree!)
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall (Uh Oh)
And down will come baby
Cradle and all

Ya see, that's not a Lullaby, that's a fucking tragedy

Oct 4th- The 19th President of the USA, Rutherford Hayes, & hot chick Rachel Leigh Cook
Oct 5th-The 21st President of the USA, Chester A Arthur, the late Bernie Mac(why do they call it late, he's not late he'd dead, there's a big difference); Hockey greats Mario Lemuix & Patrick Roy, Wrestling skank Terri Runnels & hot chick Morgan Webb
Oct 6th-Hot Chick Elizabeth Shue; Pats great Richard Seymour; & famous chelist with the words greatest name Yo Yo Ma
Oct 7th-NFL Star Charles Woodson & Hot Chick Rachel McAdams
Oct 8th-Piece of shit racist, Obama ass kissing cunt Jesse Jackson; Comedic legend Chevy Chase & Hot Chick Kristanna Loken
Oct 9th- blah
Oct 10th-NFL great that i used to love but now is dead to me Brett Farve, & Hot Chicks Bai Ling & Jodi Lyn O'keefe
Oct 11th-NFL Great Steve Young, overhyped loser golfer Michelle Wie, Howard Stern sidekick and comedy great Artie Lang

...... and Dylan McKay-
The mistreated son of a morally bankrupt business tycoon (and senator) Jack McKay and hippie ex-wife Iris McKay, Dylan had a reputation for being a dangerous loner.But after he stands up to some bullies for freshman student Scott Scanlon, he is befriended by Brandon Walsh and through Brandon; Donna, Kelly, Steve, Brenda Walsh, Andrea and David. Dylan grows close to all of them, and they help soften his rebel attitude. Dylan eventually starts dating Brenda, and despite her father's (Eckhouse) protests, the two soon fall in love.
Dylan's relationship with Brenda helped him through several traumatic events, including his struggle with alcoholism and his father's arrest (and eventual conviction) for several white-collar crimes. However, when Dylan takes Brenda to Mexico against her father's wishes, her father forbids her to date him. Brenda refuses to obey and moves in with Dylan, who becomes increasingly unhappy in the relationship since his feud with Jim. Their new living arrangement annoys Dylan to the point of him nearly ending their relationship. At this point, Jim proposes to send Brenda to France for a French immersion program (in Kelly's place) for the duration of the summer.
With Brenda in Paris, Dylan starts spending a lot of time with Kelly by helping her babysit her little sister and entering a doubles beach volleyball tournament with her. The two have a strictly physical affair, but Kelly ends it out of loyalty to Brenda. Upon returning from Paris, Dylan and Brenda reunite. This doesn't last long though, as Brenda (who also has an affair) runs into the guy she was seeing in Paris at a video store and starts seeing him behind Dylan's back. Dylan and Brenda break up, and Dylan heads straight for Kelly. This doesn't last long either, because Brenda, upon seeing them on a date, gets mad at them, causing them to take a step back from their potential relationship. Dylan, frustrated with the situation, takes a road-trip to get away from them. When he returns, Kelly and Brenda tell him to make a choice. When Brenda is unable to show up when he invites both girls to see his father, he decides to choose Kelly.
When Dylan's father is prematurely released from prison, Kelly helps Dylan re-establish a healthy relationship with his father. However, this does not last long; Jack is killed by a car-bomb planted by the mob because he could not pay a debt.
Dylan spends the remainder of the year managing his relationship with Kelly, and graduates from West Beverly High School with the rest of his friends.

Shortly therafter Dylan meets a woman, naming herself Suzanne Steele, who claims to be the mother of Jack McKay's illegitimate child, a young girl named Erica . Dylan is initially skeptical, but eventually accepts them as family. This, coupled with Dylan's close friendship with Brenda, strains his relationship with Kelly. They repeatedly break up and get back together, but they ultimately call it quits after a bad fight. Dylan briefly reconciles with Brenda before she leaves for London.
After Suzanne begins dating an environmental chemist named Kevin Weaver, whom Suzanne soon marries, Dylan then agrees to help fund Erica's new stepfather's personal project, which promotes clean beaches (a cause Dylan is passionate about). It is revealed (but not to Dylan or anyone else) that they have been conning him this whole time, and uses his cause (and longing for family) to steal his large trust fund.
Several months later. Dylan, nearly bankrupt because of the previous events, has suffered a relapse and spent the summer in Mexico, mulling over issues with Brenda, Kelly and the betrayal of his "family". Alienated with his life and life in general, Dylan keeps his financial situation a secret from everyone. After Dylan returns to Beverly Hills, he finds out that Brandon and Kelly have started dating and makes a scene at Donna's Cotillion rehearsal dinner. He mocks Kelly, who in her anger tells him that "we are so over".
Dylan then starts taking drugs, and starts sleeping with Valerie Malone, who discovers his secret about his drug problem and of his true financial situation and informs the rest of Dylan's friends. Yet, he continues in his downward spiral, until his friends hold an intervention. He agrees to go to rehab, but checks out after only one day. He then loads up on drugs and gets into a life-threatening car wreck, where (while fighting for his life) he has a series of dream about his innocent half-sister Erica, and realizes that he must clean himself up in order to save her from her evil mother Suzanne and Suzanne's partner-in-crime Kevin. Afterwards, Dylan checks back into rehab, and beats his demons once more. After he is released from rehab with most of his confidence and self-esteem back, he redoubles his efforts to track down Erica and her mother and stepfather. With an investigator named "Jonesy" (and Valerie's help), they track down Kevin and Suzanne, whom are hiding out in Mexico, and after a caper, recover Erica and all of Dylan's money.
A short time after, he starts hypnotherapy in order to research a role for a screenwriter friend's (who was also in rehab) next movie. In the process of this, he discovers a past life which reveals Kelly to be his soulmate. This news, despite Kelly's ongoing relationship with Brandon, sends Dylan to confess his continued love for her. He offers her a trip around the world with him. Brandon is threatened by Dylan and proposes to Kelly, forcing her to make a choice between the two. Her answer, that "she chooses herself", is one of the most quoted and famous lines in history. Kelly chooses neither, as she loves and would always love them both. It is later said that she refuses to choose between them, not because she can't choose, but because it would destroy their friendship, similar to how it damaged hers with Brenda.
Dylan then finds out who the FBI believes killed his father, a mobster named Anthony Marchette, and decides to seek revenge. He uses the mobster's daughter, Toni Marchette to get close to him, but soon finds himself falling in love with her. Despite Dylan's feud with the mobster (to whom Toni is very close), the two eventually decide to get married and relocate to Hawaii, which results in Toni's father ordering a hit on Dylan to prevent it.
The hitmen end up accidentally killing Toni, who is driving Dylan's car in a bad rain storm at the time of the hit. Marchette distraught over his wife's death, is given a gun by and asks Dylan to kill him. Dylan refuses, harshly telling him that "My father is gone, your daughter is gone. We're even now. The killing is done." It is later revealed that Marchette kills himself shortly after that exchange. Immediately after, he leaves town on his motorcycle, taking the stray cat Toni had adopted with him.
Several months later, Donna sends an e-mail to Brenda looking for a video birthday message for Steve. She instead gets a letter from Dylan wishing Steve a happy birthday. Some time after his departure from Beverly Hills, Dylan had reconciled with Brenda and moved into her London apartment.
Shortly after his surprise return to Beverly Hills during Thanksgiving in 1998, he also sells his Porsche and burns all the money he receives from the sale since Toni died in it. He also reveals that he sold his house.

Brandon and Kelly run into Dylan's half-sister Erica on the street. They find out that she ran away from Dylan's mom in Hawaii and is prostituting herself. After helping her work through her issues, Kelly sends Erica to London to be with Dylan.

Dylan returns to Beverly Hills, apparently because he misses his home and friends, although he admits to Kelly that he misses her especially. He also relapses and is once again on heroin . After failing to win Kelly back, he starts dating the new bad girl Gina Kincaid, despite obviously still being in love with Kelly. Dylan and Kelly battle a mutual attraction, despite being in on-and-off relationships with Gina and Matt Durning respectively. This is especially noticeable when Kelly blames Gina and others for Dylan's drug problems (as with the case back in the day when Kelly blamed Valerie for Dylan's drug problems), and gets Steve to take the credit for a heroic act (in Dylan's stead) to avoid having anybody know that she and Dylan were out together.
later Dylan finds out that his father faked his death and is in the Witness Protection Program. After being furious that Jack has let Dylan think his father was dead for seven years, he later accepts that it was the right thing to do when news of Jack's survival quickly makes its way to unfriendly ears. Dylan's relationship with Gina also ends when, upon considering leaving Los Angeles with her, he finally admits that he's still in love with Kelly and can't leave.
Dylan and Kelly reunite at David Silver and Donna Martin's wedding with a kiss. Dylan later knocks Kelly up.
Oct 12th-Wrestling great Dusty Rhodes, MLB great Eddie Mathews; Hot Chick Neriah Davis and Wolverine Actor Hugh Jackman
Oct 13th-Greatest Wide Reciever ever Jerry Rice & Hot Chick Kate Walsh
Oct 14th-The 34th President of the USA and maybe even more important the leader of the Allied Armies in the ETO durning WWII, Dwight Eisenhower; James Bond Actor Roger Moore; the Dave Roberts of the Celtics PJ Brown; Porn Star Savanna Sampson & Super Super Dooper hot chick my favorite blonde Stacy Keibler

Oct 15th-MLB Great Jim Palmer & another one of my all time favorites Vanessa Marcill
Oct 16th-blah
Oct 17th-Cheers Star George Wendt (NOOORM!) & Comedy great NOOORM MacDonald
Oct 18th- blah
Oct 19th-Boxing great Evander Holyfield & Actor/Director Jon Favreau who directed the smash hit Iron Man and starred in 2 Tallent Top Choice Movies, Very Bad Things and Swingers Favreau also played Eric the clown in episode of Seinfeld.

Oct 20th-Actor Jerry Orbach who died and took Law & Order with him, Drinking Legend Micky Mantle & Music Legend Tom Petty
Oct 21st-2001 Patriots MVP Mo Lewis
Oct 22-One of the most under aprrietated Baseball greats ever Jimmy Foxx
Oct 23rd-Jurrassic Park author Michael Chrighton he to is now late & Music Legend Wierd Al Yankovich
Oct 24th-Hot Chick, Caprice
Oct 25th- blah
Oct 26th-Hot Skater Sasha Cohen
Oct 27th-Teddy Roosevlet & lead man for one of the greatest bands ever Stone Temple Pilots, Scott Weilend
Oct 28th-The 26ht President of the U.S.A. Teddy Roosevlet; funny man Andy Ritcher; hot chicks, Lauren Holly, Jamie Gertz & Brook Burns & probably the best actor out there Joquinn Phoenix
Oct 29th-Hot Chick Gabriel Union; hot Olpmpic Swimmer Amanda Beard & actor Richard Dreyfus who played Matt Hooper in the classic Jaws

Oct 30th-Hot Chicks Ivanka Trump & Nia Long and NBA great Robert Parish
Oct 31st-Comedy great John Candy & hot chick Piper Perablo

Thanks for reading

"I'm Tallent, I approve of this message but NOT the President Elect"

Fuck

2008-10-31T11:44:00.001-07:00

I had a whole long blog saved for today along with a months worth of birthdays. But It's fucking gone now. Fuck Fuck everything

Special Report: Obuma and his Buddies

2008-10-07T11:44:00.000-07:00

No fun stuff today. This is serious this country is in crisis and in 28 days it could get a whole lot worse. The polls show Obuma with an 8 point lead and taking the lead in some key battleground states. Now I've never been one to follow the polls, in this case I must all pray that there wrong or somehow, starting with the debate tonight Mr.McCain can expose Obuma for who he really is. A closet racist, with people in his inner circle who are flat out enemies to this country and what this country stands for.
Let's start with Bill Ayes who in the mid-1990s, when Obuma was making his first run for the Illinois Senate, Ayers had Obama to his home to introduce him to others. Ayes is a cop killer and an admitted domestic terrorist who on September 11 2001 said "I don't regret setting bombs" and "I feel we didn't do enough", and, when asked if he would "do it all again" as saying "I don't want to discount the possibility." So not only did he place bomb in such places like the pentagon, he hasn't ruled out doing it again! So Obuma brushes off questions about Ayes by saying he's just a guy from the neighborhood that he deoesn't know Ayers. Fuck that! You more or less kicked off your political career in the guys fucking house and you don't know him!? Anyway, let's say Obuma doesn't know him well. Why would Ayes hold a fund raising rally for Obuma in his own house. What kind of politician does Ayes support. I'll let Billy boy tell you in his own words: "I am a radical, Leftist, small 'c' communist ... [Laughs] Maybe I'm the last communist who is willing to admit it. [Laughs] We have always been small 'c' communists . But the fund raiser isn't the only time Obuma and Ayers every crossed paths. The two met "at a luncheon meeting about school reform in a Chicago skyscraper. The two served together on a community anti-poverty group, the Woods Fund of Chicago, between 2000 and 2002, during which time the board met twelve times. Ayers also contributed to Obama's re-election fund to the Illinois State Senate in April 2001. So for Obuma to shrug off Ayers as another guy from the neighborhood is yet another Obuma lie.

Up next, Frank Davis a leading member of Communist Party USA. Obama had an admitted relationship with someone who was publicly identified as a member of the Communist Party USA (CPUSA). The record shows that Obama was in Hawaii from 1971-1979, where, at some point in time, he developed a close relationship, almost like a son, with Davis, listening to his "poetry" and getting advice on his career path. But Obama, in his book, Dreams From My Father, refers to him repeatedly as just "Frank."
The reason is apparent: Davis was a known communist who belonged to a party subservient to the Soviet Union. In fact, the 1951 report of the Commission on Subversive Activities to the Legislature of the Territory of Hawaii identified him as a CPUSA member. What's more, anti-communist congressional committees, including the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC), accused Davis of involvement in several communist-front organizations.
Gerald Horne, a Communist Party historian and contributing editor of Political Affairs, claims that "Frank" was Davis, and further claimed he was a "decisive influence" on Obama.
I can't for the life of me can't figure out why there isn't mounting public concern about a candidate who has come out of virtually nowhere, with a brief U.S. Senate legislative record, to become the Democratic Party frontrunner for the U.S. presidency.

How about are old buddy Rev. Jeremiah Wright.We all now this beauty but lets hear it again.

Again Obuma brushes off his relationship with this prick, but come on they fucking go way back. Obuma first met Wright and joined his church in the late 1980s, while he was working as a community organizer in Chicago before attending Harvard Law School. Wright officiated at the wedding ceremony of Barack and Michelle Obama, as well as their children's baptism. The title of Obama's memoir, The Audacity of Hope, was inspired by one of Wright's sermons. Also in In 2007 Wright was appointed to Barack Obama's African American Religious Leadership Committee, a group of over 170 national black religious leaders who supported Obama's bid for the Democratic nomination.

Tony Rezko, a political fundraiser, and real estate developer in Chicago, Illinois convicted on several counts of fraud and bribery in 2008. Rezko and several others were indicted on federal charges in October 2006, for using their connections to the state boards to demand kickbacks from businesses that wanted to do business with the state. While the others pleaded guilty to the charges, Rezko pleaded not guilty and was found guilty of 16 of the 24 charges filed against him. In 1990, after Obuma was elected president of the Harvard Law Review, Rezmar Corp. offered him a job, which Obuma turned down. Obuma did end up taking a job with law firm Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland, which primarily worked civil rights cases, but also represented Rezmar and helped the company get more than $43 million in government funding and whose former senior partner, Allison S. Davis, later went into business with Rezko . Starting in 2003, Rezko was one of the people on Obama's U.S. Senate campaign finance committee, which raised more than $14 million. Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama, which Chicago Tribune reporter David Mendelland claims was instrumental in providing Obama with seed money for his U.S. Senate race.Obama has since identified over $250,000 in campaign contributions to various Obama campaigns as coming from Rezko or close associates, and has claimed to have donated almost two thirds of that amount to unspecified nonprofit groups.
So basically Obuma's entire Illinois political career was funded by dirty money. Obuma's frigin little career that America is deeming worthy enough to prove that he can be president was all done with illegal dough. Then Obuma and Rezko got into real estate together.
Also, in 2005 Obama purchased a new home in the Kenwood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (which was $300,000 below the asking price) on the same day that Rezko's wife, Rita Rezko, purchased the adjoining empty lot from the same sellers for the full asking price. Obama acknowledged bringing his interest in the property to Rezko's attention, but denied any coordination of offers. The lies continue to roll off Obuma's tongue. After it had been reported in 2006 that Rezko was under federal investigation for influence-peddling, Obama purchased a 10 foot (3.0 m) wide strip of Ms. Rezko's property for $104,500, $60,000 above the assessed value. "Oh your going to be indicted? We'll let me hide some money for you" Obama acknowledges that the exchange may have created the appearance of impropriety, and stated "I consider this a mistake on my part and I regret it."
In June 2007, the Sun-Times published a story about letters Obama had written in 1997 to city and state officials in support of a low-income senior citizen development project headed by Rezko and partner Allison Davis. The project received more than $14 million in taxpayer funds, including $885,000 in development fees for Rezko and Davis.

How about Obuma's cousin Raila Odinga, the prime minister of Keyna. Who's responsible for the death of thousands of kenyans after the 2007 Kenya general election. Mr. Charamba, the permanent secretary at Zimbabwe's information department said "Raila Odinga's hands drip with blood, raw African blood, and that blood is not going to be cleansed by any amount of abuse of Zimbabwe."

Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega, who is a "Marxist Sandinista Leader and has been an enemy of the United States since the cold war called Obama"revolutionary".

In his first public statement since being officially named to succeed his ailing brother Fidel, Cuba’s new Hard-line Communist dictator, Raul Castro, expressed his “sincere hope” that Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill.) will be the next American president.

Besides marching with Louis Farrakhan in D.C., Obuma has been pretty smart and kept Farrakhan at arm's reach. But that's hasn't stopped the dangerous Farrakhan from praising his boy Obuma. Farrakhan has said that Obuma is the "hope of the entire world" "This young man is the hope of the entire world that America will change and be made better," Farrakhan added. That's all well and good, except one thing. What does Farrakhan envision as a better world and country? Does it not scare anyone that all this human scum stands firmly behind Obuma. Doesn't anyone wonder why so many enemies of the United States are hoping and praying that Obuma is elected.

Besides these fucking jerks, Obuma has been officially endorsed by the Illinois Communist Party, the United States Socialist Party, The new Black Panther party, which is far more anti-American and racist than even the original and of course Obuma has the full support of the Hamas Terrorist Organization.

And now from Brother of The Gootch is a report regarding Obama and his Wall Street buddies:

Franklin Raines was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at Fannie Mae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae when auditing discovered severe irregulaties in Fannie Mae's accounting activities. At the time of his departure The Wall Street Journal noted, ' Raines, who long defended the company's accounting despite mounting evidence that it wasn't proper, issued a statement late Tuesday co nceding that 'mistakes were made' and saying he would assume responsibility as he had earlier promised. News reports indicate the company was under growing pressure from regulators to shake up its management in the wake of findings that the company's books ran afoul of generally accepted accounting principles for four years.' Fannie Mae had to reduce its surplus by $9 billion.

Raines left with a 'golden parachute valued at $240 Million in benefits.

The Government filed suit against Raines when the depth of the accounting scandal became clear.http://housingdoom.com/2006/12/18/fannie-charges/ . The Government noted, 'The 101 charges reveal how the individuals improperly manipulated earnings to maximize their bonuses, while knowingly neglecting accounting systems and internal controls, misapplying over twenty accounting principles and misleading the regulator and the public. The Notice explains how they submitted six years of misleading and inaccurate accounting statements and inaccurate capital reports that enabled them to grow Fannie Mae in an unsafe and unsound manner.' These charges were made in 2006. The Court ordered Raines to return $50 Million Dollars he received in bonuses based on the miss-stated Fannie Mae profits.
What's Raines doing now? He works for the Obuma Campaign as Chief Economic Advisor.

Tim Howard - Was the Chief Financial Officer of Fannie Mae. Howard was a strong internal proponent of using accounting strategies that would ensure a 'stable pattern of earnings' at Fannie. In everyday English - he was cooking the books. The Government Investigation determined that, 'Chief Financial Officer, Tim Howard, failed to provide adequate oversight to key control and reporting functions within Fannie Mae,'

On June 16, 2006, Rep. Richard Baker, R-La., asked the Justice Department to investigate his allegations that two former Fannie Mae executives lied to Congress in October 2004 when they denied manipulating the mortgage-finance giant's income statement to achieve management pay bonuses. Investigations by federal regulators and the company's board of directors since concluded that management did manipu late 1998 earnings to trigger bonuses. Raines and Howard resigned under pressure in late 2004.

Howard's Golden Parachute was estimated at $20 Million!

Today Howard is also a Chief Economic Advisor to Obuma

and last but not least Jim Johnson, who's a former executive at Lehman Brothers and who was later forced from his position as Fannie Mae CEO. A look at the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight's May 2006 report on mismanagement and corruption inside Fannie Mae, and you'll see some interesting things about Johnson. Investigators found that Fannie Mae had hidden a substantial amount of Johnson's 1998 compensation from the public, reporting that it was between $6 million and $7 million when it fact it was $21 million.' Johnson is currently under investigation for taking illegal loans from Countrywide while serving as CEO of Fannie Mae.

Johnson's Golden Parachute was estimated at $28 Million.

Johnson was hired as a Senior Obama Finance Advisor and was selected to run Obama's Vice Presidential Search Committee.

So here you go America. Here's the hope and change your looking for. Here's your savior who's going to raise your taxes, who's not going to bother drilling offshore or build nuclear power plants to help lower your energy coast, who's voted not to fund our brave troops that are fighting overseas, who is going to surrender in Iraq just when were about to win, who wants to push this country further into recession with a 1 Trillion dollars of new spending, which includes giving illegal aliens free health care, when we're all forking over half our pay checks to pay of our own health care.

Bailout Smealout

2008-09-30T12:04:00.000-07:00

As I'm writing this draft there still is no bailout plain for our financial system. The one thing that I don't understand is all these politicians are talking about looking out for the people on "Main Street". Who cares about them?What about the people on Emerson street and East Seventh Street, doesn't anyone care for them, I don't even know where Main Street is.
I see that lots of Americans have taken the "when all else fails blame bush" route with this crisis. While I'm no huge fan of Bush and he certainly piled on to the problem, he cannot be solely blamed for this crisis. This all actually started in 1977 when President Carter signed the Community Reinvestment Act, which required banks and thrifts to offer credit throughout their entire market area. It gave incentives to help low-income borrowers get a home.
The CRA actually helped a little until 1995 when the Clinton Administration gave new subprime authorization to lenders with massive additional provisions in the CRA. Home loans skyrocketed.
Part of the increase in home loans was due to lenders, like Countrywide, which did not mitigate loan risk…using the new subprime authorization the revisions allowed the securitization of CRA loans containing subprime mortgages which forced banks to issue $1 trillion in new subprime loans and created subprime mortgage securities.
Bear Stearns was the first to do it. Fannie Mae added fuel to the fire when on Oct. 30, 2000, it announced plans to purchase $2 billion of “My Community Mortgage” loans.
Soon subprime mortgages started to grow and home prices started to rise.
A little background on Fannie Mae…It is a government sponsored enterprise that guarantees mortgages, then sells them to banks and investors…the more mortgages…the more money Fannie Mae makes.
The way Fannie May increased the mortgages was to move down the income ladder, and as it tried to increase its business, it gave risks short shrift with “affordable mortgages.” The banks were required by the CRA to issue sub-prime mortgages or pay big penalties.
Now, how were these sub-prime mortgages kept “affordable”? NO money down, interest only, low variable rates, no income verification, no attention was paid to credit or bad credit risks.
In 2004, 92% of Fannie Mae’s subprime mortgages were of the variable rate variety; and in 2005, 91% were variable rate. Fannie told the banks..go ahead , make the loans..we will guarantee them. Home ownership kept rising, as did the prices of homes. All was well, as long as interest rates did not rise and home prices did not fall. But then a huge fucking problem developed.
Interest rates rose–banks raised the variable rate. Gas prices shot up, Paychecks got squeezed, especially low-income paychecks. Some borrowers stopped paying, so banks stopped lending. The subprime market was collapsing. Foreclosures started piling up. Buyers were in short supply, so sellers had to lowered home prices. More borrowers stopped paying.
So then the Fannie Mae “guarantees” became worthless because they kept overstating their assets. Banks collapsed due to worthless government sponsored securities issued by Fannie Mae. Jobs disappeared and here we are today in this financial crisis.
So why was the expansion of the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA) to blame?
Well, before the CRA expansion authorization under President Clinton, home prices increased with inflation, but after the CRA expansion authorization, home prices became unhinged from inflation.
The CRA caused home prices to rise too fast as economic fundamentals did not support the “wedge” or spread between the Consumer Price Index (CPI) and the price of homes. What supported the high home prices was regulation motivated credit. The housing bubble was bursting.
So, in 2003, the Bush Administration proposed a new agency to oversee and regulate Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, (the government sponsored companies that are the two largest players in the mortgage lending industry) This would have been the most significant regulatory overhaul in the housing finance industry since the S and L crisis a decade ago.
But the Democrats stopped it…supporters of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae said efforts to regulate the lenders tightly under the proposed agency might diminish their ability to finance loans for lower-income families. Here are some direct quotes:
Barney Frank (D-MA)
“The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies (Freddie and Fannie), the less we will see in terms of “affordable housing.”

Melvin Watt (D-NC)
“…and in the process weakening the bargaining power of poorer families and their ability to get “affordable housing.”
But now to my main point(you had to know were I was was going with this).
Someone else tried to stop the economic time-bomb before it went off…that's right none other than Sen. John McCain.
In 2005, McCain warned of the pending mortgage collapse. He co-sponsored a bill…The Housing Enterprise Regulatory Act of 2005.
The bill would have regulated Fannie May and Freddie Mac, but again the Democrats blocked it and it never became law.It came back in 2007…but again, no luck because Fannie Mae had friends in the Senate…
Chris Dodd (D-CT) Sweetheart loan recipient; Guess who else also covered Fannie’s ass? You guessed it…Barack Obama. And you know who Obama chose to select his VP?(With Michelle having veto power of course).......
It was James A. “Jim” Johnson who had also received a sweetheart loan from Countrywide Mortgage.
1985-1990, He was the managing director of the now bankrupt Lehman Brothers.
1991-1998, He was CEO of Fannie Mae when CRA was expanded.
Johnson is now a wealthy private banker and on the Board of Goldman Sachs which gave $700,000 to Barack Obama and raised another $500,000 through “Bundling.”
Barack Obama gets advice on housing issues from Franklin Raines, who lives in a 7.6 million house.
Background on Raines:
1977-1979 In the Carter Administration when CRA was first enacted.
1980-1996 Vice-Chairman Fannie Mae when CRA was expanded
1996-1998 Clinton Administration OMB Director
1999-2004 CEO Fannie Mae
Raines received a $25 million golden parachute from Fannie Mae
He also got sweetheart loans from Countrywide:
Amount Date Interest Rate Fixed Market Ave.
$982,253 4/29/2003 5.125% 10 yr 5.5%
$986,340 7/31/2003 4.125% 10 yr 5.1%
By the way, he resigned from Fannie Mae due to what were called “accounting irregularities.”
And from my last post we know who got more money from Fannie Mae than anyone. But just incase you forgot her it is again:
Christopher Dodd D-CT $165,400
Barack Obama D-IL $126,349
John Kerry D-MA $111,000
In just 3 years, Barack Obama collected more than John Kerry did in 20 years. In fact, Obama has received FOUR TIMES more money from Fannie Mae per year than any other Senator over the last 20 years.
Obama received FORTY NINE times more money from Fannie Mae than did John McCain.
Did you know that Barack Obama worked for a law firm Miner, Barnhill and Galland that sued banks for not issuing enough subprime mortgage loans?
Obama was on the legal team that represented Calvin Roberson in a 1994 lawsuit against Citibank, charging the bank systematically denied mortgages to African-American applicants and others from minority neighborhoods.
So now America wants Obuma to be it's next president, because he brings "hope" and "change". I just hope on November 4th the good people of Ohio, Virginia, Colorado and New Hampshire wake up and realize hope is not a Strategy or even a tactic. Our economic crisis started growing in 1995, but it can end after election day because there is change on the ballot and that change lies with John McCain.

BUT!! Sen. McCain, you need to get your old ass in gear. Your losing to a flawed maggot. Who not only has ties to Fanny Mae, but also to racist, Rev. Wright, scandal-stained businessman Tony Rezko and Domestic Terrorist William Ayers. Apparently Americans are too stupid to realize who the best candidate is so, you have to beat them over the head with this information, over and over again. If I can slam Obuma on these issues in this piece of shit blog, why can't you do it on the campaign. Mr. McCain. please no more Mr.Nice Guy, you need to expose Obuma for the fraud he is. Please.

Conversations with The Gootch: Myself and The Gootch can't understand why everyone hates the Jews. All they do is make people laugh and as they try not to get wiped off the Earth, jeez give them a break.

Having said that. Shame on you kikes! Polls show Obuma has a sizable lead with the Jewish vote. How could any self respecting gentile vote for a Muslim that wants to sit down with Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who tells anyone that's listening that he wants to whipe Israel of the map. Not to mention Obuma a man who walked with anti-semite Louis Farakhan and spent 20 years in the church of the Jew hating Rev. Wright. Come on Jews your better than this.

I thought it was extremely bush league for the Yankees not to include Joe Torre in there video tribute to all the Yankee greats after the last game at Yankee Stadium. The decided to show Jason Giambi but not Torre, fuck that.

Last post I said Lance Broadway was the best name in baseball. I might have spoke to soon now that the Yankees have called up pitcher Phil Coke.

Yet another ridiculous deadly stampede in India. At least 168 fucking people were killed after thousands of pilgrims panicked by false rumors of a bomb stampeded at a Hindu temple in western India who's neck and neck with Saudi Arabia when it comes to these senseless stampedes. If I'm at one of these over crowed temples in Either Saudi Arabia or India, I'd take my chances with a bomb, these stampedes are sure to get ya.

More Big music Ups to Seamus. This time it's for turning me on to Built to Spill, pretty dam good group. I've been listening to there latest cd "You in Reverse" the songs "Liar", "Conventional Wisdom" & "Going Against Your Mind" are all awesome and the cd is strong overall.

Birthdays:

Sept 22nd-Nana; & hot chick Fernanda Taveres
Sept 23rd-Presidential candidate Jimmy Skorner; Hot Chick Jamie Bergman & the actor that played the classic character George Costanza, Jason Alexander

Sept 24th-Muppets creator Jim Henson; comedy legend Phil Hartman, NFL Great "Mean" Joe Green; one of my all time favorites, the Spainsh TV Weather Girl Jackie Guerrido

Sept 25th-Cougar Pill Head Heather Locklear; NBA Great Scottie Pippen; hot chick Catherine Zeta Jones and Luke Skywalker, actor Mark Hamill

Sept 26th-Hot moron Jillian Barberie
Sept 27th-Hot Chick Avril Lavigne(yeah I think she's h0; old scholl hot chick Bridget Bardot; & MLB great Mike Schmidt

Sept 28th-Hot Chicks Naomi Watts, Dita Von Teese & Hilary Duff
Sept 29th-Deadwood star Ian McShane, who play's the best character on TV, Al Swearengen

Sept 30th-What a day for chicks. Fran Dresher; Monica Bellucci; Candice Michelle; Martina Hingis; Lacey Chabert; Michelle Marsh and Megan Ewing
Oct 1-The and probably the worst president of the 39th United States Jimmy Carter; A-Team leader George Peppard, worlds biggest criminal Vladimir Putin & Hot Chick Cindy Margolis
Oct 2nd-Hot Chicks, Kelly Ripa & Camilla Belle
Oct 3rd-Hot Chick Gwen Stefani & Ashlee Simpson(did you know about these tits)

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"I'm Tallent I approve of this message and letting America know what kind of bastard they want to be the next President."

Obama is a Long Legged Freddie Mac Daddy!

2008-09-22T09:04:00.000-07:00

It's no wonder kids act like frigin pussies these days. It comes from the cartoons there watching.The other day I'm watching cartoons with my daughter and this kid Caillou comes on. At first he seems like a good kid hanging out with his parents at a yard sale were he buys this t-shirt. He's all excited about this new shirt of his and he can't wait to show his grandmother who he's spending time with that afternoon. Ok no harm in any of that. But while at his grandmothers house he spills grape juice on his new shirt and he's inconsolable. Jesus you'd think his dog just died. His grandmother was pretty cool, she tried to get the stain out but it wasn't happening. She tried everything to get this kids mind of this frigin hand-me-down t-shirt that was now ruined, but Kioyu just kept bitching and moaning about his ruined shirt. I'm so glad my daughter is too young to be influence by this stained shirt pussy.

Kate Hudson and frigin Dane Cook are staring in a Romantic Comedy. Holy shit, how could anyone actually go and see that movie!? I cant fathom anyone even watching that movie for free, never mind actually paying to see it. Anyone that goes to the movies to see that should be punched in the genitals. Right after the previews, the ushers at every movie theater should go around socking people in there genitals with there flashlights.

What huge piece of dog shit Karl Rove is. He said that both presidential candidates have gone too far this election when it comes to rumors and mud slinging. WHAT!?!?! This from the very guy who started the rumor in 2000 that McCain's adopted Indonesian daughter was actually a black lust child. That's all the red states needed to elect Bush over McCain in 2000 and they rest as they say is history.

Forget the economy, forget the war on Terror, gas prices, health care, jobs, energy, education and the environment. Forgot all that. The biggest issue facing the candidates in this election are the surging beer prices at Miller's Market. $18.99 is too much for a 12 pack of domestic beer! Almost $30 for a 30 pack of Coors Light is outrageous. Relief is needed.

Ever since the state of Colorado failed to elect the great Peter Coors to Senate I've been down on that state. "Oh look at us ski and breathe thin air but not elect one of the greatest Americans in history to Senate" We'll on November 4th Colorado has chance to redeem it self. With the election being tighter than sewed up asshole, Colorado and it's 9 electoral votes could come in huge, the polls have Obuma with a slight lead in Colorado at this point. Do the right thing Colorado, you already fucked up once, it's time to make amends and help elect John McCain as our next president.

The Financial mess that this country is in came to head in these last couple weeks. All this is due to unfathomable greed from these companies and politics on both side of the isle. I'll tell ya, the good thing about not having any money, is that you can't lose money when shit like this happens.
The facts are Obuma talks a tough game on the financial crisis, but the facts tell a different story. Senator Obama took more money from Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac than anyone but the chairman of the committee they answer to, and he put Fannie Mae's CEO, who helped create this problem in charge of finding his Vice President. That's not change, that's what's broken in Washington.

Does Obuma even realize the lies he spews, does he realize that there are facts to prove him as a liar? He inflates his record like a Lewinsky blow up doll and I feel like I'm the only one paying attention
“In January, I outlined a plan to help revive our faltering economy, which formed the basis for a bipartisan stimulus package that passed the Congress,” Obama said in Golden, Colo.
OUTLINED THE PLAN!?!?!?!?!?!?! He didn't even show up for the fucking vote! On final passage of the bill Feb. 7. Obuma was a no show, McCain voted for the legislation, which passed the Senate 81-16. President Bush signed the relief on Feb. 13.
A New York Times report from Jan. 12 noted that Hillary Cliton was actually the first candidate to offer a short-term stimulus proposal, including $70 billion for housing and other aid and $40 billion in potential tax rebates.

I had the honor to talk to Sen McCain over the weekend and of course this financial mess was the subject. Here's what Sen. McCain had to say:
"As Senator Obama's leader in Congress memorably put it the other day -- and I quote -- "no one knows what to do." Perhaps given that reaction, it shouldn't surprise us that the Congressional leaders of this do-nothing Congress also said that they weren't going to take action until after the election, claiming that it wasn't their fault. I am hopeful that last night's discussions are a sign they have changed their mind and will take action soon. But any action should be designed to keep people in their homes and safe guard the life savings of all Americans by protecting our financial system.There are certainly plenty of places to point fingers, and it may be hard to pinpoint the original event that set it all in motion. But let me give you an educated guess. The financial crisis we're living through today started with the corruption and manipulation of our home mortgage system. At the center of the problem were the lobbyists, politicians, and bureaucrats who succeeded in persuading Congress and the administration to ignore the festering problems at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.These quasi-public corporations lead our housing system down a path where quick profit was placed before sound finance. They institutionalized a system that rewarded forcing mortgages on people who couldn't afford them, while turning around and selling those bad mortgages to the banks that are now going bankrupt. Using money and influence, they prevented reforms that would have curbed their power and limited their ability to damage our economy. And now, as ever, the American taxpayers are left to pay the price for Washington's failure.Two years ago, I called for reform of this corruption at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Congress did nothing. The Administration did nothing. Senator Obama did nothing, and actually profited from this system of abuse and scandal. While Fannie and Freddie were working to keep Congress away from their house of cards, Senator Obama was taking their money. He got more, in fact, than any other member of Congress, except for the Democratic chairmen of the committee that oversees them. And while Fannie Mae was betraying the public trust, somehow its former CEO had managed to gain my opponent's trust to the point that Senator Obama actually put him in charge of his vice presidential search.This CEO, Mr. Johnson, walked off with tens of millions of dollars in salary and bonuses for services rendered to Fannie Mae, even after authorities discovered accounting improprieties that padded his compensation. Another CEO for Fannie Mae, Mr. Raines, has been advising Senator Obama on housing policy. This even after Fannie Mae was found to have committed quote "extensive financial fraud" under his leadership. Like Mr. Johnson, Mr. Raines walked away with tens of millions of dollars.Senator Obama may be taking their advice and he may be taking their money, but in a McCain-Palin administration, there will be no seat for these people at the policy-making table. They won't even get past the front gate at the White House.Tallent, this is the problem with Washington. People like Senator Obama have been too busy gaming the system and haven't ever done a thing to actually challenge the system.We've heard a lot of words from Senator Obama over the course of this campaign. But maybe just this once he could spare us the lectures, and admit to his own poor judgment in contributing to these problems. The crisis on Wall Street started in the Washington culture of lobbying and influence peddling, and he was square in the middle of it."
Obama has only been in the senate for three years but he is the second highest receivers or donation from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. See below.
Name
Office
State
Party
Grand Total
Total fromPACs
Total fromIndividuals
Dodd, Christopher J
S
CT
D
$165,400
$48,500
$116,900
Obama, Barack
S
IL
D
$126,349
$6,000
$120,349
Kerry, John
S
MA
D
$111,000
$2,000
$109,000
Bennett, Robert F
S
UT
R
$107,999
$71,499
$36,500
Bachus, Spencer
H
AL
R
$103,300
$70,500
$32,800
Blunt, Roy
H
MO
R
$96,950
$78,500
$18,450
Kanjorski, Paul E
H
PA
D
$96,000
$57,500
$38,500
Bond, Christopher S ‘Kit’
S
MO
R
$95,400
$64,000
$31,400
Shelby, Richard C
S
AL
R
$80,000
$23,000
$57,000
Reed, Jack
S
RI
D
$78,250
$43,500
$34,750
Reid, Harry
S
NV
D
$77,000
$60,500
$16,500
Clinton, Hillary
S
NY
D
$76,050
$8,000
$68,050
Davis, Tom
H
VA
R
$75,499
$13,999
$61,500
Boehner, John
H
OH
R
$67,750
$60,500
$7,250
Conrad, Kent
S
ND
D
$64,491
$22,000
$42,491
Reynolds, Tom
H
NY
R
$62,200
$53,000
$9,200
Johnson, Tim
S
SD
D
$61,000
$20,000
$41,000
Pelosi, Nancy
H
CA
D
$56,250
$47,000
It does prove that both parties were responsible for this mess with their crony capitalism. However, Obama is solely blaming McCain. That's the height of hypocrisy.

In yet another case of Obuma not practicing what he preaches:
"Now is the time to keep the promise of equal pay for an equal day's work," Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama said Aug. 28 in his convention acceptance speech. He told the crowd in Denver: "I want my daughters to have exactly the same opportunities as your sons."Obama's campaign website is even more specific. Under the heading "Fighting for Pay Equity," the women's issues page laments that, "Despite decades of progress, women still make only 77 cents for every dollar a man makes. A recent study estimates it will take another 47 years for women to close the wage gap with men at Fortune 500 corporate offices. Barack Obama believes the government needs to take steps to better enforce the Equal Pay Act..."
Obama's commitment to federally mandated pay equity stretches from the Rockies to Wall Street and beyond. And yet it seems to have eluded his Senate office. Compensation figures for his legislative staff reveal that Obama pays women just 83 cents for every dollar his men make.
Based on these calculations, Obama's 28 male staffers divided among themselves total payroll expenditures of $1,523,120. Thus, Obama's average male employee earned $54,397. Obama's 30 female employees split $1,354,580 among themselves, or $45,152, on average.
Why this disparity? One reason may be the under-representation of women in Obama's highest-compensated ranks. Among Obama's five best-paid advisors, only one was a woman. Among his top 20, seven were women.
Again, on average, Obama's female staffers earn just 83 cents for every dollar his male staffers make. This figure certainly exceeds the 77-cent threshold that Obama's campaign website condemns. However, 83 cents do not equal $1. In spite of this 17-cent gap between Obama's rhetoric and reality, he chose to chide GOP presidential contender John McCain on this issue.
Obama responded Aug. 31 to Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's Republican vice-presidential nomination. Palin "seems like a very engaging person," Obama told voters in Toledo, Ohio. "But I've got to say, she's opposed -- like John McCain is -- to equal pay for equal work. That doesn't make much sense to me."
Obama's criticism notwithstanding, McCain's payment patterns are the stuff of feminist dreams.
McCain's 17 male staffers split $916,914, thus averaging $53,936. His 25 female employees divided $1,396,958 and averaged $55,878.

Conversations with Baz: Myself and Baz cannot figure out why we'd leave the house without a belt. Even though shorts/pants that come out of the dryer are usually snug, we should know better than not to wear a belt, we know those slacks are going to loosen up during the day. But from time to time, we're arrogant and leave the house without a belt.

The best name in Baseball has to be White Socks reliever Lance Broadway. C'mon who wouldn't want the name Lance Broadway, that's so cool. The worst name might be Tampa Outfielder Gabe Gross. Sounds like a garbage pail kid.

It's now time for The Gootch's first B's report of the season:
Hey Tallent its that time of year again and on the Eve of Training camp I thought there was no better time to give you my thoughts on the up-coming Bruins season. The key to camp this year is health, this offseason they were handcuffed in terms of making additions to the team and only able to add Michael Ryder from the Canadians. This move has tons of potential but he is coming off a bad season, I think he is a very good player and should fit in well here and is still young, the only thing I didn't like was he was the last guy to show up for camp, coming to a new team I always think you should be one of the first to arrive but that's me but as long as he deposits at least 30 goals than I wont complain. We lost a key player in Glen Murray , which I think was a mistake. We bought out his contract which was about the same as Manny Fernandez contract who I would rather have let go since we have a lot of goalie depth and don't really need him, we need goal scorers the most, that move makes me think that maybe Murray asked out of the contract and the B's and Murray left on good terms and they kept it quiet. Although we were not able to land any prize players, keep in mind we got Ryder but also we get Bergeron back and apparently 100% ( which is like signing a superstar player) and the biggest signing too me I think is Blake Wheeler who was the 5th overall pick in the 2004 draft which produced Sidney Crosby the #1 pick, Wheeler was suppose to be the number 2 pick but his decision to stay in college at the U of Minnesota shyed teams away a little but Phoenix was unable to come to terms with him and the B's pounced, this guy is a future star. He may start the year in Providence to get his pro legs but will be here for good before the year is out. The future is so bright with the amount of talent this team has and should be good for years to come. I predict a second place finish in the east division and a 5th seed in the playoffs. Lastly Congrats to too Southie kids in B's Camp this year Kevin Regan after a great college career will be a backup in providence this year and eventually in Boston and also Arthur Fritch a defenseman, had 2 assists yesterday in the rookie game v.s the Islanders, hopefully he makes the cut in Providence. See you at the rink!

Congratulations to the United States Ryder Cup team! The U.S. beat the heavily favored Euro Trash even without Tiger Woods. I love that shit, Europe takes it so seriously, it feels so good to beat the shit out of them, without the best player on the planet. But I was troubled by an article I read about the first day of the Ryder Cup. The writer wrote "The pattern was near identical in each session with Europe setting the pace early and the Americans battling back bravely." Bravely? There frigin playing golf! As great as the Americans played there was s nothing brave about it. Brave is putting your ass on the line in Iraq or Afghanistan, brave is running into a burning building, while everyone is running out, brave is being on iron worker on a sky scraper, playing golf is not brave.

Saves, have to be the worst stat in sports. New single season saves king Francisco Rodriguez came into a game this weekend where his team was up by 5 runs and the bases were loaded. K-Rod let all inherited runners score but still got a "save". K-Rod's record means shit to me, he should just give Baz the $55 he owes him.

Good info from Disco, check out all the huge stars that appeared on Tales From the Crypt:
Adam Ant, Hank Azaria, Steve Buscemi, Daniel Craig, Tim Curry, Timothy Dalton, Roger Daltrey, Benicio del Toro, Kirk Douglas, Brad Dourif, Whoopi Goldberg, Bobcat Goldthwait, Marg Helgenberger, Mariel Hemingway, Eddie Izzard, John Lithgow, Dylan McDermott, Meat Loaf, Demi Moore, Malcolm McDowell, Donald O'Connor, Joe Pantoliano, Bill Paxton, Joe Pesci, Brad Pitt, Iggy Pop, Christopher Reeve, Don Rickles, Mimi Rogers, Tim Roth, Martin Sheen, Brooke Shields, Slash, Ben Stein, John Stamos, Mary Ellen Trainor, Jeffrey Tambor, Lea Thompson, Vanity, Sam Waterston, George Wendt, Adam West, and Treat Williams, among others.A list of famous directors includes Michael J. Fox, Tom Hanks, Kyle MacLachlan and Arnold Schwarzenegger Robert Zemeckis

What's the big fucking deal about this Hero's show? Tonight there is an hour long Red Carpet Special for the première. Do people really suck at life so bad that there going to tune into an hour of shitty actors walking into a building? IF NBC wanted to make a good shows about super hero's, why didn't they make a deal with Marvel? There's hundreds of great super powered characters to choose from. Instead NBC makes there own pussy hero's whom, from what I can tell from the commercials, spent most of there time whining about there powers.

Before I hit the Birthdays, I have to apologize for missing a huge birthday on my last post. Sharing a birthday with me on September 10th was actor Philip Baker Hall, Philip is best known for his one time roll on Seinfeld as Mr.Bookman, the library cop.

Sept 11th-Scarface Director, Brian Depalma; Hot Chick Cameron Richardson; NFL Star, Ed Reed; and Cousin Nikki
Sept 12th-NBA Star Yao Ming; Pats Star Dan Koppen & Hollywood cutey Emmy Rossum
(hahaha, I just said "cutey" what a fag"
Sept 13th-The Coors Light Twins & Screen Legend Joe E. Tata

Sept 14th-No birthdays but on Sept. 14th 1814, Inspired by the defense of Baltimore's Fort McHenry during a British attack in the War of 1812, lawyer Francis Scott Key writes the lyrics to "The Star-Spangled Banner."

Sept 15th-Actor Tommy Lee Jones & NFL Great Dan Marino
Sept 16th-MLB Great Orel Hershisher & hot chicks Alexis Bledel & Jennifer Tilly
Sept 17th-Boston MA, that's right on Sept 17th 1630 English Puritans led by John Winthrop establish a settlement on the Shawmut peninsula in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. The settlement is later named Boston, after the town of Boston in Lincolnshire, England.
Sept 18th-Lance Armstrong, the French hate this guy so much, I frigin love it. Also Tony Soprano actor James Gandolfini; Super Duper Hot Chick Keeley Hazel

Sept 19th-Hot Chicks Sanaa Lathan, Victoria Silvstedt & Matthew McConaughey's babys momma Michelle Alves. If McConaughey's girl had her shirt off half as much as him, this would be a much better world
Sept-20th-Old School hot Chick Sophia Loren, and Red Sox star Jason Bay
Sept21st-Comedy great Bill Murray, who has stared in Tallent Choice Movie's; Creepy author Stephen King; LOST hot chick Maggie Grace; Curb Your Enthusiasm star and cougar Cheryl Hines & Tom Brady's baby momma Bridget Moynihan

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"I'm Tallent, I approve of this message and Tom & Jerry, not these wuss cartoons on TV now"

Black Captain America, Hurricanes and Presidents!?

2008-09-10T12:24:00.001-07:00

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Tom Brady hurt his knee and is out of the season. You heard it here first!

I'm wondering why I'm not all broken up about this injury. Maybe since it happened in the first week of the season and I didn't get a chance to get overly excited about the season. But truth be told I'm very interested if not excited to see what the Pats can do without Brady. I still think they win the AFC East, maybe even win a playoff game. Cassell needs to do like Brady when he replaced Bledsoe back in the day. Manage the game, makes plays when needed. The Pats need to get back to smash mouth football, they have 4 effective running backs to use and they should use them.

What a joke these NFL Suspensions are. Marshawn Lynch runs some poor prick over and leaves him for dead and he doesn't get suspended. But Kevin Faulk gets caught with a little weed at a Lil' Wayne concert and he gets a game suspension. You should be suspended for not having weed at a rap concert.

I'm so fucking sick of these songs before the start of football games.Whether it's Hank Williams Jr., Faith Hill or Pink, Enough is Enough!

Now that the VP picks have been made and the Party Conventions are over, Presidential Election is in full swing.
Obuma's speech was as expected, moving and inspiring to those that thinks he's the 2nd coming of Christ, just more flamboyant loud mouth nonsense to those of us who know better. Obuma is a terrific giver of speeches, truly charismatic. So if you want to vote for the guy that gives the big speech then by all means Obuma is your guy. But if you want to vote for the Guy that actually is better for the country, well then McCain is your man. I've listened to the Obuma speech a couple times now and I didn't find it inspiring, I found it misleading. Americans witnessed a misleading speech that was so fundamentally at odds with the meager record of Barack Obama. When the temple comes down, the fireworks end, and the words are over, the facts remain: Senator Obama still has no record of bipartisanship, still opposes offshore drilling, still voted to raise taxes on those making just $42,000 per year, and still voted against funds for American troops in harm’s way. The fact remains: Barack Obama is still not ready to be President.

BARACK OBAMA’S TOP MISLEADING CLAIMS

MISLEADING CLAIM #1: Barack Obama Can Bring Democrats And Republicans Together. OBAMA: “America, our work will not be easy. The challenges we face require tough choices, and Democrats as well as Republicans will need to cast off the worn-out ideas and politics of the past.” (Barack Obama, Remarks, Denver, CO, 8/28/08)

NPR’s Juan Williams: Barack Obama “Doesn’t Have The Record” Of Bipartisanship That John McCain Has. NPR’S JUAN WILLIAMS: “You think about everything from campaign finance to immigration and on, and there’s John McCain working across party lines. Senator Obama doesn’t have a record. Now, he can make the claim and he can hold himself up as pure and trying to reach to a new generation of post partisan politics, but he has to do so largely based on rhetoric and wishful thinking because he doesn’t have the record.” (Fox News’ “Special Report With Brit Hume,” 5/7/08)

Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpPp2usgY6Y

The Washington Post’s Richard Cohen: “There Is Scant Evidence The Illinois Senator Takes Positions That Challenge His Base Or Otherwise Threaten Him Politically.” “Obama might have a similar bottom line, core principles for which, in some sense, he is willing to die. If so, we don’t know what they are. Nothing so far in his life approaches McCain’s decision to refuse repatriation as a POW so as to deny his jailors a propaganda coup. In fact, there is scant evidence the Illinois senator takes positions that challenge his base or otherwise threaten him politically. That’s why his reversal on campaign financing and his transparently false justification of it matter more than similar acts by McCain.” (Richard Cohen, Op-Ed, “McCain’s Core Advantage,” The Washington Post, 6/24/08)

Politico’s Jonathan Martin: “He’s pretty much a conventional liberal on the issues and has few examples of breaking with his own party, so how does Obama try to pull off being ‘post-partisan?’” (Jonathan Martin, “Obama’s Third Way: It’s All In The Tone,” Politico, 6/30/08)

Rep. Dan Boren (D-OK): “His Record Does Not Reflect Working In A Bipartisan Fashion.” “Boren, the lone Democrat in Oklahoma’s congressional delegate, said that while Obama has talked about working with Republicans, ‘unfortunately, his record does not reflect working in a bipartisan fashion.’” (Tim Talley, “Okla. Dem Calls Obama Liberal, Declines To Endorse,” The Associated Press, 6/10/08)

“The Record Shows Obama To Be A Fairly Doctrinaire Liberal Democrat …” (Editorial, “Obama’s Rhetoric Soars, But What Does His Record Suggest?” USA Today, 1/28/08)

In 2007, Obama Voted With The Democrat Party 97 Percent Of The Time. (Congressional Quarterly Website, www.cq.com, Accessed 3/3/08)

In 2006, Obama Voted With The Democrat Party 96 Percent Of The Time. (Congressional Quarterly Website, www.cq.com, Accessed 1/27/08)

In 2005, Obama Voted With The Democrat Party 97 Percent Of The Time. (Congressional Quarterly Website, www.cq.com, Accessed 1/27/08)

MISLEADING CLAIM #2: Barack Obama Will Ensure That Our Troops On The Ground Have “The Equipment They Need In Battle.” OBAMA: “As Commander-in-Chief, I will never hesitate to defend this nation, but I will only send our troops into harm’s way with a clear mission and a sacred commitment to give them the equipment they need in battle and the care and benefits they deserve when they come home.” (Barack Obama, Remarks, Denver, CO, 8/28/08)

Barack Obama Voted Against Providing $94.4 Billion In Critical Funding For The Troops In Iraq And Afghanistan. (H.R. 2206, CQ Vote #181: Passed 80-14: R 42-3; D 37-10; I 1-1, 5/24/07, Obama Voted Nay)

MISLEADING CLAIM #3: Barack Obama Has Not Supported The President. OBAMA: “These challenges are not all of government’s making. But the failure to respond is a direct result of a broken politics in Washington and the failed policies of George W. Bush. … But the record’s clear: John McCain has voted with George Bush ninety percent of the time. Senator McCain likes to talk about judgment, but really, what does it say about your judgment when you think George Bush has been right more than ninety percent of the time? I don’t know about you, but I’m not ready to take a ten percent chance on change.” (Barack Obama, Remarks, Denver, CO, 8/28/08)

Barack Obama Says He Voted With President Bush “For The Most Part.” REPORTER: “For a couple of days, they’ve been saying you voted to raise taxes something like 94 times. That seems to be the drumbeat that’s going to happen during this campaign. Are you going to raise taxes in a big way for average Americans?” OBAMA: “I mean this is the standard fare of politics. And the truth of the matter is that the only bills that I voted for, for the most part, since I’ve been in the Senate were introduced by Republicans with George Bush. You know, they were the majority for a big chunk of the time I was there.” (KMOV [St. Louis, MO], 6/10/08)

Watch Barack Obama’s KMOV Interview

The New York Times’ David Brooks: Democrats Saying McCain Represents The Third Bush Term Are “Just Factually Inaccurate.” “Finally, the Obama people are too convinced that they can define McCain as Bush III. The case is just factually inaccurate. McCain will be able to pull out dozens of instances, from torture to global warming to spending, in which he broke with his party, as Rush Limbaugh will tell you.” (David Brooks, Op-Ed, “Calling Dr. Doom,” The New York Times, 6/3/08)

Newsweek’s Michael Hirsh: “As We Now Know Nearly Four Years Later, McCain Was Dead On In His Analysis Of What Went Wrong In Iraq.” “In early November 2003, at a time when Fred Dalton Thompson was playing a tough D.A. on ‘Law and Order,’ John McCain was cross-examining Donald Rumsfeld for real on Capitol Hill. It was still very early into the U.S. occupation of Iraq, but the as-yet-unacknowledged (by Rummy, that is) insurgency was already out of control. Alone among his fellow GOP senators, McCain blasted Rumsfeld for not putting enough U.S. troops on the ground, and for resorting too soon to ‘Iraqification’ — that is, transferring security to ill-prepared Iraqi forces. In an extraordinarily blunt speech at the Council on Foreign Relations that grim autumn, McCain warned that ultimately Iraq could become another Vietnam ‘if we lose popular support in the United States.’ The next day, the secretary of Defense asked McCain to breakfast. ‘I read y our speech,’ harrumphed Rumsfeld (that ‘must have been an enjoyable experience for him,’ McCain later joked to me). Then Rummy patiently explained to his fellow Republican why he and his top civilian brass (Paul Wolfowitz, Doug Feith and the usual crowd of incompetents) would continue to do things the same way. They ‘believed there was no need for additional troops,’ McCain later related. McCain had already realized that Rumsfeld was a lost cause. The real question, the senator suggested to me back then, was whether George W. Bush himself would push Rummy to make changes. ‘I’d like to see the president fully engaged,’ McCain said. Bush needed to be on top of ‘more details of what’s going on.’ As we now know nearly four years later, McCain was dead on in his analysis of what went wrong in Iraq. Right down to the need for Bush to get engaged and fire Rumsfeld. McCain was so right that, among military experts today, the emerging conventional wisdom about Bush’s current ’surg e’ is that if it had occurred back then — when McCain wanted it and the political will existed in this country to support it for the necessary number of years — it might well have succeeded.” (Michael Hirsh, “Why McCain’s Collapse Matters,” Newsweek, 7/26/07)

John McCain Voted Against The 2005 Bush-Cheney Energy Bill. (H.R. 6, CQ Vote #152: Motion Agreed To 92-4: R 53-1; D 38-3; I 1-0, 6/23/05, McCain Voted Nay; H.R. 6, CQ Vote #158: Passed 85-12: R 49-5; D 35-7; I 1-0, 6/28/05, McCain Voted Nay; H.R. 6, CQ Vote #213: Adopted 74-26: R 49-6; D 25-19; I 0-1, 7/29/05, McCain Voted Nay)

John McCain Is “Widely Acknowledged To Have Charted A Course Independent Of Bush” On Climate Change. “On global warming, McCain is widely acknowledged to have charted a course independent of Bush. Immediately after the 2004 election, in which he stumped for Bush’s re-election, he sharply distanced himself from Bush on climate change, calling the administration’s stance ‘terribly disappointing.’ McCain had co-sponsored a bill with Sen. Joe Lieberman to curb greenhouse gases in 2003. Bush had opposed any such move, citing possible harm to the economy and doubts over global warming.” (William March, “McCain Bucks Ties To Bush,” The Tampa Tribune, 6/11/08)

MISLEADING CLAIM #4: John McCain Believes We’ve Made “Great Progress” And Families Aren’t Hurting. OBAMA: “He said that our economy has made ‘great progress’ under this President. He said that the fundamentals of the economy are strong.” (Barack Obama, Remarks, Denver, CO, 8/28/08)

FactCheck.org: Obama Use Of Quote Is “Misleading” And “Distorts” John McCain’s Words. “The second and third quotes the Obama campaign uses from McCain are more misleading. The ad shows McCain saying: ‘[T]here’s been great progress economically.’ The quote comes from an interview McCain did with Peter Cook at Bloomberg Television in April. … McCain was making a case for what he believed were positive economic developments during Bush’s time in office. However, the fuller quote shows McCain was saying that whatever progress had been made, it wouldn’t be enough to comfort families ‘facing these tremendous economic challenges.’ His comments overall are pessimistic; he cites ‘challenging times’ and ‘enormous difficulties.’ The Obama campaign distorts his views by using just a snippet of his remarks.” (D’Angelo Gore, “Distorting McCain’s Remarks,” FactCheck.org, 8/19/08)

In The Full Question And Answer Cited By Barack Obama, John McCain Clearly Said That We Are In “Tough Times” And Families Are Facing “Tremendous Economic Challenges.” Bloomberg’s Peter Cook: “I’m going to ask you a version of the Ronald Reagan question. You think if Americans were asked, are you better off today than you were before George Bush took office more than seven years ago, what answer would they give?” McCain: “Certainly, in this time, we are in very challenging times. We all recognize that. Families are sitting around the kitchen table this evening and figuring out whether they’re going to be able to keep their home or not. They’re figuring out whether they’re — why it is that suddenly and recently someone in their family or their neighbor has lost their job. There’s no doubt that we are in enormous difficulties. “I think if you look at the overall record and millions of jobs have been created, et cetera, et cetera, yo u could make an argument that there’s been great progress economically over that period of time. But that’s no comfort. That’s no comfort to families now that are facing these tremendous economic challenges. But let me just add, Peter, the fundamentals of America’s economy are strong. We’re the greatest exporter, the greatest importer, the greatest innovator, the greatest producer, still the greatest economic engine in the world. And, by the way, exports and free trade are a key element in economic recovery. But these are tough times, tough times, and nobody knows that more than American families including in small towns of Pennsylvania. They haven’t lost their fundamental religious beliefs, their respect for the Constitution, their right to bear arms. They are still — keep America as a beacon of hope and freedom throughout the world.” (John McCain, Interview With Bloomberg TV, 4/17/08)

Watch Video Of Obama Economic Attack Compared To John McCain’s Full Response: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WynLgJFBxSs

ABC News: Barack Obama Proved “He Knows How To Twist With The Best Of Them” When He Cited The McCain Quote. “Although Obama gets substantial mileage out of running against politics as usual, he provided a reminder on Friday that he knows how to twist with the best of them. Speaking in Erie, Pa., Obama charged: ‘John McCain went on television and said that there has “been great progress economically” over the last seven and a half years.’ Obama did not tell his audience, however, that McCain’s Thursday reference to economic progress was quickly followed by him adding that such progress is ‘no comfort’ to struggling families.” (Teddy Davis And Talal Al-Khatib, “Obama Twists McCain On Economy,” ABC News, 4/18/08)

MISLEADING CLAIM #5: Barack Obama Will Pay For His Massive Spending Increase. OBAMA: “Now, many of these plans will cost money, which is why I’ve laid out how I’ll pay for every dime — by closing corporate loopholes and tax havens that don’t help America grow. But I will also go through the federal budget, line by line, eliminating programs that no longer work and making the ones we do need work better and cost less — because we cannot meet twenty-first century challenges with a twentieth century bureaucracy.” (Barack Obama, Remarks, Denver, CO, 8/28/08)

Barack Obama: “I Do Not Make A Promise That We Can Reduce [The Budget Deficit] By 2013.” “‘I do not make a promise that we can reduce it by 2013 because I think it is important for us to make some critical investments right now in America’s families,’ Obama told reporters this week when asked if he’d match McCain’s pledge.” (Nedra Pickler, “Analysis: Obama Won’t Try For McCain’s Budget Goal,” The Associated Press, 7/8/08)

Chicago Tribune: Barack Obama Has “No Interest In Eliminating Deficit Spending.” “Since winning the nomination, Obama reportedly has been moving toward the middle of the political spectrum. But on the budget, he still sounds left of center, with no interest in eliminating deficit spending.” (Editorial, “Failure Of Nerve,” Chicago Tribune, 7/8/08)

The Associated Press: Barack Obama Not “Even Trying” To Balance The Budget And “Frankly Says He’s Not Sure He’d Bring It Down At All In Four Years.” “Barack Obama says John McCain’s plan to balance the budget doesn’t add up. Easy for him to say: It’s not a goal he’s even trying to reach. Not only does Obama say he won’t eliminate the deficit in his first term, as McCain aims to do, he frankly says he’s not sure he’d bring it down at all in four years, considering his own spending plans.” (Nedra Pickler, “Analysis: Obama Won’t Try For McCain’s Budget Goal,” The Associated Press, 7/8/08)

The National Journal’s John Maggs: “[Obama] Has Rhetorically Committed To A ‘Pay-As-You-Go’ Approach By Offsetting New Spending And Tax Cuts With New Taxes Or Spending Cuts, But His Proposals Do Not Come Close To Meeting This Standard.” (John Maggs, “Obama On The Economy,” The National Journal, 5/31/08)

Los Angeles Times: Barack Obama “Has Not Identified New Revenue Sources Or Spending Cuts To Pay For Some Of” His Proposals. “The Obama campaign responds that tax cuts, once enacted, are usually renewed and do not expire. Therefore, they say, Obama can legitimately claim to be recouping money for other purposes by scaling back the tax cuts. Obama has not identified new revenue sources or spending cuts to pay for some of what he wants to do.” (Peter Nicholas, “Adding Up The Cost Of Obama’s Agenda,” Los Angeles Times, 7/8/08)

The New York Times’ David Brooks Said For Barack Obama To Fund His Domestic Programs, He Will Have To Break His Pledge Not To Tax The Middle Class. “Both [Obama and Clinton] promised to not raise taxes on those making less than $200,000 or $250,000 a year. They both just emasculated their domestic programs. Returning the rich to their Clinton-era tax rates will yield, at best, $40 billion a year in revenue. It’s impossible to fund a health care plan, let alone anything else, with that kind of money. The consequences are clear: if elected they will have to break their pledge, and thus destroy their credibility, or run a minimalist administration.” (David Brooks, Op-Ed, “No Whining About The Media,” The New York Times, 4/16/08)

MISLEADING CLAIM #6: Under Barack Obama, We Will Achieve Energy Independence. OBAMA: “And for the sake of our economy, our security, and the future of our planet, I will set a clear goal as President: in ten years, we will finally end our dependence on oil from the Middle East.” (Barack Obama, Remarks, Denver, CO, 8/28/08)

The Detroit News: Barack Obama’s Energy Plan Will “Do Nothing To Answer The Nation’s Long-Term Needs.” “The latest additions to Sen. Barack Obama’s energy plan, outlined during an appearance in Lansing Monday, may win the Democratic presidential candidate some votes from disgruntled consumers in November, but they’ll do nothing to answer the nation’s long-term needs.” (Editorial, “Obama’s Energy Plan Is Fueled By Populism,” The Detroit News, 8/5/08)

The Washington Post Editorial: Barack Obama Offering Gimmicks On Energy. “When his presumptive Republican opponent, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), proposed a gas tax holiday as a way to reduce the high cost of driving, Mr. Obama showed political courage and intellectual honesty by refusing to sign on to that obvious gimmick. ‘It’s an idea to get them through an election,’ Mr. Obama said. Now he has two such gimmicks of his own.” (Editorial, “Tapping Tired Wells,” The Washington Post, 8/6/08)

Barack Obama Opposes Allowing States To Decide If They Want To Drill Offshore To Increase American Energy Independence. Obama: “The politics may have changed, but the facts haven’t. The accuracy of Sen. McCain’s original position has not changed: Offshore drilling would not lower gas prices today, it would not lower gas prices next year and it would not lower gas prices five years from now.” (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At Press Availability, Jacksonville, FL, 6/20/08)

Barack Obama Opposes Immediate Gas Tax Relief For American Families. Obama: “I think John McCain’s proposal for a three month tax holiday is a bad idea.” (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At Campaign Event, Blue Bell, PA, 4/21/08)

Barack Obama Called John McCain’s $300 Million Prize For A Better Battery A “Gimmick.” Obama: “In this campaign, John McCain is offering the same old gimmicks that will provide almost no short-term relief to folks who are struggling with high gas prices. Gimmicks that will only increase our addiction for another four years.” (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At Campaign Event, Las Vegas, NV, 6/24/08)

Barack Obama Criticized Expanding Nuclear Power. Obama: “That might make sense in Washington, but it doesn’t make sense for America. In fact, it makes about as much sense as his proposal to build 45 new nuclear reactors without a plan to store the waste some place other than, guess where? Right here in Nevada at Yucca Mountain.” (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At Campaign Event, Las Vegas, NV, 6/24/08)

Barack Obama Is Proposing A Tax On Oil That Will Only Lead To Higher Prices At The Pump. “Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s proposal for a windfall profits tax on oil companies could cost $15 billion a year at last year’s profit levels, a campaign adviser said.” (Daniel Whitten, “Obama May Levy $15 Billion Tax On Oil Company Profit,” Bloomberg News, 5/1/08)

The Washington Post: Barack Obama’s Tax On Oil Will Only Lead To “Higher Prices At The Pump.” “But to add a five-year tax increase on top of that to pay for a one-year gift to voters would, indeed, increase the cost of doing business. That cost would be passed along in forgone investment in new production, lower dividends for pension funds and other shareholders, and higher prices at the pump — thus socking it to the consumers whom the plan is supposed to help. If oil prices fall, there might be no windfall profits to tax. Then the Obama rebate would have to be paid for through spending cuts, taxes on something else or borrowing.” (Editorial, “Tapping Tired Wells,” The Washington Post, 8/6/08)

MISLEADING CLAIM #7: Barack Obama Will Cut Taxes. OBAMA: “I will eliminate capital gains taxes for the small businesses and the start-ups that will create the high-wage, high-tech jobs of tomorrow. I will cut taxes — cut taxes — for 95% of all working families.” (Barack Obama, Remarks, Denver, CO, 8/28/08)

Barack Obama Voted Twice In Favor Of The Democrats’ FY 2009 Budget Resolution. (S. Con. Res. 70, CQ Vote #85: Adopted 51-44: R 2-43; D 47-1; I 2-0, 3/14/08, Obama Voted Yea; S. Con. Res. 70, CQ Vote #142: Adopted 48- 45: R 2- 44; D 44- 1; I 2-0, 6/4/08, Obama Voted Yea)

FactCheck.org: The Budget Resolution Would Have Allowed Most Of The Provisions Of The 2001 And 2003 Tax Cuts To Expire, Effectively Raising Taxes On Those Making $41,500 In Total Income. “What Obama voted for was a budget resolution that would have allowed most of the provisions of the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts to expire. In particular, the resolution would allow the 25 percent tax bracket to return to its pre-2001 level of 28 percent. That bracket kicks in at $32,550 for an individual or $65,100 for a married couple. … But as those of you who have filled out a 1040 know, that’s not actually how income taxes work. We don’t pay taxes on our total earnings; we pay them based on our ‘taxable income.’ The Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center’s Eric Toder told FactCheck.org that ‘people with taxable income of $32,000 would have a total income greater than that.’ In 2008, anyone filing taxes with single status would be entitled to a standar d deduction of $5,450, as well as a personal exemption of $3,500. So to have a taxable income high enough to reach the 25 percent bracket, an individual would need to earn at least $41,500 in total income, while a married couple would need a combined income of at least $83,000.” (”The $32,000 Question,” FactCheck.org, http://www.factcheck.org, 7/8/08)

FactCheck.org: “Obama’s Votes Indicate A Willingness To Raise Taxes.” “Certainly Obama’s votes indicate a willingness to raise taxes, and Obama has not been shy about saying explicitly that he will raise some taxes.” (”The $32,000 Question,” FactCheck.org, http://www.factcheck.org, 7/8/08)

Obama Campaign: Barack Obama Voted For A Budget Resolution That Wouldn’t Have Increased Taxes For Any Taxpayers Making Less Than $41,500. ROSEN: “Campaign aides to Senator Obama today, called the charge that he voted for tax hikes on people making only $32,000 a year, quote, ‘bogus.’ They circulated an analysis stating that the resolution that Obama had voted for would not have increase taxes on single taxpayer making less than $41,500 a year in total income.” (Fox News’ “America’s Election Headquarters,” 7/30/08)

The New York Times: Barack Obama’s “Vote Was On A Budget Resolution To Raise Taxes On People Making $41,500 A Year.” “FactCheck.org, a nonpartisan Web site, said the vote was on a budget resolution to raise taxes on people making $41,500 a year; the $32,000 figure, it said, was the amount of taxable income those people had.” (Michael Cooper, “McCain Goes Negative, Worrying Some In GOP,” The New York Times, (7/30/08)

So while Obuma did the boring predictable thing when it came to picking a VP, McCain remained the Marvick and selected Cougar Sarah Palin as his running mate.

I'll be the first to admit after a few days I was beginning to 2nd guess the pick. Sure I want to give her a good offshore drilling, but was it wise to pick someone I had to google to find out who she was?

All my reservations faded after hearing her speak at the GOP Convention. The Maverick mom gave a great speech, especially since her teleprompter was broke and she just and to (right)wing it. I'm so glad America was watching and America loves her. Palin exceeded expectations in her highly anticipated acceptance speech, skewering Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, slamming the news media, painting herself as the ultimate Washington outsider, and touting the military service and reformer record of her ticket-mate GOP presidential candidate John McCain. In her primetime national political debut, Palin touted her small-town Alaska roots and took the fight directly to Obama.

I'm not going to go out and say that she has more political experience as Obuma, but it's damn close. When it comes to Foreign Relations she has it all over Obuma, she's a hands on command and chief of the Alaskan National Guard.

-Iraq/Kuwait/Afghanistan/Kosovo (her troops get sent there, she gets briefed constantly on their mission, well being, and what is going on in that country that could affect her Alaskan troops)

-Canada (gas pipeline; immigration/customs crack down at the border)

-Russia (few miles off AK’s coast)

-Mongolia (her troops train in Mongolian troops EVERY YEAR)

-International Waters (Alaska has the biggest coast line and the best fishing waters on this side of the planet…foreign boats cruise around her waters all the time which can turn into an international situation if an emergency arises…she has to know what is going on not only in her state but around it)

-N. Korea (her Ground Missile Defense system that her troops run protect the West from N. Korean nuclear attack…she is briefed on this by generals and briefs the President as well)

***Anti-terrorism. She has to keep the oil pipeline safe from terrorism. When they found pics of the Valdez oil pipeline and the port in a cave in Afghanistan they sent us AK Army Guard troops to guard it, train on anti-terrorism measures, etc. She is our Commander and Chief and is ultimately responsible for anti-terrorism measures in AK.

While I continue to compare the 2 please keep in mind that Palin is seeking to become the Vice President and Obuma is seeking to become the President of the USA thus the leader of the free world.

Current Job: Palin is the governor of the the biggest state in the nation, while it might not be the most populated, the state of Alaska is extremely important when it comes to domestic energy and foreign affairs two of the biggest issues in the race. Obuma is the JUNIOR Senator from Illinois, even though he was born in Hawaii and spent most of his life in in places like Kenya and Indonesia. Previous Jobs: Palin has was Mayor of Wasilla, AK (1996-2002); President of Alaska Conference of Mayors; & City Council member (1992-1996) Obuma has been State Senator (1997-2004); & a Community Organizer.(Jack Hart for President?) Executive experience: Palin was a Mayor of 10 years and has been a Governor for 2, Obuma has no executive experience. Foreign Relations experience: Palin is Governor of state that borders two foreign countries (Canada and Russia), while Obuma Chaired Senate subcommittee on Europe but never called it into session; & once gave a speech to 200,000 screaming Germans. Military Affairs experience: Palin is Commander in Chief of Alaska National Guard while her Son is enlisted Infantryman in U.S. Army, Obuma again comes up empty in that column. Palin's theme is to Change and Clean Government, to prove she isn't full of shit when it comes to living that dream she Replaced entire Board of Agriculture and Conservation because of conflict of interest;Resigned from position of Ethics Commissioner of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission in order to expose corruption among members of own party. Obuma's theme, Hope and Change;”Bringing Change from Outside Washington” ok I'm down with that, but what has Obuma done to live that dream? Selected 36-year incumbent Senator as running mate. Iraq & Troop Support: Palin was critical of apparent lack of long-term strategy for Iraq;Visited wounded U.S. soldiers in Germany;visited AK National Guard soldiers deployed to Kuwait; oh and her Son is deploying to Iraq on 9/11/08 as Army infantryman. Obuma on the other hand gave an anti-Iraq war speech to a crowd of anti-Iraq war demonstrators & almost visited wounded troops in Germany, but decided to go shopping in Berlin instead. Bipartisan credentials: Palin Married a non-Republican; Exposed corruption within own party;Campaigned for Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell against corrupt GOP congressman Don Young; Called out Sen Ted Stevens (R-AK) to “come clean” about financial dealings that are under fed investigation while Obuma talks about bipartisanship while having a voting record that voted with the Democrats 97% of the time. Legislative Record: Palin passed a landmark ethics reform bill;Used veto to cut budgetary spending;Prevented “bridge to nowhere” that would have cost taxpayers $400 million dollars. Obuma voted “present” over 100 times as IL state senator. How they dealt with corrupt individuals in home city/state: Palin exposed legal violations and conflicts of interest of Alaska Republican leaders;Campaigned against corrupt GOP Representative;Ran against and defeated corrupt incumbent governor in GOP primary. Obuma launched his political career in home of unrepentant domestic terrorist Bill Ayers (and still refers to him as a part of “mainstream Democratic Chicago”; & Purchased home with help of convicted felon Tony Rezko. Earmarks: Palin Opposed “Bridge to Nowhere” project;Said Alaska should avoid relying on federal money for projects;Campaigned against porker Don Young (R-AK) in 2008 primary, Obuma Secured federal earmarks for wife’s employer and......we'll just please click this link, I can't type all of Obuma's Earmarks. Energy: Believes energy independence is a matter of national security;& is for drilling in ANWR, which is in her state, Obuma says Americans should “get tune-ups” and “check tire pressure”;Says “we can’t expect the world to be okay with” our use of heating and air conditioning. Environment: Palin was Chair of Alaska Conservation Commission (2003-4);Announced plans to create sub-cabinet group of advisors to address climate change and reduce greenhouse gas emissions in AK, Obuma talks about the environment I'll give him that, not sure what he has planned but he does mention the word "environment" from time to time.

So there you have it. Sarah Palin is more than qualified to stand behind McCain at the State of the Union and clap. The way the media, mostly ABC,NBC & CBS attacked her set woman's rights back 100 years. They should be ashamed of themselves. But when it was all said and done I have to thank the sexiest pigs in the media. There hate totally backfired on them. 37 million people tuned in to see what the fuss was all about and 37 million people found out that Sarah Palin is the shit.

Lost in all the excitement of Palin's speech was Joe Lieberman's speech. Big Joe hit the nail on the head. Speaking about bipartisan, which is exactly what this country needs. Too long has this country been stuck in the policital tug of war that is Republican vs. Democrat, Left vs.Right, Liberal vs.. Conservative. The issues that face this nation are way to broad for one side to be right about each issue. It's time for the USA to work together to get this country heading in the right direction.

Tam from Canton has let me in on a rumor that Will Smith is going to play Captain America in the upcoming Cap film. I pray to god this is just a rumor, movie studios already fuck with the facts of comic book movie enough.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE FUCKING WILL SMITH TO YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!? DOES IT!? Has Affirmative action effected Super Hero Movies? Michael Clark Duncan as Kingpin, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and now Will Smith as Captain America. WHAT THE FUCK!

On Saturday, I had an even with My Morning Jacket. We'll it wasn't just me there were about 5,000 other people there, including fellow bloggers Tax, Seamus & Jimmy Skorner(much more on Jimmy latter) along with some other old friends and some new friends too. The show was tremendous, great seats, giant beers and MMJ rocked the house. They didn't play 2 songs I really wanted to hear, The Liberian and What a Wonderful Man, but you can't expect to hear everything when it comes to a band like MMJ with such a vast catalog. Overall the set was good, when they played"Anytime" it was amazing, I love that song and they totally rocked it, I was freaking out.

Big ups to my Australian cousin, Jared Tallent who won the bronze medal in Beijing for walking..........Wait What? Walking? Fuck that, I take my big ups back, fucking walking? That's not a sport it's how you get to the store.

I know I've been a big supporter of John McCain during this whole election, but suddenly there's a 3rd party candidate that has my serious attention. That's right No other than friend of B?IHKH! Jimmy Skorner has thrown his hat in the ring for the race for president. Please check out Jimmy at his blog and read he's bold solutions to all the issues.

I love chicken, but I'll never eat Tyson Chicken. Tyson is making there employees work on Labor day and replacing the holiday with some Muslim bullshit holiday. Labor Day for fucks sake! The day workers get rewarded for there "Labor"! If you want to to close shop for some Islamic nonsense go ahead(I'm still showing up for work), but don't take away Labor day from your workers.

Congress Woman Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston apartnely has nothing better to do than bitch about the names of Hurricanes. She claims whoever is in charge of naming these storms is a racist, because the names aren't "black enough". WOW finally a politicain adressing the real issues! WHAT THE FUCK. Not only is this claim a waste of everyones time and frigin ridicoulus, it's not even true. What's the hurricane fucking everything up right now? Ike. I know of 2 Ike's Ike Turner(black) and Ike Hillard(black). If were lucky enough to get a few more storms, up to the letter O, the name would be Omar. Oh man if I had a dime for every white boy named Omar...........

I seen last week that a PA judge deemed a man who gunned down 13 people, including 5 of his own kids, too crazy to be exacuted. (before you anti-capital punishment peps go crazy, I'll give you my death penalty stance: not everyone that is charged with murder should be exacuted, just ones that are gulity without a shadow of a doubt and who's crimes are so heinous that the fucking jerk doesn't belong to breathe the same air as the rest of us.)
So here's a fucking guy who picked up a semiautomatic rifle on Sept. 25, 1982, and began shooting at two houses in Wilkes-Barre and nearby Jenkins Township. He killed a total of seven children; his three live-in girlfriends; an ex-girlfriend; her mother; and a bystander in the street.Banks, who is biracial, has maintained that he shot his children to spare them the racial prejudice he endured in Wilkes-Barre, a city 100 miles north of Philadelphia. Prosecutors noted his history of abusing women and said he had been involved in a nasty custody battle with one of the victims. But he can't be put to death because defense experts testified at a hearing last month that Banks believes his sentence has been vacated by God or Jesus, that he is no longer under the threat of death, and that he is being held in prison as part of a conspiracy to get him to renounce his religious beliefs. Who gives a shit, smoke this fool. Now he's continues to live on the tax payers dime while his vitcims are dead and there families forever fucked in the head.

Birthdays

Aug 30th- Hot Chick, Cameron Diaz
Aug 31st-MLB Great Frank Robinson
Sep 1st-NFL star and great dancer Jason Taylor & Greatest Boxer ever Rocky Marciano, don't think so? Tell me one person that beat him.
Sep 2nd-NFL great Terry Bradshaw, hot chick Salma Hayek & top black guy with an English Accent, boxing great Lennox Lewis
Sep 3rd-Hooker junkie Charlie Sheen, and hot hot Olympic Softball player Jennie Finch
Sep 4th-Hot Chicks Stacy Sanches & Beyonce
Sep 5th-Hot Chick Rose McGowen
Sep 6th-MLB star Derek Lee & Screen Legend Michael Winslow

Sep 7th-Boxing star Shane Mosley; hot chicks Shannon Elizabeth & Angie Everhart
Sep 8th-Hot chicks Brooke Burke & Abi Titmuss
Sep 9th-Comedy Star Adam Sandler & Cougar Rachel Hunter
Sep 10th-Golf Legend Arnold Palmer, MLB star Randy Johnson, single season home run champ Roger Maris & most importantly me

Thanks for reading

"I'm Tallent I approve of this message and a cougar for Vice President"

Taxes, Bold Solutions & The World's Fastest Man

2008-08-26T12:19:00.000-07:00

I don't ever remember being so into the Olympics as I was during these past Summer Games. I would watch anything that was a race or had a score. Any of the events that are judged I think are unwatchable. This guy will do what looks to like an impressive super flip off a platform and the color commentator will say "oh that wasn't very good". I don;t know it looked pretty fucking good to me. That's why I can't watch the judged events I have no idea what I'm looking for, not to mention it's all bullshit. The Chinese Gymnast would keep falling and still win the gold even though the American broads would be perfect. I guess the judges knew if the 12 year old china girl didn't win the gold she'd get the beating of her life, so they gave her the gold to keep her teeth in one place.
I thought it was very cool to see the NBA Superstars watching the other events such as the volleyball and swimming. But then again Michael Phelps was a must see. What a performance. I just wish he was more hated across the globe. I didn't see nearly the angst towards Namor that Lance Armstrong got.
One of the coolest things I seen during the games was the crowd at a pre-season Baltimore Ravens game stay after the to watch Phelps swim. That has to be the first time in history a stadium packed with 50,00 plus went ape-shit over a swimming event.
How about that Usain "Lighting" Bolt, breaking records, but not a sweat. I heard he now owns the title "Worlds Fastest Man". That's funny my wife's been calling me that for years.
While watching the diving I seen that the divers were rewarded for having little splash and the end of the dive. Fuck that. The real diving competition should have people doing flips and shit but then ending with a monster cannonball and getting rewarded for a big splash.
Are Americans the only people that Bowl? I would love to see Olympic Bowling.
The story of the games was of course Phelps. 8 gold metals, 7 world records, just unreal. The question now is he the greatest American Olympian ever? That's tough there have been so many great ones. Jesse Owens, Carl Lewis, Mark Spitz, Mary Lou Renton, Michael Johnson. But the greatest ever really has to be Brian Meeker. Just watch his vault performance in the 84 games.

I'm a little surprised that the Olympic Committee would award a country like China with the games. The place is pretty controversial. If there not slapping monks around there driving over college kids with tanks(but who could blame them for that). Did you know that anyone in Beijing that was mentally challenged was forced to leave the city, so at first glance Beijing would appear to be retard free. That's fucked up.

I've come to the conclusion that Liberals love bumper stickers. Next time you see a car with way too many bumper stickers I bet there all Liberal propaganda stickers.

If Obuma is right and cars is Boston are causing droughts in Kenya, then why has it rained everyday this summer in Boston?

I hear so many people say "Obuma's the shit, he's going to tax the rich" That's very true he will tax the rich, but he'll also tax the poor, the handsome, the ugly, the gay, the straight, those with big cock, those with little penis', the bald, the the fat, the skinny, the smelly, the clean, the blacks, the whites, the pussies, the tuff guys, the whores, the prudes, the vegans, the drunks, the junkies, the cunts, the twats, the dickheads, the great guys, the old, the young, the pricks and everyone else.

To further prove this point I had Brother of The Gootch interview Robert D. Jenkins, Vice President - Investments, Chartered Retirement Planning Counselor for Wachovia Securities, LLC, to have someone in the know break down the tax plans for both McCain and Obuma. Here's how Mr. Jenkins broke it down.

Proposed changes in taxes after the 2008 General election:

CAPITAL GAINS TAX

McCAIN
0% on home sales up to $500,000
per home (couples). McCain does not
propose any change in existing
home sales capital gain taxes.

OBAMA
28% on profit from ALL home sales

How does this affect you?
If you sell your home and make a profit, you
will pay 28% of your gain on taxes.
If you are heading20toward retirement
and would like to down-size your
home or move into a retirement
community, 28% of the money you
make from your home will go to Federal taxes. This would adversely
affect the elderly who are counting on the income
from their home sales as part of their retirement income.

DIVIDEND TAX

McCAIN 15% (no change)

OBAMA 39.6%

How will this affect you?
If you have any money invested in the stock
market, IRAs, mutual funds,
college funds, life insura nce, retirement
accounts, or anything that pays
or re-invests dividends, you would have to
pay taxes of nearly 40% on the money
earned if Obama becomes President.
The experts predict that higher
tax rates on dividends and capital gains
would crash the stock market, yet
do absolutely nothing to cut the deficit.

INCOME TAX

McCAIN (no changes)

Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $31,250

OBAMA
(revert to pre-Bush tax cuts)
Single making 30K - tax $8,400
Single making 50K - tax $14,000
Single making 75K - tax $23,250
Married making 60K - tax $16,800
Married making 75K - tax $21,000
Married making 125K - tax $38,750

Under Obama your taxes will
more than double!
How does this affect you? No explanation
needed. This is pretty
straight forward.

INHERITANCE TAX

McCAIN 0% (No change, President Bush repealed this tax)

OBAMA will Restore the inheritance tax

How does this affect you? Before inheritance taxes were
repealed under President Bush, many families lost businesses,
farms and ranches, and their homes that have been in their families
for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax.
Those who inherit their family assets under an Obama administration will lose them as they won't be able to pay inheritance taxes that
Obama wants them to pay.

NEW TAXES BEING PROPOSED BY OBAMA

* New government taxes proposed on
homes that are more than
2400 square feet

* New gasoline taxes (as if
gas prices aren't high enough already)

* New taxes on natural resource consumption
(heating, gas, water, electricity, etc.)

* New taxes on retirement accounts
and last but not least....

* New taxes to pay for socialized medicine
so we can receive the same
level of medical care as other
third-world countries!!!

My thanks to Brother of The Gootch and Mr. Jenkins

I got a kick out of Obuma trying to get on McCain about how many houses Mac owns. Who cares!? What's more important? Knowing how many houses you own or knowing how many states there are in the country in which your running for president.

Everyone that runs for president is rich, that includes the high and mighty Barraks. Piece of shit Michelle Barrak gets $300,000 a year for a job she doesn't even have to show up for. Every weak minded fool in America has bought his Inane books.

Your probably waiting for me to bash Obuma's choice for Running Mate , Joe Biden. I don't have to, I'll let Obuma do that himself.

I couldn't agree more, Obuma. Thanks for the help.
I wonder how Biden, feels about both candidates.

Ok, Ok, your right Biden attack was in the heat of a debate, I'm sure that's the only time Biden blasted Obuma, right? No? What else has Biden Said?

Biden: "If the Democrats think we're going to be able to nominate someone who can win without that person being able to table unimpeachable credentials on national security and foreign policy, I think we're making a tragic mistake..." (Sen. Joe Biden, "The Diane Rehm Show," 8/2/07)
Biden: "Having Talking Points On Foreign Policy Doesn't Get You There." ("Biden Lashes Out At Obama," ABC News' "Political Radar" Blog, blogs.abcnews.com, 8/2/07)
Biden Attacked Obama For Voting Against Funding U.S. Troops In Iraq And Afghanistan, Accusing Him Of "Cutting Off Support That Will Save The Lives Of Thousands Of American Troops." Biden: "And, look, Tim, if you tell me I've got to take away this protection for these kids in order to win the election, some things aren't worth it. Some things are worth losing over. That would be worth losing over. Hundreds of lives are being saved and will be saved by us sending these vehicles over which we are funding with this supplemental legislation. And I want to ask any of my other colleagues, would they, in fact, vote to cut off the money for those troops to protect them? That's the right question. This isn't cutting off the war. This is cutting off support that will save the lives of thousands of American troops." (NBC's "Meet The Press," 9/9/07)
Biden On Obama's Leadership On Iraq: "I Don't Recall Hearing A Word From Barack About A Plan Or A Tactic." (Jason Horowitz, "Biden Unbound: Lays Into Clinton, Obama, Edwards," The New York Observer, 2/4/07)
Biden On Whether He Would Meet Unconditionally With The Leaders Of Rogue States As Obama Said He Would: "Absolutely Positively No." Biden: "Would I make a blanket commitment to meet unconditionally with the leaders of each of those countries within the first year I was elected president? Absolutely positively no." (Sen. Joe Biden, Remarks At The National Press Club, Washington, DC, 8/1/07)
Biden Attacked Obama's Public Pronouncement That He Would Unilaterally Attack Pakistan, Saying "The Last Thing You Want To Do Is Telegraph To The Folks In Pakistan That We're About To Violate Quote 'Their Sovereignty.'" Biden: "[A]nd I'm told, Senator Obama announced today. Senator Lantos (sic) and I wrote into law, the requirement that the aid to Pakistan be conditioned upon their support of us going after Al Qaeda in their Western province. It already is a law. The question, the way to deal with it is not to announce it, is to do it. The last thing you want to do is telegraph to the folks in Pakistan that we're about to violate quote 'their sovereignty,' putting Musharraf in a position that makes it virtually impossible for him to do anything other than what he's done. Basically cut a deal with the warlords along that border to our great detriment. So it's not something you talk about." (Sen. Joe Biden, Remarks At The National Press Club, Washington, DC, 8/1/07)
Biden Criticized Obama's "Johnny-Come-Lately Position" On Afghanistan. "The Biden for President Campaign today congratulated Sen. Barack Obama for arriving at a number of Sen. Biden's long-held views on combating al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Much of what Senator Obama has proposed Senator Biden has already initiated or accomplished." (Sen. Joe Biden, "Biden Campaign Congratulates Sen. Obama For Johnny-Come-Lately Position," Press Release, 8/1/07)

Just in case your sick of hearing me call Obuma a flip flop, fraud that has no real convictions but to get elected. You now can hear it from ultra lefty, Obuma supporter Seamus.

Out of nowhere I have a new favorite song on My Morning Jackets Evil Urges Album. I'm out walking the dog and the song "Remnants" comes on and it just comes over me. I got so fired up, yelling and pumping my fist. What a song. I'm seeing MMJ in a couple weeks, if they play that song live, my head just might explode. It's the perfect concert song. A beer in the left hand, while pumping your right fist, while stomping a foot and screaming the lyrics song.

CUNT ALERT!

See that twerp. I eye witnessed him get to the bus stop, open up his Globe, riffle through all 37 sections to find the sports. Only to take it out and throw it directly in the trash. All the capricious crap in that paper and he singles out the sports section just to get rid of it as soon as possible. To me that man is a Cunt.

I found it interesting that when Yaz went into the hospital for triple bypass surgery, the media kept calling him "The greatest living Red Sock" Rubbish. Pedro Martinez is still very much alive and he's the greatest living Red Sock. He might not of played 33 years for the Sox like Yaz. But for the time he was here there were few better, maybe no better Red Sock.

Birthdays:

August 13th-Former Minor League Baseball Player, Fidel Castro

August 14th-AIDS Survivor, Magic Johnson; Comedy Legend Steve Martin; Hot Chicks Mila Kunis; Catherine Bell; & Halle Berry & Hall of Fame MLB Manager Earl Weaver

August 15th-French asshole, Napoleon; Hot Chick Natasha Henstridge; and the world's biggest piece of shit Ben Affleck. Ben will tel lyou how the world's supposed to work and that someday he'll run for office and set things straight. But this twat of a human has voted only once in 13 years. Even when he stumped for Gore and Kerry he didn't bother to go vote for either of them. Fucking Jerk.
August 16th-Probably the funniest guy in show biz right now, Steve Carrell; and the one and only mother of Tallent, Marlene Sullivan.
Now a video tribute to my mother.

August 17th-Rocky & Bullwinkle star, Robert Diniro, Cougar Belinda Carlise(seen here with The Gootch and Liam) and Hot Chick Giulana DePandi

August 18th-MLB Great Roberto Clemente and Christian Slater(remember him).
August 19th-The NL Leader in saves Krya Sedwick, and 44th President of the USA and blow job recepient Bill Clinton
August 20th-Rock Legend Robert Plant
August 21st-Gambler Kenny Rodgers; Hot Fire Bush Alicia Witt & Hot Chick Hayden Panettiere
August 22nd-The aforementioned Yaz
August 23rd-Brother Dan Sullivan; Gold Medalist Kobe Bryant & The Genius behind the worlds greatest band, Julian Casablancas, lead vocalist and songwriter for "The Strokes"

August 24th-Comedy Great Dave Chappelle, MLB Great Cal Ripken Jr. and actor Steve Guttenburg, who won the best actor Oscar for his work in Police Academy 3

Also on August 24th 1992: Hurricane Andrew devastates southern Florida, causing $20 billion of property damage and killing 41 people. Southern Florida blames George Bush for the floods, loots the cities and shoots at the National Guard when they come to help. Oh that wasn't Southern Florida?

August 25th-MLB & Moustache Hall of Famer Rollie Fingers; NFL star Marvin Harrison, TV Mogul Regis Philbin and actor Sean Connery

August 26th-Hot Chick Thalia
August 27th-Cougar Shania Twain; The 36th President of the U.S.A Lyndon Johnson and MLB star Jim Thome
August 28th-Showoff, Mother Theresa & Brandon Walsh, After Brandon's initial difficulties with Beverly Hills, he became loved by many and liked by all. He has had small problems with drinking which lead to the demise of his first cherished car, he named Mondale and a night in jail. He also had a gambling problem which Nat bailed him out of. Brandon has always been interested in journalism, from sports editor and co-chief of the Beverly Blaze to co-editor of the CU Condor, a brief stint as news director at CUtv and a year as student body president (junior year). He and Steve spent a year cultivating the Beverly Beat, a small paper given to Steve by Rush. He finally accepted a position on the Washington DC branch of the New York Chronicle. He has been the person all turn to when the chips are down and he always comes through. From Donna's expulsion from H.S. graduation, to Brenda's many problems, to Kelly's drug problem, to Andrea's getting to Yale, to Val's suicide attempt, to Ray's lawsuit against Joe, to Steve's current stupid stunt, even to Dylan's battle with drugs and alcohol and the death of his wife. Brando was a lot of things, but most of all he was a ladies man. Let's take a quick look into Brandon's love life. Among the most notable of Brando's girls were the troubled Emily Valentine, who tried to burn down the West Beverly High Homecoming float; the bigoted Brooke Alexander who assumed Andrea Zuckerman was rich just because she was Jewish; and sophomore Nikki Witt a persistent girl who comically wore down Brandon's defenses. Brandon even had a brief relationship with a married university professor, Lucinda Nicholson Ultimately, his deepest love was for Kelly Taylor.
In between relationships with Kelly, Brandon got involved with two of his co-workers. As a junior, he had a passionate relationship with his editor at the California University newspaper, Susan Keats. Brandon and Susan pledge to take a cross-country trip in the summer of 1996, but Susan ultimately accepts a position with the Clinton-Gore re-election campaign, leaving Brandon to instead take the trip with Steve.
During his senior year, Brandon slowly fell for the anchor at the CU television station, Tracy Gaylian. Tracy one day finds the engagement ring Brandon tried to give to Kelly in a dresser drawer, and assumes it's for her. When Brandon explains it's not for Tracy, she becomes distrusting of Brandon. The two patch things up, and Brandon agrees to sell back his ring at the jewelry store and exchanges it for a bracelet. Once Brandon leaves, Kelly returns to the store and buys the ring for herself. Brandon takes Tracy to Hong Kong to meet his father, but upon their return to the United States, Brandon realizes his true feelings for Kelly and breaks up with Tracy. Tracy and Brandon reunite in Hawaii leaving Kelly perturbed, but her doubts are erased when she meets Tracy's fiancé.

August 29th-MLB Star Roy Oswalt & The next President of the USA, Sen. John McCain!! Since it's McCains birthday I'm going to do something I rarely do and tell you why John McCain NEEDS to be our next President.
John McCain is an experienced moderate leader in the tradition of Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. He is a common sense moderate who believes in a strong national defense, a smaller, more accountable government, economic growth and opportunity, the dignity of life and traditional values.
We face an enemy that has repeatedly attacked us and remains committed to killing Americans and the destruction of our values. This election is about who is best prepared to lead and defend our nation and its global allies as Commander-in-Chief from day one. This election is about making sure we have the experienced leadership to guide us to victory in this war, protect the nation against future terrorist attacks, and support our troops and first responders who are on the frontlines of the war. This election will decide whether we choose to fight or announce surrender. It will decide whether we have a president who dangerously weakens U.S. security or strengthens it; whether we will flinch and retreat or fully engage the enemy on multiple fronts. We need decisive leadership with the vision and experience to guide our country and the world through this challenge. Having a courageous Commander-in-Chief who is willing to lead us in this war, rally our democratic allies and defeat our enemy to secure a broader peace is what's at stake in this election.
Government spending is out of control. A Democrat elected President will join hands with a tax-and-spend Democratic Congress and subject Americans to enormous tax increases. Even now, the tax code is too complex and too burdensome. Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid - the government's promises to seniors and those in need - must be modernized. Too many American workers are unprepared by non-performing schools and shackled by outdated government employment assistance programs. America needs experienced leadership to guide the U.S. economy to greater prosperity, control government spending, keep taxes low, save Social Security and protect the American worker. Americans want a leader willing to offer straight talk and make the hard calls necessary to ensure a brighter future for our children and grandchildren. The long-term strength of our economy and financial stability of American households are what's at stake in this election.
Americans have lost trust that their government and its elected officials will serve the Nation's interest and not their own. Special interests have too much influence in Washington. Americans want a courageous leader who will stand up to the trial lawyers and labor bosses and other special interests, govern by principle rather than political expedience, keep their promises, and solve problems instead of leaving them for our children. Restoring Americans' confidence in their government is what's at stake in this election.
The next president will appoint many federal judges and perhaps even a Supreme Court justice. The recent victory on partial birth abortion is an example of how important the Supreme Court is in protecting our values and interpreting the law as it is written. America needs a president who will provide strong moral leadership. A Democrat president will appoint judges who make law with disregard for the will of the people, but to the cheers of those advancing a liberal social agenda. America needs a leader who recognizes that that the people and states should decide what's best, not the courts. The future of the U.S. Supreme Court is what's at stake in this.

What are these bold solutions, you ask? We'll let me tell you.

Radical Islamic extremists are a relentless threat to America, its citizens, and the values we share. In the words of the al Qaeda leadership, Iraq is the central battleground of this war. We face a fork in the road. John McCain will pursue our opportunity for victory in Iraq, strengthen our hand in the larger war against Islamic extremists, and make our nation more secure. Obuma will fold our tents, embolden our enemies, throw the region into instability, and increase the risks faced on our home soil. To concede defeat now would strengthen al Qaeda, empower Iran and other hostile powers in the Middle East, unleash a full scale civil war in Iraq that could lead to genocide, and destabilize the entire region as neighboring powers come to the aid of their favored factions. John McCain is best prepared to lead and defend our nation and its global allies as Commander-in-Chief from day one. He has the experience and leadership to defeat our enemy and secure a broader peace.

Real reform will put families in the driver's seat of our health care system. The road to reform does not lead through Washington and a hugely expensive, bureaucratic, government-controlled system. John McCain will harness competition to offer more affordable insurance options for as many Americans as possible, leveraging the innovation and cost-effectiveness of our nation's firms to put an end to existing rigid, unfriendly bureaucracies. He will build a national market where insurance is more available, portable, and accessible across state lines; in which patients' rights are respected and their information is under their control; and one in which people may save more in tax-exempt Health Savings Accounts. He will assist those who need help in getting private insurance.
John McCain will provide incentives for a national market - including the reimportation of pharmaceuticals - that offer greater transparency about effective patient care, options for preventative care and therapies, and prices so that competition makes it easier for families to navigate toward quality and low cost. He will demand reform to medical malpractice laws to curb abusive lawsuits that squeeze doctors, prevent innovation, and drive up the cost of health care. We need more transparency of prices and quality measures so that patients can make informed choices.

Americans have lost trust that their government and its elected officials will serve the Nation's interest and not their own. Special interests have too much influence in Washington. John McCain will bring spending under control, veto wasteful, pork-barrel spending bills every time, and keep taxes low. He will reform a tax code that is too complex and too burdensome. John McCain will modernize Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. He will bring accountability, choice and competition to underperforming schools, so our children are equipped to take the best jobs of the 21st century. John McCain is the only leader willing to make the hard calls necessary to restore faith in our government and build a brighter future for our children and grandchildren.

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Phelps for VP!!!

2008-08-09T11:56:00.000-07:00

Any pour souls who trespass against us Whether it be beast or man Will suffer the bite or be stung dead on sight By those who inhabit this land For there's is the power and this is the kingdom As sure as the sun does burn So enter this path, but heed these four words,You shall never return...

I don't know why those American Swimmers had to apologize for wearing mask in Beijing. I don't blame them for wearing mask, the whole city is covered in smog, it's distrusting. Speaking of Smog and Global Warming.......

My thoughts on Global warming are this. It's a real thing but not nearly as dire as some would have you believe. But now were living in a green world, everyone is aware of the problem how ever big they see it. Never has there been so much recycling, and never has there been a push like this to use cleaner sources of energy. Both Presidential candidates seem to want to go further with this "green world". Why not, it's not any real hassle to recycle. I love these people that are up in arms when someone wants to build a windmill. Why not, it's free clean energy, build the fucking things everywhere. But I'm getting off my point. The real reason I know that global warming is not as bad as some believe is because of the polar bears. Everyone seems to think since the north pole is melting before our eyes than the Polar Bears must be fucked right? Not so fast. I was at a wedding with a Polar Bear a couple weeks ago and he assured me that him and his crew are doing just fine. Just look at these pics and tell me if this is a guy worried about his home melting.

Sometimes I wonder if Obuma even realizes the shit he's spuing. Obuma loves to exaggerate and lie, take a look:

"Selma Got Me Born" Obama was born 1961 The Selma protest were in 1965. So like everyone else your daddy's cum and your mothers egg got you born.
"My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom" -AHAHA oh really? Your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades.
"My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian" - Are you sure because according to her own interviews she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am . Not to mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.
"My Name is African Swahili" Nope, accourding to my translation your name is Arabic and ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
"I Never Practiced Islam" actually you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
"An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office" Are you sure? Becasue Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.
"Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill" - And why is that? You didn’t write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.
"I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill" you mean the bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.
"I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate" Wrong again, you passed 26, most of which you didn’t write yourself.
"Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn’t Support" Maybe not you, but your wife has received nearly a quater of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.
"Treehouse Is A Small Company" -Really? The CEO of Treehouse last year, made more than the CEO of Wal-Mart, according to public records.
But he does accept money from executives and other employees of oil companies and two of his fundraisers are oil company executives. As of Feb. 29, Obama’s presidential campaign had received nearly $214,000 from oil and gas industry employees and their families, according to an analysis by the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics. Clinton had received nearly $307,000 from industry workers and their families and Republican Sen. John McCain, the likely GOP presidential nominee, received nearly $394,000, according to the center’s totals.
Two of Obama’s fundraisers are Robert Cavnar, the chairman and chief executive of Houston-based Mission Resources Corp., and George Kaiser, the president and CEO of Tulsa-based Kaiser-Francis Oil Co. Source: Associated press via Yahoo News.

Why is it if someone doesn't vote for Obuma because he's black, then that person is a racist. But every black person in America is going to vote for Obuma just because he is black. Isn't that a double standard?

Please don't ever 2nd guess my judgment of character. Since 2004 I've told anyone that would listen that John Edwards is a scumbag. If suing innocent doctors weren't enough, this piece goes and cheats on his wife, who was at home battling cancer.

A HUGE fuck you to Coldplay front man Chris Martin. If it wasn't bad enough that he thinks he's Bono. He's being absolutely bashing the United States every chance he gets on there tour this summer. Here's another mother fucker like Neil Young, that's not even from the U.S. but bitches and moans about how horrible we are. Dude you named your kid Apple, I think you should worry about your self and stop bad mouthing the country that made you a billionaire.

Michael Phelps pees in the pool.

If I've learned one thing being a new father, it's that those Doctor Suess books are fucking hard to read.

Fuck you Panera Bread. The only thing worse then your veggie filled sandwiches are your awful radio commercials. Fuck You

I know that Georgia is #1 in the pre-season College Football poll, but they just got slapped around by Russia.

This picture was taken directly after someone tried to expalin that Russia actually invaded a country to the south of them and not the State in Southest United States.

Birthdays

August 1-No birthdays but, in 1954 The Yangtze River floods in China, killing 40,000 people and forcing 10 million others to leave their homes. China blames George Bush for the floods, loots the city and shoots at the National Guard when they come to help. Oh that wasn't China?
Aug 2nd- MLB Star Grady Sizemore & TV Legend Caroll O'Connor who played the great character Archie Bunker

Aug 3rd-Legenary Crooner Tony Bennett and "LOST" Hot Chick Evangeline Lilly
Aug 4th-Vetern Actor Billy Bob Thorton, Legendary Musicaian Louie Armstrong "Lost" star Daniel Dae Kim and 2 super dickheads Roger Clemans and Barrak Osama I mean Obama.
Aug 5th-NBA great Patrick Ewing, MLB Star Carl Crawford, hot golfer Paula Creamer( Creamer? I hardly know her!) and Pat Smear. I have no idea who Pat Smear is but his name sounds like Pamsmear and I think that's great.
Also on Aug 5 1962: Movie star Marilyn Monroe is found murdered by Bobby Kennedy at her home in Los Angeles, California.
Aug 6th-Great Actor Robert Michum, and hot chicks, Adrianne Curry, Michelle Yeoh, Lisa Boyle, porn star Asian Carrera, and Spice Girl Geri Halliwell.
Aug 7th-Hot Chick Charlize Theron & "Hello Newman" Wayne Knight.

Aug 8th-Ok tennis player Roger Federer & Hot Chick Meagan Good
Aug 9th-Celtic Great Bob Cousy & hot chick Nikki Zeiring.
Also on August 9th, 1848: The Free-Soil Party, a third party organized to oppose the further extension of slavery into American territories, nominates former president Martin Van Buren for president. A century and a hlaf latter The Free-Soil Party evloves into a New York Street gang their sign is crossing the hands, with one hand with all the fingers 'up' and spread out. The other hand has all but the thumb and pointer finger up, for a total of eight (8). The gang is named for the 8th President of the United States, Martin Van Buren
Aug 10th-# of the USA, Herbert Hoover "Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again......" & hot chicks Lisa Dergan, Angie Harmon, & Devon Aoki
Aug 11th-Hot Chick Carolyn Murphy & the most popular Professional wrestler ever Hulk Hogan
Aug 12th-MLB Great Christy Mathewson; Tennis Great Peter Sampras; and hot chicks Rebecca Gayheart & Dominique Swan

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What the Fuck

2008-08-05T06:36:00.001-07:00

Big ups to Jimmy Skroner who burnt the new My Morning Jacket and Raconteurs albums for me. 2 terrific cd's. Almost everything on MMJ's Evil Urges is great. But the standouts are Touch me, I'm going to Scream If You Don't Parts 1 & 2, Highly Suspicious( I think I'm the only person that likes this song), I'm Amazed & Aluminum Park but The song librarian really touches my heart, I know that make me sound like a fagalia but it's the truth. The hits of the Raconteurs, Consolers for The Lonely, are: the title track, Many Shades of Black, Salute your Solution and Old Enough the last song Carolina Drama is quite the tale. My only problem with the Raconteurs is there name. What the fuck is that? I can't even say it. What happened to the easy ones. The Animals, The Beatles, The Who, The Strokes. What the fuck is a Raconteurs.

I love all the speculation on who the running mates will be. Who gives a shit! Your voting for president not vice president. The VP never does shit, so why do we care who it is. Quayle? Cheaney? Nobody gave a shit about Gore until he cried about the polar bears. (*PROOF THAT POLAR BEARS ARE DOING JUST FINE NEXT BLOG*)

What a piece of shit Obama really is, a fucking jerk. Goes all over the world kissing babies and asses, apologizing for how lousy the USA is, but he decides to skip his visit to the Vets hospital in Germany. The Obama people will have you believe that the Pentagon told him he couldn't go, but all they told him was he could go, but he couldn't bring the cameras. Well if Obama can't turn it into a fucking commercial why would he go. Obama blew off the visit and decided to go the gym instead.
People are so in love with Obama, they never take the time to think that the shit he's promising is just undoable. He's promised universal health care for everyone in the country. Not just the citizens, BUT ILLEGALS TOO! Where's the $ coming from for that? Instead of worrying about people that are illegally in this country having health insurance, he should be concerned about the citizens with coverage and how much it's costing them. I make a pretty decent wage and have no fucking money because of how much I have to pay towards health insurance. I mean if it cost a quarter to shit, I'd have to puke and this jokester is promising lower taxes, free health care, and hand jobs for everyone, it's just not feasible.

I have to apologize to the Kenyans. Obama tells me every time I get in my car to go to work I'm causing the poor pricks of Kenya to starve. Wow I always thought it had more to do with a corrupt government that Obama's father was a part of. If you don't believe me, just ask some of the country's top reporters.....actually don't bother asking, I already did. Here's what they had to say.
"Famine is a result of the country's lopsided agricultural and development priorities," the writer, Tom Kagwe, believes.
An editorial in the Times, which is published by the former ruling Kanu party, similarly believes that the country's food problems are systemic.
"Our development model has divided Kenya into viable and non-viable parts, thus skewing the disbursement of development," it declares.
"The system that turns Kenya into a bi-national tragedy is that which the regime wishes to sustain and which is why we shall have hunger and alms for the foreseeable future," it adds.
The even bigger question", it continues, "is why the government should wait until people perish in order for it to get actively involved".
"It is hypocritical, at best, for the government to pretend that it was not aware that things had reached worrying proportions," it concludes.
It's not my car starving the Kenyans, it's the Kenyans that are starving the Kenyans.

Ya know they saying "I don't give a shit" Well the European soccer club AC Milan does. They gave Kaka a contract that goes until 2013. Also Real Madrid tried to tempt Milan to sell Kaka throughout the close season with an 80 million euro (59 million pounds). So that's 2 soccer clubs that give a shit.

The right of African-Americans to vote in the United States is not permanent according to "View" co-host Whoopi Goldberg. On the July 14 edition, Whoopi echoed the popular Internet rumor from a few years ago that voting rights for African-Americans was set to expire in 2007.
Fucking Whoopi Goldberg said: "Do you know that we are the only people in the United States who have to have their voting rights okayed every couple of years? Did you know that they have to vote on the Voting Rights Bill for black folks? Can we just, can one of you candidates- can we just take care of that so I don’t have to worry every year, my God am I not?"
Here is another piece of shit who just like Rosie was put on the View after the world finally realized that there not funny. So like Rosie, Whoopi just goes off spouting nonsense that nobody even thinks to check. The yenta's in there audience just take it as fact and "gasp" at what a shitty country we live in. Twatface Goldberg should check the facts beforehand.
Responding to some rumors, the Department of Justice issued a press release clarifying the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Specifically, the 15th amendment to the Constitution prohibits racial discrimination in voting. The voting rights Act of 1965enforces that Constitutional amendment. Because amendments to the Constitution do not expire, the 15th amendment is permanent.

Yesterday, the brass at ABC News issued orders forbidding reporters to wear lapel pin American flags or other patriotic insignia. Their reasoning was that ABC should
remain neutral about "causes".

CAUSES!?!?!?! What causes, it's the American flag! Are there really people out there that get offended that there the person reporting the news if wearing an American flag!? If so those people can go fuck themselves in the butt. Figures this comes from the same network that brings you the world wide leader in assholes. I'll never watch ABC again.........well that's not true, I'll watch "LOST", but I'll TiVo it so they don't get the ratings. So that's it no more ABC except to tape "LOST".........oh and Monday Night Football, but that's it.

The blue tooth in the ear, has to be the most pompous looks going. It's one thing if your working and and you need a hands free device. But I've seen guys at cookouts and in bars with the stupid thing in the ear. These are the same idiots that make friends on MY Space.

What a sucker boy smith Tony Marchante is. Tried to be a tough guy putting a hit on Dillon, but his goons ended up shooting his daughter the Noxima girl in the face instead.

Christian Bale was arrested in London for allegedly, assaulting his mother and sister. Did those broads think they were going to crack wise to Batman and nothing was going to happen. They had to expect a reaction. There lucky the Dark Knight didn't break there frigin necks.

A straight man, should never bring a Lean Cuisine into work for lunch. Doing so permanently makes you a huge cunt.

Conversations with Tax:
When posed with the question "What makes a man a bigger cunt: being a receptionist or bringing a lean cuisine for lunch" I think Tax hit the nail on the head: "lean cuisine, by far. you could be an intern or something and be a receptionist. you might have just lost your job and you need quick cash and the receptionist gig was there. I can think of many acceptable reasons to be a receptionist. there's only one reason to eat a lean cuisine for lunch, you are a cunt."

If I hear the phrase "Manny being Manny" one more time, I'm going to fucking puke

Titletown USA is Whogivesashitville.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Your only going to hear this on B?IHKH! I have it on good authority that Brett Farve is thinking about coming back to play football.

Conversations with Tam:
Recently my self and Tam agreed that anyone that works in an office and utters the phrase "I didn't get the blue shirt memo today" should be shot on the scene.
Also Tam inquired why I hate the Gynelhals so much. I just gave him the facts that they are 2 jerkoffs that have been in Hollywood all there lives that don't know shit about shit, but like to tell people how the world is supposed to work every chance they get.

Ruth's Chris is the stupidest fucking name for a restaurant.

I try not to judge people who like different music as I do, ya know to each his own. But I really have to question the intelligence of all these Maroon 9 fans.

At least 140 people have died in a stampede at a Hindu temple in the Indian state of Himachal Pradesh.
A rain shelter on the mountain path to the temple collapsed, triggering rumors of a landslide.
Many of the victims were children, trampled to death during the panic. Fifty more people were hurt and are being treated in hospital.
What the fuck!?!? A rumor of a landslide led to the stomping death of 140 people, mostly kids. What the fuck!?!?! I don't even know what to say except What the fuck!?

Reading more into it I found out this wasn't the biggest "stampede" disaster ever. In 12 January 2006, Mina, Saudi Arabia: At least 364 die in a crush during the annual Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca. Officials say the stampede happened after pieces of luggage spilled from moving buses in front of one of the entrances to the bridge of Jamarat, causing pilgrims to trip.
What the Fuck!?!?!?! Some bags fell and that caused 364 people to die?
Fucking Saudi Arabia loves these deadly stampedes:

1 February 2004, Mina, Saudi Arabia: Some 251 pilgrims are trampled to death in a 27-minute stampede during the Hajj.
Officials say many of the victims were not authorized to participate in the Stoning of Satan ritual, after new procedures were introduced following previous stampedes.
9 April 1998, Mina, Saudi Arabia: At least 118 pilgrims die and more than 180 are hurt during the Stoning of Satan ritual. The pilgrims, mostly from Indonesia and Malaysia, are trampled to death after panic erupts when several people fall off an overpass.
2 July 1990, Saudi Arabia: Some 1,426 pilgrims, mainly Asian, die in a huge crush in a tunnel leading to Mecca's holy sites.
The authorities say most died of asphyxiation after the tunnel's ventilation system broke down.
If this proves one thing it's those Saudis are impatient.

Conversations with Seamus:

Myself and Seamus both agree that's asinine that Minute Maids orange juice is so frigin lousy. I mean Minute Man is supposed to be know for it's juice and they can't even get the most common juice right.

Birthdays
July 16th- Banned baseball legend Shoeless Joe Jackson; former hot chick,Phoebe Cates; former NFL superstar Barry Sanders, and the one and only, Will Ferrell. He's played so many great roles. Ron Burgundy and Frank "the tank" Ricard probably being his best one. Of course his countless cameo's and SNL career truly make him one of the top funny men ever.

July 17th-Veteran Actor Donald Sutherland; hot chick Tiffany Taylor and one of the worlds biggest stars David Hasselhoff.

July 18th-Hot chick Elsa Pataky
1969: Senator Edward Kennedy has a few too many and drives his car off a bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts. Although his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, drowns, he fails to report the accident until the following morning, but none the less getting away with murder anyways.
July 19th-Boxing star Vladimir Klitsko
July 20th-LOST star Josh Halloway; NBA Champion Just Ray Allen; and hot chick that Tom Brady bangs Giselle
July 21st- Hot chick Ali Landry
July 22nd-Legendary singer Don Henley
July 23rd- Hot chicks Stephanie Seymour & Carisma Carpenter and Michael Richards, who played one of the greatest characters in TV history, Kramer.

July 24th-Former NBA Superstar Karl Malone, dickhead Barry Bonds, Rogue actor Anna Paquin. Rogue is in Rogue, not Rogue and Hot Chicks Jennifer Lopez, Crista Nicole and Torrie Wilson
July 25th-NFL Hall of Famer Walter Payton
26th-Actor Kevin Spacey, hot chick Kate Beckinsale and director Stanly Kubrick, who directed Tallent Choice Picks, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange and of course The Shinning.
July 27th-Dickhead Arod and hot sports reporter Jill Arrington.
July 28th-NBA star Manu Ginaobli and Elizabeth Berkley who won an Oscor for best actress for her work in Showgirls.
July 29th-Poop
July 30th-McCain buddy, Arnold Schwarzeneggr; & Hot Chick, Jamie Pressley
July 31st- Vampire Killer and Tax evader, Wesley Snipes & Hot Chick Chandra North

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Fuck, sorry for the delay.

2008-07-24T12:27:00.001-07:00

I like a good independence day celebration as much as the next guy, but what about these fools that sleep over the esplanade in the pouring rain to get a good seat. These people need a fucking life. If I had the kind of time on my hands that these jerks do, I'd personal find them and give them each a fresh one.

While watching the Independence Day festivities at the esplanade, I couldn't help but wonder how important the conductor or "the maestro" is to a symphony. I see him up front waving his arms around with the music, but none of the musicians are even looking at him. This is the Boston Symphony orchestra (or the Boston Pops, are they they same thing?), some of the greatest musicians in the world. I think they know what notes to play without Lockheart up there thinking he's a badass. Keith Lockheart, now there's a guy who needs to be knocked down a peg or 2 if I ever seen one.

In the past few weeks it's become abundantly clear that, Obama does not have the best interest of the country in his heart. Obama is nothing but the second coming of John Kerry. They don't know what they want, all they know is they want to be President. So they take each side of the issues then spout "look at me I'm a Democrat, Bush is a republican, change, change, vote for change. I have no idea whats going on, but at least I'm not a Republican!"

McCain gives it to you straight, you don't like it, fuck you. Obama's a panderer, a politician he don't care what he says as long as he gets your vote.

John McCain wants this campaign to be about the issues - a campaign that focuses on real solutions to the challenges. Unfortunately, Senator Obama and his campaign surrogates seem unwilling to engage in that conversation.

I've been on record as hating the city of Atlanta, and I do. But I think I like the rest of the state of Georgia.
Lieutenant Governor Casey Cagle and Speaker Glenn Richardson today released the following statements in response to Barack Obama's visit to Georgia.

Lieutenant Governor Casey Cagle stated:

"I'm disappointed that Barack Obama didn't take the opportunities to address the questions on the minds of Georgian voters. With Georgian families and small business struggling, why was Obama proposing raising the income tax? Why is he proposing raising the social security tax, along with capital gains tax, proposing a raise in the dividend tax? Obama seems to want to raise every tax. Why did Obama vote twice in 2008 to raise income taxes for people making just $32,000 a year? Why did Obama request $97.4 million for earmarked pork projects in 2007? Before Georgians should be asked to vote for the freshman senator from Illinois, they deserve to have these questions answered."
Speaker of the House Glenn Richardson pointed out that:

"While Barack Obama's pre-ticketed audience of supporters may have been impressed by his high flying rhetoric, I have a feeling that voters across the state are trying to figure out how they can afford his brand of 'change'. Drivers filling up their cars are puzzled by his opposition to gas tax relief and his contention that the only problem with our high gas prices is that they went up too quickly and that he would have preferred a gradual increase. The 859,500 small businesses in Georgia are disappointed to hear that he plans to raise their payroll taxes. Taxpayers making $32,000 a year and up are wondering why he voted twice last year to raise their income taxes. Georgians deserve more than well delivered lines in a rehearsed speech. They deserve the kind of leadership Senator McCain will provide as our nation's 44th President."

Also I thought the Cold War was over, but Georgia still isn't taking any shit from Russia.
Georgia says it is recalling its Ambassador from Russia for consultations. The Ambassador, Erosi Kitsmarishvili, has accused Russia of engaging in an open act of aggression against Georgia. Russia's Foreign Ministry has admitted that earlier this week, Moscow sent warplanes over the disputed Georgian region of South Ossetia. The Ministry says the aircraft were sent to cool down hotheads in Georgia and ward off a possible invasion of the breakaway region by Georgian forces.

I've seen way too many families playing instead of passing on the Family Feud. There so intent on getting there 15 minutes instead of doing the smart thing and passing on a shitty category. So they get 3 quick x's and allow the other family to only have to guess one answer for the money.

Some people are hell bent on wearing flip flops no matter what the situation. Look at this kid. Nice slacks, perfectly pressed dress shirt, and BAM !!Flip-Flops. He gets dressed to the nines, but he's wearing flip-flops come hell or hi-water.

I find it fascinating that I'll drink so much one night and still wake up really thirsty the next day.

Congratulations to Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camilla Alves, who welcomed there first child last week. Unfortunately McConaughey wasn't able to be there for the birth. He wasn't allowed entry into the hospital because he refused to put a shirt on.

Jessica Alba has gone from being one of my favorite people on Earth to being almost dead to me. She named her kid Honor! The only way she could fix this is if she names her next kid strength, that way she would have.........strength and honor.

It's time for all 3 major sports to stop letting fans, players and reporters pick there all-star teams, and post season awards. Just let me pick the all-star teams and all the awards. Actually now that I've been around for a while now, I should be picking the Hall of Fame too.

Brett Farve is dead to me. Every year when he couldn't make up his mind, I stuck up for him. I blamed ESPN of filling air time with Farve Speculation while he made his mind up. But Brett has gone too far. You fucking retired, go away. Not only did you retire, but a few months later you were having second thoughts and Packer management said "sure, come down to Florida and will work it out" and 2 days before the meeting, you told them to forget it, your staying retired. So you retired twice! Now you want back in, sorry you were one of my favorite players but fuck you.

CBS announced that after 28 years the letting go of College Basketball color analysis Bill Packer. Packer has called the last 34 Final Fours.
Good riddance. Packer is a mean mother fucking, big jerk.

July 5th-Legendary crooner Huey Lewis, The mastermind behind the Wu Tang Clan, the RZA and Bond girl Eva Green.
July6th-Jeopardy creator Merv Griffin, Rocky & Rambo, Sly Stallone and the 45th President of the U.S.A. George W. Bush
July 7th-Skater Michelle Kwan
July 8th-Actor Kevin Bacon, the chancellors daughter Claire Arnold, she wanted to bang Brandon but eventually bumped uglies with David and Steve
July 9th-Joe Versus the Volcano star Tom Hanks, one half of the greatest tag team ever, Kevin Nash of the Outsiders.
The Outsiders were formed in 1996 when Hall and Nash signed with World Championship Wrestling after leaving the World Wrestling Federation. In the storyline, Hall led the invasion, appearing on WCW programming and insinuating that he was doing so under orders from his WWF employers and warning that he would soon be joined by others. Their angle was the precursor to the heel turn of Hulk Hogan and the formation of the New World Order (nWo), a major wrestling storyline that dominated WCW programming for several years afterwards.
The Outsiders captured the WCW World Tag Team Championship six times, first winning them from Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) at Halloween Havoc in October 1996. They dropped the title to The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) at the 1997 Souled Out event, only to have WCW President Eric Bischoff reverse the decision on the next night's edition of WCW Monday Nitro. A near repeat of these events occurred the next month when Hall and Nash lost to the team of Lex Luger and The Giant at SuperBrawl VII, with Bischoff again abusing his power and quickly returning the titles to The Outsiders.
In October 1997, fellow nWo member Syxx began substituting for a (legitimately) injured Nash, teaming with Hall to defend the titles on numerous occasions. This pairing eventually lost the title to The Steiner Brothers in on October 13, 1997. The Outsiders and Steiners traded the title back and forth at both televised and non-televised events until Scott turned on his brother, joining the nWo and giving the title to Hall and Nash.
In May 1998 The Outsiders team broke up due to dissension within the nWo, with Hall choosing to join nWo Hollywood and Nash going with The Wolfpac. The split team faced each other once later in the year before coming back together in December 1999 to win the WCW World Tag Team Championship one more time.
Also with a birthday on July 9th is Jack White. What a tallented guy, he's the led of not only one but 2 kick ass bands, Of course the White Stripes & also the Racacouers.

July 10th-Former MLB Star "The Hawk" Andre Dawson, & Hot chicks, Sofia Vergara; & Jessica Simpson
July 11th-The 38th president of the U.S.A. and founder of Quincy, MA, Johny Quincy Adams. Quincy, MA has it's pro's & cons, but any city that has 2 Wendy's and a New England Comics is alright with me.
July 12th- Bill Cosby
July 13th-Professor Xavier, Patrick Stewart & Han Solo, Harrison Ford
July 14th- LOST star Matthew Fox, hot chicks Alley Baggett & high jumper Amy Acuff & # President of the U.S.A.
"Alive but unconscious" Gerald Ford
July 15th-Former Minnasota Governor and current senate candidate, Jesse Ventura and The best damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland Maine...to Portland Oregon for that matter, Joe Turkel better known as Lylod the bartneder at the Overlook Hotel.

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Happy Independence Day!

2008-07-02T13:19:00.001-07:00

I work in the insurance industry and it's so hard not to giggle every time someone says to me "I was hit in the rear"

I'm so glad I pay state taxes so Patrick Duval and his good time buddies can go get shit faced in China. I still can't believe this crook is the Governor, and if Obama is elected president there's a better than good chance he'll be named Attorney General. God help us.

In the "no fucking shit buddy" portion of today's post, Obama says he will never question someone else's patriotism. No fucking shit buddy, that would be like me walking around my office questioning everyone's work ethic. I'm not bring it up because I don't want my own coming into question.

More evidence that the media loves to suck Obama's balls:
Men's Fitness named Obama one of America's 25 most fit men. Here's a guy that smokes 2 frigin packs a day and there trying to tell me he's one of the most 25 most fit men in the country. Then Us Weekly lauds Michelle Barrak for going to her daughters recitals. WHOA never mind first lady, she's mother of the fucking year, she has a no show job and still has the time to attand. her daughter's recitals, WOOPDEDOOOO!

What a piece of cockroach shit, that Gen. Wesley Clark is. His way of supporting Obama was to say "(McCain) hasn't held executive responsibility. That large squadron in the Navy that he commanded -- that wasn't a wartime squadron. I don't think getting in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to become President."
Hasn't held executive responsibility? Let's see, Obama's executive responsibilities have included what? Right. The answer is: nothing. And thank you, Gen. Clark, for pointing out that John McCain commanded the largest fighter squadron in the U.S. Navy. He didn't just command it; he turned it around.
"Although plagued by fatal accidents in the past, the squadron had no fatalities under his command . . . and won its first meritorious unit citation. Mr. McCain's success attracted notice among the admirals in Washington," The New York Times reported in 2000.
McCain's qualifications do not come from being shot down. They come from a career in military and foreign affairs in which McCain displayed an uncommon strength of character and developed a sound judgment in those fields, which are so critical to the United States in this dangerous world.
His opponent, a career lawyer and politician, has shown that his own judgment in those areas is naive and ill-considered. Clark highlights those differences every time he seeks to denigrate McCain's service.

A Palestinian man plowed an enormous construction vehicle into cars, buses and pedestrians on a busy street Wednesday, killing at least three people and wounding at least 45 before he was shot dead by security officers. Now of course I'm totally against terrorist, and I'm glad this guy was shot dead. But I give this guy an A+ in creativeness, usually those pussies just blow them selves up. This guy had some fun with heavy machinery in his quest to kill Jews.

Tom Brokaw is taking over for Tim Russert on Meet the Press, at least until the end of the election. I watched him interview the Governor of California on Sunday and while Russert was a tough interview, Brokaw seems to be just negative. He blasted the California governor on all the issues, but never once mentioned all the good things the Governor has done. For instance he never once mentioned how in 1985 the Governor rescued his daughter from an exiled dictator or the time in 1987 when the governor was sent by the CIA to a Central American Jungle, to rescue capture airmen from Guerillas, only to find himself hunted by an extra-terrestrial warrior. Not once did Brokaw mention the time in 1990 when the Governor went undercover as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer. You would think Brokaw would at least mention the fact that the Governor battled an unstoppable cyborg from the future(TWICE!) to save the world.

Check out this ad I seen on Yahoo.com

For only $20 this guy can turn you into a big fat disgrace like Oprah. Oh wow, where do I sign up!

Another Amber alert was issued for a young girl who went missing after meeting up with someone she met on MySpace. How many kids have to disappear before they shut down this My Space. It's nothing more a hunting ground for deviants who prey on young kids. And anyone that's on My Space that's not looking for kiddy sex is just a loser who can't find friends in real life so there on My Space pretending to be cool.

Birthdays
June 28th-Show Biz Genius, Icon, Legend Mel Brooks, History of the World Part 1,Robin Hood Men in Tights, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs were written by, directed and produced by Brooks, Mel also wrote and directed several episodes for the TV classic Get Smart, and created one of the most popular plays in history, The Producers; SNL great Gilda Radner, NFL Great, John Elway, The before mentioned duche bag John Cusack, and airplane pilot Rodger Murdock

June 29th-Underrated MLB great, Harmon Kilabew; crazy person, Garry Busey, hot chick, Nicole Scherzinger, and Curb Your Enthusiasm star, Richard Lewis

June-30th-once great, but now Crazy Person, Mike Tyson
July 1st-The Great, Dan Aykrod; fast prick, Carl Lewis,hot chicks, Clare Forlani, Carmella Decesare, and Liv Tyler who stars in The Incredible Hulk, in theaters now.
July 2nd- One of the greatest wrestlers of all time, Bret "the Hitman" Hart, NHL Superstar who the fucking bruins traded away like assholes, Joe Thorton, click here to see Celebrity Reactions to the Joe Thorton trade & Larry Daivd, Creator of the 2 greatest sitcoms of all time Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, that's pretty good, pretty, pretty, pretty good

July 3rd-Nobody was born but Jim Morrison of the Doors died in 1971

July 4th-The Greatest Country in the World, The United States of America. Too many, people take this country for granted, they can't stop bitching and moaning for a second to think how good they have it and why no one ever leaves and billions risk there lives to get here.
And now a word from are President, regarding Independence Day.

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More Straight Talk

2008-06-29T13:32:00.000-07:00

I've said long ago that the problem with this country is that elected leaders just see them selves on a team either left or right, republican or democrat. Where it should be one team, the USA team. Vote of a bill because it's the right thing to do, not because it fits your party guidelines. That's why John McCain needs to be our next president. You think he gives a shit about pissing off the good old boys in his party. Johnny Boy fights for what he believes not what his party believes or what the popular thing to do is.

Anyone that doesn't like what McCain has to say in this video, doesn't care about this country they care about there party winning. I was so fucking fired up when I heard this speech, he's so dead on here it's not even funny.

As if we needed more proof that Muslim extremist faggots can't be trusted, Gaza militants fired two rockets into southern Israel on Thursday, further straining a shaky, week-old truce as Israel kept vital Gaza border crossings closed in response.
The rocket attack, the second since the cease-fire took effect.

Thousands of protesters took to the streets of Soul, South Korea after the South Korean government said it will resume imports of U.S. beef.
What ungrateful little pricks these South Koreans are. If they don't want grade A, U.S. cattle then fuck'em, give it to me, I love it. Let them keep making there beef and broccoli with dog meat instead of the good shit.

I used to love John Cusack, but now he's dead to me. Now's a big anti-McCain spokesman for move on.com. Yeah Cussack's moved on, moved on from going good movies to doing complete crap like "Must love Dogs"

We lost a good one in George Carlin.

WINFIELD, Mo. - The swollen Mississippi River burst through yet another levee Tuesday, not endangering any towns but proving to anxious Midwesterners that the high water is still a threat.
My god George Bush, why do you keep smashing these levees, have you no mercy!?

Hearing your kid fart through the baby monitor is funny every time, it never gets old.

As if we needed another reason to hate ESPN, I give you another one. You go to there web site and almost every article worth reading you can't because you have to be an ESPN insider and pay to read it. Every other sports web site in the world, Sports Illustrated, Foxsports.com, CBSsportlsline, The Sporting News, ect. lets you read there articles for free. But the the fags at ESPN make you pay. Fucking Disney has more money than Oprah and it's not enough that there getting the money in advertising from all the web hits they want you to pay fringin $40 a year for the so called privilege to read there shit.

Now for the, I hate the World portion of today's post:

Attorneys representing Delaware death row inmates in a class-action lawsuit claim that Brian Steckel was executed in 2005 without the proper anesthesia.Steckel was sentenced to death in 1997 for the 1994 murder of Sandra Lee Long in her apartment near Wilmington. Long was burned to death in a fire Steckel set after strangling her into unconsciousness and raping and sodomizing her .
What the fuck is this world coming to, that were worried if this scumbag piece of shit was registered proper anesthesia before he was put to death. Was the poor lady he ass raped and burnt to death given proper anesthesia?

2 stories that make me wish there was a real life Punisher

MINEOLA, Texas - In the windowless front rooms of a former day care center in a tiny Texas community, children as young as 5 were fed powerful painkillers they knew as "silly pills" and forced to perform sex shows for a crowd of adults.

A MOTHER is accused of partially skinning her caged son and feeding it to relatives. Kalra Mauerova, 31, of Brno in the Czech Republic, wept in court as she admitted torturing her son Ondrej, and his ten-year-old brother, Jakub. Ms Mauerova, a member of the Grail Movement cult, caged Ondrej for months while relatives, also members of the cult, ate his raw flesh, a judge heard yesterday. The court in Brno heard the family sexually abused the boys and made them cut themselves with knives. The boys said they were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables and made to stand for days in their own urine.

Birthdays

June 20th-Actor, Peter Crombie You probably know him better as "Crazy Joe Davola"

June 21st-Baskeball great Pistol Pete Maravich. Pistol Pete averaged a fringin amazing 44.2 points a game in college! In ten NBA seasons, Maravich, a five time NBA All-Star, scored 15,948 points in 658 games for a 24.2 points per game average (16th All Time).Pistol Pete did all this all while being a booze face, very impressive.
Also on June 21st 1997 The New York Liberty defeated the Los Angeles Sparks 67-57 in the inaugural game of the Women's National Basketball Association. 11 years latter and nobody still gives a shit.
June 22nd-MLB great Carl Hubbell
Also on June 22nd 1941 Germany breaks the nonaggression pact signed with Russia in 1939, as Germany invades the Soviet Union, sending over 3 million troops across the border. Bad move by Hitler. If he ever gave Rommel even half of these troops to continue the fighting in Northern Africa, WWII as we know it would be completly different. Rommel was beating the shit out of Great Britain in Africa and had them on the run until Hilter stop sending reinforcements to the region. If Rommel had this kind of a troop surge he could of pushed right through the Mid-East and India and could of possible linked up with the Japs in Burma(you may know it was Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me). That would of caused a real pain in the prick for the Allied Forces.
June 23rd-NFL great LaDainian Tomlinson; and a could be hot chick Duffy. I guess she's new and sings. Haven't seen enough of her to give her hot chick status but she looks promising.
June 24th-Boxing great Jack Dempsey& super duper hot chick & Tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova
June 25th-Singer, Carly Simon, who is famous for singing "Your so vain, you probably think this song is about you" Is this chick for real, the fucking song is about him, so he's right for thinking so and realy isn't that vain.
June 26th-Tax evader, Derek Jeter
June 27th- "LOST" creator JJ Abrams

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George Bush causing more floods

2008-06-19T17:31:00.000-07:00

Congratulations Mr. & Mrs.Tax, who were married May 24th in The Dominican Republic. I heard it was a great time. From the pics posted above, I know for a fact Tax's old man and Zeek had a good time.

I always knew Obama liked fried chicken, but I never knew he was a chicken. McCain challenged that pussy to 10 town meeting, Lincoln/Douglas style debates, but the lily-livered Democrat declined. Instead suggested having 1 debate on the 4th of July. What a cunt, wants to have a debate on a day were most of America wouldn't be paying attention.Probably because he's an unpatriotic zealot that doesn't celebrate Independence Day. Obama couldn't possibly do 10 debates, since his whole platform is "Blah Blah Blah, change, Blah, Blah change"

I got this email the other day, supposedly it's written buy some housewife in Jersey. It was titled "Angry Woman", I don't know about angry, maybe she is, all I know is that she is right:
Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field d in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for chopping off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat. I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques. I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide . I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights. In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care. When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don't care. When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't care. When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care. And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and you guessed it-I don't care!!

More terrible flooding in the mid-west, WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA where's FEMA WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA George Bush hates white people, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

It would be a HUGE mistake if NBC picks Keith Oberman to replace Tim Russert as Meet the Press moderator. Russert was a fairly liberal democrat but you would never know it from him being on TV. Russert was able to put his personal beliefs and politics aside to bring forth non-partisan reporting. This is something Oberman cannot do, he's left of Stalin and he loves to show it.

More college clowns causing trouble after a championship. But I had to laugh at some suckerboy smith from Southboro who went into cardiac arrest while running from the cops.

How old is that Betty White, she's still sharp as a tack. I was watching her on that game show "Password" and her partner was a complete moron, but Betty kept guessing the password. Betty carried that chick to like $100,000.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, Big ups to Sam Cassell. Doc tried to put him in the game, during the 4th quarter of the clinching blow out, but Sam declined and told Doc that's been there before and to let the other guys be on the floor for the championship.

Why is it when someone is going on vacation or to a wedding or something, people say "Have a great time!" . Do people need to reminded to have a great time? There not going to Aruba to have a lousy time.

I don't know how or why I started watching the movie, Reno 911: Miami Beach. But I'm glad I did. Very funny. I never seen the show and never really wanted too, but I do recommend that movie

HOUSTON - A man whose teething infant died after apparently sucking on his father's cocaine-tainted fingers has been sentenced to life in prison.
Man that's tough. If that kid can't handle his high, is it really the fathers fault.

Birthdays
June 16th-Family Patriarch, Cookie Tallent; star golfer Phil Mickelson; Hot Chicks Yamsime Bleeth & May Anderson

June 17th-Hot Chick, Paulina Rubio
Also on June 17th 1775: In the early days of the Revolutionary War, British troops attack Massachusetts militiamen in the Battle of Bunker Hill. The British suffer high casualties but capture the American position. 233 years latter Bunker Hill is a shitty college and phony holiday that I don't get off.
June 18th- MLB Hall of Famer Lou Brock; current NLF star Antonio Gates; former NFL star Bruce Smith & Paul McCartny who wrote the song "Who let he Dogs out"
June 19th-MLB legend and terrible disease, Lou Gehrig; NBA star, Dirk Nowitzki; & hot chicks Poppy Montgomery, Rebeca Loos, & Zoe Saldana
Also on June 19th 1955: Americans Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, convicted of passing nuclear weapons information to the Soviet Union, are executed.
That's pissa, that would never happen today. The bleeding heart lawyers and judges of today would make sure all they got was 2 weeks in a resort somewhere.

June 20th-MLB Star Carlos Lee; one of the biggest stars in the history of the world, Lionel

Ritchie & The most decorated soldier of WWII, Audey Murphy.

After the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, Murphy (then just 16 years old) tried to enlist in the military, but the services rejected him for being underage. In June 1942, shortly after his 17th birthday (sister Corrine adjusted his birth date so he appeared to be 18 and legally allowed to enlist, and his war memoirs, To Hell and Back, maintained this misinformation, leading to later confusion and contradictory statements as to his year of birth), Murphy was accepted into the United States Army, at Greenville, after being turned down by the Marines and the paratroopers for being too short (5'5"/1.65 m) and of slight build.He was sent to Camp Wolters, Texas, for basic training and during a session of close order drill, passed out. His company commander tried to have him transferred to a cook and bakers' school because of his baby-faced youthfulness, but Murphy insisted on becoming a combat soldier. His wish was granted: after 13 weeks of basic training, he was sent to Fort Meade, Maryland for advanced infantry training.

Murphy still had to "fight the system" to get overseas and into combat. His persistence paid off, and in early 1943 he was shipped out to Casablanca, Morocco as a replacement in Company B, 1st Battalion, 15th Infantry Regiment (United States), 3rd Infantry Division. Murphy saw no action in Africa, but instead participated in extensive training maneuvers along with the rest of the 3rd Division. His combat initiation finally came when he took part in the liberation of Sicily on July 10, 1943. Shortly after arriving, Murphy was promoted to corporal after killing two Italian officers as they tried to escape on horseback. He contracted malaria while in Sicily, an illness which put him in the hospital several times during his Army years.
After Sicily was secured from the Germans, the 3rd Division invaded the Italian mainland, landing near Salerno in September 1943. While leading a night patrol, Murphy and his men ran into German soldiers but fought their way out of an ambush, taking cover in a rock quarry. The German command sent a squad of soldiers in but they were stopped by intense machine-gun and rifle fire: Three German soldiers were killed and several others captured. For his actions at Salerno, Murphy was promoted to sergeant.
Murphy distinguished himself in combat on many occasions while in Italy, fighting at the Volturno River,at the Anzio beachhead,and in the cold, wet Italian mountains. While in Italy, his instinctive skills as a combat infantryman earned him promotions and decorations for valor.
Following its participation in the Italian campaign, the 3rd Division invaded Southern France on August 15, 1944 (Operation Anvil-Dragoon). Shortly thereafter, Murphy's best friend, Lattie Tipton (referred to as "Brandon" in Murphy's book To Hell and Back), was killed while approaching a German soldier who was feigning surrender. Murphy went into a rage, and single-handedly wiped out the German machine gun crew which had just killed his friend. He then used the German machine gun and grenades to destroy several other nearby enemy positions. For this act, Murphy received the Distinguished Service Cross (second only to the Medal of Honor). During seven weeks of fighting in that campaign in France, Murphy's division suffered 4,500 casualties.
Just weeks later, he received two Silver Stars for further heroic actions. Murphy, by now a staff sergeant and holding the position of Platoon Sergeant, was eventually awarded a battlefield commission to second lieutenant, which elevated him to the Platoon Leader position. He was wounded in the hip by a sniper's ricocheting bullet 12 days after the promotion and spent ten weeks recuperating. Within days of returning to his unit, and still bandaged, he became company commander (January 25, 1945), and suffered further wounds from a mortar round which killed two others nearby.
The next day, January 26 (the temperature was 14 degrees with 24 inches of snow on the ground), the battle at Holtzwihr (France) began with Murphy's unit at an effective strength of 19 out of 128. Murphy sent all of his men to the rear while he took pot-shots at the Germans until out of ammunition. He then proceeded to use an abandoned, burning tank destroyer's .50 caliber machine gun to cut into the German infantry at a distance, including one full squad of German infantry that had crawled in a ditch to within 100 feet of his position. Wounded in the leg during heavy fire, he continued this nearly single-handed battle for almost an hour. His focus on the battle before him stopped only when his telephone line to the artillery fire direction center was cut by either U.S. or German artillery. As his remaining men came forward, he quickly organized them to conduct a counter attack,[which ultimately drove the enemy away from Holtzwihr. These actions earned Murphy the Medal of Honor.
Murphy was then removed from the front lines and made a liaison officer; he was promoted to 1st lieutenant on February 22, 1945. On June 2, 1945, Lt. Gen. Alexander Patch, commander of the US Seventh Army, presented him with the Medal of Honor and Legion of Merit. The Legion of Merit was awarded for outstanding services with the 3rd Infantry Division during January 22, 1944 to February 18, 1945. On June 10, Murphy left Paris by plane, arriving in San Antonio, Texas four days later.
Audie Murphy received 33 US medals, plus five medals from France and one from Belgium. It has been said that he received every US medal available at the time; 5 of them awarded more than once.

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Special Post

2008-06-17T10:07:00.000-07:00

After game 4 of the NBA finals, I was so excited about the Celtics comeback , I decided to have 2 quick shots of orange vodka and write post about what I just saw. Well somehow while typing the post I hit a button and POOF the post was gone. I guess I was pretty drunk because it turns out I was writing the post on my Yahoo Email instead of the blog web site. That's the good news the post saved as a draft and even though it is incomplete, I'm able to at least post what I had written to that point. So now with out further ado, the drunk post game 4 post........

Holy shit! Holy shit I can't believe the Celtics just won that game. I don't care what the point difference was in that NJ playoff game. That was the greatest playoff comeback in the history of the NBA. I apologize for everything I ever said about just Ray Allen, he's been the most consist ant of the big 3. This is a game we'll be telling are children about. As much as Doc drives me bonkers, he's doing something right, to get that teams head out of there ass. It's a lot like Francona were I sometimes pull my hair out, about the rotations(lineups) but I guess they know best. Doc's willingness to go small was (pun intended) HUGE. I love me some Rondo's but in this series Posey out there with Allen handling the ball is a better matchup.If you don't think that game was exciting, just look at what I did to a perfectly good wife-beater.

I I don't really remember the great C's teams of the 80's but from what I've seen and read, James Posey is this generations Cedric Maxwell. Game 1 PJ was the man off the bench, game 2 it was Powe white trash, but shaved Posey has been the constant the whole series. playing hard, hitting 3's, he's covered both Kobe and Gasol in big moments and knoc....

Well, that's were I lose it but you get the jest of it.

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Dead Reporters and Another Shady Obama Buddy

2008-06-08T19:57:00.000-07:00

Terrible floods in the Mid-West, house's literally floating away. Cities and towns under water, but do you see any looting? Where's Wolf Blitzer crying, so poor, so white? Where's the national outrage at Fema?

If Obama isn't bad enough, they company he keeps is even worse. We know about his racist buddies, Farakan and Rev. Wright. But what about Jim Johnson, manager of Obama Barak's vice presidential search team.
Johnson, the former chairman of mortgage lender Fannie Mae, received loans with the help of the CEO of Countrywide Financial Corp., which is part of a federal investigation in the midst of the subprime mortgage crisis

Sad to see Tim Russert croak this week. Russert was simply the best at what he did. At a time when TV is full of phonies, you could tell Russert was the genuine article. Whether it be one of his debates, or while moderating Meet the Press Russert was like boxing referee Joe Cortez, "firm but fair". Every time time I see Russet I think of my first general election. Staying up to the crack of dawn watching Russert report all the twist and turns of the 2000 general election. At the time I was a drunk 20 year old that didn't know the electoral college from Providence College, but Russert broke it down perfectly with simply a white board and a sharpie. It was Russert who told us all "Florida is the Key" well before the night was over. Here he is commenting on Hilary's Sniper Fire.

Another broadcast legend Jim McKay died last week. McKay was the host of ABC's Wide World of Sports, but is probably remembered for his reporting of the 1972 Olympic terror tragedy, when PLO terrorist kidnapped and eventually murdered 11 Israeli athletes. McKay was on the air 16 straight hours right up until the very end. I wonder if that happened to today how ESPN would handle it. Would they leave that goof ball Chris Berman on the air, so he could say something like, "We just got word that the latest Israeli athlete to be murdered was Kahat "Jersey" Shor . Or would it be Stuart Scott on air to say "these PLO are cooler than the other side of the pillow"

Both Russert and McKay will be missed. You just don't get reporters like that anymore, for now were stuck with hacks like Kieth Oberman and Berman.

That restaurant in the North End, Strega, can go to hell. First those stupid commercials, and then they bump my buddies reservation to get fringin Kevin Millar a table.

Did you know the Holocaust isn't taught in schools in Great Britain because it offends Muslims. This blows my mind!
The Muslims are like the Skrulls, there already taking over and we don't even know it.

I would love for Yankee Candle to make a candle that smelled like a grill full of meat.

Even though Bono and U2 are played out, it doesn't give Johnny Coldpay the right to pretend he's Bono

"Get Smart" will be the Surprise hit of the summer.

Did you see this kid that's catching Little League games with one leg. Amazing!

Summer is here and with gas prices on the rise there are more bikes on the road than ever. Communist riding bicycles on the street have always been a pain in the ass in Cambridge, there every where getting the way of traffic. I'm not surprised a commuter, finally fed up with the bikes, wasn't going to take it anymore.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ed Mcmahon can't pay his mortgage WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Ed owes $600,000 dollars on his $4.8 Million dollar house, but I just can't feel for the old prick, Like I said, he's an old prick, what does a man that's 124 years old need a $5 million dollar house for? Where's all the money he got from riding Johnny's coattails? Super fraud Jay Leno's PR man had this to say: "Everybody loves Ed. Jay and others on the show are discussing how they can help him." Jay and the others!? What other's ?Leno farts $600,000, if he wanted to , he could help McMahon in a heartbeat

Birthdays

June 8th-Hot Chicks, Julianna margulies; Lexa Doig; Maria Menounos and Frank Costanza actor Jerry Stiller

June 9th- Hot Chick and very good actress Natalie Portman

June 10th- Hots Chicks Jenny Tallent,;Gina Gershon; & Elizabeth Hurley
11th-Great actor Gene Wilder, who started in such Tallent Choice Picks as Blazzing Sadels, Young Frankenstein and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory & MLB star Jose Reyes
12th- The Forty First President of the USA, George HW Bush; and super-duper hot chick Adriana Lima

June 13th- Hot Chicks, Leann Tweeden & Brande Roderick

June 14th-The Don, Donald Trump

15-Rap Legend Ice Cube & Star of one of the great movies of all time, Airplane!; Julie Hagerty

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An Ants Life

2008-06-07T17:23:00.001-07:00

So it's the Celtics and Lakers for the NBA championship. Did you know they've played each other in the finals before? One of the news stations reported that.

I think the AIDS have gone right to Magic Johnson's head. He looks fine physically, but man is he a dummy.

I can't understand why Griffey's quest for 600 home runs isn't getting more attention. This is the greatest professional baseball player of our life time and he gets no credit. Does ESPN and the rest of the media favor cheaters? Anytime that sorry excuse of a human being, Barry Bonds was close to a milestone, ESPN would have Pedro Gomez there for Bonds every bowel movement.

I didn't know Patriots Offensive lineman Nick Kazcur hung outside PS Deli.

The best name in sports......no the best name in the world is BJ Upton. Simply because the the BJ stands for Bossman Junior!

Memorial Day commemorates U.S. men and women who perished while in military service to their country. So is it right to say "Happy Memorial Day"?

According to some NYC night club bouncers, a growing number of young men have been slathering their chests with Preparation H, the hemorrhoid creme. The active ingredient in the creme works by constricting blood vessels around the treated area, causing less blood and fluid to be fed into the surrounding muscle. As a result, tissue constricts giving muscles a more defined look, in theory. People got the idea from bodybuilders who apply it to their biceps, love handles, etc in order to look more defined for competitions.
I guess this makes sense, since you do apply Preparation H to assholes.

You can now place an order with Papa Johns with a text message. Fucking genius! I love that.

Boston's Mayor Menino had "no comment" when asked about city public works employees watching TV and having cookouts while on the job. Got to love the double standard, he has no comment on these guys but can't stop bitching and moaning when a fireman calls in sick.

Actor Harold Perrineau who played/plays Michael on LOST bitched and moaned that he was killed off the show because he was black. IS HE FUCKING KIDDING? Did he see this season, they were killing off everyone, white, black, and Korean.
Speaking of LOST the best actor you've never heard of has to be Michael Emerson who plays Benjamin Linus on the show. If that guys doesn't win an Emmy then I don't know what the hell's going on.

I would hate to be an ant. The other day I was taking my dog for a walk and he stopped to take a piss on a tree. I looked down and I noticed that he was taking a leak right on thousands of ants. Imagine your doing your thing, gathering food, making a home, and all of a sudden a giant animal comes along and drowns you and everyone you know in piss. That's no way to live.

If the song "One Big Holiday" by My Morning Jacket doesn't inspire you to want to drink your face off, than you better check your pulse.

It has been 873 days since Senator Obama's one and only visit to Iraq. Yet, despite zero first hand knowledge of conditions on the ground since the change in strategy, Senator Obama advocates withdrawal of U.S. troops. While he is happy to hold unconditional presidential meetings with the world's worst dictators, he has yet to meet with General Petraeus about the improving conditions in Iraq. Before Senator Obama decides to override the recommendations of our commanders in the field and surrender the flight, he should have the judgment to see for himself first-hand the conditions on the ground.

Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played."As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides," Obama said. "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it."
WHAT!?!?! Don't want to take sides? Let's get this straight, your running for president of the United States but your not actually on our side? The flag is a symbol of oppression to many people? What does the American flag mean to you you commie dirt bag. Fuck you. I'd like to teach the world to sing? Get bent Obama. I'd like to teach the world to spit in your face.

Have you ever looked at the history on your Google task bar to see what you've searched for in the past? It can be pretty funny. Some of the things I've searched for that made me laugh were: Obama blowing coke, Who raped Kelly Taylor, Jews are coming, Hanna Montana dressed like a whore, girls doing cocaine, parrot with an erection & smelling a fart.

June 2nd-Hot Chick Nikki Cox
June 3rd-MLB Star Travis Hafner
June 4th-Hot Chicks Izabella Scorupco and Angelina Jolie, Angie was one of the hottest on the planet and I guess she still is but she's lost a lot of her luster with all the adoptions and thinking she's the messiah.
June 5th-NFL star Tory Holt; great actor Ron Livingston, Livingston's been in some great shit, Swingers, Band of Brothers, Office Space, but he has a enormous blemish on his filmography with his Sex and the City stint & Curb Your Enthusiasm actor Jeff Garlin

June 6th-Freddy Kruger; Pig Vomit, Paul Giamatti
also on June 6th 1944- The largest seaborne invasion in history, known as D-Day, over 120,000 Allied troops land on the beaches of Normandy in German-occupied northern France.

June 7th-Legendary crooners Tom Jones & Dean Martin; hot tennis ex-tennis player Anna Kournikova, funny bastard Michael Cera who all ready as a teenager has stared in the terrific sitcom Arrested Development, and Tallent choice movies, Juno & SuperBad; and NBA star Allen Iverson

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Obama's 60 State Initiative

2008-06-02T10:11:00.001-07:00

During the 2nd game of the Celts/Pisstons series Mike Breen yelled out "Wallace and Garnett are really banging each other down low!" AHAHAHA come on dude you know you can't say something like that.

Maybe I am getting through to the public. The ratings for "Oprah's Big Give" were terrible. Finally America has seen enough of that fat piece of shit, patting herself on the back for being rich.

It makes me sick to know that Chris Berman & Stuart Scott get paid big dough to broadcast sports and sports news to America. Do people still find them entertaining? I find them despicable.

Last week Obama said "WHAAAAAA don't mention my wife WHAAAAAAAA" Sorry Obama, if your wife wants to speak publicly than she's fair game. Especially if she says things like she's never been proud of her country before. Obama goes on to say "If they think that they're going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful because that I find unacceptable, the notion that you start attacking my wife or my family." Oh yeah tough guy, what are you going to do? I mentioned that bitch in an earlier post, and will continue to blast her and everything Obama during the General Election, what's Obama going to do about it?

I makes me sick to see the press just let Obama off the hook for all his mistakes. If McCain, or anyone else for that matter said he's visited 57 states and he still has one to go, the press would be killing him for it, but not with there chosen one Obama, it just gets swept under the rug.

Was this just a case of misspeaking? He think clearly thinks about it for a moment before he says 57 states, with 1 to go, but he couldn't visit Alaska or Hawaii. So is that 60 states Obama has us up to now.

I guess Obama has the same powers as the kid in the 6th sense because he see's dead people.

Remember when Hilary lied and said she landed in Yugoslavia under sniper fire, and all the well deserved heat she took for lying, well why does Obama get to lie? He says his uncle was one of the troops that liberated Auwitz in WWII. Oh really asshole? Every book I've ever read says the Russians liberated Autiwz, so your uncle was in the Red Army in 1945? Nope, your just a liar trying to get the Jew vote.

The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol. Now, I'm not down with the spousal abuse but, who isn't addicted to pot, and booze. I'd be worried about someone if they weren't hooked on weed and beers.

You'll be hard pressed to find a better run of songs than tracks 3-10 on Kings of Leon album "Because of the times"
On Call, McFearless, Black Thumbnail, My Party, True Love Way, Ragoo, Fans). Perfect for a ride, say from Needham to Southie.

File this under be careful what you wish for. A government spokesman says 25 people have died in flash floods in eastern Ethiopia. Isn't Ethiopia always complaining about droughts? I guess in Ethiopia when it finally rains it's pours.

Birthdays
23rd-Hot chick and dancing champ Kelly Monaco
24th-Sox 3-0 fat man Bartlolo Colon; hot chick Elissa Bridges; and NBA superstar Tracy McGrady
25th-Hot Chick Molly Sims, and NFL Superstar Brian Urlacher
26th-Cinematic legend John Wayne
27th- Andre 3000, amazing that's his real name; 2 time Memorial Day Bar Golf Tournament MVP Baz D
28th-All time top athlete Jim Thorpe who's one of the most versatile athletes in modern sports, he won Olympic gold medals in the pentathlon and decathlon, played football collegiately and professionally, and also played professional baseball and basketball. He subsequently lost his Olympic titles when it was found he was paid for playing two seasons of minor league baseball before competing in the games (thus violating the amateur status rules).; friend of McCain, Rudy Giuliani; and hot chick Kylie Minogue. I had the chance to ask Al Pacino what he thought of Kylie and he had this to say.

29th-Inferior composer,Danny Elfman
30th-King of the One Liners, Benny Goodman, Wrestling and drug legend Jake the Snake Roberts, and the newest member of the 500 home run club Manny Ramirez, Manny had the fourth highest career batting average at the time of his 500th homer, that's pretty impressive stuff

31st-Miller's market regular,Clint Eastwood; most overrated football player in history, Joe Namath; piece of shit that's always in the playoffs, Kenny Lofton; and MLB superstar Jake Peavy

June 1-Historic piece of ass that the Kennedy's murdered like a dog, but all the papers had to say is that she was found in the nude, Marilyn Monroe; MLB star Carlos' Beltran and Zambrano; Great actor Morgan Freeman, if you never heard my Morgan Freeman impersonation just ask(the drunker I am the better the impersonation); hot chick Shae Marks; super hot chick,'>Heidi Klum.

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Ted's Head

2008-05-22T13:10:00.001-07:00

Last week I had "pleasure" of taking a weekend cruise out to sea on the Norwegian Dream. Let me tell you, I would of rather been on the Titanic or even the RMS Lusitania.
The boarding of the ship was supposed to begin at 11:30 a.m. They didn't start the boarding until 1:30. Even though my group was at the very beginning of the line, by the time we got through the boarding process it was almost 3 P.M. After boarding, the ship had exactly one restaurant open for lunch. Since everyone on the ship stood in line through there normal lunch times, everyone on the boat went to that one restaurant, which created a crowed, uncomfortable, lousy situation.
Then my cousin received a Coors Light that tasted like a skunks grundle. We had all hoped this was an isolated incident, but unfortunately this was the norm. Out of a bucket of 6 Silver Bullets you'd be lucky to get 3 good ones. Actually you were lucky to get a drink at all. It took an average of 25-30 minutes to get a drink, but at least the servers were unpleasant. No one likes a bartender or waitress that smiles.I'll get back to the service and amenities in a minute but I got to tell you about the beautiful view we had for 7 hours while we sat in dry dock. A great view of the back of the Edison plant and some broken down piers. Being a Southie resident all my life I had always hoped to one day seen the other side of the Edison Plant.

So out to dinner we go, another long line to get a table, but by then we were used to that. We put in the order for the ordinary food they had, but I guess they thought the warm tap water they give you would be enough because no one bothered to ask if we wanted something to drink. After 3 trys to get a drink order we were informed, that even though the boat hadn't even moved from the dock, the ship was out of Coors Light, Bud Light & Miller Lite. So the beer choice was left to Amstel Light, Corona, and Bud, none of which had twist off caps, and I guess opening a beer was just to much to ask the bartender.
So when the boat finally moved, the captain decided to to drive the ship straight into a storm and drop anchor. While I was heading back to my room the first night, I was surprised that I was able to get drunk, even though I was only able to get a drink every 40 minutes. But then I realized that I wasn't drunk, I couldn't walk straight because the boat was rocking and shaking worse than Muhammad Ali.
Turns out all cruise ships have a stabilizer, in case of bad weather the whole boat doesn't get sick. In this case Norwegian, didn't feel like fixing there stabilizer.
I think it was a combination of the rough seas and drinking beers older than Mike Timlin, but I haven't been so sick since that Ronald Regan film. The whole boat was throwing up, it reminded me of the "Lard Ass" scene from stand by me.
So to sum up the trip. Lousy service, lousy amenities, lousy drinks, lousy food, lousy cruise line.

I'm not really a religious man but over the weekend my prayers were definitely with Sen. Ted
Kennedy who suffered 2 seizures. I prayed night and day, that he'd have 2 more seizures each one being worse than the next.
On a serious note it turns out Sen. Kennedy has a brain tumor, Even though the Governor of California disagrees with that diagnosis

I understand he's been in the Senate for 46 years but, there's entirely way too much news coverage for a guy that isn't even dead. You don't hear anything in the main stream media about Jaime Martinez, who's suffering from the same affliction. Jaime's cum created the greatest pitcher in the modern era of Major League Baseball, the world should recognize and honor him for that.

In North Carolina on Tuesday, John McCain outlined his judicial philosophy and vision.
As president, John McCain will look for accomplished men and women with proven records of excellence in the law and proven commitments to judicial restraint to serve on the federal bench. The proper role of the judiciary has become one of the defining issues of this presidential election. The next president will nominate hundreds of qualified judges to the federal courts and the impact of these choices will reach far into the future.
John McCain will bring care, thought and deliberation to the process of selecting his judicial nominees. The nominees will be men and women of experience, wisdom and humility who do their work with impartiality and honor. They will be faithful to the Constitution and understand that there are clear limits to judicial and federal power. Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Samuel Alito will serve as the models for John McCain’s judicial nominees.

Jimmy Skorner has struck again. Just weeks after breaking the news on the big Van Wilder, Scarlett Johannsen argument in Boston, Jimmy got the Rob Lowe farting on the Celtics scoop. With Boston becoming Hollywood east, it's great that a friend of B?IHKH! is fast becoming his own personal page 6. You can read Jimmy's at his blog http://freeu2tickets.blogspot.com/ and on Ball Faces.

Even when I was 12, I couldn't figure out why the New Kids on the Block were so successful. Now 16 years later and there back and shows are sold out from here to Whales Vagina. I just don't understand humans.

Birthdays
May 13th-Smoker, Joe Louis; great actor Harvey Keitel who starred in Tallent Choice Movies, From Dusk til Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs Taxi Driver and also very good movies Little Nicky, U571, & Copland; Famous singers, Stevie Wonder & Peter Gabriel; ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman, who if people don't know was a very good NBA player, border line Hall of Famer, and hot chick Sunny Leone
May 14th-Money grubbing Star Wars creator, George Lucas; actor Tim Roth who's stared in Tallent choice movies Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction & Reservoir Dogs, Roth stars in his most important role next month in the eagerly awaited Incredible Hulk Sequil; MLB star Roy Halladay
May 15th-MLB star pitchers John Smoltz & Josh Beckett; NFL greats Emmitt Smith & Ray Lewis and hot chick Jamie Lynn Sigler
may 16th-NY drunk Billy Martin, Bond Actor Pierce Bronson; Donna Martin

and hot chicks Janet Jackson, , Kaila Yu, and Megan Fox
May 17th-NBA star Tony Parker, & boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard
May 18th- Funny and Pretty Tina Fey
May 19th-Wrestler Andre the Giant, who also won an academy award for best supporting actor for his roll as Fezzek in, A Princess Bride; Celtics role player KG; Gas Man Scott Collins, & Seeker, Substitute and Pinball Wizard Pete Townshend
May 20th-Star of one of the greatest Movies of all time "It's a Wonderful Life" James Stewart; Joe Cocker, ahaha Cocker? I hardly know her! Wendy's founder Dave Thomas; and Deadwood star Timothy Olyphant.
May 21st-TV legend Mr.T; Honarable Judge Reinhol; & porn star Briana Banks
May 22nd-Reconstructive elbow surgery,Tommy John; crazy ass hot chick Naomi Campbell, and hot chick Katie Price.

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"I'm Tallent and I approve of this message and Cherry Coke"

Flomax & Flip Flops

2008-05-05T19:12:00.000-07:00

I was a little sad to see McCain take a little step back from the comments he made, about wasteful spending being the cause of the bridge collapse in Minnesota a year ago. Maybe the best of all Johnny Boys tremendous attributes is his disdain for wasteful spending. Instead of rebuilding
infrastructure, state and federal government spend the money on studying beetle cum. The best and easiest way to get the economy back on track is to settle things in Iraq,(not by just up and leaving by the way)and to stop wasting millions on the National Belly Button Lint Museum.

McCain's economic vision stands in stark contrast with the visions of both Democratic presidential contenders, whose economic plans endorse exorbitant taxes and more bureaucracy than Alteron ever seen from the empire.

Eliminating earmarks and wasteful spending won't fill the hole completely, but it will free up tens of billions of taxpayer dollars and is only part of his wide-ranging economic plan. Transparency in the budget process also will allow Americans to see just how their hard-earned money is being spent and will call attention to leaks in the system.
McCain's economic plan also includes nixing corporate welfare and closing loopholes in the system. By focusing on eliminating the budget deficit and controlling undisciplined government spending, McCain's economic plan takes on much more responsibility for Americans' tax dollars.

I once again had a chance to sit down with Mr. McCain, and since he was buying the beers, I left the economy off the table and we disgust health care. I first asked McCain about his opponents health care plans and he had this to say. " As you know, both Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are touting outrageously expensive and unrealistic universal health care plans - a government monopoly over health care. Unlike my opponents, I do not believe that all of our nation's problems can be solved by turning control over to our government, with all the tax increases, new mandates and government regulation that come with that idea. " When I grilled McCain on why his plan was better, he responded by saying 'I believe the key to real reform is to restore control over our health care system to the patients themselves. Americans need new choices beyond those offered in employment-based coverage.
That's why, as president, I will seek to encourage and expand the benefits of Health Savings Accounts, tax-preferred accounts that are used to pay insurance premiums and other health costs. These accounts put the family in charge of what they pay for.
In addition, I will reform the tax code to provide every family the option of receiving a direct, refundable tax deposit - effectively $2,500 for individuals and $5,000 cash for families to offset the cost of insurance. "

I have to agree with Sen. McCain. The reality is that both Senator Clinton and Senator Obama, in their haste to garner support for their so-called "solutions," are promising more than they can deliver. And, once again, they are simply out-of-touch with the real problems facing our health care system and how to solve them.
Here are the facts: Under the Democrats' plan, we will have all the problems, and more, of the current health care system - rigid rules, long waits and lack of choices - and we risk degrading the system's great strengths and advantages, including the innovation and life-saving technology that make American medicine the most advanced in the world.

Did you know that the Iranian president gives all the young kids in his country cocaine. The reason being that they get hooked on the devils dandruff and if they become soldiers the Iranian government will supply them with all the yayo they want. No wonder Obama wants to "Sit down" with Mahmoud "Escobar" Ahmadinejad.

Chicago Bears Running Back Cedric Benson was arrested for driving a boat drunk. You shouldn't be arrested for that! You should be arrested for driving a boat sober. It's not a car, it's totally type of driving all together......... There are a lot less boats in the water than cars on the road. Not to mention there's a lot more room, especially in the ocean or a large lake.

Oh it's Cinco De Mayo, everyone go out and pretends you like corona, when in fact you would never drink it the other 364 days! So foolish, if you want to go out to celebrate a Mexican holiday so some reason, just drink what you usually drink, there's no need to pretend to you Corona, you don't pretend to be a Mexican.

Now that Disco has knocked out Mike Tyson and slayed Jaws. His next quest is to figure out what it is exactly Meatloaf won't do for love.

Heard a rumor that Dwayne Wade is banging Star Jones. If that's true, I have zero respect for Wade. Why would a rich, young NBA Superstar get in bed with a hideous monster like Jones

Not only is she uglier than a bag full of assholes, but she's a douche bag to boot. Marries a gay guy just to get free shit. Goes on the View and asks company's to sponsor her wedding to get free shit.

I wonder if I take that Flomax before I go out drinking, if it will prevent me from having to take a piss after each beer once my seal is broke.

I was back at Fenway the other night. The temperature was around 40, and it was pouring. Yet hundreds of people men & women still had flip flops on! What is this flip flop craze, people love these fucking things. I can see if it's hot out you don't want to get your feet sweaty and bogus, but it's cold and raining, why do you feel the need to show show off your toes.

100,00 people may have been killed in that cyclone in Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.

Birthdays
April 2nd-Top Electrician and Bag Piper Kenny Tallent, Bing Crosby, who with David Bowie sang the greatest Christmas song ever.

April 3rd-Hot Chick Kimora Lee Simons, Rock Legend James Brown

April 4th & 5th-No birthdays wortha dam

April 6th-One of the top 5 baseball players ever Willie Mays, Rock Legend Bob Seger, former UK Prime Minister and friend of the US Tony Blair, Actor George Clooney, NBA Superstar and should have been 07 MVP Chris Paul

April 7th-One of the greatest QB's ever Johnny Unitas, & deceased Wrestler Owen Hart "Enough is Enough and it's time for a change!"

April 8th-Bomb dropping President of the USA Harry S. Truman, comidic legend Don Rickles and hot chicks Jennifer Walcott & Josie Maran.

April 9th-Legendary singer & Drunk Billy Joel, hit machine Tony Gywnn, Wu Tang Member Ghost Face Killah, MLB superstar Brandon Webb & Hot Chick Rosario Dawson

April 10th-One Hit Wonder, Bono

April 11th Chick Hot Laetitia Casta

April 12th-Hall of Fame catcher Yogi Berra. Everyone thinks his little sayings were great, I think he's a fucking idiot.

Also on May 12th 1932; Over two months after he was kidnapped, American aviator Charles Lindbergh's baby is found dead; Lindbergh had paid the ransom on April 2.

That's fucked up man. If your going to kidnap a baby at least let him go after you get the ransom. I mean the kidnappers didn't even let the kid go when Lindbergh said.........

Thanks for reading

"I'm Tallent and I DO NOT approve of my President buying coke from terrorist"

Fuck Atlanta and Dr.Phil

2008-04-27T20:18:00.000-07:00

A lot of folks have acused John McCain of abandoning his independent views and becoming a cut and dry republican. That's simply not true. He's against the GOP on such key issues as Global Warming, Immigration, stem cell research and energy(drilling in Alaska). As for not approving of the new GI bill, he simply thinks he can do better, it has nothing to do with him not supporting veterans. You'd have to be a damn fool to think John McCain of all people doesn't want to do what's best for the veterans of this country. I had the chance to sit down with Mr.McCain and discuss this and other topics and he had this to say. "We are working on proposals of our own — I'm a consistent supporter of educational benefits for the men and women of the military," McCain said. "I want to make sure that we have incentives for people to remain in the military as well as for people to join the military. ... I've talked a lot about veterans' health care, so we'll continue to talk about those issues and how to care for vets. I know I can do that, having been one."

Anyways, the Straight Talk express keeps rolling . Last week Johnny Boy embarked on a trip to areas of the United States seldom-visited and all too often forgotten by our nation's leaders.He did this because he wants to learn from the people who live in these areas. Yesterday, he had the opportunity to visit Alabama. During his trip he spent time in the towns of Selma, Gee's Bend, Camden and Thomasville.
I asked Mr. McCain about his trip. "It was an honor to visit Selma, a place that held great significance in the Civil Rights movement. I was also fortunate to visit the Gee's Bend quilters, who gave me such a warm welcome - I thank them for their hospitality. "
When I asked McCain why he was vi sting such rural place, not often seen as election hot beds.
"Tallent, I am traveling to these places because if I am to be President of the United States of America, I'm going to be the president of all the people. I will work for all people and I will listen to all people. By understanding the challenges - and they are enormous - that these Americans face today, I will be a far better president."
"There must be no forgotten places in America. I have always believed in this country, in a good America, a great America. And I have always believed we can build a better America for all people. This week, I'm traveling to places where great Americans are still fighting for change to make us a better country. I am going to meet and learn from these patriots."

As the presidential campaign kicks into high gear, it's more important than ever to show your support for John McCain. One way you can stand out is by wearing official John McCain 2008 gear.
The official campaign store, http://store.johnmccain.com, has hats, buttons, bumper stickers, yard signs, t-shirts and special state and coalition-specific gear. As supporters of John McCain, we know that he is the right man to lead our nation as we face tough challenges. Now is the time to stand with John McCain and show our support for him. As president, John McCain is the most prepared candidate to serve as our commander in chief and fight for our shared values in the White House. As his team of supporters, it is our job to ensure he wins in November.

During game 2 of the Celts/Hawks Series I got a kick out of when the Hawks were down by 20 and Bibby missed a free throw and everyone on his team slapped him 5.

Had nothing against the Hawks until this series, they were just fodder for the Rancor. But there's a good amount of assholes on this squad. Mike Bibby says Boston fans are fair weather fans. He plays in fucking Atlanta the worst sports city in America. Actually it might be the worst city in America. It could use a nice disaster. I wish Gen. Sherman was still alive to burn it down again. But back to the Hawks with Al Horford talking shit all game wither there winning or losing, some bone heads can't help constantly talking shit and being an assshole and Za Za Gabor acting like a tough guy, knowing full well KG can't get thrown out of the game. If Za Za ever got in KG's face on the street, KG would simply bite his head off and scream one of the 7 dirty words.
When KG layed that pick on Za Za in game 7, it was one of the greatest basketball moments of my adult life.

When will Comcast Sports Network learn they can not show a close up of KG's face. He clearly yells "Something, Something MOTHER FUCKER!" after every play.

And now The Gootch's Postseason B's report:

Well I have to say this was a great year for the Bruins with much more to come over the years. This team is so young and set up perfectly for the future.In the offseason, I think they need to try and restructure Glenn Murray's contract or trade him away ( 0 points) in the playoffs, although he was hurt all year, i can see him have a big year next year. The B's obvious need is scoring, the defense is in great shape as well as goal tending. The B's need to get Hossa who is a free agent, i don't think Pitt can resign him with Crosby and Malkin and Gonchar. Hossa would be huge for us and played great with Savard in Atlanta, if we trade Murray we would definitely have enough to sign him but we could have both if Murray would agree to take less.The prospects we have are great if we develop them they will be awesome but we might be able to get another star by trading 1 or 2. I gaurantee that w find out half the guys playing were really hurt in this series, we know savard had a broken back, i bet chara is really hurt, murray was hurt and almost broke his neck in game 7. on top of all other injuries. getting hossa should be #1 on their list i would also like to see them try and get corey perry from anaheim or kristian huselius from calgary both free agents also a surprise could be us going after mats sundin.

The temperature got up to 84 this week and everyone was so excited. Oh yeah bring on the Mosquito's and the swamp ass, hot weather is great!

I like what the Pats did at the top of the draft. The player they wanted was going to be available a few picks down the road anyway, so they went down to 10 and got an extra 3rd round, the first 3 Pats picks were on on defense, 2 linebackers, a defensive back. We'll see how good these guys end up being. They got younger and faster on D, which they needed to do.

Tough spot for Matt Ryan to get drafted, not a lot of Tallent around him in a city that doesn't care for white people much. You know once Vick gets out of of the hooscow, the Falcon fans will be hooting and hollowing for Vick to get his job back. Even though he's a shitty human and a shitty quarterback, he's a brother from the south south, that can run fast.

This Hank Steinbrenner is a trip. He clearly feels the need to be a big mouthed fool because his
father was. He doesn't even know what he's talking about. Anyone that throws 100mph should be a starter. There are tons of pitchers that throw in the upper 90's that just flat out suck, take Hank's boy Kyle Farnsworth for instance.

One of my New Years resolutions was to expose Dr. Phil for the fraud that he is. We'll the time has come!
The Producers of his show bailed out a teen that was arrested for taking part in a videotaped beating of another teen, just to get the interview. Where was the good doctor and his moral compass then?

But Phil's shadiness started decades ago:
The Texas attorney general investigated him for a possible health club scam in 1973. McGraw sold expensive lifetime memberships to a health club in Topeka, Kan., and resold the contracts to a financial institution, so the members had to keep paying whether the club existed or not. According to the court papers, three different Topeka banks sued him for more than $40,000, but he never showed in court and monies were never recovered. He had moved on to Texas, where he obtained a doctorate from the University of North Texas and began to practice psychology.
In 1989, the Texas State Board of Examiners of Psychologists imposed disciplinary sanctions against McGraw for what was deemed an inappropriate "dual relationship." McGraw admitted he hired one of his clients, a 19-year-old woman, to work in his office (can you say "breach of ethics"?), but denied her claim of a sexual relationship. The board ordered McGraw to pass a jurisprudence exam, undergo a psychological evaluation, take an ethics class and have his practice supervised for one year. Did he make amends and make it right? Well, as of 2008, no. Nineteen years in, and he still hasn't met the board's conditions. His license to practice psychology was revoked and, from that point on, he has not been licensed to practice psychology at all. As the man himself has noted, "Failure is no accident." This from the same guy who says "If you watch porn, then you can't love your wife!"
McGraw, who said, "We teach people how to treat us," exhibited poor judgment again when he decided to feature convicted murderer Laurie "Bambi" Bembenek. Bembenek was scheduled to appear on the "Dr. Phil" show in 2002 to clear her name. It didn't go well. She later filed a lawsuit against Dr. Phil and more than 50 of his staffers for, she said, being held against her will in an apartment with no way to contact the outside world, while awaiting potentially show-stopping, name-clearing DNA results. Bembenek claims the forced confinement led to a panic attack, which drove her to escape by climbing out a window. She fell and shattered her leg, which later had to be amputated below the knee. Despite whether Bembenek was detained against her will, one wonders at the "stinking thinking" involved in allowing an emotionally fragile, convicted murderer to become so agitated that she felt her only recourse was to shimmy down the outside of a building on a bed sheet ladder.

McGraw has long been an outspoken critic of pornography. Then, he stands as the best man in his son, Jay's, 2006 wedding to Playboy playmate Erica Dahm; Phil even hosted the wedding at his Beverly Hills, Calif., mansion. Against porn? Fine. Supportive of his son, regardless? Terrific. Altering his "Dr. Phil" Web site to remove all of his comments about porn right after the fact? Phony, what a fraud this mother fucker is.
In January 2008, McGraw's behavior motivated a psychologist (an actual one, with a license and everything) to lodge a complaint with the California Board of Psychology, alleging that Dr. Phil was practicing illegally when he visited Britney Spears at Cedars-Sinai. McGraw was, reportedly, counseling Spears as well as inviting her to join her family on his stage for an upcoming televised intervention. After his unannounced hour-long visit, he made several long-winded statements on his show about Britney's mental state, which really chapped the family spokesperson.
You think Phil gives a fuck about Britney? No way he didn't care to help her, he was just looking for ratings.

Thelma Box, a former business partner, alleges that McGraw sold his stake in Pathways, their self-help company (started in 1984), an entire year before he told her. Box also insists she co-created and co-authored the materials used in Pathways seminars, material that McGraw uses today in his show, but she has never been given any credit.
Even the fairly unflappable residents of Los Angeles' Wilshire neighborhood have raised arms against McGraw. His Dr. Phil House was an actual house back in 2006, but multiple film crews, trucks, cables and the numerous wandering, addled, addicted, and just plain nutty guests all culminated in too many complaints. They were forced to stop shooting on-site; the show is now actually shot on a soundstage, not on location (although the exterior of the house is still shown in episodes).
And now this: Last week, Dr. Phil had his producers bail out Mercades Nichols, one of the six teenage Florida cheerleaders accused of beating another girl, videotaping it and posting the footage on YouTube. Nichols signed an exclusivity contract with McGraw's people, allegedly in exchange for her $30,000 bail. In light of the public outcry, producers have since announced they made an error in judgment and they have no plans to go forward with the show. Dr. Phil has yet to make his usual half-apologetic public statement, although now might be just the time for McGraw to heed his own advice: "If you want more, you have to require more from yourself."
The inappropriate bail, on the heels of the Britney fiasco, may be why there are growing rumors that Oprah wants nothing to do with the not-always-so-good doctor; there is also talk that McGraw and his wife, Robin, are on the outs. Of course super husband Phil, never mentions that this happens to be his 2nd marriage

Birthdays:

April 23rd- Lousy drink with no alcohol Shirley Temple, Legendary singer Roy Orbisen, the other broad on Three’s Company Joyce Dewitt, One of the 3 greatest Offensive Lineman in NFL History John Hannah, hot chick Joanna Krupa, The 15th President of the USA, James Buchanan, and the master of iambic pentameter, William Shakespeare.
April 24th-Entertainer, Cedric the Entertainer, MLB Stars Chipper Jones & Carlos Beltran, crazy goalie Ed Belfour, who once offered a cop one billion dollars not to arrest him
April 25th-Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, and overrated actress, squinty face Renee Zellweger
April 26th-no birthdays worth a dam
April 27th- Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true President, Abram Lincoln, 50 dollar bill, and 18th President of the USA, Ulessys S. Grant, MLB Legend Rogers Hornsby. Hornsby holds the modern record for highest batting average in a season, .424 in 1924, and he won the Triple Crown in 1922 and again in 1925. He won the NL's MVP Award twice, in 1925 and 1929. At his peak, from 1920 to 1925, Hornsby led his league in batting average all six years, in RBIs four years, and in home runs twice. Over five seasons (1921 through 1925), Hornsby averaged an astonishing .402, a feat (based on current research), he won a 7th batting title for the Boston Braves in 1928 (.387). He hit 301 home runs, not all of them as a second baseman. He is among the top four in home runs by a second baseman, as of the start of the 2005 season.
The Ice Man George Gervin, And of course car jumping Joey Gathwright

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April 29th:-Co-Creater and star of the greatest show ever, Jerry Seinfeld

Also Cougar Michele Phiffer, actress Uma Thurman, “Uma Jerry, Uma!” NBA star Carmelo Anthony, Pot Smoker, Willie Nelson

May 1st-Julie Benz. Check out the link, Julie Benz over.

Thanks for reading.

"I'm Tallent and I apporve of thus message and Atlanta getting a New Orleans style makeover"

Blog Out With Your Hog Out

2008-04-20T19:13:00.000-07:00

There's nothing worse than this marathon. First of all why is anyone running 26.2 miles? It's like the kid that took 7 perks when everyone else just had one. It's excessive, your just trying to show off. Run a few miles a day to keep in shape, but running 26.2 is ridiculous. I love seeing people that ran the race latter in the day. There all wrapped in tin foil and can hardly walk. They look like they just finished the Bataan death march, I wonder if it's worth it. Also anything that encourages college kids to gather in masses and start drinking at 10:30 A.M. is a receipt for disaster. It seems these kids grow up miles away from Boston and never touch a drink, then they come to Boston and drink like there Andre the Giant. They get stupid, annoying and out of control. If it was only that they covered the streets in vomit, I could look the other way, but when 10's of thousands assholes congregate in one area it never ends well. But what about the people that just go to watch the race? They stand there for hours to watch 10,000 anorexics run by and yell "GREAT JOB", "YOU CAN DO IT JUST 18 MILES AND A FUCKING GIANT HILL TO GO!"
How many crimes, go unchecked in Boston that day, because all the cops are in Kenmore Square dealing with Brad Gatchell, 21 of Westfield, MA who's had to much to drink and he's going to stand up to authority because he's now suddenly a tough guy. Then the 11:05 A.M. start to the Sox game. Another thing the Sox should have to apologize to the other team for. I wonder how Milton Bradley reacted when he found out what time he had to wake up for today's game, I'm sure he assaulted someone.

Big up's to Jimmy Skorner who got the scoop on Scarlet Johassen and Van Wilders big fight in the streets of Boston. First he got the story to those noisy douche bags at the Herald and then it went global! Front page of MSN.com, and gossip web sites from here to Australia.

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http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/4-10-08_4?GT1=7701
http://teamsugar.com/group/249654/blog/1541973
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson-fighting/
http://all-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-scarlett-johansson-going.html http://www.hotmommagossip.com/trouble-in-paradise-for-ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson/
http://www.glam.com/blogs/hot_momma_gossip/trouble_in_paradise_for_ryan_reynolds_and_scarlett_johansson/?cat=Parenting
http://www.mollygood.com/trouble-in-reynolds-paradise-20080410/
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/04/ry-ry-might-be-on-market-soon.html
http://www.scandalouscandice.com/scandalous_candice/2008/04/celebrity-coupl.html
http://celebs-britneyluver.blogspot.com/2008/04/ryan-reynolds-and-scarlett-johansson.html
http://fadedyouthblog.com/
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/scarlett/default.aspx

You Can read Jimmy at his blog and as a member of Ball Faces

George Soros the "liberal megadonor" is at it again. He and his group of billionaire left-wing Democrats have pledged $40 million dollars of soft money to smear John McCain in a national television ad campaign.

In an article published in Politico, it was reported that Paul Begala and David Brock met with a gang of Manhattan liberals at the home of George Soros to outline their plans for a $40 million dollar ad campaign against Senator McCain. Brock is quoted as saying the group could do the work of the press corps that has "fallen down on the job" when it comes to McCain! .

I actually have my own thoughts on the Bruins, but before that The Gootch's Playoff report

OK Playoffs have started and my predictions before they started were

B's in 7
Pitt in 6
NJ in 6
Wash in 6

Detroit in 5
SJ in 5
Colorado in 7
Anaheim in 6

B's over Pitt in 7
NJ over Wash in 6

NJ over B's in 6

Detroit over Colorado in 6
San Jose over Anaheim 7

San Jose over Detroit on 7

San Jose over New Jersey in 7

The B's came out in Game 1, intimidated and scared and Montreal took advantage of it big time and the B's had no chance. Game 2 was a whole new Bruins team and the referees flat out lost that game for them, they outplayed Montreal pretty much throughout the game and lost in OT because of the refs, very frustrating. BUT I also had a hard time figuring out what Julien is doing , he benched Phil Kesell in game 2 as well as Dennis Wideman, I wonder what happened there, there must be some shit behind that, those are 2 of our best players. They may be playing hurt and couldn't go, who knows, but this whole Bruins team is so beat up and they still should have and could have won last night. Tonight its back to Boston and they have to win tonight or its over, no way they win 3 straight from Montreal. Bull shit though this series should be knotted at 1 the refs really fucked the B's so bad.

*note* This Paragraph was written Monday morning before the B's lost in Montreal last night.

The reason I've sworn off the Bruins is back before the strike, they were the #1 seed and were up in the series 3-1 to the Habs. Montreal came back to force a game 7 that I had tickets to and the B's frigin blew it. I guess the coach of the B's now was the coach of the Habs then, that's pretty trippy. Now they have a chance to do the same thing tonight to the Habs and even though I don't pay much attention to the Bruins, anything that will make thousands of French Canadians cry is something I'm all for.

So the B's lost, but they got me to write about them, so now there on the map at least.

My NBA Post Season Awards & Playoff Predictions

MVP-1) Chris Paul-Paul's New Orleans Hornets are the biggest surprise in the NBA this year. N.O. is the 2nd seed in the brutal West Conference and most casual NBA fans couldn't name one other player on the Hornets.
2) Kevin Garnett-I always knew KG was one of the best players in the NBA even though he doesn't put up the gaudy stats that other all-stars do. But I still didn't realize how good he really was, to see his leadership and defense every night is a real joy.
3) Kobe Bryant-This is as good as a year as Kobe's ever had. Leading the Lakers to one of the top 2 seeds in the brutal West Conference. The only reason he isn't higher on this list is the Lakers record without Pau Gasol.
4)Lebron James-The best numbers out of anyone on this list and the only good player on his team but the team's record just isn't good enough to warrant given Lebron the MVP

Rookie of the year-
Hawks center Al Horford is the lone rookie in the first five (scoring, 10.1 and rebounding, 9.6) and his team is going to the playoffs. Kevin Durant lead rookies in scoring but he's able to take all the shots he wants on his shitty team.

Most Improved-1) Rajon Rondo. We knew the C's would be a good team, how good exactly depended on Rondo and to a lesser extend Kendrick Perkins, Rondo has grown by leaps and bounds in one season. He's been outstanding, better than anyone figured.

2) Heydog Turkalu-Career highs for the veteran in points rebounding and assist, very versatile player could of been an all-star.

6th player-Manu Ginaboli, no one's even close, he's one of the best players in the league. It's actually kind of silly that he comes off the bench.

Defensive Player-1) Kevin Garnett- What a presence, he can cover Shaq or Jason Kidd all while getting the other 4 guys to play better team defense too.

2) Shane Battier-He covers all the of the best swing men in the league and does an outstanding job.

Coach-1) Rick Adleman-How the Houston Rockets won 55 games(a lot without Yao Ming) is a mystery, how they won 22 in a row(14 without Ming) is a fucking perplexity.

2) Byron Scott-I hate this fucking guy, but he deserves credit for his Hornets great season this year.

3) Maurice Cheeks-I thought the 76ers would suck and he would be fired but he has them playing good hoops and into the playoffs.

Playoff Picks:

Celts beat Atlanta in 4
Detroit beats Philly in 6
Orlando beat Toronto in 5
Washington beat Cleveland in 7

Lakers beat Denver in 5
Dallas beats New Orleans in 7
Spurs beat Phoenix in 6
Utah beats Houston in 5

Celts beat Washington in 5
Detroit beat Cleveland in 7

Lakers beat Utah in 7
The Spurs beat Dallas in 6

Celtics over the Pisstons in 5
San Antonio over The Lakers in 7
Celtics beat San Antonio in 7

Did you see that the Chicago police shot and killed a cougar that was running around the city. That's crazy there's over a million people in Chicago there must be hundreds of cougars. The question is, why are cougars so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department?

Drinks with ice cubes are far superior to drinks without them.

Chocolate by it self is one of the most overrated things on Earth, but you add peanut butter forget about it, one of the tastier treats known to man.

I take back all that good shit I said about France. Apparently there not a fan of Freedom of Speech. Former fox Briget Bardot was arrested and will have to stand trail for saying "The Muslim community is destroying our country and imposing its acts." God forbid someone talk shit about the Muslims.

Waiting for an oven to pre-heat when your starving is agonizing.

People just couldn't wait to bust out there flip flops this season. At Fenway on Saturday I seen tons of dopes wearing flip flops at the game. Only problem is that it was a chilly night, it was a terrible choice of footwear. Even if it was 90 degrees I would never wear flip flops to Fenway. The thought of getting beer, mustard and maybe even piss on my toes does not sound intriguing to me.

I love how everyone made such a big deal out of Valerie smoking weed. David pops speed like there motrin, Brandon gambles his socks off, Steve breaks into every school he goes to, Kelly gets addicted to diet pills and blows everyone and Dillon, well Dillon tops them all with the heroin and the guns. But Val smokes a doobie and "wow that Valerie's one crazy bitch, I don't trust her"

April Birthdays
1st- One of my all time favorite's Sung Hi Lee, rapper, Method Man, love Method Man's music it's great, but one time I went to see his show and he showed up an hour an a half late then went on stage and yelled "My album drops May 18th!" for 45 minutes and that was it, so fuck him

No April 2nd Birthdays worth a dam

3rd- Vito Corleone, Marlon Brando, Jennie Garth who faced many difficult issues and obstacles, often with the assistance of loved ones, including her difficult home life, being date-raped, using diet pills, being tricked into joining a cult, being able to quit the cult, being caught in a fire, and temporarily becoming addicted to cocaine. In addition, she endured being shot, getting amnesia, being raped, shot the rapist, going to rehab, being stalked and almost killed by a patient from rehab, becoming unexpectedly pregnant and having a miscarriage, and learning that she might not be able to have children because of a condition in her body. In overcoming these obstacles, she was able to become a better person and help others. Also having a birthday on April 3rd is Alec Baldwin who's a great actor and is outstanding in Tallent Choice Movie, Outside Providence, but his best performance is the message left for his daughter.

4th- Tris Speaker who batted over .380; 5 times and in 1999, he ranked Number 27 on The Sporting News' list of the 100 Greatest Baseball Players, and was nominated as a finalist for the Major League Baseball All-Century Team. Overrated Mayo Angelo, what makes her so profound? If she was white nobody would give a dam, just another poet and not to mention Oprah wants to gag on her clit, Veteran Actor Craig T Nelson, NFL Star Keith Bullock, actor Heath Ledger who will make be making it for dinner and great actor who's about to star in his biggest and most important role as Tony Stark in Iron Man.

5th-Hot Chick Krista Allen & NFL star Steven Jackson

6th-Empire Strikes Back stars John Ratzenberger & Billly Dee Williams, surprise surprise Lando Calrissian in disguise

7th- Red Sox Legend Bobby Doer, Godfather Director Francis Ford Coppala

8th- Former First Lady Betty Ford, who really must have known how to party if they named the whole clinic after her.

9th-Hot Chick Grace Park, and the most popular Porn Star of all time, Jenna Jameson. Have you seen Jenna lately? She looks awful, all those years of snorting coke and swallowing cum have finally caught up to her.

10th-TV and video game personality John Madden, BOOM!!, Ken Griffey Sr., who's sperm created the greatest baseball player of my generation & Hot Chicks, Chyler Leigh & Mandy Moore

11th- Red Sox Captain Jason Varitek, MLB Star Mark Texeria, and hot chick Jennifer Esposito

12th-Talk Show Host David Letterman
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Mistakes
Beating Sam Donaldson to the ground with a nine iron
Bought Bill these gag super short jogging shorts and now he actually wears the things!
Cutting off Sinatra's Grammy speech
Not buying deodorized litter for Socks
Not buying deodorized litter for Roger
Her lingering TV kiss with Roseanne
The time she got too near Bill at feed time and lost a finger
Introducing fiance Bill to her sexy roommate Gennifer
Inviting Ted Kennedy to White House for open bar
Not making Bill take her last name

13th-3rd President of the United States and the father to plenty of half black children, Thomas Jefferson & musician Max Weinberg

14th-MLB great Greg Maddux and old school hot chick, Stacy Williams

15th- Really Hot Chick Susan Ward

16th- The greatest coach in NFL History, Bill Belicheck.

After graduating, Bill took a $25-per-week job as an assistant to Baltimore Colts head coach Ted Marchibroda in 1975. In 1976, Belichick joined the Detroit Lions as their assistant special teams coach before adding tight ends and wide receivers to his coaching duties in 1978. He then spent one year in 1978 with the Denver Broncos as their assistant special teams coach and defensive assistant. Belichick then began his 12-year stint with the New York Giants and head coach Ray Perkins in 1979 as a defensive assistant and special teams coach. He added linebackers coaching to his duties in 1980 and was named defensive coordinator in 1985 under head coach Bill Parcells, who had replaced Perkins in 1983. The Giants won Super Bowls following the 1986 and 1990 seasons. His defensive game plan from the New York Giants' 20-19 upset of the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl XXV is now in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, as is his defensive game plan from the Patriots' 20-17 win over the St. Louis Rams in Super Bowl XXXVI.

Cleveland Browns
From 1991 until 1995, Belichick was the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. During his tenure in Cleveland he compiled a 36-44 record, leading the team to its most recent playoff game win in 1994. Based on his performance, many fans in Cleveland think of him as an uncommunicative, dictatorial and arrogant coach who made many questionable moves, including benching and then cutting much-beloved quarterback Bernie Kosar in 1993 in order to replace him with Vinny Testaverde, a move that sparked great controversy in the area. In Belichick's last season in Cleveland the Browns finished 5-11. In November of that year Browns owner Art Modell announced he would move the team to Baltimore after the season. Belichick was fired early in February 1996.

New England Patriots (1996)
After leaving Cleveland, Belichick served under Parcells again as assistant head coach and defensive backs coach with the Patriots for the 1996 season. The Patriots finished with an 11-5 record, won the AFC championship, but lost to the Green Bay Packers at Super Bowl XXXI.

New York Jets
Soon after Super Bowl XXXI, Belichick (and most of the Patriots assistant coaches) migrated with Parcells to the New York Jets. Belichick served as assistant head coach and defensive coordinator for the Jets from 1997 to 1999. When Parcells stepped down as head coach in 1999, Belichick became the new Jets head coach. However, Belichick's introduction to the media the following day turned out to be a surprise resignation announcement. Before taking the podium, he scrawled a resignation note on a sheet of loose leaf paper that read, in its entirety, "I resign as HC of the NYJ." He then delivered a half-hour speech explaining his resignation to the assembled press corps.
Shortly afterward, he accepted an offer from the Patriots to become their new head coach, who had previously tried to hire him away from the Jets. Parcells and the Jets claimed that Belichick was still under contract, and demanded compensation from the Patriots. NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue agreed, and the Patriots gave the Jets a first-round draft pick in 2000 in exchange for the right to hire Belichick.

New England Patriots
Bill Belichick was named New England Patriots head coach in 2000, succeeding Pete Carroll.

2000 season
The Patriots went 5-11 in the regular season and missed the playoffs. To date, this is Bill Belichick's only losing season with the Patriots.

2001 season
The Patriots went 11-5 in the regular season, and defeated the Oakland Raiders and Pittsburgh Steelers on the way to the Super Bowl. In Super Bowl XXXVI, Belichick's defense held the St. Louis Rams' offense, which had averaged 31 points during the season, to 17 points, and the Patriots won on a last second field goal by Adam Vinateri. The win was the first Super Bowl championship in Patriots history.

2003 season
The Patriots' season started with a 31-0 loss to the Buffalo Bills in week 1 a few days after they released team defense captain Lawyer Milloy. The team went on to win 14 out of their remaining 15 games, including the last twelve of the regular season. In the final week of the regular season the Patriots avenged their loss to the Bills by the same 31-0 score. They defeated the Tennessee Titans in the AFC Divisional round. Playing against the Indianapolis Colts and Co-MVP Peyton Manning (Steve McNair of the Titans was also Co-MVP) the Pats recorded 4 interceptions, and advanced to Super Bowl XXXVIII, where they defeated the Carolina Panthers 32-29 on a late Adam Vinatieri field goal. Belichick also was awarded with the NFL Coach of the Year Award.

2004 season
The Patriots once again went 14-2, and defeated the Colts in the AFC divisional round. They opened the season at 6-0, which combined with the 12 straight wins to end the previous regular season, broke the record for most wins in a row, formerly held by the Miami Dolphins during and just after their perfect 1972 season, with 18 straight wins. They defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC Championship game. In Super Bowl XXXIX the Patriots beat the Philadelphia Eagles and became only the second team to win 3 Super Bowls in 4 Years. Belichick is the only coach to accomplish this feat. Charlie Weis left for the University of Notre Dame following the game, and Romeo Crennel became the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.

2007 season
Bill Belichick led the Patriots to the first perfect regular season since the introduction of the 16-game regular season schedule in 1978, only the fourth team to do so in National Football League history after the 1934 and 1942 Chicago Bears and 1972 Miami Dolphins. .

17th-Hot Chick Jennifer Garner

18th-Diggstownn Star James Woods, Rick Moranis, who won a the Academy Award for best supporting actor in 1987 for his role as Dark Helmet in the critally aclaimed Spaceballs. The best Late Night TV host in the biz, Conan O’Brien, Future NLF Hall of Famer Willie Roaf, and MLB star Miguel Cabrera.

19th-Hot chick from back in the day Jane Mansfield, Vetern Actor Tim Curry, who was nominated for best actor in 1985 for his perfomance in "Clue" hot chick Ashley Judd, & Kate Hudson, who's cute as a button and is a pretty good actress but the movies she stars in are the worst, look at this crap, Fools Gold, Skelton Key, Raisen Helen, Alex & Emma, and maybe the worst film of all time, How to Lose a Guys in Ten Days, it should of been called, How to Lose Your Temper in Ten minutes. Anakin Skywalker actor Hayden Christianson, whoever casted him for that role made a huge mistake, he's awful. Just a lousy, lousy actor. Hot Tennis Champ Maria Sharapova

20th-Little Shit Napoleon Bonaparte, The biggest asshole the Earth's ever seen, Adlof Hilter, Handsome Devil Clint Howard, The Yankee for some reason noone hates Don Mattingly , so I'll say it fuck him and his moustach and Hot Chick Carmen Electra .

April 21st-MLB Great Warren Spahn & Hold me closer Tony Danza

April 22nd-Actor Jack Nicolson, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, & Hot Chick who Jack probably banged Anna Falchi.

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